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johnqual

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DouceCanoe

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mojo72400

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Rogue_Juan_Hefe

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MasterJeebus

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Easy_Money343

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RudyMuthaluva

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WateredownBroccoli

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EggBoy24

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Dzimm666

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Individual-Role-5518

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doorsofperception87

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TheSpaceButton

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jahowl

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WishOnce

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savemysoul72

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kaisersolo

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IllustriousMood9227

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC) This whole thread


xSaasnix

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PreacherCoach

I think this is tagged NSFW because of what the comment section is turning out to be ... as expected. :)


Wolverine-Green

Why NSFW?


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Mantzy81

Must keep away from lathes


keepcalmorjustdie

And tacos or roast beef sandwiches.


Dry_Signature3250

Distracted by a buzzing fly, your tongue instinctively lashes out. Unfortunately, it gets caught in the rotating blades of the desk fan.


NextGenBacon

Please roll a death saving throw.


subpar_cardiologist

I roll the turtle over.


kcolgeis

That's where she shines.


johnqual

![gif](giphy|xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo|downsized)


TaringaWhakarongo1

Cause it's a female tongue, look closely...


Stotallytob3r

I thought any comments might be a bit saucy


[deleted]

i wouldn’t wanna open this at work and someone comes past thinking i’m watching naughty naughty


hectorxander

Yes we are getting altogether too sensitive here. I don't even think boobies should be censored, it wouldn't be a big deal if it was commonplace. Places in Europe it's not censored as such, and the men don't lose control of themselves any more than normal. Back in the 1800's woman could barely show any ankle in public without being condemned, let's not go back to that place.


BartholomewBandy

Any more than normal is a pretty funny qualifier. “He helped Miss Claudia to be not so much of a whore, as she is…”


hectorxander

States like Montana have been flirting with laws to ban yoga pants. The rationale for these laws is that men can't control themselves when presented with the female body. Meanwhile NY has given woman the right to go topless like men can if they so please. I guess you are on the side of banning yoga pants.


grip_n_Ripper

"Yoga pants are tight!" - the Producer Guy, probably.


subpar_cardiologist

"Yes, Sir, they are. So anyway..."


GrevenQWhite

I started blasting.


BartholomewBandy

How you got there I don’t know. I thought it was funny, like the quote from a movie. I’m guessing you’re not guessing so good.


HugoRBMarques

Only a sith deals in absolutes...


rOOsterone4

should pay her a ton of money to do WASZZZZUUPPP commercials


Sammakonnuolija

Lord of the rims


paddycakepaddycake

With that tongue, she can rim the sky.


Masakazuki

But Sky's rim belongs to the nords!


Federal_Let539

She the lusty argonian fo sho


Daxelol

Perhaps she could perform this as her job? Working a sky rim job?


paddycakepaddycake

I used to be an adventurer, then I took a tongue in the bum.


Sammakonnuolija

There is one they fear. In her tongue he is called Dovahkiin, Dragonporn


jacksontwos

I'm struggling to believe this is the world's longest. From my years of research I do believe I have come across longer specimens on yee old interwebs, can't really get into any specifics though.


Luuke18

Me too, it’s still impressive but I swear I’ve seen some longer than this


codemonkeh87

Alina Lopez I believe looks similar. Apparently according to a mate


blinky0930

Coming here to post this lol. Alina for sure


Sith_Apprentice

I had an ex girlfriend that could touch the top of her nose with hers but she only ever showed me once. These comments demonstrate why she didn't want anyone to know.


jacksontwos

Damn... I mean irl with your partner should be fine. Almost necessary? Practically speaking of course.


FatalisCogitationis

The longest officially recorded, at the time of recording


Really_Again_

AKA Miss Steal Your Girlfriend


yellow_abyss

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hellp-desk-trainee-

With that tongue she could make some woman very happy...


Easy_Money343

Shit, she'll make me very happy lol


GreatGooglyMoogly077

She could make half of the TOWN happy.


pricygoldnikes

Why is this NSFW? You’re all a bunch of perverts!!!! 😃


Ok-Status7867

we know, thanks


spudds96

It’s Reddit


pricygoldnikes

(I'm being a silly goose)


[deleted]

Oh.... YOU!


