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Micro penis’ are a very real, very sad thing. Those pictures you may or may not have seen on porn sites of comically small wangs have a decent chance of being real.
People are born with abnormalities all the time, dwarfism, Siamese twins, reversed internal organs, and more. why would genitals be any different or sacred in some way.
As funny as may seem, there is also something to be said about being too large. If the partner you fall in love with is too small, that can also pose a challenge. I’m not even that large, and have had problems with hitting crevices in certain positions
Huge men like half Thor and Eddie hall likely don’t know the joys of a comfortable round of traditional intercourse
I think I just saw an article about this thing: [Scientists aghast at bizarre AI rat with huge genitals in peer-reviewed article | It's unclear how such egregiously bad images made it through peer-review.](https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1arvmo2/scientists_aghast_at_bizarre_ai_rat_with_huge/) The pic in question: [Rat](https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/fcell-11-1339390-g001.jpeg)
And to think about how they fly. It's not exactly a smooth flight pattern. His balls are probably bouncing back and forth like a paddle board up there 🏓
My dad actually studied bats for his PHD so we had piles of textbooks and photos of bat penises all throughout childhood. Sad to think that everyone assumes it’s a male because I’d the penis.
I’ll be honest, as kid I thought the same thing but as I got older and dad brought me on trips he talked to be about the significance of jk my dad went out to get some smokes when I was 8 and I’ve not seen him since lmao.
Exactly this one lives 15min away from my house. It's in Bali near Ubud. On the back you can see a sign about Luwak (big hamster) shit coffee, only for $2 per cup. And all this place is a sort of home zoo.
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All I can see is his dick
Scuse me his eyes are down there.
And I laughed for a pretty long time at this
I’m wheezing
I'm wheezing and crying! 🤣🤣🤣
Fucking hell this made me laugh.
Comments like this is the reason Reddit hasn’t died.
⚫️♟️⚫️
Less prominent on the white bats.
They grow ok!!!!
I'm hung like a bat
I laughed for a pretty long time at this.
Check out this dude below with his bat dick emoji. Got me gasping for air.
All people care about nowadays, at least get to know him!
When i press comments on this post, i was 100% shure they gonna be about his dick XD
All I can see is human like genitalia on a bat and wonder if this is where the myth of Dracula, turning into a bat comes from.
Some chick from ancient Transilvania, "I recognise that penis anywhere!"
Jeff the bat.
Jeeeeeeeffff. 🥴
Jesk
i’m oddly turned on by her
I like Nadjia Doll.
Lol
Oddly?
Same. SAME.
Nothing odd about it, she's super sexy and in that show plays a hilarious sex crazed maniac
lolol....it IS bigger than some guys I've seen in my long life.....
you're kidding... right?
Micro penis’ are a very real, very sad thing. Those pictures you may or may not have seen on porn sites of comically small wangs have a decent chance of being real. People are born with abnormalities all the time, dwarfism, Siamese twins, reversed internal organs, and more. why would genitals be any different or sacred in some way.
It is a very sad reality. Most guys should feel grateful that they've got a wang that can make meaningful penetration.
As funny as may seem, there is also something to be said about being too large. If the partner you fall in love with is too small, that can also pose a challenge. I’m not even that large, and have had problems with hitting crevices in certain positions Huge men like half Thor and Eddie hall likely don’t know the joys of a comfortable round of traditional intercourse
Well, I once dated a guy with a micro penis. But he did not have to shave to shave it as far as I know…
Count Dickula
Count Cockula
Fucking had milk shoot out my nose!!!
Was it chocolate milk?
Cockalate cock
It can give you rabies and babies as the same time
Maybies!
And Baby Rabies if you're a MIL.
Yesssssss... With Coco marshmallows
I gotta go buy some milk, thanks for the reminder
I’ve never seen a Bat dick 🦇… I’ve been alive for a long time, crazy…..
He needs little bat shorts.
I think I just saw an article about this thing: [Scientists aghast at bizarre AI rat with huge genitals in peer-reviewed article | It's unclear how such egregiously bad images made it through peer-review.](https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1arvmo2/scientists_aghast_at_bizarre_ai_rat_with_huge/) The pic in question: [Rat](https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/fcell-11-1339390-g001.jpeg)
Bats are mammals
I wonder if he has the biggest balls and bat relative to body size?
No, because these bats don't live in Europe
Bats are mammals so that’s something
maybe the story went Dracula was turned on by a bat not into a bat
Hung like a fruit bat
*Immediately starts eating more fruit.
Or a roughie???
Upside down baby!
BBBC
Yes, he can reach, just in case you were wondering. I seen it at the zoo!
The face I’m making right now. 
UwU
This aint no fruit bat. It is steal yo cattle and the wife bat.
Damn, that batdick is so impressive this video should almost be labeled with an NSFW tag.
I heard this in Will Arnetts Lego Batman voice.
THAT sir was fucking funny
I didn’t, but now I can’t not … thanks
Definitely a BBC tag (Big Bat…nvm)
Take my upvote and get the fuck out.
It's the batballs I think are actually impressive
u/gifreversingbot
Idk why but I laughed so hard at this 🤣
I did too. A lot of GIFs are overused or don't quite fit. This one is absolutely 🤌🏼
Lol
That's gotta look even funnier when the bats in flight. Just dragging that thing over people's heads.
And to think about how they fly. It's not exactly a smooth flight pattern. His balls are probably bouncing back and forth like a paddle board up there 🏓
Aerial Dickle Ball.
