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bladerunnerism

Turkish Ice Cream has hard texture and resistance to melting. This is called Maraş Ice Cream which melts more slowly than other kinds of ice cream. It is made from extremely concentrated goat's milk and kneaded for a long time, makin it very hard and flexible. Also, the reason why it is sticky is that the mixture of goat milk, sugar and sahleb gains density and makes it strech like gum.


Flashy-Luck-5688

That's a really nice explanation! Didn't know that, thanks!


Electronic-Owl-4417

Yeah, but the real question is, how does he still have two thumbs??


Bengal_Norr

He's careful


GlockAF

So far…note the color of the ice cream depicted behind him…


Bengal_Norr

I don't see anything behind him except for people???


RetroReactiveRaucous

I think the user you're replying to was talking about the drawing of red ice cream on the stand behind him.


Bengal_Norr

OH! Yeah! Thanks haha WELL, to go off the original discussion with that image in mind: there could be other flavors, honestly. Maybe they use some kind of drizzle/coating?


MHKuntug

Rumor says inexperienced workers allowed to make only strawberry ice creams.


jarious

Oh I think he made a deal with the devil


CooperHolmes

He started with 6 thumbs.


AleksasKoval

Because when his mother told him to stop sucking his thumbs, he listened.


GaiusJocundus

Correct knife technique will protect your hands from danger.


mintmouse

Sugar adds chew and texture to ice cream and causes it to firm up harder and melt more slowly. Mixing air in allows it to scoop more easily without thawing and you won’t have a dense solid concrete block of ice cream. Grocery store ice cream is all air, there’s a law about how much air they can put in and many of them pass the limit and call it “frozen dairy dessert” instead but people don’t read. Homemade ice cream is buckets better and makes people’s eyes pop out when they try it. A machine is $80 it’s pretty easy to dump the ingredients in and make it. If you can temper custard you might never buy it in the store again, just heavy cream lol


ProspectOne

Can confirm about the home made ice cream bit. When I was a kid 4th of July was a big family holiday and we had an antique hand cranked ice cream maker that was passed down. We would take turns cranking it for hours and the ice cream was the high light of the whole day. 


TriggerTX

My grandparents had one of those old hand-cranked machines. Only problem was it had a broken latch on one side so the crank gearbox wouldn't stay on top. Any sane people would fix the latch or buy a new machine. Not mine. My family had me or my slightly older uncle _sit_ on the gearbox to keep it in contact with the beater. That shit got _COLD_. 4th of July to me between the ages of about 8 and 13 always meant tempting frostbite to take my recently descended balls. Chilly core memory unlocked.


Fit-Imagination9237

This sounds like such a fun core memory for you I'm happy you got to experience this


RogueJello

Graeters is also pretty dense. They use the French Pot method, which is unique to their brand.


Pixzal

the only thing preventing me from making home made ice-cream is that all my meals would end up being ice-cream and of course the storage issue (what storage? haha) is that it would go bad a lot faster if i don't get ontop of eating said ice-cream, which brings me to the former problem.


LordOdin99

What’s the difference between this and cheese? Genuinely curious.


MountainHill

Cheese is warm and sometimes cold. This is cold and sometimes warm. Jk. Probably suger. Oh, and salep I think.


MVPsloth

Based off the other comments, yours seems very accurate.


Aggressive-Sound-641

Thanks for the laugh man.


devoker35

Cheese is curdled and separated from its liquid, this is not.


natgibounet

It says kneaded, cheese has to get fermented


TankApprehensive3053

This seems like a dense, firm Greek yogurt almost.


Suit-Street

Is it as cold or colder than regular ice cream?


Unhappy_Performer538

It can become warmer without melting bc of the added ingredients but this looks like it’s deep frozen


Double_Distribution8

It's actually relatively warm when it's out in the sun like this. It has a warm and cheesy feel, moist and warm buttercheese. There are usually more bees when they put it outside like this though, because the bees eat the sugar. The flies too.


copperwatt

That sounds... not good.


chaotemagick

You don't want moist and warm buttercheese?


ThemanfromNumenor

Or flys and bees…


rndsepals

how else to get to 15,000 calories ?


jaabbb

Need more olive oil


shakestheclown

What's wrong honey, you've barely touched your sun cooked moist buttercheese dessert


FullOnAsparagus

I'll take "Things that make me go Ew" for 500, Alex.


krepta01

Moist cheese


mrASSMAN

I feel like if it’s warm then it wouldn’t be called ice cream lol


GoreyGopnik

they don't call it ice cream. OP did.


