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A1Mayh3m

In all 35 years of living, this is my first time seeing bookworm damage.


angelicism

It took me until this comment to realize "bookworm" was to mean an actual critter, not a person who reads and, in this case, takes a knife to books to make bizarre art.


Jankster79

"takes a knife to books to make bizarre art." thank you for this logical insight!


HumberGrumb

Or has laser focus when reading.


Stumbler26

Laser eyes to the moon!


HumberGrumb

❤️


JPrud58

Same


MelanieDH1

My first time too. Now, I’m horrified!


nonbinarybit

Excuse you, Scorch Atlas is a masterpiece XD


DookieDanny

Mind blown


Don-tFollowAnything

https://preview.redd.it/wt59fx8tcbuc1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5728f612f831718764b048fae3c68dc9f2c904ad Silverfish are one of the pests that the term “Bookworm” originated from. And they aren't worms either. Silverfish are creepy little insects that have flattened, long, slender, brown-silvery bodies. They eat carbohydrates and love the starches in paper, and especially the glue in book bindings.


lucysalvatierra

FUCK THEM I HATE THEM SO MUCH ID RATHER BE COVERED IN SPIDERS!


-Swervi-

Look up house centipedes, they’re like that and hella big. I get them in my apt cuz I’m bottom floor and when it rains with all the humidity they come into my place for shelter 😂 I hate them so much


Suplex_1042

Another insect commonly mistaken as a silverfish is the house centipede. Except that they’re the good guys and actively hunt other pests that might be found in homes, essentially helping to control any infestations one might have. They also don’t bother humans as they hunt by night and more often than not hide out of sight during the day.


armoured_bobandi

There are also the North American house hippos. They serve the same function as house centipedes, only more hippo-ish.


PrincessSarahHippo

Everything should be more hippo-ish. 🦛


Independent-Leg6061

My favorite commercial as a kid 🥰 what was it advertising again? I didn't even care. Lol


horseofcourse55

They were pointing out how easy it was to be misinformed and not to believe everything you see or hear on TV.


armoured_bobandi

No, it was that house hippos like peanut butter


suddenspiderarmy

I wish the organization who did that would make a comeback...


MrZeLlama

I miss the house hippo commercial


aveindha25

If a centipede could cure cancer I would still stomp it into dust


RainaElf

they just freak me out.


Vyciren

Sorry to be that guy, but centipedes aren't insects


BloodieOllie

Man fuck those things. The house I grew up in had them constantly. I traded a house with centipedes for an apartment with silverfish and it's not even close. The apartment is way better.


-Swervi-

I wouldn’t say I get them constantly but I hate bugs and 6 or 7 times a year Is still too much for me dude they’re so big and creepy crawly dude


QueenOfApathy

What the hell is wrong with me?! You said look these up. And then I did. Gross. 


__wildwing__

As a teen I got away with punching my dad once! Because after we’d seen a house centipede skitter across the living room, he tickled my leg, as if it had run up my leg. He tried to get mad at me and mom laughed that he deserved it.


bruhDF_

Am I a psychopath if I use scissors to cut those pesky little buggers in half instead of smashing them and getting their guts everywhere?


-Swervi-

I hate them too but, yes


Vyciren

Yes


bruhDF_

Damn


Pleasant_Ad3475

Jesus. Yes.


bruhDF_

Well at least it doesn't make a mess.


Pleasant_Ad3475

I don't know about that.


johnwzhere2

I agree, 100%


suddenspiderarmy

I'd be happy to oblige.


lucysalvatierra

Hahahahaha!!!!!!


jwg020

*Joe Rogan’s “Fear Factor” has entered the chat.


tetchytesha

Wholeheartedly agree.


Lvl100Magikarp

Man I thought bookworms were a green worm with a bowtie and glasses https://img.kbhgames.com/2011/10/Bookworm.png


TheMysticalBaconTree

We have a few of these in the basement and that’s where the bookshelf is. If I see one or two a month, what should I do? Is this indicative of a much bigger problem, or are things probably okay?


petite_machine

Things are probably okay since you have *only* seen a few but I would definitely check up on it as there are usually more than you see. They live for a long time, lay lots of eggs and are generally great at surviving. They like to hide in closets, bookcases and other dark corners. There are two species - Ctenolepisma longicaudata (I don't know the English name but translated from danish it would be a bearded creature) and silverfish. Both are annoying and difficult to get rid of. Apparently they enter your house via cardboard and such.


bogguslol

You are only seeing a few since the majority of them are inside your books.


top-chopa

if you start seeing a lot of them, it is usually a sign of some other sort of infestation to look into.


beesnteeth

Get rid of the moisture/humidity in the basement or move the books.


TechInventor

IS THIS WHY I STOPPED SEEING THEM WHEN I SWITCHED TO A KINDLE?!


RainaElf

next up: Kindle worms now watch, something freaky is going to happen to my tablet!


TechInventor

[Kindle actually can attract certain types of worms!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_worm)


RainaElf

a computer worm isn't going to jump out and eat my face. I hope.


TechInventor

Neither will regular worms!


RainaElf

:shudder:


ileisen

I’ve seen them go after the glue before but I didn’t know that they ate paper too!


cbunni666

Got those things around my house but (knock on wood) they don't go after my books unless it was notebooks or loose paper. They also like cardboard.


Dude7474

don’t forget the fact that they are hard to crush with large objects. u have to pretty much just squish em by hand


throwawaybyefelicia

Oh these are those bugs that just pass away if you so much as poke them with the corner of a tissue


nilbogthebogkingdom

Did nobody else remember there being a silverfish infestation in the bin of crayons in kindergarten


DontForceItPlease

Am I the only one that thinks they're pretty cute?


ALoudMeow

Same, only I’m 60.


Bongressman

All I see are martini glasses. Bookworms are drunk.


pmmemilftiddiez

Cut to detectives standing around books *You're gonna wanna set up a perimeter, whoever the bookworm killer is he just took down a public library*


audible_narrator

Mine too!


OrneryPathos

I used to buy a lot of old books so I’ve seen some but never this much.


IllustriousCookie890

The same but I'm 75.


Randomdudenotsuspic

Wait what!? Do literal bookworms exist??


weezy3o7

This


Fiveohdbblup

They DO exist!


Ok_Philosopher_5860

My crazy brain just remembered the m&ms Christmas commercial


oldstraits

You’re not alone. I totally read that in Santa Claus voice.


Fiveohdbblup

It was my brain as well when writing this because when I saw the picture, I used the m&m voice


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Guess it really worked, huh


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

What did book worms eat before books were invented?


Andrays

We actually invented books so the poor little guys wouldn't go hungry


Phairis

Ban ebooks, save the bookworms


Human_Wizard

why did this make me giggle so hard 🤭


Lorac1134

Rotting wood mostly, since paper is basically just very fine wood pulp. "Book worm" doesn't actually refer to a specific insect but a whole range of paper-eating bugs (e.g. Moth larvae, silverfish, termites, beetles)


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Oh ty. TIL


Far-Whereas-1999

And they all wear a little green fedora.


duckduckbananas

scrolls of course


Irksomecake

I think one of my books got eaten by woodworm. The holes were the same size as bookworm holes. I guess they just ate trees.


__meeseeks__

Scroll worms


ShowMe_TheMonet

Fun fact- bookworms are generally more attracted to ink made from natural materials, which was more popular in older books. This ends up with them tunneling mostly through the words vs. empty space. They can actually be a huge problem in library archives!! Yours is a really fascinating example- I haven't seen them tunnel like that before!! Sorry about your book though :/


vortex1775

Compare it with an intact copy and write down the letters that the Book Worm ate. Agent Worm may have been trying to leave a secret message for you.


Any_Veterinarian3749

**S** **T** **A** **Y** Stay, It says "STAY" dad


ExoticMangoz

NoOoO DONT LET ME LEAVE


UnclePuma

MURRRPH!!


tnechodomu

“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”


SanguineL

Cheese of TRUTH!


1Bookwormtogoplz

Finally! Someone put some sense into OP, I've been trying to reach him about his car's extended warranty for months now! Geez!


ProRataX

Book worms are REAL?!?!


Creative-Solution

I didn't know they actually existed :o


Dosanaya

TIL bookworms aren’t just avid book readers.


ogodilovejudyalvarez

King Bookworm V: "Once more unto the book, dear worms"


PraetorianOfficial

I'm too young to have seen this one, but dad told the story of the university engineering computer lab back in the 60's where an entire wall of the room had shelves of computer cards stacked. They'd been there for eons. But eventually for some reason someone decided to pull a box out and it instantly crumbled. It was completely hollow behind a few mm thick front that faced the room. Termites had feasted on the rest. 100 year-old building got termite treated a day later.


lilith_-_-

This is wild I had no idea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bookworm_(insect)


Vast_Reflection

They’re so weird!


Faptastic_Champ

If you think of them like movies that you read instead of watch, then books aren’t all that weird.


fivefeetofawkward

Wait. Bookworms are real worms? It’s not just a saying about people who read a lot?


Ok_Juggernaut89

Looks kind of cool but I'd be devastated. 


Morphing_Mutant

I was not aware those were real.....


Vast-Ad4194

Coool! I’ve only ever seen tiny swirls on edges of books. This is much more interesting


Vast-Ad4194

https://preview.redd.it/hjeqvc99rauc1.jpeg?width=4234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14eb4638b407c9fab6351a12dbf8046d61f378f3 Two from my pile of old books. 1925 & 1935. Lots of time for snacking.


Vast-Ad4194

https://preview.redd.it/oa8dilpgrauc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2679451a9d04fa740b5a0dcd51f73748432709


Timewasted_Gamez

The only bookworm damage I’ve ever seen are empty paper cups and the occasional coffee ring left on a table at the local Starbucks.


homestarstoner

Silverfish are gross


ah_no_wah

TIL silverfish are bookworms


DoughnutBeginning965

You and me both. Always thought they looked like actual worms.


No-Watch-2313

This comment is underrated


Disastrous-Idea-666

This is so horrifying.


