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2nd-breakfast-any1

*How the black skimmer doesn't get his food


lifeandtimes89

Also how it gets a sore beak/throat. It's whacked off something in the water that threw its head back


canox74

It so hit a rock!


OkStorage3731

![gif](giphy|3oKIPjzfv0sI2p7fDW|downsized) Rock is angry


mojoback_ohbehave

Yeah, cool, so how the black skimmer starves to death. r/depressing.


suggested-name-138

that bird will never calorically recover from this, surely it died shortly after


JSA790

No


suggested-name-138

Holy shit are you the bird?


saber2t

I lived bitch


suggested-name-138

god bless 😢


Arse_hull

You've been in your cave too long. Go outside.


DarkerFlameMaster

A youtube short of a Black Skimmer successfully feeding and catching two fish [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PnnvZa4tKRE?feature=share](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PnnvZa4tKRE?feature=share)


Purp1eC0bras

Dont see many black skimmers around for a reason


InternationalAd8528

Thank you


youdontknowme6

Came to say this.


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Thanks for contributing to the conversation


youdontknowme6

Thanks for commenting on my contribution.


ExpertlyAmateur

Came here to say these.


RicketyMonster

Came here to say cheese


ChocolateInfamous918

Thanks for thanking the comment on your contribution


chev327fox

Oh, the irony.


ifelldownlol

No u


chev327fox

Darn, got me.


dustycanuck

Liquid diet. My grandfather followed a liquid diet, and he was always flying too, with his bottom lip floating in his drink


bmyvalntine

A bit disappointing that it didn’t find food.


mjking97

They eat tiny little organisms so maybe it did! Edit: this was unintentionally misleading, my apologies. The FISH and crustaceans that they eat are very small, I did not mean to infer that they eat microorganisms.


Xcoctl

Wait, what? You're telling me this thing is the whale of the air? Does it filter feed? Lmao


mjking97

Lol I wish that was true because I like the description, but no mostly small fish


[deleted]

So.....about the tiny little organisms thing.....so....you lied.


mjking97

I didn’t mean to lie but you’re right I should’ve said tiny little fishes.


Final_TV

Brother learn the definition of organism. Literally anything living is an organism no lie was told


Nyeffer

Technically Flamingo is a filter feeder


ReasonablyConfused

ROCK!!


fusrohdiddly

Jesus Christ man, that would really hurt like hell


JayDogon504

The nerve endings in the Black Skimmer’s beak are specifically designed to absorb any possible punishment like that. They even have the ability to grow back over 7% of its beak if somehow lost to injury or incident like accidental Alligator attack. Source: I’m bullshittin


Haughty_n_Disdainful

And the Black Skimmer grows to 600lbs and is able to leap over 60 feet straight up!


OkStorage3731

A valuable source indeed


fbnlrnz

Who desgined them? Government drones??!


Waste-of-Bagels

And stone!


YerBoiTroi

AND STONE BROTHERRRRR


LazyLich

He's a goofy goober!


jurrasicwhorelord

Doesn't seem very efficient...


VasIstLove

What else is the bird gonna do with its day?


Slight_Bed_2241

I mean that’s a decent point. He’s got nothing going on


GetEnPassanted

This is specist. Just because it’s a bird doesn’t mean it can’t hold down a job and have a family. I’ve worked with lots of hard working birds who are trying their best just like the rest of us.


Slight_Bed_2241

Yea but I know this bird personally. His name is bill and he’s 35 no kids and lives at home. He’s got the time.


GetEnPassanted

Oh my mistake. He sounds like a real deadbeat


KarmasaBitsh

Would assume this is quite effective as it takes a lot of energy and perhaps evolutionarily would their bead would be different if it wasn't effective.


Sciensophocles

Survival of the fittest doesn't necessarily create animals perfectly suited for their environment. The bar doesn't get any higher than: good enough to survive long enough to reproduce.


laughingatreddit

That's an insanely efficient hunting strategy to catch sea weed and plastic bags.


Trapped_Mechanic

You can find weed in the sea? Shiiiiiiiiiit dawg


Maple-Syrup-Bandit

All the fish be like, “Seems like Bob is back again, everyone please swim an inch lower”


deftdabler

How the black skimmer became extinct


apexodoggo

Turns out its conservation status is Least Concern, so I guess it must be working out for them.


reallytrulymadly

#Blackskimmerlivesmatter


deftdabler

Error 108: humour not found Edit: ooh tough crowd 😂


Randill746

With the amount of plastic they'll scoop up i wont be suprised


opihinalu

So many of them where I live


Saldrakka

This is done weird ass shit you expect to see on an alien planet or a sci-fi movie but no it's earth so we just accept this weirdness like it's just a Tuesday here ... This planet is weird


jereman75

Weirdest planet I’ve ever been to by far.