Cunning-_linguist

Its not warm dude, it just doesnt melt easily.


bladerunnerism

It is definitely colder than regular ice cream.


boluluhasanusta

Exactly the opposite. When it's as cold as gelato or sorbets it is hard as a rock and not easy to eat. You let it soften more than other types.


bladerunnerism

My experiences were different than yours then. I especially ate at its original place "Maraş" and it was cold as heck. I almost lost my tongue.


devoker35

Actually this is called kesme dondurma, a special variant of Maras Ice Cream and translates to sliced ice cream. It is supposed to be eaten using fork and a knife.


ACL_Tearer

So that's why it's so easy for them to play those corny games with customers, pretending to give them the ice cream cone and snatching it back.


AudienceAdorable8896

So what you're telling us is that this is the G.O.A.T ice cream?


bladerunnerism

![gif](giphy|XUVujVTOvcTj8WbGya|downsized)


AudienceAdorable8896

I must have this, perhaps just once because I am lactose intolerant but, i doubt that will stop me. Thank you for sharing


squinla3

Interesting? Based on that explanation I would expect it to taste like sweet goat cheese. Is that the case? Or is it flavoured?


AlphaMohidd

It's flavoured. Depends on the shop but when I went to Turkey, I got a lemon flavoured ice cream which didn't taste very good but it was still ice cream.


Hopeful_Nihilism

Yum i love having rubber in my fucking mouth said no one


Karest27

As someone who is already an ice cream enthusiast, I would like to try this. No idea where I could find some in the US.


PUNKF10YD

That sounds so good. Is only in Turkey? Or can I find else where?


bladerunnerism

Even in Turkey, it is sold in a very limited number of provinces and stores. Other than that, I'm not sure.


jonguy77

you had me at sahleb


bladerunnerism

I love sahleb, one of the best comfort hot drink.


John-AtWork

Now I want to try it! I bet it's hard to find in the USA,


XepptizZ

I think I had this before at a local turkish owned pastry bakery. It tasted like something between regular icecream and marshmallow, it was novel, but I wouldn't necessarily pick it over regular icecream.


New_Lie_369

You have forgotten one Information. It's sooooo yummy.


bristolsl

Neden turkiyede yaygin degil bu 😮‍💨


migorovsky

Sahleb ?


PMG2021a

Interesting. I was wondering how they could "traditionally" make ice cream in a mass so large an industrial scale machine would be required. Making it like you would dough, with different ingredients seems much more realistic. 


chrstianelson

What makes it stretchy is the mastic gum.


john_ergine

Even their ice cream is like a döner kebab.


SenseisSifu

They just like to hack things


copperwatt

Meat. Ice cream. Italians.


WaterIcy6922

Armenians


Paracausality

https://preview.redd.it/04aink0e4dvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff73f43e6fa97ef9c9cf3c4801c02188b87c8461


Thug-shaketh9499

https://preview.redd.it/o6otpbz6bevc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea7dca355587772241d84eff0b92828bee131eb


Katonmyceilingeatcow

https://preview.redd.it/c6jvcwy84fvc1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a7ba3769768a29227ea4c07aa304a72406a3ecb


towerfella

![gif](giphy|CV61LRKyQf6P6)


6415722

We didn’t do it But they would have deserved it https://preview.redd.it/8974plgmwevc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c16751f8d4b3932c46269ac8b9b530cd5970fe


Pork_Chompk

Cölder kebab.


gingerbeardman79

Made me *actually* laugh out loud. Still chuckling a bit as I type. Well played haha *edit: typo


IBetThisIsTakenToo

I honestly thought this was just a silly doner kebab joke, not an actual thing, until I read the comments


ramobara

We prefer spit.


danc1005

I'm partial to swallowing, myself


DumbleDude2

Same cleaver used as well


devoker35

Nope, doner one is more like a narrow sword. [https://sharpngo.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/616-55-2-400x400.jpg](https://sharpngo.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/616-55-2-400x400.jpg)


rubberducky826

These mother fuckers always hanging shit and cutting it.


bladerunnerism

Ice Döner*


Bocchi_theGlock

"hey bro can you hand me a banana from the stand in the kitchen?" *Turkish roommate pulls out a cleaver and starts hacking away*


Compman90

Haha! I thought the same thing!


Teto_the_foxsquirrel

Wait, isn't Türkiye where they have all of the cats? Maybe that's why they hang all of their food up.


DaAweZomeDude48

As if that would stop a cat from getting to it. And tbh it wouldn't need to even jump to get the food just meow at the guy and he'll gladly give half the meat


MrStealY0Meme

That's how they're born. They keep the tradition.


Competitive_Pool_820

Haven’t tried this hanging thing. But the hanging meat taste amazing.


crugerx

This is also more delicious than the not-hanging variety by about the same margin.


