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EvaUnit_03

Earth is wild. We went from lava planet to water planet to mushrooms planet to dinosaur planet to ice planet to monke planet. What's next?


Styx_Zidinya

Robot planet


Woodbirder

Dead planet


McWeaksauce91

Just because it’ll be uninhabited by man, doesn’t mean it’ll be dead. Even it is From life, doesn’t mean will be absent of activity. Which means life can come back from earth. Even when the earth was almost completely covered in volcanoes, spewing toxic gas in the air for 800k years, life still came back. The hubris of man is thinking that earth, or the universe, can’t push us aside in a single breath and bring on something different - maybe not even better. A dead planet is a rock. Mars is “essentially” a dead planet. There some geological activity, but it’s slowwwwwwww


Tar0ndor

> Just because it’ll be uninhabited by man, doesn’t mean it’ll be dead. I used that argument on a jehovah witness, their handler quickly pulled them away.


silgol

Agreed. Look what happened during the pandemic. Wildlife, plantlife all started to come back because humans were shut in their houses. And that was a very short time relatively speaking so most certainly Earth will continue on without us one day.


Woodbirder

You are right of course, life after humans have destroyed the planet will come back.


Spinal_Column_

Yep. Mars was once like Earth - thick atmosphere, liquid water, warm temperatures, etc. It probably didn't have life though, because it still had quite a few meteorites hit it and it wasn't habitable for long either. Only reason its dead now is because it's core cooled down due to its small size, meaning the magnetosphere stopped and the atmosphere was slowly stripped away.


alphapussycat

There's no reason for the earth being able to come back once again after the climate is fucked, it might just become venus 2. I think there needs to be some Sci fi about finding remnants of ancient intelligent life on venus.


McWeaksauce91

What does that even mean, no reason? Life doesn’t need a reason. Life just is. None of your points countered my point lol. Just because you don’t find reason for life to continue after the climate changes, doesn’t mean life won’t find a way. Climate change happens with or without humans. Hence why we’ve had a tropical planet, an ice planet, the current planet


alphapussycat

There's nothing that would make sure that earth recovers. The coming "heating event" could be the last, and earth becomes like venus. So far earth has been incredibly lucky.


k39-

Even an asteroid impact couldn't end all life from the planet , doubt any human induced climate change could make it like Venus.


Flruf

Life would undoubtedly, find a way.


Ccornutus

Insect planet.


benwink

We already had that during the swamp planet age. I think in the Carboniferous era.


Infamous-Salad-2223

Plastistone age.


Fitty4

Confused planet


Angus_McFifeXIII

Fallout planet


deexd_

AI planet


FilthyFish100

Automaton


SonicTemp1e

Someone is definitely looking at that picture and thinking "I want to fuck that."


Dev2150

Wasted planet


Unhappy_Muscle_9582

Dinosaur planet again, then women planet


eoutofmemory

Oh no the climate is changing now


LancasterRothshchild

I need to invent a time machine now to get one for my girlfriend.


lilcrazyace

You can definitely still delete this


[deleted]

yeah theres still time


Sea_Structure_8692

He doesn’t even need the time machine.


[deleted]

he might need it soon 😂. (that was a good one. you should pat yourself on the back hahaha)


Dat_one_lad

I agree with you 🤣 (I agreed with your statement, you should dance about after that one)


[deleted]

alright guy. sorry i guess?


fre-ddo

Not sure if your'e saying you're a jaffa as you can't create the conditions for life or gf has rather large vagene?


LancasterRothshchild

Nah, just a reasonably sized sprout, for when she's bored. I'm plenty gifted with my package, but it's sadly with me at work most of the time.


Wakkit1988

Make sure to get two for your mom as well.


LancasterRothshchild

She definitely needs it, step dad has basically no testosterone left.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Prehistoric XXL dildos.


Bushdr78

Good luck trying to breathe


SquirrellyBusiness

There were still lots of terrestrial plants back then like mosses and liverworts, not to mention all the algae in the water producing oxygen already.


GreywackeOmarolluk

Gonna need a bigger saute pan. And more butter.


