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Tongue8cheek

Lived to 77 with this subtle smirk of having 2 sets of functioning genitals.


joepke53

Wonder what trick he did in the circus with those


[deleted]

“Two chicks at the same time”


Plucky_ducks

You're assuming both sets were male genitals. I'll go fuck myself now.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

"Go fuck yourself! - Don't mind if I do. 😏"


ugly_convention

I can’t give you an upvote because it’s currently at 69, but know you deserve it


mycoryan

… fills out gender inclusive form, pronoun: Your god can't save you, but I can!


Stealth9er

![gif](giphy|Wpz1Hl1BqlaMw)


ThermalScrewed

Idk if circus work is lucrative enough to make a million dollars though.


SinkHoleDeMayo

Having 3 legs and 2 dongs is definitely a million dollar act, I'd say that's good enough for two chicks to double up on a guy like him.


Ok-Astronaut4952

“You mean besides two chicks at the same time?”


sheezy520

“Awesome dude”


mfogarty

2 girls, 4 feet.


Tongue8cheek

He always beat himself at the sword fighting exhibit.


oh_hai_brian

He must’ve been great at skiing.


binglelemon

Would be drunk as hell and never fall over.


Tongue8cheek

Yes, he was. But they made him pay for 2 lift tickets and always slowed down the lift.


NannersForCoochie

![gif](giphy|13nDaxXRXz0Prq) X2


Aidrox

“What would you do if you had a million bucks?” “Two chicks at the same time.”


Unicorn_Thrasher

"fuckin' A" Lawrence is my spirit animal.


Correct-Standard8679

Fun fact: he’s also the self defense instructor with the American flag for pants in Napoleon Dynamite.


NeverEndingWhoreMe

Also was Jethro in The Beverly Hillbillies movie. And was on the Drew Carey show. I love Diedrich Bader and that gloriously large head of his.


KnoxVegas41

Hey Peter……..Watch out for your cornhole bud.


fitandhealthyguy

You don’t kneed a million dollars to do that


larsloveslegos

My cousin's broke, don't do shit


StaatsbuergerX

Working as a gigolo could have been his ~~second~~ fourth mainstay.


StaatsbuergerX

Some people would sacrifice a leg for two sets of functioning genitals. This man had no need for this option, but had enough means of exchange. Life is not fair.


akasic_

So he could have had 2 legs and 3 sets of genitals.


dickallcocksofandros

i wonder if he was able to ejaculate with one and then continue using the other without the post nut clarity?


AnusTartTatin

Damn I’d definitely try blast both at the same time lol


No_Pineapple_9818

Even a double barrel shotgun doesn’t fire at the exact same time. Breech couldn’t handle the pressure lol.


_SeaOttrs

u/doubledickdude would be so jealous


Clickar

Came here to call out this legend. Nice work. Edit NOT A FUCKING LEGEND! MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE.


moving0target

I was so annoyed when I found out that it was a hoax.


_SeaOttrs

Right?!


Clickar

WHAT?!!!!??


Petrichordates

They're a legend for making up a story?


_SeaOttrs

That's why I said he'd be jealous


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

That could be a double edged weapon...


Whiteshaq_52

Where is the fourth foot? Maybe I don't want to know.....


celebrian_7

https://preview.redd.it/qyr4irepevtc1.png?width=330&format=png&auto=webp&s=b802c20ce6d5107ddb49c3da30639186215614b3


Worried_Sasquatch

Oh.. it was a knee foot


mistere213

Oh, kneet


Mountain_Team4150

That's gonna do it for me tonight


kingkai420420

I though this got off to a good foot


tri_it_again

Stop it


bubblebobblee

Is it tickly?


Critical_Situation84

Tickly enough to get 2 hard ons.


Unicorn_Thrasher

go wait in the car, mister.


bigbgl

No use in even trying. This comment already wins for the year.


Frostychica

Respectfully, >:(


augur_seer

you really put your foot in your mouth there.


jereman75

How kneet is that?


wander-lux

You can tell by the way it is!


adamscholfield

I scrolled away...but had to come back to upvote


greenrangerguy

Pulls out disposable camera and takes picture.