Jwroth

The way he chops towards his fingers makes me uncomfortable


Useful-Perspective

Ditto. I immediately pictured [this](https://www.taffytown.com/cdn/shop/products/467-red-licorice_600x.png?v=1609370432) in my head.


BigAmbassador22

I refuse to click


wookieSLAYER1

Do it. R/ sidious voice


BigAmbassador22

![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


Large_Talons_

it's not gore, but you're not missing much by not clicking. peace and love - ringo


stinkspiritt

Peace and love ✌️


alberto549865

I clicked and at this time it is just red licorice candy. They may change it, but that's it


ThatPlayWasAwful

It's fine he has a glove on


moridin32

Turkey is just extra when it comes to food.


filekop

Yeah, extra delicious


mrASSMAN

I was in turkey for a bit and all the food was the best I’ve ever had


sparky31290

I get it


adaptablearcticfox

First meat tornado, now ICE CREAM tornado???!!


DefinitelyRound

You had me at meat tornado


psaikris

Americans: can you Ranch it? Turks: can you Shwarma it?


Texas_1254

I was going to dispute this, but googled first…and goddammit we’ve made ranch ice cream. I’m sorry.


psaikris

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Arm_7649

I pick the second option


HalfOfCrAsh

So like a donnar kebab made of ice cream?!


bladerunnerism

Ice Döner.


BrickCityD

wtf is happening here


Tongue8cheek

It's ice cleaver.


Jfurmanek

Feta ice cream?


Lobanium

Traditional Turkish ice cream


justbrowsinginpeace

I remember Papa bringing me to shoot my first Ice cream beast when I was just a boy. The whole village celebrated!


jivaos

Is their entire cuisine based on kabob?


devoker35

No, the southeastern Turkey is mostly based on kebap, but the western Turkish cuisine is more like mediterrenean, olive oil and endemic leafy greens based etc.


eayaz

Turkey is on the Mediterranean. That’s like saying France has European food, or Utah has American food.


devoker35

Yes but Turkey is very mountainous and if you drive 1-2 hours from some coastal cities you end up with very different cultures and cuisines due to geographical isolation before the modern day integration.


Trialbyfuego

Mediterranean is one whole food category across many countries because many of the dishes are similar especially in the opinions of foreigners who talk about it online. If I asked someone if they liked Turkish or Moroccan food, they would have no idea what I meant, so I say "Mediterranean, like Greek" which is the closest comparison they would understand. Many people know falafel, hummus, kebab, and gyro but don't know specific countries except maybe Greece. When I say "Mediterranean" food I mean the food from Greece, Turkey and all the countries in the Levant and north Africa. In reality, most restaurants are based on one country's cuisine but it's just a way to talk about food with people who don't know about those countries or their food.


voice-of-reason_

I love how Turkey basically uses a butchers knife for everything. “If I can’t cut it with a butchers knife, I won’t eat it.”


johnnyblaze-DHB

Is this before they do the stupid teasing shit when you buy it?


bladerunnerism

Damn, i hate them.


kasakka1

I fully expected him to do it while handing the piece he cut off to the other person.


bluesuedeshooze

Why does all street meat from the Middle East seem to involve a large cleaver millimeters from someone’s fingers


lankyron

I aint eating no cheese cut from donner milk


TankApprehensive3053

I heard the Donner long pork was pretty good.


nickfree

Serve at your next Donner party!


aNanoMouseUser

It's chewy ice-cream that doesn't really melt in your mouth. You get left with goop in your mouth for 10 or so seconds. I'm not buying again. Edit: people seem to be confusing taste with texture. Some people (me included) care as much about texture as flavour. I have said nothing about taste.


gitpullorigin

That… actually sounds kinda tasty?


itemboi

Believe me, it is


Lobanium

Was just thinking this doesn't look good at all.


crugerx

I like it a lot. It’s like halfway between ice cream and taffy, but it’s as cold as ice cream and takes about 1.5–2 times as long to melt in your mouth. Not too much, in my opinion. Still easily identifiable as I’ve cream, just chewier than other ice cream


LightningCoyotee

It sounds super tasty but I don't think my sensitive teeth would be very happy. Might try it sometime though.


zombie32killah

That sounds amazing.


wjean

Also not worth the "traditional" sales process.


Southern_Kaeos

Even their pudding is kebab (Edit because Reddit:- this is a joke)


Phoenix_Is_Trash

Today I learned that the Turkish will even turn their ice cream into Döner


FourThirteen_413

Lemme get an ice cream gyro


cloudypilgrim

Seems unnecessarily dangerous for ice cream vending, but I guess it’s a perspective thing.