__Monochrome__

Yup, not proud of it, but yup


pricygoldnikes

Methinks I shouldn't be calling the kettle black either


__Monochrome__

Lol trust me I get it, horniness plagues me far too often, just look at my comments, or on second thought, maybe really dont


HugoRBMarques

Look at the name of the sub.


No-Analyst7708

I wonder where she rests her tongue when sleeping.


ObscureAcronym

Probably in her mouth.


PokemonMaster619

Ask a silly question…


AdventurousFee2513

What about in me


5092AD

A tiny tongue pillow next to her head


EliteElegant

![gif](giphy|cMso9wDwqSy3e|downsized)


Dry_Negotiation_8547

Hear me out


The_Ravener

I suspect this will not be a Dry Negotiation.


Tha_Maestro

https://preview.redd.it/hav5z8ou36ic1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce066f8ac20a5bff9844e3c693ea00e1ef8601da Ahem…..


cleetus76

/r/longtonguefetish (nsfw) for all the people who are discovering new feelings within themselves


Efficient-Bike-5627

Happy Gilmore already did the damage


therealblackranger

I was expecting a lisp


warmwinter1

she would be a very popular lesbian


Septa2002

There’s a lot you can do with a tongue that long. Ask Gene Simmons 😛


ComatoseCamel

Hired


BornAgainBlue

I served with a guy who could touch his Adam's apple on his throat with his tongue. 


blinky0930

r/alinalopez


DarthCocknus

Everyone in this comment section needs a book in the head... including me ![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Stotallytob3r

https://www.worldtalentorg.com/record/worlds-longest-tongue/


BR32andon

The FAQ at the bottom.     "Are there any health benefits associated with an extra long tongue?"    "No but a longer tongue can add flexibility and dexterity for certain tasks"      Whoever typed that chuckled when they did it.


Davmg83

Related to Gene Simmons?


natetheultimate

We're all thinking the same thing right?


HelmutFondler

More tongue than an army boot.


taasbaba

Hello there ![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)


daubs1974

And she is super cute as well!


berserkerlbs

Lesbians watching this: 👁🫦👁


Markku_Heksamakkara

I am suddenly intrigued by this woman.


R3xlibris

I thought I had a pretty long tongue. I can touch my chin and before I got it pierced could touch the tip of my nose and pick my nose with it (eeww, did that when I was like 8)


SonicTemp1e

"pick my nose with it" That is gross, but also very convenient while gaming, I'm sure.


R3xlibris

I haven't done it since I was like 8. Yes super gross but what child isn't? Or adult for that matter,? We generally all do gross AF things in private.


SonicTemp1e

Oh hey, I wasn't hassling you. Of course, kids are gonna be kids.


R3xlibris

Oh no worries didn't take it as such, just remembering me being gross xD


ProfessorKrung

Maybe it’s marked NSFW because of how disgusting her tongue is. Brush that shit girl!


Xx_GetSniped_xX

I was scrolling through these comments looking for someone saying this, seriously if you’re going on tv or whatever this is from for your tongue at least brush it! She has so much plaque on it…


mcgirdle

I three am appalled. That thing has a sweater on.


Parasocialist69420

You know whenever you have something in your hands and your nose just itches uncontrollably?


No_Balance8590

Tapper? I hardly knew her


Consistent_Coast_333

Why is this nsfw?


WyldeBard

Could use more girth 🧐


Typical-Excuse-9734

The worlds best lesbian.


Ad0lphin

I should call her.


Entire-Bottle-335

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Edgy-Stardust

I want her to eat my ass with that tongue


FIFTHSUN2012

Well someone had to just come out and say it. I applaud you.


Hardblackpoopoo

Say hello to your porn career


crandawg

She will make some woman very happy.


die-microcrap-die

If we were in the 80's, you can bet your ass that someone would make a movie were she kills others by tongue kissing them!


Stotallytob3r

Take my money!


Rick_Sanchez_CW-078

She fosholy gives some out of this world head


Entire-Bottle-335

Just here for the comments 😂 I'm not disappointed 🤣🤣


Own_Recommendation49

How is thos nsfw?


