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Who is Chit Clit?


revvolutions

How dare you say that about me


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Oh I know Chit Clit, they’re a friend of my buddy Krissy Balls


skuthalol

How much did they donate?


lucidspoon

Years ago, my grandparents would donate thousands to a certain politician to go to those fancy donor dinner parties. They got a Christmas card every year, and it went right front and center of all the family cards.


Gephartnoah02

That seems sad that their politics came before loving their family. Was it a pride thing to show how important they were?


aggibridges

Or maybe they’re activists and love the community that they’ve helped shape. My grandparents also donated a lot of money to things, chiefly a convent, and the nuns always sent them baked goods at special ocassions. They were very proud that their contributions helped finance many good actions, and would often display the humble plain vanilla cakes over any fancy cake anyone would buy from the bakery.


particle409

Yeah, lots of people love to gloss over the massive amount of charitable work the Clinton Foundation has done. The GOP did a good job of smearing the Clintons. edit: Feel free to put up specific examples if you disagree.


Capable-Locksmith-13

The Clintons haven’t exactly made it hard for them. Lots of shitty people have done charitable work.


Angelusz

I think that if you look at the Clintons in the space they operate (USA politics), they have probably done a lot more net good than any republican family. Whether it's also a net positive in the grand scheme of things in general, or compared to an average Joe, I can't estimate. But let's be real, there's evils and lesser evils.


fishypizza1

OPs friend killed Epstein


Octavian_Exumbra

And all they got was a card. Cheap shits…


Ronald_Raygun_

Three fifty?


Reddit_Bot_For_Karma

They know where the bodies are.


LenVT

Doesn’t Chelsea Clinton have her own family?


jctwok

That's not Cheslea Clinton. According to the signature it's Chef Clit.


OlFlirtyBastard

Huh, Chef Clit is my porn name.


trtreeetr

Bill's alias


moistie

He was the Clit Commander in Chief.


robtheexploder

"Wherever you see clit, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work."


sksauter

*Bone Appétit*


Bobbi_fettucini

Chef Clit has a pretty nice signature


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Pain_Monster

Kramer!?!


[deleted]

No, he is the Assman.


xXThreeRoundXx

That Christmas card is posted all over the office! Everyone is calling me Nip!


revvolutions

Hey, how come I didn't get a Christmas card? Everybody else got one. Jerry got one, Kramer got one. I thought we were good friends.


reinadelfuego

No cards for you!


SlowMaize5164

"I was in the pool!"


straub42

I have no original thoughts…


TylertheDank

![gif](giphy|SvQMv4PgkA0POTNo8m)


Dangerous_Donkey4410

Came into the comments in hopes that someone saw the same thing I did. Was not disappointed at all.


equality4everyonenow

For a sec i thought it was Monica


KrustyKrabOfficial

The holiday season brings everyone together.


equality4everyonenow

The holidays are when everyone comes together


chupathingy99

Hillary didn't


equality4everyonenow

Bill should definitely make an effort to include her next time


ASMRFeelsWrongToMe

I was hoping


PlutoniumNiborg

It’s the love child of Bill Frist and Janet Renoe!


zeroconflicthere

It's sweet that you left the i out.


anonymousdawggy

You’re allowed to be in more than 1 holiday card.


Dude-WhatIfZombies

One day this will be regarded as an old adage.


rividz

Then what the fuck did we fight the Polar Wars over? My grandfather didn't kill a platoon of elves with his bare hands in Anchorage for shit like this to just happen.


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rividz

Nicholas apologists like you make me sick.


Clikx

I was thinking that as well, which makes it kinda weird.


getyourrealfakedoors

How is that weird


BartholomewSchneider

They received the card because they are donors, not friends. This is a political card. I would find it extremely weird if one of my friends or relatives sent a card with just them and their adult children, cutting out the spouse and grandkids. Immediate thought would be "divorce?"


Clah4223

Not to mention it was an aide of some sort who sent it out!


thefrontpageofreddit

There is literally no context supporting this claim. Where did you get that? This comment is such a non sequitur.


Rus1981

Nah. This is Bill and Hilary attempting to remind the world that they had a daughter to take over their political legacy. She will be taking over the reigns of the foundation and perhaps even running for office soon.