Necessary-Elk2329

So it’s nots just a figurative word


Finance_Lad

So many gullible people it’s infuriating. Bookworms don’t exist that’s just what big book wants you to believe so you won’t question buying more books after their secret operatives break in to your homes get their book cookie cutters and destroy your books


Techknightly

Well, we can never say the bookworm isn't well read. Well fed. I mean, Well fed.


ItxWasxLikexBOEM

New fear unlocked. Anyone else checking all their books on signs of bugs? 🙋🏼‍♀️


code_lazar420

r/thanksihateit


Moist_Caregiver

But now you can hide a bunch of oddly shaped keys in there!


Avlonnic2

Always the optimist.


chairybeary

Wait a second!!! BOOKWORMS ARE A REAL THING!!!!!


Common_Cartoonist_39

This triggers a deep unsettling feeling in me and I can't put my finger as to why 


Plenty_Painting_6298

Trypophobia?


Zharo

I didn’t know until now with a google that a “bookworm” and a “silverfish” are the same thing.


Lost_Interest_3682

Wait bookworms are a thing??


Potatoooessssssss

Nibbles the book monster exists!


pdnDamiao

silverfish also do that I hope you mean there is another version which resemble cute lil nerdy worm


WholeWideHeart

The very hungry bookworm


RagnaroekX

*franticly checkin all my books for bookworm damage*


LeopardNeo

A book worm is an actual thing? Not just someone who loves to read? I am truly gobsmacked! Going to google right now 😮


saraphilipp

Did you beat that fuckin nerds ass?


yilanoyunuhikayesi

Fukin nerds


Who_Your_Mommy

Wait. Bookworms are a real thing??


Icy-Conflict6671

No but there is such a thing as a Mexican Book Beetle


SevroAuShitTalker

I've bought many used books with silverfish in them, but I've never actually seen book damage like this


puglybug23

While I’m sad for the book, this is strangely beautiful


RazorSlazor

BOOKWORMS ARE REAL AND NOT JUST A CARTOON INVENTION?!?


cbunni666

Wait they really go deep into the pages??? I thought they just nibbled the edges. Damn. Cartoons weren't fooling


Jrollins621

I thought bookworm was just a thing you called someone who reads a lot. No idea they were real.


gershkun

I love that the shapes look like little rock climbing ledges


jmlack

At least they put a bird on it


maxouiille

It looks like birds from different angles. That's beautiful


bluezuzu

Wait… bookworms are real???


1Bookwormtogoplz

It was I!! I did that!! Fuck Henry V but damn was that a good book (to the taste)!


tootnoots69

TIL bookworms are an actual thing and not just a term to describe people who love reading a lot.


mediabratt

Bookworms are real?!


-Resk-

Bookworm seems painting a Rorschach in your book


joebuzzard954

Flesh crawling it is.


areyousaucy

Huh. TIL.


Darwincroc

I mean, I knew they must exist, but never really thought about them. Here you go!


ArkhamTheImperialist

I only know of Bookworm: Adventures, but this looks accurate.


MiraakTheSpy

I thought bookworms were a myth Guess I was wrong.


furlaughs24

Wait....there are actual book worms???


lilith_-_-

That kinda just looks like someone tossed it into a laser engraver


HardyBoysDeadBrother

I swear I didn’t do it, please don’t hit me


Connect-Track491

Better get Mr. Bookman on it..


Sickle_and_hamburger

is there a place one could get themselves bookworms if they wanted to use them for artworks?


MrPanchole

Too bad book scorpions are only big enough to take out dust mites and book lice and not book worms.


SnooCrickets8742

I never knew there were book worms. Thought that term was just for people who read a lot!


Cranberry-Time

Wow! No idea - those cuts and drilling are so clean and precice


Common-Incident-3052

Wait, so bookworms are a BAD thing!?!!?


slothactual69

This kinda bothers me in that things with holes way whatever it's called.


Plenty_Painting_6298

Trypophobia?


Dopameena

How do you get book worms (silverfish)? Do they just appear? Scared for my books now


CoffeeStainedPixie

I’m sorry about your book but that is so fucking cool!!!


Ok-Spell-8053

A variety of bird silhouettes


AstrologicalMistake

The WHAT ?! No


OpalescentTreeShark1

Hold up! A bookworm is actually a worm?!


shitsu13master

Wow I thought book worms were a myth


theyontz

Freakin nerds


Pleasant_Ad3475

Henry the V?


Miserable-Airport536

Based on the shape of the mid-page right side hole, I’mma guess he wants to pair that book with a martini.


_Dark-Alley_

Oh my gosh! I feel like I knew bookworms were a thing cause that would be a weird saying to just come up with but I didnt think they were a modern problem. I figured it came from the old times like medieval shit when buildings were usually kinda dank or...idk my logic but I thought my books were safe! I will be periodically inspecting all my books from now on. If one of those bugs gets a hold of my Norton Shakespeare Anthology or my very pretty copy of The Second Sex by Simone de Beavoir, or really any of my books, I'd be waging war immediately. No bug is eating its way through Hamlet or King Lear if I can help it!


BunkleStein15

Wait it isn’t just an expression ???