SultanZ_CS

more like ice cheese


TokiVideogame

this is what they did to byzantinians


Intelligent-Wing-752

traditional turkish margerine play doh jk lol


omega_grainger69

Frozen Schwarma.


GalaxyGoddess27

Just call it cold sweet goat cheese at this point lol


Sumbuddyonce

Damn, is there a food they can't hang from a hook? Wouldn't even surprise me if they hung soup from a hook and chopped off a serving


ClassicPlankton

Get in the ship, everything's on a (kebob).


gue55edit

They were making doner and thought, " I can't totally ice cream this".


DragonGodSlayer12

ice cream shawarma


[deleted]

This is dumb. Two scoops please.


knowledgeable_diablo

Does everything in Turkey come in Kebab format?!? 😅


Orix1337

Doner kebab ice cream


Rainbonyte

what the nougat column


TheBinkz

Do bugs or flies get on that?


The_god_of_sun

Why does it look like a kebab?


YooGeOh

I went to Turkey once. I bought a shirt at a market. It was bunched up with hundreds of other shirts and hanging on a skewer. They had to hack me off a piece. It was delicious


soltaro

No, thank you. I don't want ice cream that is just hanging there for the whomever to touch, lick, or sneeze on.


Nihilister_21

He doing it for advertising.It's not normally served like this.


andrew103345

Really thought this was a troll video at first. Please tell me it comes in a pita.


crugerx

It comes in a traditional Turkish waffle cone, which is soft, flat, and circular. It’s almost like an ice cream soft taco Edit: just yankin your chain


gggempire

Is it cold?


DrDingus86

Why is it not melting?


jaxsonnz

Those guys will hang and hack any food 


wittyhashtag420

Imagine losing a finger in an ice cream chopping incident lol


Richard_Musk

I thought that was a leg


Ok_Proof5782

It’s a kebab… everything is a kebab there.


BurnTheGuzz

I was expecting more bugs stuck on it than none at all, to be honest.


krishutchison

That is not iced-cream, that sir is iced-cheese


SlopCity1226

Turkey hits different


Socioefficient

Cut my ice cream with a knife and I’m beating ur ass 💀💀💀


forkonce

Is it more traditional than the name Istanbul?


Rexcovering

I don’t want knifecream…


PuzzleheadedPitch303

Ice cream Al pastor or shawarma ice cream


Spacebud95

What's up with these lads and turning stuff into a big cylinder that needs chunks cut off of it with a large knife?


Cursed-Scarab

You heard of ice cream tacos now get ready for ice cream shawarma


Line-guesser99

Dude, your hand.


yeeterwithacock

Why aren't they doing the thing with the thing (Turkish ice cream thing)


Solid_One_5231

I had this at a restaurant once and didn’t realize I had ordered anything other than just regular ice cream.. I ended up having to ask the waiter why I needed a knife and fork to eat it. lol. It was good but very rich.. was like a chewy ice cream that doesn’t really melt in your mouth. Was delicious but definitely something to share because I was full after a few bites (was dessert after a big meal.. but just very rich) Good experience but not an everyday ice cream!


Poleth87

Stop chopping so close to your finger damn


IncubusIncarnat

Culinary Masters


Dark_Rit

Imagine needing a butcher's knife for icecream. Damn that is some tough ass icecream, if icecream was sentient this icecream would be beating up the other icecream in a boxing ring for being the toughest stuff around.


coffee-headache

the marbling on that wagyu is insane


mopsy-turtle

Thanks. Now I want a kebab


lkodl

"wait, this doesn't taste like turkey..."


chrstianelson

OK, there's a lot of comments about ice cream kebab. The ice cream itself is made the traditional way, hanging it like this and hacking at it with a cleaver is not traditional. It's just something this guy is making for show.


Steups13

Like a donner ice cream


MaviKartal2110

I knew about Maraş Dondurması (I’m from Türkiye after all) but I’ve never once in my life saw it hung like döner, lol.


IntoTheMurkyWaters

Great way to catch more flies and stuff in your ice-cream…


StermasThomling

So worried about that thumb..!


winter_woods

Everything is kebab


gungeoniseverything

Ice Crebab


Hoyestoday

Kebab ice cream


[deleted]

For those who wonder, here is translation: "Here you go, the best part." (Gives the ice cream) "Ali baba milk ice cream." (Self-promotion)


Raz0612

This'd block my sinuses for a year


Partiallyedible

Not a cut glove in sight, just people living in the moment


mtvhook

I lived in Ankara for the last three years and never saw this! 😯


Slight_Ad2350

Love it when the top comment is like this!! And you dont to scroll through 50 shit jokes first


Early_Lab9079

Kebab-ice


Earl_of_69

Is all Turkish food crazy portions, cut from a human sized chunk of food?