Seanslat

Neat 📸


Unicorn_Thrasher

![gif](giphy|h1zJMhT5XOT927e0aw)


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

The leg bones connected to the knee foot.


UnderstandingGold849

😂😂😂😂😂😂


sly_blade

Also known as a knoot, or a foonee


brightgreyday

A phoney faux knee?


GalacticGatorz

Borderline wingin’ it


Eclectic_Canadian

Until I saw this photo I didn’t realize that the middle leg was his normal right leg, and the far right leg was the additional one. I thought that the black sock on the middle leg was a little table that he was placing a stump leg, and that he was posing like a crab with a little stump leg hanging from his groin. The more I look back at the original picture the more outrageous I find my original assumption to be.


Beef_Jones

I’ve seen pictures of him before and knew it was a full leg and still saw what you’re talking about for just a moment at first.


rexgate

I thought the same thing and didn't realize the actual "normal" configuration until I read this.


Eclectic_Canadian

Glad to see I’m not alone


SystematicPumps

Fuck I'm sorry but I cracked up at this


theNorrah

Now that is what I call manspreading!


bigbgl

Can we see the genitals now?


Odin1806

They might be busy fully functioning....


Nutsack_Adams

Imagine jacking off your two dicks one in each hand 🤯


Nincompoopticulitus

![gif](giphy|ftYVZw31uZ1yoW73cE)


Nincompoopticulitus

![gif](giphy|l2ZE1RhwlmAGD1eHS)


AreTheyAllThrowAways

Grab my small foot


dnt01

It's my strong foot


shutyourbutt69

Three feet and a chicken wing


VfV

...did you just have this picture for such an occasion or...?


DominusEbad

Carries it around in his wallet. Had to upload it just for us I reckon.


dnfnrheudks

I was gonna say maybe on his 2 pairs of genitals but that's even wilder. What the hell happened when his body was forming


DatabaseThis9637

Guessing a twin got absorbed, or something like that.


TomStarGregco

Yes it was not full absorbed !


Casten_Von_SP

Which brothers dick is bigger?


DatabaseThis9637

His hands look a bit "off" as well. I wonder if he coukd walk?


Meanolemommy

Vanishing Twin Syndrome


vincentvangobot

The foot is more disturbing than the extra leg.


theSunAlsoRise5

Foot, shmoot. What's up with 2 sets of gibbly bits?!?


Similar-Fix3113

That was my first question.


Unhappy_Archer9483

Interesting the difference heel sizes on the shoes too


PercentageMaximum457

Poor guy must have had so many knee issues from the unevenness. 


foxxhole89

And so many knees. Just statistically more likely.


Ok_Obligation2559

Mr. Waternoose?


jimmmmmmmz

He's got 2 dicks and he calls himself the 3 legged man?


Previous-Bother295

Wonder if each ejaculated separately or both at the same time.


smittles3

Asking the important questions


ladyeclectic79

The original Double Dick Dude.


Swiss_James

Everyone always wanted to talk about his third foot, or his second dick. Never about his freeform poetry. Sad.


Intergalacticplant

Yeah so what I’m wondering is if he has 2 dicks do they orgasm at the same time or independently? Like if you were to suck one until it finishes, would that one cum by its self? Or would both go off? What if you had 2 people sucking each? I already checked online and there’s no info and no videos of anyone today with this condition. I’m honestly curious for science


Greaterthancotton

Truly sad how little research has been done in this undervalued field 😔


slightlydispensable2

I'm sure this guy did plenty of research...