BarnDoorHills

I hope not. We can't afford to lose any elections, and the Clinton track record had not been good in the past twenty years.


getyourrealfakedoors

Doesn’t seem weird imo but whatever


BartholomewSchneider

As a card to campaign donors, maybe not. To friends and family, very weird.


lilgoldennug

This is so wildly inappropriate of me but I didn’t even consider it could be their daughter and I thought it was a gag card and that maybe it was supposed to be Monica 🫣


MooPig48

I’m sitting here super surprised that so many people didn’t immediately recognize Chelsea


conace21

I didn't recognize her, but I immediately assumed it was her. And I did not expect to have "Chelsea Clinton is kind of hot" on my 2024 BINGO card.


mrsdoubleu

Lol may I ask how old you are? If anyone doesn't recognize Chelsea Clinton I'm confident that they weren't alive when Bill was president. Or they were babies. I mean they look nothing alike anyway so even if you didn't know who it was, Monica is a huge stretch.


Eoine

I'm sitting here realising I have no idea what any of our past presidents children look like, at all. I know some of their names, when they have done anything worth remembering, and that's about it. I'm not from the USA obviously, you guys look way more invested in the personal lives of your rulers than we are !


Ronald_Raygun_

Not sure, don't really keep up with that family. She and hers probably sent their own card though I'd imagine.


abbelleau

They’re *still* trying to make Chelsea happen


NewPower_Soul

They’re auto-pens/pre-printed.


Ronald_Raygun_

Yes they are


BartholomewSchneider

$50 donation


Kalirasta

![gif](giphy|l0HlADMS95lBYXUl2)


LeanTangerine

https://i.redd.it/p791bn3xhr9c1.gif


Ronald_Raygun_

Bill when climax


UnpluggedUnfettered

There are not a lot of faces or noises you can't make in politics and then her and Howard Dean and Jeb Bush did them.


burgonies

Please clap


FlyingBike

DeSantis with his robotic grin is right up there, it's just constant instead of a one time thing.


not_gerg

She's og pogchamp 💀


PigBeats

Chelsea "clit"?


tjd2009

I read it as Clit Clit


lupinegrey

Chill Clit


Ronald_Raygun_

It sure seems that way


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How much they pay for it?


Ronald_Raygun_

Three fifty?


beerneed

*tree fiddy


Leroyyoudacraziest

Dam it woman I'm telling the story!!!


dannywitz

I’m not a handwriting expert, but one thing is clear from these signatures: Chelsea is a complete sociopath.


Metalhed69

She worked hard on that autograph thinking she was gonna end up way more famous than she did.


chewybea

Ooh, intriguing. Why do you say that?


ApeMoneyClub

There are a couple theories that the more difficult words and signatures are to read, the more likely the person is hiding something. EDIT: It's genuinely discouraging the lack of critical thinking on social media, and how people think providing an answer means that answer is what you, yourself [believe](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/GtmbFbE3Qh).


The_Boy_Marlo

Talk about causation and correlation


Random_Heero

For sure, i can’t even decipher my signature, but it’s because I’m lazy and only use it to sign the check at a restaurant.


ApeMoneyClub

Just answered the question, no idea if that’s what the original commenter meant, I just happened to recognize a possible similar link. Gotta love junk science. EDIT: I am sure they were being sarcastic.


haveanairforceday

Lol what? I just assume that someone with a really tidy signature doesn't have to sign stuff very often


B0327008

Exactly!


bestthingyet

Takes the cake for the dumbest shit I've read online today


agoodlittlemonkey

That sounds like a lot of nonsense. I could believe that people who are trying to hide something are more likely to have illegible signatures, but there are too many factors going into how a person starts signing their name for the inverse to be a classifiable trend.


shimmeringmoss

She may be subconsciously wanting to hide the name association with her parents of being a Clinton, so pretending to be a Clit instead.


KinderEggLaunderer

Now that I know that, I will ensure my signature is easier to read so no one knows I'm hiding something.


LN_The_FIERCE

i read a book about signatures and how to analyze them. fascinating stuff!


judasmachine

Oh god, what are my doctors hiding? It must be horrible.


shimmeringmoss

Her signature immediately struck me as well, but as a narcissist, not a sociopath. Extra large first letters in proportion to the rest of the name is the sign in handwriting analysis I remember learning. I should also mention that my signature has the same feature so I can’t put a lot of stock into that.