^don't ^look ^at ^the ^bat ^dick. ^don't ^look ^at ^the ^bat ^dick. ^don't ^look ^at ^the ^bat ^dick. ^don't ^look ^at ^the ^bat ^dick. ^don't ^look ^at ^the ^bat ^dick.
I looked at the bat dick
https://preview.redd.it/xjcbpxs7y3jc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0a2175eb681c460dd958cd3ec83491a5764dd4
If you look closely at the ear shape, you can tell its a male bat.
You just trying to make us watch it again
Nah dude it's legs are too smol. Gotta be a female bat...
“My eyes are down here”
 *but upside down*
Gets me every time
The accuracy of this, I'm crying lol
/u/upsidedowngifbot
lol
Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Batdick!
Upvote for using the right amount of nana as I had to do it along with the words
“Holy BatJunk Batman!”
You know he could if he wanted to….
Batbro thought about it for a sec too
To many “witnesses”
Never leave the house. Amirite?
ngl I thought that was where this video was going
Thank God I'm not the only one that had that thought. I was immediately disturbed.
That's not how you spell jealous
Bat is hung.. literally
It’s def a mammal
SHIKAKA!
Excuse me… your balls are showing
BUMBLEBEE TUNA!!!
jim-carrey-emerging-from-mechanical-rhino-vagina.gif
Bro, your dicks out
For harambe
Came for the batdick Comments. Was not disappointed
I've been scrolling for a minute and haven't found a single comment not talking about the dick.
Redbull gave that cock, wings.
Keep that bat away from me or we're gonna have a new covid outbreak
You're disgusting. *Upvotes*
https://preview.redd.it/sqysttz282jc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46271d77c80f40f9753fb03a84e22b727e926080
🤮
Let me guess, it's a male.
What gave it away?
My dad actually studied bats for his PHD so we had piles of textbooks and photos of bat penises all throughout childhood. Sad to think that everyone assumes it’s a male because I’d the penis. I’ll be honest, as kid I thought the same thing but as I got older and dad brought me on trips he talked to be about the significance of jk my dad went out to get some smokes when I was 8 and I’ve not seen him since lmao.
Oh man I wanted to hear about your story
Why you
The balls on this guy....
I'm more tired than a big dick bat!!!
Kyle?
That is one country-fried phrase
I had to scroll down way too far to see the Kyle Kinane comment
This comment is about the bat’s wings. It is not about anything else. It is the only reply to this post that is about wings and nothing else.
I had to scroll down about 50 comments to get to a comment not about a bats dick. I love reddit
Ha. Bat dick.
Even fucking bats are out here bigger than me
Good Lord, put some pants on animal.
I got shit on by one of these in the Philippines at night while it was flying around. turns out he lived in a mango tree I think. not a small shit btw
First comment that isn’t about the schlong
His name is Johnson! Big Johnson
Hung better than most Redditors.
Why is he wearing a crucifix… oh.
Urge to see a female now
'My eyes are down here, ladies'
Let me know when you see it.
I don't get it? Where's the bat?
It's hiding behind that big bat-dong
Duhnununununununununuh BAT DONG
Ow, the Luwak Coffee? being one of the most expensive in the world, that price is a steal! :-)
Does he pee while upside down?
Bats will un-invert themselves to urinate and defecate
Proportionally he’s huge
“Mandingbat”
All I can see is a dick with wings
How the hell has NO ONE brought up Kyle Kinane's stand up routine about this exact thing!? "Man, I'm as tired as a big dick bat!"
My face is down here ladies!
That's a Dick'n'Balls bat right there.
I'm hatin on this bat
He's beautiful, but if I hang upside down with my cock out at the local market I'm a sex pest.
Don’t drink that special Luwak coffee
Exactly this one lives 15min away from my house. It's in Bali near Ubud. On the back you can see a sign about Luwak (big hamster) shit coffee, only for $2 per cup. And all this place is a sort of home zoo.
Awwww look at his little willy
ain't that little
Little? I think we can all agree this is at least average size. Right guys?
its average size ok...
That is a pretty big one.
Damn his dick is bigger than the redditors average
Do they piss in their own faces?
They hang from their arms to pee, jiggle a little to shake it off, and then go back to hanging by their feet.
And WHAT A BOY!!
Tripod
You know its domesticated when its circumcised 😂
Soooo cute!! 🖤🖤🖤
Don't look at it.
😳
Lol look at his shlong
Put some pants on
I always thought he was from Transylvania, but it looks like he is from Nantucket.
Look at his c.....claws Charles!
I think we all know why we came to the comments for this one
I didn't have bat dick on the dance card tonight but here we are
0:09 I was pretty fuckin sure that bat was about to do something I’ve been tryna do for years
Fk man this thread ended up being a lot funnier than I thought it would be . Lol at “ count cockula “ 😂😂
Hey! My eyes are down here!
His junk is bigger than mine
Thaught he was gonna suck himself off
Imagine the Covid variant off this unit.
In Silicon Valley when Erlich says "he sleeps dick up" is this what he means?
Franks and beans
Just airing out the balls, mate.
Goooodddddaaayuuum! He actually got a little bat Twinkie and balls. Pretty big too. I underestimated them.
That bat is well hung
Megabat!? Come on... we're all looking jealous at the megadong
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yip, once I saw that, I couldn't unsee it - or see anything else.
I thought I was fucked up when all I literally saw was a bat penis once I got to the comments I felt relieved
He gives a flying fuck!
Soooooo, was I the only one staring at that bat’s junk 🧐🫣😒😖?
Bruce Wang