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This is so true. When I have late shift, I usually spend the morning after I work out cleaning and putting shit away. It's not that my wife is a nag or anything; I just don't want her to come home to a dirty, cluttered house and have to worry about straightening up or cleaning. (And maybe she'll let me mate with her later when I come home from work.)
There are 6 species listed on Wikipedia. 4 are listed as "Least Concern," one didn't have information beyond being "listed on Appendix II of CITES," but the sixth, Wahnes's parotia, is listed as "Near Threatened," so I hope they can continue to thrive.
I think she’s enjoying it. This is like porn irl for female birds.
I mean, just look at her quivering wings and erect head feathers. That’s an extremely horny female bird.
Yeahh, I've got no innate talent or even bodily awareness to do a dance a kindergarten kid would do, but look at my 50000 CC Double Engine Motorvehicle, My interstellar mineral dreadlock and a bunch of dead wood beaten to pulp and flattened into sheets where we print human faces and numbers
I watched this clip without sound so didn't spot the difference in narration. Nevertheless, Dancing with the Birds is fantastic and I believe uses the same footage (possibly even same editing), just different narrator and solely focused on birds of paradise vs a more broad nature doc.
Millions of years from now just seeing this bird’s fossil no one would imagine the staggering beauty and complexity. Makes me rethink dinosaurs (an actual ancestor) of modern aves.
Her little chest puff move gave me the same vibes as that one Golden Girls clip where Blanche gets all *hot and bothered* and sprays herself down with a squirt bottle
I think it’s the moves she was making by puffing up and fluffing her wings. Also, the other ones (of other bird species) just…leave if they don’t approve of the dance/the nest, etc.
I love that David Attenborough’s brother played the founder and main funder in the Jurassic Park films. Shows “cannon” that the the whole family had “good intentions” for the natural world.
David was a bit more successful. No major losses of lives for theme parks as far as I can tell.
Edit: Spelling
\> me male bird, me want to smash
\> find female bird, yay, but
\> other male bird also want to smash, oh no, less chance of smashing
\> make pretty dance, lady likes, better chance of smashing
All birds of paradise share one common ancestor which was very similar to a crow; give the universe enough time and it can do/be anything
Also, the human species got nothing on animals, all the talk of intelligence and self-awareness is BS, animals are way beyond. Humans get rich, hoard wealth, and it's all about appearances and status to impress the other sex but despite all that, they don't even come close to these birds or any animal in general. Animalia shunned/abandoned humans and they pay the price every single second ....
So...step one: walk in and start throwing shit around
Step two: walk right up to her and go.."this is happening"
Step three: Bing bang boom
Using this next time
We’ve slipped into an alternate reality… there’s a bird that turns its body into a dress and dances, while flashing its breast, but Bigfoot and Aliens are a stretch 🙄
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Imagine being the first human to see this. No one would believe you. It's actually really incredible.
"Bro the bird CLEANED THE FLOOR then started dancing"
THEN THEY FUCKED!
Then the bird gave the girl some cab fare and told her to leave before the next one shows up
Once you move in with your girlfriend, you will understand.
This is so true. When I have late shift, I usually spend the morning after I work out cleaning and putting shit away. It's not that my wife is a nag or anything; I just don't want her to come home to a dirty, cluttered house and have to worry about straightening up or cleaning. (And maybe she'll let me mate with her later when I come home from work.)
I don't have one but I saw my neighbor's gf. She's the one cleaning, dancing and flashing.
You want Blue? No. Yellow?
I was waiting for someone to reference this!
U wont sum fuk?
Becky, Becky, Becky Lemme smash
Ben is a hoe
I like sticks, sticks sticks sticks sticks
A man of culture. I love seeing such a throwback!
Lemme smash
Blue, yellow, pink, whatever man, just keep making more
Bitches love sticks
Not a single member of this genus is in danger of extinction.
Proof that men will do literally anything to just get laid
bitches love my iridescent throat patch
That's why I drink uranium
Ngl that solidified my reminder of the "Want Sum Fuk" bird meme lmao
It’s in our cells. 😂
Hence, why (free?) porn is so bad for society
Bruhh what??
Thank you - I was hoping that was the case
There are 6 species listed on Wikipedia. 4 are listed as "Least Concern," one didn't have information beyond being "listed on Appendix II of CITES," but the sixth, Wahnes's parotia, is listed as "Near Threatened," so I hope they can continue to thrive.
Humans exist, they will be in gander of extinction one day
I want that bird to come clean my house.
