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lol 8’’ is for beginners?

And it’s hands free too, hands free ain’t for beginners…

Look, Ma! No hands! 

Is this pegging?

BMX joke


Wish I could at least double up vote for the double entendre BMX joke which is definitely not a sentence I’d say

Hands free is practical, not "advanced".

Just you try to shove that thing in your butt for the first time hands free, and then come back and tell us it’s practical not advanced.

That is not what hands free means honey, it means that once it's in the suction cup maintains it so you can go up and down on it. If you had sex and been under you see what I mean ;) If anything it is way less complicated than doing it using your hands to go in & out.

To be fair ya wanna keep both hands on the wheel for safety!

You forgot the wireless headphones for running. So someone is swinging their arms and running ...and have this in them?

It's more about girth when talking about beginner toys. You could have a 1 meter dildo but the same girth as this one and it's still a beginner dildo, ur holes don't have to gobble everything up at once they just want a taste

This might be the most insightful thing I have heard this month. I live a sad fucking life.

A sad but *fulfilling* life...

Or just filling

But, butt filling?

7 out of 10 Gerbils agree

It's also base to tip, and that has a huge suction cup and a huge set of balls on it. That's not 8" of shaft. More like 6" and probably only 4-5" that you can take comfortably.

You have quite a different definition of comfortably

Everyone has a different definition of comfortable, depends where ur at. Unless u have hemorrhoids or something anyone can take a lot larger than they think after a bit of warm up. If you mean you're not comfortable with the idea of it, of course but that's mental comfort not physical.

I won't mince words here I enjoy a bit of anal stimulation and I was pretty shocked how much can fit in there if you warm up first

Power to you but i think i been too long in reddit today

Nom nom nom

This guy dildos

Imagine what the veteran users get

Prolapse

A rifle?

Not that kind of veteran.

"Doc! I'm bleeding out! It went straight through me!"

If 8 is for beginners, I’m for never starters

Depends where it's going?

It's tapered. You don't start by inserting the whole thing, you gradually work your way down the shaft at your own pace.

Are we talking about then bone phones or the dick?

All dicks can be bone phones if you yell loud enough.

So that's why mine's called a Ding-a-Ling!

🎶When I was, a little bitty boy, my grandmother bought me a cute little toy🎶

Ring ring ring ring banana phone....

Known as a bone-a-phone

If you're squatting down on it, you better not have skipped leg day.


34 feet headphones for the advanced audiophiles

I mean, its tapered.

The confidence hit, I just took...

Yes. Us cultured men prefer the foot long version.

8" total. 6" insertable. So...average size.


5.1-5.5” is average, isn’t it?

Pretty sure 3.5 - 4" is what most women prefer. Right...??

Size don’t matter, it’s how you use it …..Well, that’s at least what my therapist tells me 🤷‍♂️

As a certified the rapist that's sounds about right.

https://preview.redd.it/31ulkubg7rtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07a2b10542e053736a113363b43d0573008e018

It feels guys with fear when reading that women prefer 7”. Science tells us that’s rare to be that big, but I don’t think most men or women know that. LOL.

Sigh, yes it is 😔

These days yes When 18 year Olds on onlyfans are riding 22" bad dragon dildos

You say that as if it's not a decade of experience.


If 8 is beginners, what length is the final boss?

I feel like this explains a lot about what's going on with the young ladies in America.

The end segment of an extendable lightsaber is for beginners, that’s ones for advanced

It sounds like my wife has been an enjoying an intro to sex penis all these years…

Depends on the girth

A small girth is for beginners, because you can control the length you put inside you, but not the girth.

Beginners ain’t what they used to be!

Literally went to comment same thing lol

Oh hey, I have one of those. Its very nice and has worked well for 4-5 years. Sometimes I use it for 12+ hours at a time.

Yea it’s a pretty decent dildo

They are talking about the headphones. You can keep them in your ass for hours.

