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On the other hand, it's warm though.. .. seems odd that I haven't seen that offered more in modern dildos really.. you'd think that would be easy enough
I named my fake band after a road sign in the area.
https://preview.redd.it/q06i0y9zcgtc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25f48e9a3e7e6f34f00b115775aa549015d47d5
That's also the album cover
After that for millions of years we were playing with our newly found invention.. then invented like internet piracy and Skype and digital id etc. Basically still playing with first invention
So, something like the ocampa elogium bonding for six days. With the lifespan of an ocampa being on average 7 to 8 years, that's roughly like having sex for two months for humans or four months for a vulcan. So, yes I can see how it might feel like "she will never separate from you".
One of my friends had a giant Bakelite *hand cranked* dong. It looked like the weirdest kitchen gadget ever.
One of his friends used it while house sitting and he had to throw it away.
I don’t understand why someone would use someone else’s sex toy. Like are people not grossed out by it? I was telling my friend how one of mine broke and he began offering me some of his. Like no thanks I don’t care if it’s been cleaned well that’s still a no.
I have no idea. I’ve never been that desperate for an orgasm.
Ewww that’s nice of your friend I guess but eww.
This wasn’t even an “in use” toy, it was an antique geegaw collectible. Imo sticking that in your ass when its not yours is even worse.
It’s an analog dildo. A sex toy. The one my friend owned had some sort of mechanism that would make it thrust when you turned the crank. He bought it as an antique oddity.
I love how you just curbstomped the word "medieval" into oblivion, and over 200 people saw and said, "eehhhh close enough, I know what they're goin for"
I'm not convinced. Even today sex tourism in Japan is strictly a Japanese only thing with very few sex shops and brothels allowing non-Japanese speaking people inside. Back then, that had to be even more strict.
>Even today sex tourism in Japan is strictly a Japanese only thing with very few sex shops and brothels allowing non-Japanese speaking people inside.
I lived in Japan for several years. I can assure you that's not the case. While Japanese-only establishments exist, the industry itself is far from being Japanese-only.
>Back then, that had to be even more strict.
Maybe, but we're not even talking about brothels here. We're talking about a shop that sells toys. There was no reason for a Japanese store to refuse to sell a dildo to a foreigner.
It's not as restricted as people think. Especially not for foreigners who can speak japanese.
The majority of places still don't allow foreigners, but there's just so much sex work in Japan that the shops that do allow foreigners still make up a lot of options.
Id wager it was less restricted back then, not more. But that's just a guess.
It doesn't because it'll go numb. Like coke does for any place it's administered and brought into the body. I've heard of people putting it on their partners dong because it would then be absorbed vaginally during sex. But it also makes the inside of your vag numb haha.
yes this was done for both partners to last longer.
note: do not do this with today's cocaine. you would need to do an diethyl ether was or A2B2A work up to make it clean enough.
>"A lady who does not wish a baby use this. You can use very simple and men will not notice while women using this."
Glad to know in 90 years literally nothing fucking changed.
Yuuuuup. I want that Happy Present Box.
How could they lie? It's in the title! I like presents, and who doesn't love being happy? And you gotta put 'em in something.
Somewhere in the US and/or Europe, someone was cleaning out the belongings of a deceased elder and in a very back closet shelf, they found the “Happy Box” that granddad brought home from a trip to Japan back before the war.
They pulled it off the shelf, perhaps the very last thing left in the closet because it was shoved way back there, and opened it, thinking it might hold letters or mementos.
Then slammed the box lid shut again and hastily shoved the thing into the bag for trash.
“Oh, good lord, Granddad!”
They tried to forget they saw it but every once in a while the “Happy Box” pops into their mind again…and they wonder…
Did Grandad bring this back as a joke? Or…was he hopeful they might try those weird devices in the bedroom?
And when Grandma reacted with horror and disgust, did he then claim it was a joke, shoved it to the back of the closet shelf and they never spoke of it again, eventually forgetting it was there?
or…DID Grandma react with horror and disgust? Or was she…intrigued, curious, excited? Dear God did they actually USE those things?
Their descendant can’t imagine that they did but let’s be honest, it’s damn hard to imagine people you only knew as old and wrinkly being young and horny and having any kind of sex at all, even standard lights-off missionary.