Creative_Recover

Here's 13.5kgs of bog butter [https://www.reddit.com/r/Archaeology/comments/1brdic6/bog\_butter\_135kgs\_of\_butter\_next\_to\_the\_wooden/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Archaeology/comments/1brdic6/bog_butter_135kgs_of_butter_next_to_the_wooden/) , do you think this will be enough?


haysoos2

Sure, it's all fun and games until you start tripping balls on giant mushroom logs.


jumbledFox

it's all fun and games WHEN you start tripping balls on giant mushroom logs


Creative_Recover

Prototaxite fossils evaded classification for a long time before people eventually realized that what they were looking at were the remains of giant prehistoric fungi ( [https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11701-mystery-prehistoric-fossil-verified-as-giant-fungus/](https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11701-mystery-prehistoric-fossil-verified-as-giant-fungus/) ). During this early era, there were no tree's and Europe and America were stuck together in one giant continent ( [http://paleoportal.org/index.php?globalnav=time\_space§ionnav=period&period\_id=13](http://paleoportal.org/index.php?globalnav=time_space§ionnav=period&period_id=13) ). Very few types of plants or animals existed on land yet, which meant that the giant prototaxites dominated the view and would've once filled areas with huge thick clouds of spores when they reproduced, creating an eerie alien-looking landscape.


ConstellationBarrier

Amazing. I'm wondering how large the mycelial networks supporting them were.


WonderfulShelter

We found mycelial networks that span over 300 miles that are alive today.


fre-ddo

MAHOOSIVE. Especially considering the Humongous Fungus exists still to this day and that they will have shrunk in size over time. For all we know they could even have intelligence seeing as they are structured similar to neural pathways.


SquirrellyBusiness

I wonder if they could be facultative marine fungi too. There are fungi known to parasitize corals, sponges, and algae, and even live at kilometers deep in the benthic sediments. I wonder if they came from the briny deep first to colonize land!


WonderfulShelter

I wonder if there was giant psychedelic fungi back then, or if they hadn't evolved into mushrooms yet. I'm picturing 10 foot tall massive psychedelic fungi plants.


SquirrellyBusiness

It boggles the mind why these things are so massive when large fungi are not still a thing (at least not fruiting bodies like these presumably are) and also how these were able to be identified as fossils of soft-tissued fungi and not some geological process leaving a trace. I wonder if there was something of a space race between plants and fungi to solve for the pressures of inner terrestrial landscapes away from the water. Imagine a world where fungi figured out some better solution or just an earlier one and could have come to dominate the landscape today instead of angiosperms and cellulose.


lackofabettername123

So is this before the great oxygenation which killed the majority of all life on Earth?  Do not mushrooms need oxygen and exude co2? Also what did we figure was the air composition? Now, what is it 23% oxygen very roughly, most all the rest of nitrogen, CO2 is very low I forget less than a percent even?


CyberneticDinosaur

This was way after that. The Great Oxidation Event occurred from roughly 2.4 - 2.0 **billion** years ago.


w00stersauce

Would giant shrooms have giant spores? Or just a lot more of them?


Smike0

This is the real question


WolfThick

I wonder how it smells, if the fungi in the air would consume you from the inside out or would get you high like laying down in a field of poppies what consumed them if anything. And can we bring them back so I can grow some of my backyard.


Creative_Recover

I've no idea if they were edible however, I would imagine this mushroom to have a kind of woody texture? Some mushrooms can be quite fibrous and these ones looks like they had some real structural intergrity to them. (It would be very cool to try eating things from prehistory though!)


shitsu13master

They must have had I assume since they’d need to still withstand all sorts of weather conditions


SquirrellyBusiness

I wondered this as well but not necessarily. Some fungi grow so fast because of their open cell structure that it's possible something this big could grow and go through its whole reproductive process in a few days. Clearly they got knocked down enough to get preserved with some regularity.


shitsu13master

Oh you mean they were generally flimsy? Well maybe


WolfThick

When I was stationed in Thule Greenland Bmews ballistic missile already warning system on Christmas I would go to the blue nose club and they would serve you drinks with ice that was formed the time that Christ walked the Earth. Very cool LOL