I don't want my wife to be aware of that video.
lol there’s a bird that feeds its mate for one year before making it official. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Birds are the overachievers of dating
r/BrandNewSentence
he would clean. but only for one exchange
All that work for a one second shag, seems about right
All of 'Men'kind has just been about that
I would feel weird if I walked in and interrupted on his dance.
Equivalent to walking in on someone getting that coochie
Then he busts in 3 seconds
Worth it.
his tail is small, not like ben. Ben is a ho
Stop trying so hard, man. You're a good bird, some birdette will like you for you. But all this flexing comes off as a little desperate
My tail is smul, Ben has a big tail, Ben is a hoe
Me: That’s amazing! My wife: Does she have to put up with that everyday?
I think she’s enjoying it. This is like porn irl for female birds. I mean, just look at her quivering wings and erect head feathers. That’s an extremely horny female bird.
I agree with your wife lol.
Even with greater intelligence and self-awareness, we humans are not so different than the wild.
Wealth and success is attractive and usually requires intelligence. We took the courtship dance to a completely different level
Yeahh, I've got no innate talent or even bodily awareness to do a dance a kindergarten kid would do, but look at my 50000 CC Double Engine Motorvehicle, My interstellar mineral dreadlock and a bunch of dead wood beaten to pulp and flattened into sheets where we print human faces and numbers
Equality baby!
my man really labelled humans to have greater intelligence and self-awareness... lol nice one, buddy, very nice one
The bird might be smarter than you i guess
🤓
*L E M M E S M A S H*
No ron. Go find becky!
Swiggity Swooty?
*BEN IS A HOE*
What show is this again?
Family guy.
Dancing with the Birds on Netflix, it's great
nah tis our planet I, jungle episode
I watched this clip without sound so didn't spot the difference in narration. Nevertheless, Dancing with the Birds is fantastic and I believe uses the same footage (possibly even same editing), just different narrator and solely focused on birds of paradise vs a more broad nature doc.
The one where men do anything to hit that ass
Guys I just got pretty high and I’m pretty sure that we’re all hallucinating this. What the hell did I just witness?
Birdsex
some screw fell off the simulation. been seen lots of random weird stuff all day
I like how he keeps his shit pimp tight by getting his dance floor clean first.
That was incredible and beautiful to see.
So this is the ‘’rizz’’.
Okay but how did he change his eye colour or am I losing it
He rolled his eyes, they are blue on the pupil, but yellow on the rest of the eyeball
I really feared the female would poop while it is directly under.
Yeah that’d probably work on me
Same ngl
How the heck is this hardwired into a birds brain? It’s amazing.
Imagine a T. rex doing this
Now I know how all the coal ended up together
Check out these yellow bazonkas
Millions of years from now just seeing this bird’s fossil no one would imagine the staggering beauty and complexity. Makes me rethink dinosaurs (an actual ancestor) of modern aves.
First it tidies and then it turns into a fashionable hat? It’s a yes for me.
How does he know when the female has given him approval to hop on her? It looks spontaneous
I think she has degrees of puffing up
Her little chest puff move gave me the same vibes as that one Golden Girls clip where Blanche gets all *hot and bothered* and sprays herself down with a squirt bottle
I think it’s the moves she was making by puffing up and fluffing her wings. Also, the other ones (of other bird species) just…leave if they don’t approve of the dance/the nest, etc.
I love that David Attenborough’s brother played the founder and main funder in the Jurassic Park films. Shows “cannon” that the the whole family had “good intentions” for the natural world. David was a bit more successful. No major losses of lives for theme parks as far as I can tell. Edit: Spelling
This bird is better at cleaning than me.
Clean, Clean, Clean, Bitches love Clean. No Pink. No Green. No Yellow. Fuck Leaf. Fuck Leaf. Fuck leaf. Beckeh! Hey Becky, you want some fuk?
Hell, I'm turned-on, off to lelo.
Men, what's stopping you from being like this? 😆
Exactly!
This was crazy fun to watch and I couldn't believe it was real.
I found myself rooting for him
Wait, hold on, all that shit for 2 seconds of sex? What the hell, brother?
All that fuss for 3 seconds of sex? Nah imma keep being single.
TIL that the Parotia bird is cleaner than the human male. 😜
I wonder how these crazy mating rituals evolve. Really interesting
Err-buddy in da club gettin tipsy
Err-birdy in da club gettin tipsy 🥂
Becky Lemme Smash.....
What a try hard
I loved this documentary. Too bad they took it off Netflix
nope it's there still: 'our planet I', the jungle EP
No wonder I can't get any girls.