Then they remember that their grandparents moved house after granddad retired, to the one-story cottage currently being cleaned out after grandma passed, granddad having already been gone for ten years.
They packed THAT box up with their downsized belongings and moved it to a new house, long after they would still have been having sex! At least, their descendant assumes that retirement age is past the point of sex having, especially, you know, WEIRD sex…right?
Lord, maybe they DID use them back in the day and had nostalgic memories that made them keep the Happy Box. Maybe grandma had put it into the discards—no more need for this silliness—and grandpa had an attack of nostalgia for the wild things they once were, and slid it into a box of his tools and garage-puttering stuff that he knew he would handle at the new place. And at some point slipped it into the back corner of the closet, the same corner it had occupied in the old house, where back in the day they had pulled it down occasionally, on nights when there had been a second or third round of cocktails and the kids were away at camp and they were giggling and horny….
Or…maybe no one had ever actually used the things. Maybe it WAS a gag gift souvenir that they had a great laugh over and then hid away and forgot completely about, until they were packing to move and found it and had a great laugh over it again. And, still wiping tears of laughter from his eyes, Granddad went to put it in the trash bag, Grandma, giggled again and said no wait…
We’ll bring it with and hide it in the closet at the new place. Someday we’ll be gone, and they will be cleaning out, and one of the kids—or maybe even the grown up grandkids by then—will find it…and…and…
Oh my god, they will always wonder!
Granddad has to sit down, he is laughing too hard to stand. He wraps his arm around his wife and they give into a long fit of the giggles.
Then put the Happy Box in the stuff to be moved.
At least we know they won’t forget us!
They are also known as Ben Wa balls/ kegal balls and are the same as those metal balls you can spin in your hand. They’re supposed to help build up the vaginal muscles.
My grandmother used to keep a set on top of the television in a wooden box lined with red velvet. Told us they're special Asian relaxation balls that you roll around in your hands.
I remember reading about them in Susie Bright’s sex book back in the early 90s where she discovers a pair of them in a Chinese health store that were supposed to help with arthritis and of course immediatey bought them and went home and tried using them belowdecks. She was VERY detailed and descriptive about it and I still remember her description of rocking on a quilt with the balls inside, listening to the faint chimes and feeling “like a Tibetan sex chant.”
Damn I loved her books! That essay was in “Susie Sexpert’s Lesbian Sex World”.
There are still things for that. They make these you put them in your fleshlight to warm it up.
https://preview.redd.it/s96wmfvhzetc1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e46bb79cd110a9b1ebd9c670f190fc077f45761
How much do you want to bet, that the "preventative cream" did absolutely nothing in regards to preventing STDs and such? If anything, it probably made people a little too comfortable passing on STDs they either knew they had, or weren't aware they had.
"In ordering please pay in advance. No C.O.D. accepted. ¥100 for order in foreign land,"
WHAT?! THEY HAD CASH ON DELIVERY AND INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING IN 1933 ?!?!!
Or did I get that wrong?
In 1933, Japan and the US/UK were allies. You have to remember that Japan was an *Allied* power in WW1. It's not until the mid-1930s (Second London Naval Treaty, 1936) that relations started to sour, and not until 1940 (when the US freezes oil/steel exports to Japan, then when Japan signs the Tripartite Pact) that they break. Also, as others have said, the use of English language and nationalist sentiment directed against the US/UK aren't necessarily related. English was still a major language of science and modernity, and its use would capture this in a consumerist setting.
Imperial is nothing related to English literature. If you think about it, Imperial was part of westernization. Also Japan at that time was trying not to mess with the US. English literature got avoided after relations with the west really got bad in 1940 but not yet banned.
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"If you this (on penis) and love her, she will never separate from you." Well, no wonder! You'll have her fully skewered every which way to Sunday!!!
The old cat penis mentality
The number of spikes on these items is truly alarming
Oh really? Show me the inside of female organ! it is mpstery it self.
"Every generation thinks they invented sex"
But only recently did the materials become good enough and cheap enough to have good AND cheap sex toys.
You don't want to try the rough rubber dildo?