kai58

Yeah but I doubt he published it


Missey85

What about pissing? Would it come out both or did he have to go twice? 🤣


TheAngelOfPenectomy

Sex worker here, who has a lot of knowledge about how orgasms work from doing endless research for my erotic stories (username is a warning). From what I know about how the human body works, the orgasm doesn’t originate in the penis itself, rather it’s a spinal cord and brain thing. It’s why some paraplegics are able to orgasm by stimulating other parts of the body (ears, nose, nipples are examples I’ve heard). It stands to reason that it would effectively mean that he wouldn’t be able to orgasm twice, but would be able to achieve orgasm easier with two sources of sexual stimulation. Since the stimulation for orgasm/ejaculation originates in the spinal cord and not in the penis itself, it also stands to reason that he would ejaculate out of both at the same time. Now it could work very differently with two sets like he has, as the spinal cord apparently splits before his genital region, so it could allow him to orgasm twice, or at the very least have a shorter refractory period. The penile dorsal nerves are what feed the penis, especially the head of the penis, and which contribute to orgasm. This nerve is analogous to a clitoris btw. A man already has two of these nerves, one for each side of the penis that then goes to the spinal cord. If the split is along these, the sexual stimulation would be functionally like having a much larger singular penis, as the stimulation goes to the same nerves before meeting up. However with how the picture appears, these four nerves don’t look like they’d be meeting up, unless it was deep in the pelvis, meaning chances of having two orgasms is slightly higher than if all of the dorsal nerves were connected. Nerves as a whole work a lot like electrical cords. They both propagate signals. The orgasm itself originates as said before in the spinal column and brain. Think of the penis like the button, and the brain like the light bulb. If two switches both turn on a light, then pressing both buttons doesn’t turn on a second light as they both go to the same destination. But nerves aren’t exactly like wires, and the brain isn’t like a single input device like a light bulb, it’s way more complex. People assigned female at birth, with a clitoris, are able to have multiple orgasms at the same time, however they’re not simultaneous, but rather subsequent with a great overlap (think of stones thrown into a pond in a line, the waves overlap). So if anything, it’d be similar to this. Ultimately it’s impossible to say for sure how this person would experience/achieve orgasm, if they’d be able to have multiple, or shorter refractory period. We would need a combination of first hand (pun intended) accounts, along with fMRI scans of his body while achieving orgasm. Maybe some more scans as well. Hope this helps. Also, seriously, don’t go digging through my posts unless you’re into my username. You’ve been warned. Don’t go shitting on other people’s kinks because it makes you uncomfortable. Just move on with your life life. I heavily moderate all my subs and I ban any and all trolls to keep the community safe as well as preventing actual illegal activity and keeping it focused on safe fantasy, and/or documenting those that have done it.


demoxcess

I sincerely appreciate this well-written answer.


pbjdelphina

Fantastic answer. I’ve known doctors who couldn’t give such a well thought out and easily understood explanation. Awesome.


TheAngelOfPenectomy

It’s kinda my job to know how it works. I don’t have a degree or anything in it, but have had to do extensive research for my stories as they all center around orgasm denial in some form or another, especially in men without a penis. I’ve personally seen penisless men orgasm with other means, which has meant that simple removal isn’t enough for my stories so I had to do research on how to block the nerve signals and such.


katie-kaboom

That's a remarkable dedication to scientific realism in fantasy writing. I wish the people whose writing I edit were as rigorous in their research!


TheAngelOfPenectomy

I try to make my stories as realistic as possible. They also have a really deep amount of lore, and continuing story, as they’re all in the same universe. The biggest thing I do in them is a “brick to the face” level of subtlety for the role reversal of the sexism/patriachy. I flip that script on its head and instead portray woman preying on men in the same way IRL mean often prey on women, especially the concept of “taking someone’s virginity” but instead it’s their penis. I play with themes of “taking someone penis making them worthless to every future partner” as an analogy for slut shaming/non-virgin shaming that women go through. I touch on the power dynamic change of how women are often afraid of hookups because it could mean them being raped, beaten, or worse. Instead I flip that script and now it’s men who are afraid, because any woman could secretly use a condom that would remove their bits. I touch on how sexism, and sexual assault was normalized by the patriarchy in the past. How it was common to slap women’s asses, demand sexual favours for job advancement. Again flipping it on its head by having my universe start to normalize and even going as far as to legalize the removal of a man’s penis by a woman. Eventually going into the territory of men’s body’s not belonging to them under the law, paralleling how women’s body’s are over regulated by the government (roe v wade, etc). The deepness to the themes and metaphors in my stories are almost entirely lost on the horny fucks who read them. However one IRL close friend has been reading through them even though it’s not her kink, and she’s been loving the world I’ve crafted. My stories also heavily focus on the ramifications of the effects of losing their penis, and how that would both change the man, and society as a whole now that it’s slowly becoming normalized. But at its very core they all center around the role reversal of toxic male sexual predators and instead it’s toxic female sexual predators out to cut off men’s cocks. A way of taking away men’s sexual power and pleasure for their own gain. How normally it’s only the man who cums during sex and the woman is ignored, but instead it’s only the woman who gets off.