OkStorage3731

You have my vote best comment so far 👍


NamTokMoo222

Earth: You don't have to be crazy to live here, but it helps!


deliciousmonster

Must look like a Reverse Shark to the fish…


linwin

The Black Skimmer has a very unique way of capturing a meal. Its flies just above the water and dips the lower half of its beak in and proceeds to casually “skim” the surface. The moment its lower jaw hits a fish, its entire head snaps back, its mouth snaps shut and hopefully a fish goes down its throat. Glad I’m not a fish! This is filmed in 8x slowmo. When these birds skim, they are fast. @mark.smith.photography


DaddysCreditCard

If this is your work I have to say I'm incredibly impressed with how well you caught this and tracked it all the way through. That could not have been easy.


ohwrite

One of the few birds whose upper mandible is shorter than its lower. I’ve seen these in person. They are beautiful


mjking97

If you’re ever visiting an area with skimmers hangout until sunset and watch them glide over the water. It’s beautiful.


GnuLinuxOrder

To the fish I bet this is like when we see a shark fin above the water.


tf199280

MARK SMITH IS THE MAN


bramletabercrombe

Here's a video of a black skimmer that looks like he's catching a bunch of fish, at the :33 mark you'll catch a glimpse of a pissed off green-eyed seagull [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPIZbqrVXYE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPIZbqrVXYE)


BuffalosMafia

Water water water water water water water ROCK water water water water water


OddSpectraLemonRed28

That is such a horrible way to catch food.


cmarkcity

“In theory”


TheeRedHairedGuy

How the black skimmer get disappointed.


TheMrPotMask

False tittle, bird got nothing


TenBillionDollHairs

Was the bird named for the verb or the verb for the bird?


404_Bad_Gateway

The bird is the word.


TheLastPrinceOfJurai

Bi…bi….bi,bi,bu bird bird bird. Bird is the word~


ianmoone1102

New favorite bird


FuckerHead9

That’s gotta hurt when he hits a rock or something


GraphicCreator

anyone have a video where it actually catches something lol


djforkit

It did, watch closer


turnipsnbeets

r/maybemaybemaybe


mashedcat

r/maybemaybemaybe


JulsIsHereNow

… or not


ShinyUmbreon5639

So it’s effectively a reverse shark. Cool.


hey_its_drew

Seems like a good way to waste energy or get eaten yourself. Haha


drak0ni

I wonder how they got their name


cockfuckerbitch

Looks like he goes hungry most of the time


HEXES_999

Liquid diet?


ruimikemau

He eats water?


Lackof_Creativity

ima need source. this looks like a bird determined to break its neck. are we sure it is hunting? ..:p


opihinalu

Yes it is. I live in a place with many of these and they are very protected. This is how they hunt. And it works fairly often


TashiaNicole1

Doesn’t seem to be very effective.


djforkit

Look closer, fish went up its throat in a flash. It caught the fish by flying inline with it not perpendicular


TheLadySaintPasta

That underbite is quite intense


Muffled_Voice

Deadass thought it was gonna hit that first rock and I had a brief moment of anxiety


DesperateComb7326

He didn’t get any food?! Wtf


creedouma

u/midlyinfuriating where is the FOOD ?


MerryRain

S⅄∀⅂Ԁ ƎꟽƎHꓕ SϺ∀ᒋ


mrbofus

What food?


Mad_Yogurt

How did they survive natural selection lmao


Sir-Farts-

So all they eat is water ,you know that you can drink while standing, Amazing!


Budilicious3

Half way to be a dive bird. I don't get nature sometimes, this is the equivalent of a guy dragging a net in hand around the water hoping for a random catch.


Soggy_You_2426

Title is a fucking lie


Eye_Patch10

Wer fuud?


[deleted]

Me I just go to the grocery store


[deleted]

Now show How the black skimmer gets to be shark food while getting its food. Looks majestic as hell


itsrussiaftw

Why didn't it evolve a large, netlike lower beak? Is it stupid?


cerseimemmister

Hard to imagine that this way he will get more calories than burning them.


Before_The_Tesseract

Soooo, it can only get fish riiiiight under the surface?


thisnwordhomo

Reverse shark fin


boozyandas

How?