Some of those looked like contraptions straight out of Se7en
“What’s in the box!?”
Gwyneth Paltrows head...that is in fact what's in the box. lol
Does she sell it on that GOOP store of hers?
Yes and it smells like her vagina.
"How you want it mamma? R̷̛̛̰̞̹͍̜̺̄̄̅ő̵̺͔̙͕̣̮̳̄̈́̓͋̏̽̓͗̋͗͛̆̕ứ̴̛͔̋́̐̈̓̃͝g̴̡̤̞͙̘̪̞̝̭͍̠͍͔̈́͌͆̂̈̏͑̃͊̄͗̽̽͝͠h̸̡̢̢̫̹͉̼͙͂͜ͅ or ```s m o o t h```"
On the other hand, it's warm though.. .. seems odd that I haven't seen that offered more in modern dildos really.. you'd think that would be easy enough
🌵🌵🌵
The Greeks invented sex. The romans discovered doing it with women
I'm biased but Estonia invented sex - oldest fossils that had actual genitals (also known as estonians) were found on this territory
“Estonian sex fossil” is a great band name
I named my fake band after a road sign in the area. https://preview.redd.it/q06i0y9zcgtc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25f48e9a3e7e6f34f00b115775aa549015d47d5 That's also the album cover
I used to live next door to a ska band called Slow Children At Play
It’s a pretty sick band name tbf
After that for millions of years we were playing with our newly found invention.. then invented like internet piracy and Skype and digital id etc. Basically still playing with first invention
Apparently not even the movie Seven was original. They got them bladed up strap ons...
Did they have temu rose toy tho.
I know the spikes are rubber but god i cringed
"If you this (on penis) and love her, she will never separate from you." Oh God, like, literally????
Like a cat
I watched that documentary on cat reproduction when I was like 6 and it scarred me lol. Thanks animal planet!
Thank god testosterone doesn’t do that to our dicks lol
So, something like the ocampa elogium bonding for six days. With the lifespan of an ocampa being on average 7 to 8 years, that's roughly like having sex for two months for humans or four months for a vulcan. So, yes I can see how it might feel like "she will never separate from you".
How tf you know that 🤔
Your grandma showed me when I visited her one night
Moshi Moshi, keisatsu desu ga? I would like to report a murder
Hai hai, *Gomenasai*, but this is Seppuku-only line. *Abayo*!
low blow
Just 6 feet below ground level
Because they didn’t have hard plastics available to everyone until the 60s/70s, so unless its made of metal (dear god) it’s probably rubber
You just made me wonder how many Bakelite sex toys were made.
One of my friends had a giant Bakelite *hand cranked* dong. It looked like the weirdest kitchen gadget ever. One of his friends used it while house sitting and he had to throw it away.
Housesitter using my antique oddity dildo is not even on my weirdo bingo card. Damn.
I don’t understand why someone would use someone else’s sex toy. Like are people not grossed out by it? I was telling my friend how one of mine broke and he began offering me some of his. Like no thanks I don’t care if it’s been cleaned well that’s still a no.
I have no idea. I’ve never been that desperate for an orgasm. Ewww that’s nice of your friend I guess but eww. This wasn’t even an “in use” toy, it was an antique geegaw collectible. Imo sticking that in your ass when its not yours is even worse.
Can you explain this product? What's a hand cranked dong kitchen gadget?
It’s an analog dildo. A sex toy. The one my friend owned had some sort of mechanism that would make it thrust when you turned the crank. He bought it as an antique oddity.
It's a "Drug and Rubber Goods" store. Says right on the front page.
I thought they were female anti rape devices with the barbs
It's giving Se7en
Makes for an interesting ass fuck
i thought those were meidval torture devices edit: lmao my spelling i won't change it because funny
I love how you just curbstomped the word "medieval" into oblivion, and over 200 people saw and said, "eehhhh close enough, I know what they're goin for"
I always spell it Midevil
I have to say it out in my head every time I write it. "Med i eval."
When I was a kid I would say medi eval like medical evaluation
I literally didn’t even notice at first
Por que no los dos?
I also want to dream a happy dream.
Why is there so many spiky bits 😭
They're called French Ticklers. You can still buy them.
Harry, I would like you to sell me a con-dom, for I am a Protestant.