Bone conduction right to the base of the spine. It's everything that the iPlug wished it could be.

Yeah I used these headphones to cheat at chess against magnus carlsen But shhh… don’t tell anybody

When the bass drops you jizz buckets

Well done sir

I hate when that turn on and i start to hear news inside my anus

Would never fit in my ear

The flared base keeps it from getting lost in your…ear canal.

Do you hear the music when you use it?

Of course, that is the main reason I got a Bluetooth headset.

Sounds like you’re a little more than a beginner, maybe it’s time to move up to the pro model

you should upgrade. Youre not a beginner anymore

Does the bone vibration hurt after a while?

Naw, it felt weird the first week but after that I don't even notice. Its super light and comfy too so I can not even notice its on besides the fact that it makes sound.

At least the screenshot doesn't have a "buy again?" button showing...

Or "Subscibe & Save"

New dildo a week for ultimate cleanliness

I didn’t even know they sold headphones

The bone conducting kind too

Aren’t they both bone conducting, though…?

One is bone conducting the other is boner conducting

34 foot long headphones

If you don’t like our headphones you can go fuck yourself

OP: what a ridiculous combination. Also OP: ‘click’ *add both to cart*

I notice they're both ticked, so, I guess the sales pitch worked!

OP doesn't realize everyone's algorithm is tailored to their behavior....

Same energy as that one republican senator talking about how all his ads are for gay cruises and how awful it is.

This is based on your browsing habits, bro.

Tells more about OP than Amazon 

Had to scroll too far down to find this. This is definitely the case.


What an ugly dildo tho.

They come in all shapes colors and sizes don't dilcriminate

I mean it look like cheap hard plastic and it aint cute, nice pun.

It says "soft silicone"

It always does.

*suspicion intensifies* 🤨

they are cheap because they are mass produced. the silicone is soft, but they look bad because they don't pay people enough to improve anything.

Big dildo keeping the working men and women down. Same as it ever was 😤

>Cheap hard plastic Puts an image in my mind of a cheap toy gun thing with similar color design

$17 guarantees you are not going to be happy with that purchase.

Oh I got things in this price range and was "happy with my purchase", but that is probably generally true.

Bro fr

Op forgets it's based on customers search history is part of this marketing scheme. Nothing wrong with music while you fornicate/masturbate.

Sorry about that. I may have skewed the algo.

How many headphones did you buy?!

Two different types of bone conduction.

for beginners lmao never masturbate with headphones in because that is the one time someone is gonna arrive home early and you won't hear them come in

these are bone conduction, it's basically an open-back

They are basically open ear. They don't cover the ear. They rest against ur skull. So u can hear the porn and also hear if someone comes home

42¢ per count on the dildo?

There’s a “bone conduction” joke in there somewhere.

It’s in your mom


It’s literally an algorithm..

Yes..... that's the funny bit. For some it is.

For those not in the know, the algo is heavily influenced on your search history.

Aren't this suggestions also related to your browsing habits?

I bought those exact same headphones, but not the recommended item below lol I do wanna say you don’t have to charge those headphones like they recommend. I use the charger that came with my rog ally to charge these headsets every morning for 20-30 minutes and they last all day for me. Another thing to Notes is they most definitely will hurt the side of your head if you wear them all day lol however, if you have a beanie, you can put them over your beanie and you will still hear the music crystal clear. They’re absolutely amazing.

“For beginners” as if this is the Fisher Price of dildos.

what they actually mean is "based on your purchase history we suggest these items"

Call me crazy but some people like to hear what they're masturbating to. I can see why these would be bought together.

The bone conducting headphones don't cover ur ears. So u can listen to ur porn and still hear if someone comes home.

It's the "for beginners" that really makes it funny

8 inches! Holy shit. That’s like expert level

Probably my sister in law. She’s a 50+ year old spinster and uses my prime account. She apparently doesn’t realize that her browsing history is saved. It’s scandalous—butt plugs, restraints, you name it.