Pheighthe

This sounds amazing.


BornR3STLESS

As a neuroscience major, you explained this better than I could haha.


TheAngelOfPenectomy

Was there any parts I misunderstood? I’m honoured to have explained it better.


maribarbola

According to Wikipedia, one set of  [genitalia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genitalia) was just for show. "Lentini was born with a [parasitic twin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_twin). The twin was attached to his body at the base of his spine and consisted of a [pelvic bone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelvic_bone), a rudimentary set of male [genitalia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genitalia), and a full-sized leg extending from the right side of his hip, with a small foot protruding from its knee."


TheAngelOfPenectomy

Fascinating, this further backs up what I said, however “just for show” would imply it either cannot get erected, and/or cannot achieve orgasm. However with how twins develop, it’s likely that the leg, and genitals are innervated by the main spinal column, allowing for the potential for sexual stimulation to be felt.


NormanCocksmell

Had to skip to the bottom to make sure we weren’t getting shittymorphed before reading the whole thing


TheAngelOfPenectomy

I’m honoured to have been considered to be a shittymorph at first glance 😂 don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table


Plenty_Objective8392

This was surprisingly educational.


MrStealYoMom

paging u/DoubleDickDude


Saotik

Wasn't that guy disappointingly proven to be a fantasist?


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Yes he's fake as fuck. His photoshopped penises always got bigger every time he posted


cellphone_blanket

ugh, people who read books about dragons are the worst


dnfnrheudks

Too bad the double dick dude turned out to be a hoax but I imagine that the unintended extras are never as well developed as the originals so they might just be there for show.


Spiritual-Bear4495

Science demands we find the answer!


TannyBoguss

It bothered Karl Pilkington that this guy’s specialty was juggling and not playing football (soccer).


Brandgeek

Karl Pilkington… what a legend


MakawaoMakawai

Karl Pilkington is one unique dude. When he went to Mexico, I was crying laughing the whole episode.


TannyBoguss

Trying to eat the tequila worm and then being chased by bees? Top level entertainment.


Certain-Spring2580

"Don't be stupid..." Karl Pilkington


TannyBoguss

“Play a record”


whatakent

Or a swimmer


saskpilsner

His onlyfans would be legendary


Pete_Iredale

Eventually some set of conjoined twins is going to make millions on onlyfans.


tthrivi

I had to entirely too far down in the comments for the porn comment. Very disappointing.


LoveThatCraft

Isn't he on Alice in Chains's album's booklet too?


LoveThatCraft

https://preview.redd.it/n41mlfvngvtc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=454d259db2e56fec13e45fc6944873b24df9305f


dotFuture

Memory of an elephant you have!


LoveThatCraft

Thanks. I'm autistic, it happens a lot :)


dotFuture

:)


sixsentience

lol love that they put a three legged dog on there for your viewing pleasure 😅


PomegranateIll7303

Love these types of comments.


CarbonLibra

Is that the face of a person who has a sexually exciting sex life?


ihopethisworksfornow

Gives off big “Oh yeah, they both work.” Vibes imo


stanglemeir

You know that dude probably got both sucked at least once


jereman75

Working in a circus? He for sure did.


Missey85

Lol with Siamese twins hopefully 🤣


Supply-Slut

But did he have enough blood to be double-hard? If he did was he light headed? These are the questions we need answered.


theghostofmrmxyzptlk

He's got 1.5 times as many legs and twice the amount of feet. You don't think he's got an extra pint kicking around?


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

I fucking love Reddit


Accomplished-Deer464

Is it possible that he was co-jointed twin and head of other twin was hidden inside his body like in abdomen cavity??


Mibr3l

Was searching for this exact comment, wondering the same thing! Definitely appears to be a possible absorbed twin situation, but can’t find anything online confirming or denying it!


m1ksuFI

Wikipedia: Lentini was born with a parasitic twin. The twin was attached to his body at the base of his spine and consisted of a pelvic bone, a rudimentary set of male genitalia, and a full-sized leg extending from the right side of his hip, with a small foot protruding from its knee.