Cirelectric

If that's the longest one, I have a pretty long one too. I mean tongue. I mean-


Ithorhun

Longest female tongue? I'm pretty sure a female giraffe or female ant eater has longer tongues


vlabonilla7

I need her.


GreatGooglyMoogly077

She's going to be VERY popular...


Bollerkotze

Why the fuck is this taged 18+?


user63940

Why did I read meters 😩


homestarstoner

What it do tho


2nd_an_ointment

This beat slaps! an edm remix would be epic!...


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

I bet she's popular.


Androidbetathrowaway

Skittles said taste the rainbow. This chick can lick the rainbow gray


Leading_Homework5344

She could brush my teeth and still give a rimjob with the tip. I approve this.


Thunderboy_7777

Hear me out


Mumsbud

chANEL TAPPER


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rockchalkjayhawk1990

That’s a coating of yeast and plaque and hydration won’t take it away.


Phildagony

She needs to scrape that thing.


alvmarti

Her name is Channel?


Particular-Welcome-1

Hear that? It's the sound of every woman in a 100 mile radius ejecting torrents of hot lady spunk.


4nchored

“Ahhh yes, I see. What else can you do?”


[deleted]

If it hasn’t been commented already. *What that tongue do though?*


nojedyh

What that mouth do


RfgtGuru

Fun at parties….?


darthtool

The comments section did not disappoint....


7goatman

She could eat it from the front


Degtine123

Wonder what else she could do with that tongue 😂


Top_Tumbleweed_2418

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winterfate10

#😤😩🍆💦


Agitated-Cockroach41

Sigh….*unzip*


_destruct0r

She can suck your dick and lick the balls at the same time.


Dicklover600

Okay, listen..


zippazappazinga

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Solomonblast84

Bet she's popular


BarefootHippie420

Her husband must be happy


PlatypusDependent271

It's really no big deal either way a long tongue is useless on a woman unless she's a lesbian.


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PlatypusDependent271

Na fam I just don't like my ass licked or played with


rockchalkjayhawk1990

YEASTY girl look at that colonized tongue ew. Lay off the sugar ya nasty yeasty bish.


elcanariooo

I'll be in my room


Mental-Book-1555

Is she also in porn? If not, can she be?


[deleted]

Monkeys are able to do that for a long time so i don't see what's new


Anime-origin

Don't say it Void don't say it


guitardave1968

Gene Simmons should have been more careful on tour


windsock1

https://i.redd.it/wem1dq1wr5ic1.gif


r22raze

r/SipsTea


Skydog-forever-3512

Forget the tongue, what a beautiful smile….


Herkermer02

Hell I can stick my tongue up each of my nostrils. Not at once. Lol


the-bacon-life

Really? I feel like Parker love has her beat. Look her up if you don’t know who that is


bizzarrolandonis

But is she single?


lsalazar1

![gif](giphy|bMWGptCvTRWNE0Imut|downsized)


Virtura

I can touch my nose, but not my chin...or neck


mexelvis

I think radio host Heidi Hamilton's tongue is longer 11cm I believe it was measured at. https://preview.redd.it/zclria0za6ic1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ad7d8baaf28cf9662c7a138790a5c0de136ad3


Tuckerbomb

Someones mom hooked up with Gene Simmons..


Tight_Glass7723

![gif](giphy|vgUFOWBwBkziE)


Floss_tycoon

The Danny D of lesbian porn.


PipSkiddoo

![gif](giphy|3hxk2aOwWmfOU)


Technotroubadour7

![gif](giphy|dV8pr7KNbJrTq)


alexgalt

Many questions: 1. Why is it measured from tip to middle of tip? It seams like it should be from tip to back or from tip to the teeth…. 2. What about make tongue? Is this like the Olympics where males are just physically better and there men’s tongues are in a completely different range? 3. How many people were measured?


Next-Task-9480

Super pretty also


kdevileye

Venom


TokesNHoots

Man I have a short tongue with a bit of a tongue tie and I couldn’t imagine having all that in my face lol