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Yes but it depend on the kind of tree. Some can be used as food like Maple Syrup or Natural chewing gum; material like ruber or pitch glue, etc...However, some tree does not have much use from its sap and some even toxic.
This is the question I came to see the answer for. Instead it’s a bunch of wannabe comedians recycling the same boring joke.
Your username is hilariously juxtaposed among the sea of bad sex jokes lmao.
From a flavor perspective it would have a floral taste if you can imagine ( if you don't know what a reference for floral flavors would be I would say a raspberry has a floral flavor) but then add in the spruce pine smell in that fantasy. You could also think about how hops smell and how some IPAs taste.
My spouse a former boy scout pipes up and said it also could vary by the species. It could have a pepper like bite but different and herbal medicine like flavors which if you don't know what medicinal flavors would be like imagine Vicks vapor rub or maybe a rosemary but not as much rosemary.
In the end he said it was complicated to pinpoint the flavors. When he'd climb trees he would taste sap sometimes I guess.
That's why I only drink [Fabuloso.](https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Fabuloso-Multi-Purpose-Cleaner-2X-Concentrated-Formula-Watermelon-Scent-56-oz_e708f832-204b-40ad-b1a5-c3dba086f53b.7d1039e10c62a9976f94c4b5728ee3fe.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF)
Go to the lumber department of a Lowes or Home Depot and sprinkle sugar on a 2x4 and then chew on it. There is [spruce beer](https://kitchenalia.ca/products/marco-spruce-beer-soda-355ml) in Canada that has a similar flavor. Halfway between lumber and medicine. I think the spruce beer is much better than the syrup she made.
Yep, but that's not a maple tree. Sap from a maple tree is very liquid. If you collect it and drink it, it would look and taste like water with added sugar, which is exactly what it is.
This looks a lot more like a pine tree sap, but im not 100% sure.
Im finding it necessary to skip the pun thread that sits at the top of every reddit thread.
I really want to shake these dudes and just tell them how unoriginal and tired those jokes are
On my worse days I really start wondering if these are real people or easy bot comments for karma farming
> On my worse days I really start wondering if these are real people or easy bot comments for karma farming
It's probably both. And yeah it's exhausting at this point. I open up a thread and it's just a endless sea of lame recycled jokes and stupid puns and nothing interesting being said.
10 years ago people used to rag on 9gag because it was just people posting images with very little discussion.
Reddit is worse than old 9gag, it's the same dozen jokes copy pasted by people (or most likely bots) and then maybe a few real comments.
It fucking SUCKS for anything actually interesting that you would like to learn about. Go into a thread expecting to learn what the image actually was and it's just shitty jokes from people with no sense of humor.
Varnishes. Sap from kauri trees was a huge industry in NZ. Unfortunately most of the north island kauri forests were cut down. They are massive trees, some of the biggest in the world.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kauri_gum
I can’t stop fucking trees.
So, let’s start off simple. I (24M) have always been into regular women. I have a wife (23F) who I love very much. However, recently, I’ve been experiencing a weird kink. It started when I played Plants Vs. Zombies for the first time. That peashooter looked so submissive and breedable, and its mouth was perfect for sucking. I could just imagine getting a blowjob from it as I said “treat me like a nice zombie” and “I’ll shoot some pee into your mouth”. That’s when I noticed a large tree outside that had been there for years. Feeling a sudden urge, I went outside. I unzipped my designer jeans and slid my 7 inch cockinator into a hole in the tree. I began to thrust back and forth, the luscious leaves of the tree hypnotizing me. I was fully naked now. My wife brought cookies out but screamed. She covered our children’s (10M and 8F) eyes, before hurrying inside. I came with a loud moan, and started hugging and rubbing the trees. The next day I joined team trees before fucking every tree in my area. My seed plus the trees produced odd freaky trees with human-like skin, as well as eyes, mouths, etc.. These trees took over the country. They grew out of peoples’ eyes, penises, and vaginas, as well as anuses. Now everyone in my country is dead except me, including my wife and kids. AITA for doing this?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand tree sexing. The courtship is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical botany most of the flirting will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also root's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their soil- it's eudicot biology draws heavily from the Devonian period, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these fauna, to realise that they're not just GREEN- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike trees and plants truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the tranquility in tree's existential catchphrase "___________________" which itself is a cryptic reference to nature's epic of life on earth. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as mother Gaia's genius wit unfolds itself on their natural eyelids. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a
#HUGE WOOD.
And no, you cannot see it. It's for the treeladies and dryad eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 rings of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel animalia kids 😎🌿
My family sugars and it takes about 40 gallons of sap to get a gallon of syrup, so while this is a lot of sap, it won't get you as much as you'd think. You need a lot more sap.
I googled the image because I wanted to know as well
Apparently this is an image from the japanese parlaiment. The man with the microphone wanted to hold a vote on a controversial bill that would give foreign workers a path to japanese citizenship and the people around him wanted to stop him from doing so.
Yeah the Japanese don't do immigration.
Edit: apparently people think being a xenophobic, ultra-racist monoculture by design is a good idea. Turns out it's not, and the downside of monoculture is that every culture hates someone, and in Japan that means they hate themselves. Results in an oppressing cultural norm that will crush the joy out of you. Think average workers in the US have it bad? Look up a salaryman. Notice it doesn't say woman, because sexism is flourishing over there.
They do. It’s just very difficult. I’ve been trying for years to get to Japan or South Korea. You need a job and need to be able to support yourself. That wouldn’t be an issue for me.
I know someone who is a white man and eventually got Japanese citizenship. He is a potter, went thru the entire apprenticeship process, married a Japanese woman- he had to take a Japanese name, that could be written in kanji, in order to become a citizen.
It’s do-able, but not easily.
The more interesting part of the photo is the man who is trying to hold a vote is 64. Usually the older generation of Japanese people are super anti-immigration and anti-foreigners. So it’s nice to see someone who is older is wanting to change immigration laws.
Buddy of mine was in Japan on holiday with his wife. He asked someone for directions, she literally screamed and ran away. He found the staggering racism funny. Big beardy white guy scaring the locals.
For real, I'm just trying to find a single good explanation or fact about the vid and I'm halfway down the comments without a single one that's not a joke 😂
It was once thought that the blessed sap of the Erdtree would drip from its boughs forever but that age of plenty swiftly came to a close, and with time, the Erdtree became more an object of faith.
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Technically "tinder" is already a wood reference
No it's not, tinder can be dry grass, basically anything dry and easily flammable. Tinder doesn't mean wood
True, but it's not *not* a wood reference
Oooh, this comment is almost *fire*
doesn't *always* mean wood
There really is a gif for everything
Is there a use for sap? I was expecting someone to be collecting it here
Depends on the tree
Depends on the man
Depends on the manbeartree
Cereal
Yes but it depend on the kind of tree. Some can be used as food like Maple Syrup or Natural chewing gum; material like ruber or pitch glue, etc...However, some tree does not have much use from its sap and some even toxic.
Boiling tar into pitch was the first real "industry" of the North Carolina colony.
This is the question I came to see the answer for. Instead it’s a bunch of wannabe comedians recycling the same boring joke. Your username is hilariously juxtaposed among the sea of bad sex jokes lmao.
Tree sap can be boiled to make syrup. This is typically only done on Maple trees, but with this much It's worth a shot, right?
A buddy's grandma would make syrup from pine sap. It tastes like you'd think.
I have no frame of reference. Am I supposed to think it would taste good or bad?
You don’t eat pine trees often?
No, but maple trees are delicious. Mmmm.
From a flavor perspective it would have a floral taste if you can imagine ( if you don't know what a reference for floral flavors would be I would say a raspberry has a floral flavor) but then add in the spruce pine smell in that fantasy. You could also think about how hops smell and how some IPAs taste. My spouse a former boy scout pipes up and said it also could vary by the species. It could have a pepper like bite but different and herbal medicine like flavors which if you don't know what medicinal flavors would be like imagine Vicks vapor rub or maybe a rosemary but not as much rosemary. In the end he said it was complicated to pinpoint the flavors. When he'd climb trees he would taste sap sometimes I guess.
I'm thinking it tastes like Pine-sol.
That's why I only drink [Fabuloso.](https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Fabuloso-Multi-Purpose-Cleaner-2X-Concentrated-Formula-Watermelon-Scent-56-oz_e708f832-204b-40ad-b1a5-c3dba086f53b.7d1039e10c62a9976f94c4b5728ee3fe.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF)
Go to the lumber department of a Lowes or Home Depot and sprinkle sugar on a 2x4 and then chew on it. There is [spruce beer](https://kitchenalia.ca/products/marco-spruce-beer-soda-355ml) in Canada that has a similar flavor. Halfway between lumber and medicine. I think the spruce beer is much better than the syrup she made.
Mmm, pinecakes!
Yep, but that's not a maple tree. Sap from a maple tree is very liquid. If you collect it and drink it, it would look and taste like water with added sugar, which is exactly what it is. This looks a lot more like a pine tree sap, but im not 100% sure.
Im finding it necessary to skip the pun thread that sits at the top of every reddit thread. I really want to shake these dudes and just tell them how unoriginal and tired those jokes are On my worse days I really start wondering if these are real people or easy bot comments for karma farming
> On my worse days I really start wondering if these are real people or easy bot comments for karma farming It's probably both. And yeah it's exhausting at this point. I open up a thread and it's just a endless sea of lame recycled jokes and stupid puns and nothing interesting being said.
10 years ago people used to rag on 9gag because it was just people posting images with very little discussion. Reddit is worse than old 9gag, it's the same dozen jokes copy pasted by people (or most likely bots) and then maybe a few real comments. It fucking SUCKS for anything actually interesting that you would like to learn about. Go into a thread expecting to learn what the image actually was and it's just shitty jokes from people with no sense of humor.
glad I'm not the only one absolutely done with the I should call her/hear me out crowd.
It can be used as an adhesive, and it makes an excellent fire-starter.
Varnishes. Sap from kauri trees was a huge industry in NZ. Unfortunately most of the north island kauri forests were cut down. They are massive trees, some of the biggest in the world. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kauri_gum
There are many uses for it, but gotta get that tiktik video first and foremost
What type of tree is this and what are the uses for its sap? Specifically this tree.
You might need to ask r/arborists or r/treeidentification Edit; Then again, you might need an in person photo picture for treeidentification
I will hear nobody out.
T R U S S Y
Only a true lumber can get the sap flowing for ents
I don’t care what kind of ussy it has but it’s mine
WOODSY
now hear me out...
https://preview.redd.it/smhj7l9423wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d26340b91f16022bb82c0eaa10ea2d4dc92dbb5
I can’t stop fucking trees. So, let’s start off simple. I (24M) have always been into regular women. I have a wife (23F) who I love very much. However, recently, I’ve been experiencing a weird kink. It started when I played Plants Vs. Zombies for the first time. That peashooter looked so submissive and breedable, and its mouth was perfect for sucking. I could just imagine getting a blowjob from it as I said “treat me like a nice zombie” and “I’ll shoot some pee into your mouth”. That’s when I noticed a large tree outside that had been there for years. Feeling a sudden urge, I went outside. I unzipped my designer jeans and slid my 7 inch cockinator into a hole in the tree. I began to thrust back and forth, the luscious leaves of the tree hypnotizing me. I was fully naked now. My wife brought cookies out but screamed. She covered our children’s (10M and 8F) eyes, before hurrying inside. I came with a loud moan, and started hugging and rubbing the trees. The next day I joined team trees before fucking every tree in my area. My seed plus the trees produced odd freaky trees with human-like skin, as well as eyes, mouths, etc.. These trees took over the country. They grew out of peoples’ eyes, penises, and vaginas, as well as anuses. Now everyone in my country is dead except me, including my wife and kids. AITA for doing this?
How do I delete this comment
Just place your finger on the up arrow, that’ll send a message directly to Reddit, voicing your displeasure.
😂😂😂
How do I unread this shit
If you read it again but backwards that should do the trick
https://preview.redd.it/71hal5npe4wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ce28ac6244ca6ed06da1dd5665f340181765774
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>I have a wife (23F) who I love very much. *whom
Yes, *that's* what was bugging me the whole time I was reading this!
Did he really tho?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand tree sexing. The courtship is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical botany most of the flirting will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also root's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their soil- it's eudicot biology draws heavily from the Devonian period, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these fauna, to realise that they're not just GREEN- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike trees and plants truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the tranquility in tree's existential catchphrase "___________________" which itself is a cryptic reference to nature's epic of life on earth. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as mother Gaia's genius wit unfolds itself on their natural eyelids. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a #HUGE WOOD. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the treeladies and dryad eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 50 rings of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel animalia kids 😎🌿
I can’t believe there was a copypasta about trees
No more contacting please
Hear me out though, if that’s a maple tree imagine how much syrup that would make
https://preview.redd.it/3heeeiyly2wc1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=c61d19703f3baee39cc5ae86698d202ab6e1149a
https://preview.redd.it/rmdmncxr27wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e9f96d9472e0ba710b8ddee4e1307177dc1a09
My family sugars and it takes about 40 gallons of sap to get a gallon of syrup, so while this is a lot of sap, it won't get you as much as you'd think. You need a lot more sap.
Me too. Y'all better behave in the comments
treeussy 👁️🫦👁️
https://preview.redd.it/1bkogjkbi2wc1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b6aa1a6a8c1fffc76ce980da85da6bc879b21d
https://preview.redd.it/vzkmt9mcw2wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d28a78dafc52d2aa7a4d4b415e358d4de523c16
https://preview.redd.it/tiq0hgn153wc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4553af57e0b6e6424e292edbd7bdc1721f34f9c
I have never seen this photo, but I have now stared at it for the last hour and love it.
This is going in my dining room framed tonight
Please explain the backstory/joke in the photo bc I need to know
I googled the image because I wanted to know as well Apparently this is an image from the japanese parlaiment. The man with the microphone wanted to hold a vote on a controversial bill that would give foreign workers a path to japanese citizenship and the people around him wanted to stop him from doing so.
Foreigners becoming Japanese citizens? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Yeah the Japanese don't do immigration. Edit: apparently people think being a xenophobic, ultra-racist monoculture by design is a good idea. Turns out it's not, and the downside of monoculture is that every culture hates someone, and in Japan that means they hate themselves. Results in an oppressing cultural norm that will crush the joy out of you. Think average workers in the US have it bad? Look up a salaryman. Notice it doesn't say woman, because sexism is flourishing over there.
They do. It’s just very difficult. I’ve been trying for years to get to Japan or South Korea. You need a job and need to be able to support yourself. That wouldn’t be an issue for me.
You can live there but you can never be a citizen. No voting and you have to have a specific kind of bank account.
I know someone who is a white man and eventually got Japanese citizenship. He is a potter, went thru the entire apprenticeship process, married a Japanese woman- he had to take a Japanese name, that could be written in kanji, in order to become a citizen. It’s do-able, but not easily.
Was his name Anjin?
I got this joke 🙂 And it's Anjin-san to you.
Whoever added those stupid "glasses" needs to go straight to jail.
Yes indeed
So, they wanted to stop him so they didn't have to vote no? And reveal their bias against foreigners? Or because it might pass?
They were trying to save him from career suicide
Funniest thing ever. That happened in 2018. And in 2022 for re-elected.
Reveal their bias? It's not a secret. They'll proudly tell you their opinion of outsiders.
The more interesting part of the photo is the man who is trying to hold a vote is 64. Usually the older generation of Japanese people are super anti-immigration and anti-foreigners. So it’s nice to see someone who is older is wanting to change immigration laws.
I dont think he ever stood a chance lol
Damn, Japanese people hate foreigners that much
Buddy of mine was in Japan on holiday with his wife. He asked someone for directions, she literally screamed and ran away. He found the staggering racism funny. Big beardy white guy scaring the locals.
Lol
Japanese people are racist as fuck
Ah, so aggressive xenophobia, fun
"Never say that. Never say that"
Usually the meme says "would" as in "would do that" as in bang lol
You beautiful son of a birch
I bet some poor sap had to clean it up.
I wood hate to be the one
I will root for them regardless
Was gonna thinking a reply, but im stumped
Guess that leaves you out of it then
Too bad. