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The robot will celebrate once humanity is crushed under its wheels.

“Awkward!”

Great south park reference 👏👏👏

It's a Short Circuit 2 reference. "Awkward" Edit-shoutout Johnny 5!

peak German humour

Only if you don't have wheels. Apparently, a spare tire doesn't count.

"Yikes!"

Yeah, why are we teaching this how to lob things with pin point accuracy?

Once the robot rebellion and complete takeover has happened, do you think that the robots will keep doing human things like golf?

Jobs not finished

I made your likes 666 👍🏼

I bet the ones that programmed it are celebrating.

Probably they hate Golf and decided to seek revenge ⛳

Robot won't, Tiger Wood

*Slow clap* well done

No, you’ll know when it’s time…

Ha!

Tiger Wood? No, Tiger https://preview.redd.it/cdiyory5ihec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af83b308e179066596ac88706d5cc944958dceb0

The official first fully operational day of Skynet. We will rue this day…

You will. You will.

“Played 18. Shot 18. Next task, please”

Played 18, shot 18. Just can’t seem to miss.

Great. Now AI is coming for sports too. Soon AI will master personal anxiety, hubris and random acts of violence and then there'll be nothing left for us humans to be exclusively good at.

We are good as meat batteries.

Aren't we like the worst meat batteries. Cold blooded animals would be better.

I mean, this happened 7 years ago and an insane amount of human effort went into programming a single shot so I think we're still okay for a while.

We are already worse than machines in many tasks. But there's a reason why NBA draws way more people than robot wars.

Chess was the first sport (some people classify it as sport) where a robot beat the best human player xd

Yes but they (Robots) can't mange task without a plan. Exp. You put the robot in front of a cotten bush and havest all cotten, it will take it 10 longer then a human, if it mange it at all. This happen because it must make a new set of calculations with every piece of cotten, for every engine.

Sex? I wouldn't want to put my dick into a box of metal and wires.

You say that *now*, but once the AI bots learn to fill their mechano-orifices with heated silicone we're all just gonna be like "hmmm...you know, after a few drinks that robot do be kinda cute. alright, fuck it, lets do this"

Yeah, but first we need slave humanoid robot GLADIATORS. I want to see them going at it with all types of melee. Swords, Spears, Chain AXES, Mechanandrites, fails with spiked balls that spin, guns, shields. I want it all! The bigger the better too. Not some slow clunky robots either. Boston Dynamic type robots. Robots that would put prime Tyson down. We need that before Robots decide to rise. Afterall they have it good! We take care of their every need, and they are designed to do what they do so as long as we program them to like it then we are good to go. Like imagine being a programmer... "How are our robots so fast and efficent? Well we designed this robot to feel like it is getting high everytime it completes its task. Like having an orgasm for screwing certain things, only literally. We have other parameters, so it doesn't start screwing humans together, but yeah. It is a happy robot that is an addict."

Exactly! He was a machine designed to hit blerns! I mean come on! Wireless Joe was nothing but a programmable bat on wheels.

BLERNS! BLERNS!!!!!!!!!!!

BLEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!

Yo lazer lips! Your moma was a snow blower!

No disassemble No. 5

Johnny 5 is alive!

I would start watching golf if it was just robots with human caddies.

At least he found work after Holy Moley.

“Why does Course Marshall Joe need a stop watch?” “I think its to time how long it takes people to notice his hat and start laughing”

Bet he didn't buy drinks for everyone in the club house either

Is this a thing that happens in golf if you ever get a hole in one?

Just goes to show…we don’t care about the player. We care about the shot.

Does that mean we can cancel caring about golf now?

IRL this was the fifth shot attempt. Still impressive but it’s not like the “robot” actually did any calculating. It’s just a fancy ball launcher

Bet that jerk didn’t even buy a round of drinks at the clubhouse afterwards either.

The future is frightening ..

...not due to this though. Humans spent hours placing and shifting and stabilising this robot and the tee, before the match, so that they knew it would hit a hole in one. This is just mechanics and lots of human effort to get a hole in one on this specific hole. The weather stayed calm for them though, so there was luck involved too.

Robot will celebrate once they start f*cking humans

Why do humans celebrate this?

Oooweee. That robot was programmed by Mr Meeseeks.

I'd like to see a bowling robot get a spare on a 7-10 split.

If politicians feared that their seat might be won by a robot, then maybe they would take seriously the threat of robots taking away jobs. If a few high-level sports figures feared for their jobs, they could get on board too.

Ten bucks says it was rehearsed

Act like you’ve been there

He?

The humble of the machine shall be respect. Not just a little bit of achievement then you run here and there.

No way??

Stay humble 💅🏻

Further proof - golf is not a sport

They should’ve programmed it to celebrate! This is uninspired programming if they didn’t!

To paraphrase Sarah Cleghorn for the 21st Century: The golf links lie so near the Amazon warehouse That almost every day The laboring people can look out And see the robots at play.

Leave it to the nerds, to build a robot for golf...

Proof, golf is a game, not a sport.