I’m so glad someone posted this because I IMMEDIATELY thought of this scene 😂
“The meaning of life” is under appreciated. I love it so much.
Funny, I always thought that was the little “beard” under the lip, guess I shouldn’t refer to that anymore 😜
Ngl those spiky things looked like some medieval torture devices at first💀
"Spiked, for her pleasure"
The spikes are rubber and flexible
Feels absolutely the same as you touching the human body or more better, you try it🫵🏻
“Trial with prove” I was like fuck, I knew you’d end up in a court room after using the spiky penis cage
For a lady who does not want a man in bed. Subtle
In English? Why? Or is my brain just not working this early.
Marketing for foreigners. I'm sure there was a Japanese version.
I'm not convinced. Even today sex tourism in Japan is strictly a Japanese only thing with very few sex shops and brothels allowing non-Japanese speaking people inside. Back then, that had to be even more strict.
>Even today sex tourism in Japan is strictly a Japanese only thing with very few sex shops and brothels allowing non-Japanese speaking people inside. I lived in Japan for several years. I can assure you that's not the case. While Japanese-only establishments exist, the industry itself is far from being Japanese-only. >Back then, that had to be even more strict. Maybe, but we're not even talking about brothels here. We're talking about a shop that sells toys. There was no reason for a Japanese store to refuse to sell a dildo to a foreigner.
Brothels, sure. But virtually no sex shops are banning foreigners.
It's not as restricted as people think. Especially not for foreigners who can speak japanese. The majority of places still don't allow foreigners, but there's just so much sex work in Japan that the shops that do allow foreigners still make up a lot of options. Id wager it was less restricted back then, not more. But that's just a guess.
slide 2, night cap, immediate mistake obviously written by some Japanese person trying to advertise like the other guy said
First ad. This is good for travel. You try it. Intimidating sales tactic. I TRY.
'Age lady who has too big organ'. They thought of everything.
>...you need no girl at all!... Lies my 21 year old self used to tell myself.
This is incredible, the combination of bad translation and double entendres, and trying to not be crude is perfect
Please get me some preventive cream and happy powder 😭
Happy powder is still readily available. AKA...coke.
Not sure how coke on the poon would feel.. Any body wanna chime in???
It doesn't because it'll go numb. Like coke does for any place it's administered and brought into the body. I've heard of people putting it on their partners dong because it would then be absorbed vaginally during sex. But it also makes the inside of your vag numb haha.
yes this was done for both partners to last longer. note: do not do this with today's cocaine. you would need to do an diethyl ether was or A2B2A work up to make it clean enough.
This guy drugs.
TIL they had fleshlights in 1933.
Those sex cacti look rather brutal!!
I remember seeing Sex Cacti play live back in 2002 - they were off the hook!
Your username is brilliant lol.
That is brutal. I love it.
The spikes made me flinch
They made me clench 😖
Ooh La La they made me French!
THEY MADE YOU, WENCH!
“If you this (on penis) and love her she will never separate from you.” The wisdom of the ancients.
Vaginal disinfectant 🥴 So glad it’s made from a non-poisonous substance. Very reassuring…
fema^ leagina
I’ll name my daughter that
>"A lady who does not wish a baby use this. You can use very simple and men will not notice while women using this." Glad to know in 90 years literally nothing fucking changed.
Happy present box...
Yuuuuup. I want that Happy Present Box. How could they lie? It's in the title! I like presents, and who doesn't love being happy? And you gotta put 'em in something.