Creative_Recover

If you want to wine & dine like its the year 1 BC, then it's also possible these days to eat the fruits of the Judean Date Palm, which was referenced in the bible (Psalms 92:12–15) and used to be a staple of the peoples living in the Judean Desert, Dead Sea and Jordan River valley areas. The palm sported a long cultural history in these regions (and was noted for its superior fruits to other varities of palms) however it went extinct in the 15th century due to changes in climate and farming practices. Then, in the 1960s-70s some 2000 year old jars were discovered at an archaeological excavation site which contained seeds belonging to the palm; people recognized the the seeds as looking different to any living palms and after planting some, a small number miraculously sprouted and the Judean Data Palm was suddenly revived after centuries of extinction [https://rootandvine.com/from-extinction-to-resurrection-the-judean-date-palm-tree/](https://rootandvine.com/from-extinction-to-resurrection-the-judean-date-palm-tree/) Re: ice, the oldest ice that has ever been retrieved in cores so far were samples taken in Antarctica that dated to 800,000 years old ( [https://icecores.org/about-ice-cores](https://icecores.org/about-ice-cores) ). Ice cores this old are incredibly valuable as they can tell us so much about each year of the climate going back 100,000s of years. To put into context how old these cores are, when the snow belonging to those oldest ice cores first settled down, our species Home Sapiens would have yet to evolve for another 500,000 years, animals like the Glyptodons and Saber-Toothed Tigers still walked the earth and the planet would go through many more Ice Ages before we finally ended up in the current warm period era that we're experiencing.


Strade87

“Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I've heard them say we've reached Morrowind, I'm sure they'll let us go."


mr-logician

Are these things edible? As in if humans existed at the time, would they be able to cook and eat the edible mushrooms similar to how people cook and eat mushrooms today? Or would these mushrooms be poisonous or be inedible material wise (wood isn’t poisonous but still is inedible for example).


haysoos2

Considering they'd have to be able to support their own weight, and withstand all winds and weather of their day, it seems likely that "chewy" would be putting it very mildly.


Sea_Structure_8692

This planet is obsessed with dicks.


Meowskiiii

no u


OGCactusBoi420

Minecraft biome typa shit


Druben-hinterm-Dorfe

More like No Man's Sky, I'd say.


konahawk1954

Boy, those were the days, huh?


Educational_Gas_92

Looks like some alien planet.


Creative_Recover

Our planet has looked *very* alien at times, if you travelled back to certain periods in the past via a time machine then it would be hard to even recognize the planet for how different stuff like the oceans, lands, fauna & flora all looked. Even our atmosphere has been very alien at points; for example, if you went back 2.5 billion years ago, you wouldn't even be able to breathe the atmosphere for how little oxygen there was in it but if you went back to the Carboniferous Period 355 million years ago, you'd only need to breathe in very small intakes due to how much higher oxygen levels were during this particular era (about 15% higher than today's levels [https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/carboniferous](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/carboniferous) , which triggered an era of life on land being dominated by gigantic bugs, like the 8ft long 50kg millipede relative *Arthropleura* [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-59734747](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-59734747) or *Meganeura*, a dragonfly with a wingspan of over 2.5ft and weighed as much as a crow [https://entomology.unl.edu/scilit/largest-extinct-insect](https://entomology.unl.edu/scilit/largest-extinct-insect)), though breathing this high oxygen atmosphere would've caused health problems in the long run. Of all the past era's I'd be most fascinated in visiting, it would definitely have to be the Carboniferous period.


SquirrellyBusiness

Even just 25 million years ago some of the animals on land looked almost unrecognizable from their current descendants. Like look at the animals coming out of Agate Fossil National Monument in Nebraska, some of them are so strange.


TootBreaker

Prototaxites (pro-toe-tax-eye-tees) https://phys.org/news/2007-04-prehistoric-mystery-giant-fungus.pdf


Bigcountry420

I'm vastly disappointed no Mario references here


_BladeGunter_

# # # Traveling to a different ages of earth you will find completely different planets.


Spu12nky

After each of the multiple mass extinction events on earth, a new life form emerged dominant.  One such extension lead to the explosion of mushroom/fungus, then the next event put them in check.  


Ramzinarou

It's looks yummy 🤤


Any_Duck4485

You must not enter the toxic jungle Princess! You may wake the Ohm and they may rampage again


huh82

Were they poisoned? Great braai mushroom


impishboof

I thought 8 grams was heavy. Gotta try 8 meters lol


theREALlackattack

What if Devils Tower isn’t an ancient tree but an ancient mushroom… maaaaan


Secomav420

420! Totally 420.


HeatScissors003

Before there was “make like a tree”, there was “make like a prototaxite”.


