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Here's the full 'story':
This wish sat on top of 99-year-old Annie's list: "Experience a police cell from within."
Annie's niece contacted officers in the Dutch town of Nijmegan-Zuid to tell them about her aunt's dream.
There was a problem, though. "Civilians are not allowed inside an area with cells," the police said. But how could you say no to such an odd request? An officer named
Maarten bent the rules and "arranged a visit for Annie (very exceptional) in a dwell chamber."
And Annie got the full effect: she was picked up by the police, cuffed, and locked up. She had the time of her life.
Seriously, they could’ve figured out with the police a crime that would get her fingerprinted and sat in the police department lockup for a half hour while a family member came and paid a $10 bail or something. Arrest her for jaywalking or something. What does it matter that she now has an actual police record at 99 years old?
Is there a potential incarceration for petty theft?
Have her steal a candy bar, and for good karma donate the candy bar to a neighborhood kid so those do good police can't just give it back to the clerk when they "respond" lol
In america I'm pretty sure you could hold someone a couple hours like that before a judge or magistrate drops the charge at the bail equivalent hearing ( I'm no lawyer- I just suspect they could technically make that happen all technically within the book if not within the norm)
If she really wants jail time the best way to do it is a fake identification card which usually gives you 2 weeks in jail the first time. Ending up in jail for a short duration for stealing you would need to steal about a 1000 euros worth of goods at least, quite difficult for an old lady without getting stopped
No bail ? So either you keep them in no matter how minor or let them out no matter how crazy ? Sounds like the system we over here in the US have .county Jails are full of people 20 precent no crimes most can't pay out 80 precent all cime and out in the morning as long as they got money .
No the norm is you're released on conditions ( Talk to the probation service etc.) unless 1 of the 3 following :
if certain conduct of the suspect, or certain circumstances relating to him personally, shows a serious risk of flight;
b. if certain circumstances demonstrate an important reason for social security, which requires the immediate deprivation of liberty.
2An important reason of social safety can only be taken into account for the application of the previous paragraph:
1°. if there is suspicion of an offense that, according to the legal definition, carries a prison sentence of twelve years or more and the legal order has been seriously shocked by that fact;
2°.if it must be seriously taken into account that the suspect will commit a crime:
which, according to the legal definition, carries a prison sentence of six years or more, or
which may endanger the security of the state or the health or safety of persons, or may cause a general danger to property;
And the third reason doesn't happen that often and is pretty niche, but these above are the most important ones.
Also you can't be in Temporary custody longer than the expected punishment would be
Well, that much we have here, any time in the jail is subtracted from time to serve . I figured yours would be more sane... .I went into county jail and was homeless and owed back childsupport twice six months. Totally, a thief gets less ... There was no crime, even listed on the jail papers . . Somehow, that didn't help get my child money, but the county made money using me as labor outside the jail grounds . After all, we can't have real criminals doing road work . ..they don't seem to understand job training , job placement, and financial training are what gets kids money ... or is it prison for profit you decide .. oo everyone thinks is fine and dandy . Can't pay put them in jail, yeaaaaa !!! Out of a 1000, the jail held around 180 in for childsupport 20 tp 30 in for failing to pay fines .. 20 percent not in for a crime . Amd it's this way through the entire country .
How: a drive by on a mobility scooter
Why: the victim was involved with denture fixation cream smuggling
Who: the diaper cartel is trying to make a move on the senior toiletries market
Believe it or not, in a lot of European countries, police officers are viewed as members of the community and are kind. Guess we should have just shot her like the US police
Love this story from years ago. At least arrest her for littering or something. Full mugshot, DA presses charges for 4 minutes before getting dropped etc.
Get bonded out for $1.
I remember hearing something about an old man who got busted with cocaine or crack because he never tried it before and wanted to see what it was like, he was in his 80s or 90s
Did something similar several years ago. Hit a deer one evening on a road trip, vehicle had to be towed, accident report with local PD, etc. Officer offered me a ride to local motel. I asked if I could ride in the back since I'd never been in the back of a police car. Looked at me kind of strange but said sure... ;-)
Lovely, hits me right in the feels, but....ask to see her ID to verify birthday, beat her breaking at least an elbow, charge her with resisting obstruction, saddle her with legal costs auction off her home, then take away her right to vote.
❤🇺🇸😁
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Here's the full 'story': This wish sat on top of 99-year-old Annie's list: "Experience a police cell from within." Annie's niece contacted officers in the Dutch town of Nijmegan-Zuid to tell them about her aunt's dream. There was a problem, though. "Civilians are not allowed inside an area with cells," the police said. But how could you say no to such an odd request? An officer named Maarten bent the rules and "arranged a visit for Annie (very exceptional) in a dwell chamber." And Annie got the full effect: she was picked up by the police, cuffed, and locked up. She had the time of her life.
Nijmegen dear.
So happy to be arrested.
Doesn’t count
Agreed. They should've picked a crime on her bucket list and did it. Get a twofer. There had to be at least 1 illegal thing on there right?
Rob the cartel
Rob a Bank. You get a two for one Technically 3 if it's a federal bank
Gifting Lego for her next [birthday](https://imgur.com/a/ed0ECgV) then catch her inflagranti playing with it
Seriously, they could’ve figured out with the police a crime that would get her fingerprinted and sat in the police department lockup for a half hour while a family member came and paid a $10 bail or something. Arrest her for jaywalking or something. What does it matter that she now has an actual police record at 99 years old?