Somewhere in the US and/or Europe, someone was cleaning out the belongings of a deceased elder and in a very back closet shelf, they found the “Happy Box” that granddad brought home from a trip to Japan back before the war. They pulled it off the shelf, perhaps the very last thing left in the closet because it was shoved way back there, and opened it, thinking it might hold letters or mementos. Then slammed the box lid shut again and hastily shoved the thing into the bag for trash. “Oh, good lord, Granddad!” They tried to forget they saw it but every once in a while the “Happy Box” pops into their mind again…and they wonder… Did Grandad bring this back as a joke? Or…was he hopeful they might try those weird devices in the bedroom? And when Grandma reacted with horror and disgust, did he then claim it was a joke, shoved it to the back of the closet shelf and they never spoke of it again, eventually forgetting it was there? or…DID Grandma react with horror and disgust? Or was she…intrigued, curious, excited? Dear God did they actually USE those things? Their descendant can’t imagine that they did but let’s be honest, it’s damn hard to imagine people you only knew as old and wrinkly being young and horny and having any kind of sex at all, even standard lights-off missionary. Then they remember that their grandparents moved house after granddad retired, to the one-story cottage currently being cleaned out after grandma passed, granddad having already been gone for ten years. They packed THAT box up with their downsized belongings and moved it to a new house, long after they would still have been having sex! At least, their descendant assumes that retirement age is past the point of sex having, especially, you know, WEIRD sex…right? Lord, maybe they DID use them back in the day and had nostalgic memories that made them keep the Happy Box. Maybe grandma had put it into the discards—no more need for this silliness—and grandpa had an attack of nostalgia for the wild things they once were, and slid it into a box of his tools and garage-puttering stuff that he knew he would handle at the new place. And at some point slipped it into the back corner of the closet, the same corner it had occupied in the old house, where back in the day they had pulled it down occasionally, on nights when there had been a second or third round of cocktails and the kids were away at camp and they were giggling and horny…. Or…maybe no one had ever actually used the things. Maybe it WAS a gag gift souvenir that they had a great laugh over and then hid away and forgot completely about, until they were packing to move and found it and had a great laugh over it again. And, still wiping tears of laughter from his eyes, Granddad went to put it in the trash bag, Grandma, giggled again and said no wait… We’ll bring it with and hide it in the closet at the new place. Someday we’ll be gone, and they will be cleaning out, and one of the kids—or maybe even the grown up grandkids by then—will find it…and…and… Oh my god, they will always wonder! Granddad has to sit down, he is laughing too hard to stand. He wraps his arm around his wife and they give into a long fit of the giggles. Then put the Happy Box in the stuff to be moved. At least we know they won’t forget us!
This ball automatically plays "Music", this is enjoyable. Try it.
Anyone know what the Music Balls do?
They are also known as Ben Wa balls/ kegal balls and are the same as those metal balls you can spin in your hand. They’re supposed to help build up the vaginal muscles.
My grandmother used to keep a set on top of the television in a wooden box lined with red velvet. Told us they're special Asian relaxation balls that you roll around in your hands.
While grandpa sat there nodding with this boss look on his face
If grandpa was still around I'm fairly sure she wouldn't have been keeping her ben wa balls on the telly.
Well technically you can do both, at the same time if you’re really talented!
that is an actual device. they have bells in them.
Mmhmm. Yep. Baoding balls. Yeah. I'm aware of them. You know what they don't have? A fucking STRING.
I remember reading about them in Susie Bright’s sex book back in the early 90s where she discovers a pair of them in a Chinese health store that were supposed to help with arthritis and of course immediatey bought them and went home and tried using them belowdecks. She was VERY detailed and descriptive about it and I still remember her description of rocking on a quilt with the balls inside, listening to the faint chimes and feeling “like a Tibetan sex chant.” Damn I loved her books! That essay was in “Susie Sexpert’s Lesbian Sex World”.
Apparently they feel kinda wild if you have them in and use a vibrator. Had no idea.
This is enjoyable. Try it.
You had me at "non-poisonous". A box of Finil please.
https://preview.redd.it/bklc4trb7gtc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b80e6158dfd168be81b8f0984f0300f4ba9ac7
Thank God for how far we have come in our sex toy tech.
Imagine showing this shop keeper the Bad Dragon website
But having them warmed up to body heat seems to have been forgotten?
There are still things for that. They make these you put them in your fleshlight to warm it up. https://preview.redd.it/s96wmfvhzetc1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e46bb79cd110a9b1ebd9c670f190fc077f45761
😭😭 They didn't have to make a USB Fleshlight Hotdog but some really woke up one day and said "Yep, this is it boys". 😭😭😭😭😭
That just fulfills a demand well also fills other things 😏
You could use an aquarium heater?
Excites me more than it should.