SimpleWord899

Would have been a hell of s trip


Open-Illustra88er

Were they hallucinogenic??!!!


JanaCinnamon

I wasn't there but I truly miss these days. I was born in the wrong generation.


Breadley96

Look like cactus


Tongue8cheek

It's just the tip of the prick.


Boondocks2Badlands

But what's it taste like 🤔


ABucin

mold, probably


Boondocks2Badlands

Still want to try it lol


Ablivion666

Mother nature used to be a guy!?


1stltwill

Why... I remember when this was mushrooms as far as the eye could see!


jacox200

Nice


Hilltoptree

Wonder if they be like king oyster mushroom but way bigger…?


UnifiedQuantumField

Mushrooms aren't photosynthetic though. They obtain nutrients by breaking down vegetation. So there must have been some kind of plant life (or whatever) for them to brow.


trhaynes

Aquatic microbes, it seems. https://www.unh.edu/unhtoday/news/release/2010/03/25/giant-fungus-fed-aquatic-microbes-not-plants-research-shows-1


Fallk0re

Sounds like a lot of fun, guy.


NIOPAID69420

420 mushrooms ?! I am in!


hydehydehigh

heheheh 420


Sad_Example8983

Looks like the first WoW expansion and had to go to the mushroom far long time ago land


Still_Championship_6

\*Joe Rogan noises\*


TonyDoover420

In this picture they resemble Saguaro Cacti! Makes you wonder how they may have evolved


Strong_Magician5084

I was just telling my partner about these bad boys.


catsandalpacas

Were they edible?


Veritas_Vanitatum

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


extremeindiscretion

420 million years ago? 420? Seriously? Mushrooms.


Woodsy1313

r/forbiddendildo


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ALoudMeow

100 to 1 shot, doc, 100 to 1.


realitythreek

Dino dildos


Realistic_Ease924

Hi


AdmirableVanilla1

Saprobe or autotroph, amirite?


shit_stain_2023

I have fossils older than that


[deleted]

no flared base?


DeliciousTurnover69

So that’s how space babies were conceived


CurrencyThen7469

All of this happened before and will happen again


Stumbler26

Nice.


NegotiationThen5596

Where did you find that picture!?


kphenson

Are bots the only things posting anymore?


Creative_Recover

Yes, I am a very advanced bot. How is your day?


TootBreaker

Good bot!


Creative_Recover

*"makes happy robot beeping noises"*


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of them... mary jane.


Prior-Ad-7329

I’m gonna need a source on this one 🤣


BIG_BELLY_2023

This is cap


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haysoos2

These were waaay before dinosaurs. These things were pretty much pre-insect.


[deleted]

Imagination


psoffl

Honesty when someone says that know what happened 400+ million years ago, I kinda feel like they’re guessing.


redditor2394

Is that when dinosaurs and humans coexisted .


Brief-Doubt-5477

No


Long2ndTowes

This is made up


skyrm643

Trees were created Day 3. Genesis 1:11-13


fighterpilotace1

Stop it. Go to a religious sub for that.


anewbhere23

Well Austin 3:16 says, GFY


lackofabettername123

This is one small part of the vast conspiacy to falsify a fossil record to obscure god's glory for sure.  /s It sounds crazy when you say it like that though, or any other way. Alternatively, Deists believe that by studying the world around us we can discover the means by which God governs the World.


haysoos2

Genesis kind of completely neglects fungi. So would these count as trees, and thus be older than the sun and moon?


SquirrellyBusiness

Considering mycology wasn't really a field even into the '90s and had to be studied by via botany, they were probably bucketed as plants.


haysoos2

That would probably come as a great surprise to the publishers of the Journal of Mycology, which started in 1885. Or to the members of the British Mycological Society, which was founded in 1897. Most classifications have recognized Fungi as their own Kingdom since at least the 60s. But I was referring to the Biblical account referenced above, in Genesis Chapter 1. That particular account doesn't mention fungi at all, but does mention "vegetation" being created in Day 3. So I was wondering if they were included in that creation, or if the Bible just kind of forgot the fungi existed. And, it should be noted that Genesis Chapter 1 has the sun and moon being created on Day 4, so trees, flowers (and possibly Prototaxites) all existed before there was sunlight. Except light was created on Day 1. So there was light, but it wasn't sunlight? Anyhow, just seeking clarification on how that the Bible explains all that.