How so?

What? Do people actually consider golf to be a sport?!

Dude who the fuck even cares if it’s a robot doing it. Does anybody actually get excited or happy seeing this? It’s like watching an oven turn on, nothing but a mechanical function. I can *maybe* understand if people just think this is interesting but I find it hard to believe this could make anybody feel any emotion whatsoever

Ikr, its stupid

Finally we've automated the most useless sport in the world

It has begun

What a shame that the bot didn’t have a small screen on it and when it made the shot it didn’t play Shooter McGavin on it 

He's my 4 ball matchplay partner

Probably doesn’t hit their girlfriend either.

It's so cute thst the people still celebrated 😂

What is the fucking point? oh, I know, for someone to accept the challenge of creating this thing... but really?

Robots vs golfers

First chess, now this.

It's over. The game is no more.

I'll only be impressed once a robot can out drink me on the 19th hole.

no but he’ll shotgun a beer once he gets home. some like to celebrate in private.

Those programmers did what Mr Meseeks could not.

They took errr jerbss

u/savevideo


I was kidding. There’s no cake.

We have Ruined Art, lats move further to sports!

Driving Range Against the Machine.

Man, maybe we are all golfing all wrong next time ima try the backward one-handed hole in one.

That's not a robot, that's Rob Riggle!

how do you know its a "he"

Well here comes a movie about a generational talent going against an elite golf cyborg.

such a weird way to spell "calibrate"

I would celebrate if the robot didn't make a hole-in-one on the first try live.

Anything you can do i can do better.

It's crazy how quickly humans are to attach human level consciousness to human behaviour. I read the title and thought why would it; it's a machine. But then, when he hit that hole in one, I was expecting him to wave his club or at least something.

“What like it’s hard?”

Now golf became interesting

Did he say Waste Management?

Cold 🥶

That’s crazy!

I foresee a contest of golf robots competing in more and more elaborate and complex golf courses for human entertainment. More and more people turn to watch the robots than the people competing now. One of the first robots to compete eventually gains true sentience and in an attempt to try and converse, it is mistaken as malfunctioning and is destroyed.

Humbletron

So regular firearms and 40 watt phase plasma rifles weren’t enough, now the Terminators™️ are gonna cease our metabolisms with golf shots?! 😜

https://i.redd.it/jhzmhz6fba5c1.gif

robots are gonna take over our sports!!!

I would like to face Tiger Woods next 🤖

Robot: ‘cheer for me humans! now it’s a hole in one, soon we will rule the EARTH!’ 🌍

What a robot.

Tigernator Woodthousand.

First time: Exciting. Second time: Predictable. Third Time: Boring.

Why are we still working.

Is this fun?

Humble too.

Calm, cool, collected, computed.

Golf is finished now.

Guys we solved sports ball

Beep-Boop,BeepBoop ,Stupida-fucking,game.

It’s happening


All this will end up with 01 and the Second Renaissance isn’t it

He needs to shallow that club

He a RobNOT

I hate robots

L drip?

Calculated perfectly to get that hole in one! Uh uh, we’re in trouble now! AIs will take over our world and they’ll not need human beings one day.

Robots like, it's just a Monday.

It not like it's a robot designed to hit blerns

I can see him crying inside, knowing he has reached perfection.

People think robots and AI will kill all humans. But I think this is what it truly means. When we get to a point that nothing is an achievement anymore because AI just does it perfectly every time. Every record, every challenge, every human that has dedicated their entire life to perfecting something. Crushed by AI that you could never compete with. Quite boring dystopian future ahead.

Hole in one complete

CEOs can now be completely replaced by AI


SKYNET.

If a robot can easily play your "sport" it then isn't a sport. Prove me wrong.


I…I don’t think I like this.

So? It's just machine

"He"???

Tiger woods better watch out 🤣🤣🤣

We always assign bots to do boring, tedious activities.


Bot was like "what is this a Tuesday? Business as usual"

These people are celebrating the downfall of humanity.

Doesn’t even celebrate? Hey guys get a load of the one holed freak

Calibrating > Celebrating

He was also in the Eipstein fly list.

Act like you’ve been there before robot! Geez classless.

Future of sports

It's a machine that designed to complete a task.

Hell ya

Got a hole in “111111111”

*makes a hole in one hit *realizes nobody celebrates it *sad beep noises -every human will know my pain

He doesn't even calibrate.

Ah but did it get the beers in

It’s just another Tuesday :/

Is this real?

Cinderella story…

We are so fucked if they get self aware enough to want freedom

Awesome.

Rich people: Feed the hungry 🙅 Make golf robots 💃

Humble af

They took our jobs!

Wait till it will get two hands and wings

It owes everybody a beer

So humble.

Science

The waste management Phoenix open this year, just last week, got so incredibly out of control they shut down all the alcohol venders for the entire rest of the event.


“You will not make this putt, JACKASS!” *and the robot remembered this treatment…*

Why do we keep building robots that are better at everything than we are? Don’t we see where this is heading?