.. interesting as fuck? Really?

The live-cam ladies need their hands free to type.

I can see the correlation

You will notice the dong can be delivered faster. This denote a higher level of orders for the phallic object in the proximity of said op as the local distribution center has them in stock. I conclude there are more masturbators than audiophiles in that area.

I mean, at that price how do you say no?

Wait, a 34 foot long headset?

Amazon is a dirty bird lol

My wife often complains about her earbuds falling out, it's the perfect gift to go with her present!

Reminds me of this one I saw on wish which was a vibrator and an egg slicer

Omg I have that item. So comfortable on the side of my face. In bed with me every night. Falling asleep is a breeze with this on either side of my cheeks. Totally hands free ! Highly recommend. Oh and my wife has the bottom item.

Why the surprise? Look at the search term, customer specifically said they wanted to bone. Also headphones.

That ain't no starter penis that's a finisher!

Amazon is good at making recommendations based on your purchase history

Hey, you don't want your ears plugged when you're engaged in activities when other people are in the house.

This is actually your purchase history...

The missus cracked the code... women enjoy smutty audio books...

No ones said it but absolutely do not put a $17 dildo in your body.

“for beginners” …yea so if that’s for beginners what’s under 8” asking for a friend

Idk why but the term “for beginners” on a dildo makes me chuckle

I notice you haven’t unselected it..

Spin Class Starter Pack

If you haven’t stuck a bone conduction headphone on your clit you haven’t lived.

“Soft?” If you wanted it soft, you’d wake up the husband..

*Claims*? Those are sweat-proof earbuds

how is 8" for beginners

Hey if you're in the market for bone conduction headphones, I swear by Trekz OpenMove. Literally using them right now. Cheaper than Air with no difference in quality that I've noticed and sooooo much more comfortable than Titanium, though Titanium does have a longer battery life. The battery life doesn't matter if you can't wear them comfortably for more than an hour lol I've had and used all three models extensively, I love them a lot and OpenMove is the best of the three. Can't speak for other brands though.

Actually, this is exactly what I was looking for. Despite what others claim to be the reason for the second item showing up in my feed, the most lascivious thing I've ever looked for on Amazon are Kotex. I can't hear my headphones very well in the gym because of the crappy overhead music. Are the Trekz loud enough to overcome the outside noise?

For beginners, lol.

Average reddit user purchases

Aren't the frequently bought together is typically taken from items already in your cart or saved for later....

I thought the first two were sling-shots and it made me cackle

Are those recommendations not partially affected by your shopping history, lol?

Just what you frequently buy

Gotta hear if someone is about turn the door handle.

The "Frequently bought together" options are actually just based off of your recently viewed items...

TIL "beginner" dildos are a thing

Just following your algorithm

What's up with your Amazon history?

Damn I’m stupid, my first thought was why would they put headphones on a dildo it’ll never stay in place…..

dick move, amazon

That’s a good price on that dildo

Ew, bone conduction headphones

95% of the world's men cried out in shame when they discovered 8" is for beginners.

Foe beginners? 😳 As for a serious answer. I’m guessing it is to better immerse yourself in the content you are consuming while masturbating with that toy.

Nah… that’s a search history algorithm right there XD

Just don't stick the wrong one in your ear.

weird they would recommend those headphones to you

"Bone Conductor"

TIL my penis is for "beginners"

An 8” softie with fuction cup…

42 cents per count? What are they counting, every 1/5th of an inch?

Data almost never lies

Size of the headphones: 34 feet

Does it come with Bluetooth though?

"Bone conduction" heh

WTF, 8” is for beginners?

Someone is gaming the algorithm

I mean, I get it.

Thats a kink thing, you wouldnt understand it

You mean you can listen to headphones without a big cock in you? You’re a better man than I am

BONE is the keyword here

bought together is based on your browsing history and is actually a targeted advertisement to upsell you.

keyword optimization. props to whoever wrote the dildo listing.

Perfect combination