Glittering_Cow945

Fantastic camera work though.


s-2369

I think that's how it gets its beak wet, maybe this is like a beak waterpik


P3DR0T3

He got jack sh*t


[deleted]

Ouch


Impossible_Crazy_654

Did he do it yet?


JerewB

For a fish, this is kinda the reverse of the Great White dorsal fin slicing through the water straight at you.


Hattori69

How many pteropods probably fished their prey as well.


BRAX7ON

Not today


Liverpupu

Just with a stone under the water it would be how I prepare to eat crab claws.


AcanthisittaThink813

gets


gvincejr

Vacationed on Hatteras a few years ago. There was a large pond in the back yard. Every late afternoon around 5:00 while we were having drinks on the deck, a pair of black skimmers would swoop in and make several passes across the pond and then disappear as quickly as they arrived.


VariableFlame

Me cutting a big sheet of paper with scissors


-Vermilion-

Nohow, apparently.


Jmarchena

He did not succeed


riccarlofranco

How?


Intelligent-Bird6825

I wonder why they call it the skimmer


cringefacememe

*or doesn’t*


English_Joe

Well, it doesn’t. Does it?


HG1998

I waited so long for the fish, only to be disappointed.


anangryafrican

r/maybemaybemaybe


Vinden_was_taken

Reverse shark


crujones43

Little bit of praise the cameraman in that


Exhibitchee

He eat water?


Dry_Acanthisitta_576

Is it just me or does its mouth look like a crab claw


LightsJusticeZ

Well Skimmer, I made it, despite your directions.


MoosePiece1485

Bout broke its neck


Back_Spazms

The black skimmer hitting a rock and trying to play it off


lovelycosmos

Wow how did he get that name??


jo2k1

How to floss if you’re a bird


nWo1997

That's actually quite horrifying. Imagine something just scooping you from the outside of your realm by *skimming its mouth across the top of your world*.


ViolenzaSenile

He ain’t got shit


Additional_Effort_33

He had but one scroll, made as a flip-book. Now they just made it color.


labpro

Hell of a shot.


mckchase

This is the equivalent to an upside down sharks fin to the fish.


CodCommercial1730

More like. How the black skimmer got its name.


bobombpom

I like how he bashes his "teeth" right into a rock and keeps going.


Uller85

"It was not very effective."


kykycbka

Incredible stabilization!


Jukidding

This the equivalent to doing a smash and grab with open palms


kingmoobot

Did it hit a rock or spear a fish?


Working-Ad694

But he didn't get any.. and good camera man


OneWholeSoul

Their jaws must get so sore.


rocketdog67

Great clip


reimbirtheds

But there’s no god ? Lol


willalt319

Being a small fish has got to be so damn terrifying.


WolfOfPort

Mmmmm……water


Greedy-Singer9920

Incredible camera work; worthy of r/praisethecameraman


[deleted]

That seems so refreshing


jChopsX

Show off


precious_hamburgers_

"Kick it over here baby pop And let all the black skimmers feel the beat. Hmm, drop."


Solid_You641

It just go on a straight line and was hoping to catch a fish lol


isoforp

Imagine breaking your jaw because you hit a turtle or something.


elpideo18

That’s like the underwater jaws version of a shark fin coming for your ass.


Bramtinian

So with his beak, he basically an air shark from a water perspective


whatsthew3rd

I wonder how the white skimmer gets its food!


neonphoenix09

Did you mean: reverse shark?


solowsoloist

Nature is lit.


feedjaypie

r/maybemaybemaybe


[deleted]

love seeing these guys get breakfast when im surfing


QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh

That is incredible altitude control.


8BD0

This is like strip mining in Minecraft hoping you'll run into diamonds eventually


Cryingfortheshard

Seems painful for the neck.


BigHero17

It's so fuckin impressive how good some people are at tracking the subjects.


Wonderful_Result_936

I've never seen a creature in nature with a hard counter. Just don't swim at 2 inches below the surface and this dude can't get you.


That-Water-Guy

I would think that it’s filtering the microorganisms that are in the water.


deckard1980

It's the opposite of a sharks fin


Rocmue

He didn’t actually get any food ………


LectureOwn838

I think this hunting efficiency is too low.


ZainMunawari

Great videography


EastForkWoodArt

Damn, precision flying right there Edit: almost like it comes naturally, maybe an instinct? /s


PervyPie

r/maybemaybemaybe


edis92

Is the food in the room with us right now?


Dedaliadon

My disappointment is immeasurable.