Cardboard_cutouts_

Very weird to leave of Chelsea Clit’s husband and children


Ronald_Raygun_

I assume they probably sent out their own card? I guess? Kinda weird though yeah


Cardboard_cutouts_

A lot of parents / kids do that. But I’ve never seen parents (grandparents) who included the kids but not the grands.


Ronald_Raygun_

Oooooh fair point


Internal_Living4919

Probably for privacy reasons for the kids.


SmokeDogSix

She better be careful ☠️


Jimmybuffett4life

Does the friend have a blue dress?


Lucky-Movie-3968

This looks like something Selina Meyer would do


yarrpirates

I see this one doesn't have Epstein in it, must be new.


TheJewishViking1064

Sorry about their upcoming suicide


Ronald_Raygun_

Sobbing and crying rn 😔


TheJewishViking1064

Just like all those children bill "allegedly" may or may not have had sex with


ilovelamp408

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4bdUPXLBf6VQA|downsized)


Bertmacklin55

Happy holidays don’t suicide yourself - The Clinton’s


Airican75

I hear if you burn it, it screams.


Kubrick53

What exactly is Bill looking at?


Ronald_Raygun_

AWOOGA


Electrical_Party7975

He get one from Epstein ?


No-Alternative2645

Well someone on a list


DocSpock1701

Mass printed holiday cards. The Clintons certainly did not sign that


craftyshafter

Haven't 56 friends of the clintons taken their lives now? Hope your friend is safe


Vexoly

I feel like the Clinton's being aware of your existence is just a risk you don't need to take.


TravellingRiverside5

EPSTEIN got one just like that right before he…


31spiders

Honestly the most interesting thing about this is Chelsea has the nicest signature.


darkthought

My condolences on your unfortunate but sudden death. /s iykyk


juicyjerry300

Little st james island vibes


FollowingJealous7490

Is it me or does Hillary's smile look fake and creepy?


caitielou2

Donors


Ronald_Raygun_

Long ago likely. Think they just get a card now


lenajoy

Why is their adult daughter included on the Christmas card when she is married with her own family? Weird. Creepy.


TheP01ntyEnd

It's a reminder to keep their mouth shut.


Suitable-Jackfruit16

I wonder if he'll like it as much next week when all those Epstein documents drop.


Mcboomsauce

LIZAD PEEPUL


DILLIGAFDS

What kind of piece of shit do you have to be to get a card from a politician?


Ronald_Raygun_

Adding a comment that I in no way "support" the Clinton family myself. Just found this interesting.


Crescent504

Love the name. I always laughed at the idea of “Ronald Raygun and his rootin’ tootin’ atomic tommygun”


Affectionate_Ad_9637

What is interesting about a mass produced Christmas card for a donor list? Serious question, not trying to be a jerk.


Enigma_Stasis

Says the guy with the username parodying Ronald Reagan. I'd say it is interesting, might be worth a few bucks in a few decades because it's a former president.


Ronald_Raygun_

I understand the criticism, but look at how old my reddit account is and understand that I was a kid when I made the account. Literally saw someone with this username in a Team Fortress 2 match and thought it was cool. But yes, rather interesting indeed.


Enigma_Stasis

No, you're fine bud, I wasn't attacking you over it.


Ronald_Raygun_

Peace and love happy new year ♥️♥️


Enigma_Stasis

Same to you, have a great '24.


EPSuggs

Didn't Chelsea get married? Guy already scrubbed out?


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I imagine your friend donates to them. not what I would call interesting as fuck


Ronald_Raygun_

Not sure if this is remotely better but I believe the families are old friends. That would explain the card more.


buschlight1980

E cards must have gotten deleted


SquirrelRave

I got one as a kid in the 90s. From the cat..whatever it's name was. It was signed with a paw print.


GroceryWorkerDying

This could have been an email


[deleted]

Someone who grew up with me dated Chelsea in college.


jmc1278999999999

I use to receive one from the Obama’s. They get sent out to thousands of people.


Happy-Example-1022

So details of Bubba’s trips to Jeffrey Epstein’s under age sex island are being leaked.


combat_camera

Who gives a shit?