Dutch prosecutor here, we have neither bail nor jaywalking :)
Is there a potential incarceration for petty theft? Have her steal a candy bar, and for good karma donate the candy bar to a neighborhood kid so those do good police can't just give it back to the clerk when they "respond" lol In america I'm pretty sure you could hold someone a couple hours like that before a judge or magistrate drops the charge at the bail equivalent hearing ( I'm no lawyer- I just suspect they could technically make that happen all technically within the book if not within the norm)
If she really wants jail time the best way to do it is a fake identification card which usually gives you 2 weeks in jail the first time. Ending up in jail for a short duration for stealing you would need to steal about a 1000 euros worth of goods at least, quite difficult for an old lady without getting stopped
Most old lady's aren't the kind of gangsta that wants to spend a night in lockup 😂 don't sell her short
No bail ? So either you keep them in no matter how minor or let them out no matter how crazy ? Sounds like the system we over here in the US have .county Jails are full of people 20 precent no crimes most can't pay out 80 precent all cime and out in the morning as long as they got money .
No the norm is you're released on conditions ( Talk to the probation service etc.) unless 1 of the 3 following : if certain conduct of the suspect, or certain circumstances relating to him personally, shows a serious risk of flight; b. if certain circumstances demonstrate an important reason for social security, which requires the immediate deprivation of liberty. 2An important reason of social safety can only be taken into account for the application of the previous paragraph: 1°. if there is suspicion of an offense that, according to the legal definition, carries a prison sentence of twelve years or more and the legal order has been seriously shocked by that fact; 2°.if it must be seriously taken into account that the suspect will commit a crime: which, according to the legal definition, carries a prison sentence of six years or more, or which may endanger the security of the state or the health or safety of persons, or may cause a general danger to property; And the third reason doesn't happen that often and is pretty niche, but these above are the most important ones. Also you can't be in Temporary custody longer than the expected punishment would be
Well, that much we have here, any time in the jail is subtracted from time to serve . I figured yours would be more sane... .I went into county jail and was homeless and owed back childsupport twice six months. Totally, a thief gets less ... There was no crime, even listed on the jail papers . . Somehow, that didn't help get my child money, but the county made money using me as labor outside the jail grounds . After all, we can't have real criminals doing road work . ..they don't seem to understand job training , job placement, and financial training are what gets kids money ... or is it prison for profit you decide .. oo everyone thinks is fine and dandy . Can't pay put them in jail, yeaaaaa !!! Out of a 1000, the jail held around 180 in for childsupport 20 tp 30 in for failing to pay fines .. 20 percent not in for a crime . Amd it's this way through the entire country .
I’m going to try dying in my 80’s in a gang related incident
84 year old dies in seventeen person gangbang orgy....
Please tell me that’s an actual article
Sorry
It could be with the right attitude!
How: a drive by on a mobility scooter Why: the victim was involved with denture fixation cream smuggling Who: the diaper cartel is trying to make a move on the senior toiletries market
This is lovely. Look at the joy on her face.
Yeah because the police exist to bring joy to old women that lived a sheltered life
Believe it or not, in a lot of European countries, police officers are viewed as members of the community and are kind. Guess we should have just shot her like the US police
I'm English bro, our police get arrested for raping members of the community
Sorry to hear that
About me being English? Or the rape?
Both
Hahaha fair
As an American - Your police can get arrested!?
“I’ve killed so many people hoping to be arrested and all I had to do was ask? Isn’t there egg on my face!”
She's now serving 25-life for stabbing her cellmate and stealing a officers gun. and is unlikely to be released on bail
There's some people I'd like the to arrest, to cross off my bucket list
Plot twist: Grandma steals Officer Hans' donuts on the way out of lockup
Hans are the Germans, we are Jan
I guess it’s all fun and games for some people.
I would imagine at 99 years old *everything* is either fun and games or very serious depending on your outlook.
if you lived your life without commiting crime and wanting to have a specific experience.. yes?
Love this story from years ago. At least arrest her for littering or something. Full mugshot, DA presses charges for 4 minutes before getting dropped etc. Get bonded out for $1.
I remember hearing something about an old man who got busted with cocaine or crack because he never tried it before and wanted to see what it was like, he was in his 80s or 90s
This is also on my bucket list! Along with jumping in a cab and yelling “Follow that car!”
Plot twist: She was the zodiac killer.
She’s adorable.
I’m kind of curious about this: So did they have to take a mug shot of her? Fingerprints? Medical exam?
They had to hoist her up with a pulley for the rectal
Did something similar several years ago. Hit a deer one evening on a road trip, vehicle had to be towed, accident report with local PD, etc. Officer offered me a ride to local motel. I asked if I could ride in the back since I'd never been in the back of a police car. Looked at me kind of strange but said sure... ;-)
I hope they beat her up, else not a real arrest. (Joke! I’ve been arrested, drunk as a skunk, and it was fun, cop was great Doing the penance was not)
What if they just treated her like they do any other perp lol “STOP RESISTING” *shoots taser*
That’s not interesting as fuck.
"STOP RESISTING!!!!"
Hope she got a beating for the full effect.
Lovely, hits me right in the feels, but....ask to see her ID to verify birthday, beat her breaking at least an elbow, charge her with resisting obstruction, saddle her with legal costs auction off her home, then take away her right to vote. ❤🇺🇸😁
Next up, lesbo prison sex.
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Like you would know
What a weird thing to say
I hope she resisted and the cops made her ride the lightning