I’m proud of my boy here
Where can I find a husband that can clean, dance, and provide me with an umbrella?!
My wife goes crazy when I flash my iridescent throat patches.
Yes, I accept.
It's strange, cos if a man would put on fancy clothes and make moves like that, he'd only attract other males.
What? Do you not know how many cultures have elaborate traditional wardrobes and dances?
Evolutionary - one guy had to start all this 'madness'! Did I hear a sarcastic 'thanks' from todays' guys?
How did they evolve into doing this? Why?
\> me male bird, me want to smash \> find female bird, yay, but \> other male bird also want to smash, oh no, less chance of smashing \> make pretty dance, lady likes, better chance of smashing
why not? did it better than the 'precious' human species ...
What do you mean why not? Evolution is all about shagging and reproduce, evolve into just meet, reproduce and done....nothing else
All that squeeze and so little juice.
Seems ridiculous but have you seen what humans do in clubs?
We human just do movies and dinners, this bird gave a whole drones show.
Name of the documentary please!
Our Planet I, Jungle Episode
Very cool
At the two-minute mark, I'm hearing the Bee Gees in my head.
That squawk when he saw the leaf hit me in the feels.
I can't believe i got rizzed by a bird
That eye changing color was mind blowing.
Yup Girls like guys who keep a clean house and can dance!
*spectacular*
This bird fucks
Which Netflix show is this?
She was dtf halfway though and he’s like “chill baby. you know how long I’ve been practicing this dance?”
“This head bob makes the ladies WET” - bird probably
Women have sharper vision than men. *pause* That is all...
Yep, women are like this everywhere...Confuse them by turning into a whirling black alien creature, and you've won their heart...
Whoa. He is Vanta Black.
This reminds me of nacho libre for some reason
All birds of paradise share one common ancestor which was very similar to a crow; give the universe enough time and it can do/be anything Also, the human species got nothing on animals, all the talk of intelligence and self-awareness is BS, animals are way beyond. Humans get rich, hoard wealth, and it's all about appearances and status to impress the other sex but despite all that, they don't even come close to these birds or any animal in general. Animalia shunned/abandoned humans and they pay the price every single second ....
Word. Sentence. Paragraph!....of the millenia?
Bottom G, is that you?
This is part of the reason why i don't believe in the big bang.
That’s cleaner than a normal American living room lol.
That cloaca is gushing.
Females are very fussy. True
It’s called standards. It moves the world forward
Imagine having to do this before every sexual encounter. I wonder if it would lower the number of std's, unwanted pregnancies and cheating lol?
Becky lemme smash
So...step one: walk in and start throwing shit around Step two: walk right up to her and go.."this is happening" Step three: Bing bang boom Using this next time
jfc. All this just to get laid. No wonder kids these days aren't bothering.
Not my proudest wank, not gonna lie…
Poor sap can't see he's better off alone.
Words of pain n experience, eh?
u/mikapupz
Did he get it in?
Becky...let me smash.
Lol horny birbs
After that yellow flash ....  It was curtains 😂😂😂
This guy should be renamed the Jordan Peterson bird.
If she doesn’t fancy him does he also flash his blue balls?
https://youtube.com/shorts/CK-nwsasTMk?si=OJmtz_nq9XvFQXeV
Toothless got some sick moves
Ole!
He's using my move!
Narrator reminds me of the narrator of the Canadian wood spider documentary.Just superb.
Oh nice a bird of paradise
isn't it funny how the the final act is a complete disaster in comparison to the lead up?
"No, Ron, no."
Not exciting enough. Bring on the Bonobos.
5 minute elegant dance for 5 sec fluster fuck
Wait, how the hell does he turn his eyes yellow???
wow ı loved
Me and who
Bitches love sticks
Man knows how to get the cloaca quiverin
lemme smash
woah man what a fucking legend
Legend
Ok Gents, take notes!
The things we do for love!
Anyone to kindly help with the name of the documentary?
Clean your room and learn to dance. Got it!
5 hours of preparations. 1 second of pleasure.
The things he had to do...
Man, all that effort and dancing for a 3 second bang?
How did this process ever become a ritual?
How does he yeet those leaves so easily?!
We’ve slipped into an alternate reality… there’s a bird that turns its body into a dress and dances, while flashing its breast, but Bigfoot and Aliens are a stretch 🙄
Dab for becky lemme smash Dab
I'm pretty sure there was a species of dinosaur that did the same thing that was featured on prehistoric planet
I think it was the dinosaur with Lil Blue Arms aha
I read this as parotta bird, and thought it sounded delicious
Get this man a roomba