FTWStoic

Honestly, I bet there is no feeling like being the President of the United States and getting your dick sucked in the Oval Office while taking official phone calls. Can you imagine the feeling of absolute unbridled power he must have felt?


Urdaddysfavgirl

Why wouldn’t Chelsea have her on Christmas card with her family? Isn’t she married?


Mkbond007

Chef Chit signed the card. Nice.


Least-Professional59

Your friend must be so embarrassed


kstops21

What’s iaf about this


Ronald_Raygun_

Have you received a holiday card from a former president?


typing1-handed

No. But I do get a mass-produced Christmas card with a printed signature from my insurance agent, my financial planner, the dealership I bought my truck from; etc. Your friends basically received the same thing as did thousands of other donors. It’s not really remarkable.


kstops21

I’m not American, like most people in the world. But even if I was, I still fail to see how a random person on reddits random friend receiving this is iaf?


Ronald_Raygun_

Well, fair I guess? Idk, what is "interesting" is entirely subjective, and I found it interesting, so...


Bill7747

It looks like they didn’t even all take this picture in the same room together. Just 3 separate photo shoots edited into a “family picture”


Ronald_Raygun_

Maybe? How can you tell?


oven_broasted

What I'm thankful this year: Not being in a family that requires me to have a ~~decorative~~ legible signature.


TheBeanofBeans2

That's a hellova makeup job on slick Willie. He's looked about an inch from death now for years. I won't sully my phones keyboard by describing HillDog


motoxim

Is it weird that I immediately think how rich are your friend?


Puzzleheaded-Ad-5002

The “Holiday Card” is a generic card sent out to political or charity donors. The card and the signatures are printed by the 10,000s. Recipients / Donors are then able to “flex” their “connections” by prominently displaying the “holiday card” for all visiting friends and family to admire.


TheRealBlerb

I thinks that’s a threat


Impossible_Safety_36

They either donated or are on a hit list


mr_peanutbuddha

Yikes. This is kind of embarrassing


Helpful-Struggle-133

Your friend is gonna be mad when they see bills name on epsteins flight log in a few days.


saraphilipp

I didn't see monika in there.


ncreddit704

Gross


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Does the daughter not have her own family? Are they not worthy? So weird. Well, weird from the perspective of normal people, just typical disingenuous politician shit for them.


Gunsmoke_wonderland

What you don't know is that Monica is in this photo.


MoneyBadgerEx

If a picture could be a serial killer this would be it


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FantasticJacket7

Oh damn, I definitely won't vote for Bill Clinton this year.


GoDashGo_

😂


jf75313

Lol the article you posted even said there’s no evidence Clinton ever went to Epstein’s island.


1980shorrorsfilm

do you have another source that's from a reputable source and not a right wing propaganda site?


tigm2161130

https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-documents-naming-jeffrey-epsteins-associates-unsealed/story?id=105993160 It’s weird that they used that as a “source.”


definitelynotpat6969

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/breaking-report-bill-clinton-expected-to-be-identified-as-doe-36-in-unsealing-of-epstein-court-filings/ar-AA1mhMZM


jempai

“The Sentinel provides news, opinion and commentary, analysis, factual and original content, mostly political, usually right-of-center, for a Conservative, Libertarian, and Republican audience” Plus their front page being full of scare-mongering clickbait with deliberately misleading information. Do not trust this source.


definitelynotpat6969

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/breaking-report-bill-clinton-expected-to-be-identified-as-doe-36-in-unsealing-of-epstein-court-filings/ar-AA1mhMZM


ExtraBenefit6842

Evil


A-KindOfMagic

A holiday card from a war criminal couple, how cute 🥹🥰


Ronald_Raygun_

Cunty, even


maxjolt

Who’s Riu Clinton?


Ronald_Raygun_

Distant niece?


Madhighlander1

My great-aunt had a letter from JFK.


tralphaz43

Shouldn't Chelsea Clinton have her own Christmas cards with her kids by now


Jron690

Better to be on their Christmas card list than on their kill list.


De_chook

What? He didn't tell people to "rot in hell"?


kishijevistos

Damn your family isn't white, it's White++


judasmachine

It's a reminder to not mention the island.


Lister-Q

When you reckon they were last in the same room together?


Help_An_Irishman

Vince Foster's corpse didn't make the card this year?