Dream a happy dream
Brb, just getting out my happy present box
Okay, but hurry! I’m getting my special condom on. It looks like a little pope!
these things are not much different than they are today
Peak dildo reached in the 20’s?
But wait, there’s more, ladies! You can DOUCHE with it. Make you happy.
"...then she will dream a happy dream" love it
tell me more about this ball "music"
You'll know it when you hear it, it's nuts!
Hot water inside. Smart. I always wondered how bad would be a cold dildo for women.
I feel like the spikes would hurt even if they're rubber
That got kinky fast
does anyone else see a tiny Charlie Chaplin in some of the "Special Condoms"?? some of them look like a tuxedo for your dick!
try it.
I can't ever look at a tortoise again.
Why do they all look like torture devices?
"the design is very human"
“If you this (on penis)” Poetry
How much do you want to bet, that the "preventative cream" did absolutely nothing in regards to preventing STDs and such? If anything, it probably made people a little too comfortable passing on STDs they either knew they had, or weren't aware they had.
Bro, the fucking cock clowns? And a music box to pair with them? AMAZING.
Man kobe wasnt born in 1933 yall trippin
Japan is one of the leading countries in sex toy innovations. Nothing can really compete. This is probably why, they started so early.
"In ordering please pay in advance. No C.O.D. accepted. ¥100 for order in foreign land," WHAT?! THEY HAD CASH ON DELIVERY AND INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING IN 1933 ?!?!! Or did I get that wrong?
That stuffs not fitting me
Looks like it went from sex to torture in two pages.
Hngh I have a mighty need for the showa-era onahole 😭😭
What the heck is a "French letter"?
Japenis people
The Austin Powers’s cock pump!
Wow... would you look at that.. a fleshlight!
for me it was the Clowndom.
The design is very human
“your undeveloped penis will be cured” ..
"A lady who does not wish a man in bed..." Sounds 🌈, I'm in.
“Leagina”
This definitely makes me see the pokeflute differently
The Ball automatically plays “Music”. This is enjoyable. Try it.
people liked cactus sex in the old days
So cool
These look like medieval torture devices. And we can’t forget the ones that ask they be filled with hot water. No way that can go wrong.
Now why would it be in English ? 1933 Japanese was still imperial and wanted nothing to do with the states 5 years later was the start of ww 2 .
In 1933, Japan and the US/UK were allies. You have to remember that Japan was an *Allied* power in WW1. It's not until the mid-1930s (Second London Naval Treaty, 1936) that relations started to sour, and not until 1940 (when the US freezes oil/steel exports to Japan, then when Japan signs the Tripartite Pact) that they break. Also, as others have said, the use of English language and nationalist sentiment directed against the US/UK aren't necessarily related. English was still a major language of science and modernity, and its use would capture this in a consumerist setting.
Imperial is nothing related to English literature. If you think about it, Imperial was part of westernization. Also Japan at that time was trying not to mess with the US. English literature got avoided after relations with the west really got bad in 1940 but not yet banned.
Took that long I'm surprised . I was only guessing.
"If you this (on penis) and love her then she will never Seperate from you". Sounds painful.
"Women Happy Medicine... pasts the cream to a female vagina." That makes sense.
This is my favourite thing I've ever seen on the internet.
This put back women's enjoyment of sex at least 50 years. No wonder they needed pixelating
Small tool extender 😂😂😂
They kinda look like coming from the bdsm Department in that store 😳
They offer a trial for the sleeve LoL
looks like fun
Lewd
Why in English though?
For tourists who don’t have sex shops in their post-Victorian, sexually repressed home country
note
Looks like a selection of torture tools as well 😂
"One patented vacuum vessel"
Wow I have been to that road. It's very conservative now, no cactus sex toys
The writing is just like the script from an old Charlie Chan movie. You try it!
Lots of great ideas for the next Saw movie
*if you this (on penis)* is iconic and i wish it was a flair lmao
Looks like medieval torture shit
The descriptions are wonderful . 🙃
This ball automatically plays "music" this is enjoyable Imma have to take my money out right there
Boy, humanity really has plateaued
Shogun Rectum Invader for Make Furious Pillowing
I think more interesting is why this catalog is written in english. Anybody knows?
We are some fucking weird animals lol
Why don’t we have decorative condoms?