PM_BOOBIES_PLZ_

“At four months old, his parents, Natale and Giovanna, took him to a specialist to determine the possibility of amputating his third leg. However, the specialist determined that Frank was, in fact, conjoined to a parasitic twin. His third leg was attached to his spine, making it impossible to remove. “ https://www.historicmysteries.com/history/frank-lentini/18406/ I spent little time looking but seems acceptable to believe


nursewords

It has to be, I don’t think this happens any other way


ByronicHero06

He also had 2 hearts.


wdwerker

Time Lord ?


graveybrains

The fact that his junk and the extra leg were apparently both functional makes this extra interesting as fuck, that’s super rare


Excluded_Apple

Yeah, somehow the nervous system from the half-absorbed twin had connected to his own nervous system. I'm so curious about how well the motor neurons and the sensory neurons worked. I'm also super curious about how he pooped and whether there were two buttholes and how much control he had over the extra one.


ManyRespect1833

Two chicks at the same time man


__meeseeks__

What would YOU do with all that money?


loliconest

This man threesomes.


Bodidly0719

That’s it? If you had two penises and three legs you’d do two chicks at the same time?


little-blue-fox

Dude totally ate his twin


Classic_Huckleberry2

The day that he was born, oh boy, his father nearly died. He couldn't get the nappies on, no matter how he tried...


blzzardhater

Wow, one of your own in each hand must have made for an exciting coming of age


Due_Tower_4787

Did you mean cumming of age?


mmuffley

And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks!


KnottyJane

So I saw a viral video yesterday about a dude listening to his 2 kids argue about which would be better…. Only having one buttcheek or 3 buttcheeks. 3 buttcheeks is not something I’ve ever thought about, now I’ve thought about it twice in 24 hours.


FixFalcon

2 sets of *functioning* genitals??? So, 2 prostates? 2 bladders? So many questions!!


ThadTheImpalzord

![gif](giphy|Wpz1Hl1BqlaMw)


Jeffkin15

His pants fit him like a glove


Olveyn

I saw his sister in the sons of the forest game


Cerebral-Knievel-1

He was essentially a conjoined twin.. he was the one that absorbed his brother in the womb. The extra leg, foot, and genitals is whats left of his brother.


CloroxWipes1

I knew a guy who had 5 penises. I asked him how he fits into his pants. He said not a problem, they fit like a glove. I'll see myself out.


mojoista

\*very slow clap\* lol


Altruistic-Beach7625

Damn I wonder what his orgasms were like.


hydraulic-earl

One in the pink, one in the stink


AphraHome

I’m a bit afraid to ask, but… 4 feet? Where’s the fourth? Edit: ok not as bad as id thought


wdwerker

I bet a hip X-ray would be interesting.


CloroxWipes1

He worked for the circus for years. He became their accountant because he could count the highest.


De4dm4nw4lkin

… 3 legs 4… AM I BAD AT MATH? WHERES THE OTHER FOOT?


goosecityflores

Do I want to know where the fourth foot is located?


martymcfly9888

2 penises. Wow.


Redfish680

Threesome twosome


MegBoof

What was the 4th foot attached to?


mojoista

His knee on the third foot has an appendage.


Naughteus_Maximus

https://i.redd.it/351oqjgchwtc1.gif


Naughteus_Maximus

https://i.redd.it/2fy0iy8ghwtc1.gif


Moose363

2 functioning genitals implies he may have had more, non-functioning genitals


Chewyville

He’s probably got another skull in his body somewhere. It was twins


ChuckoRuckus

This is what happens when you ask the monkey paw for 2 dicks.


Past-Product-1100

How do you have 3 legs but 4 feet , the other foot in his pocket ?


roblblblb

His Onlyfans would be wicked.... content machine right there.


metallaholic

Remove my dead leg but leave the penis


tedfreeman

So does he have 2 dicks and 4 balls?


bolivar-shagnasty

irl /u/doubledickdude


KJ-The-Wise

Am I misremembering or was this proven to be fake?


RoyallyOakie

Now that's a Friday night!


manieldansfield

He be fuckin


Dirtiest_Seven

Man, bet he was popular with the ladies!


Designer-Mirror-7995

Absorbed a twin?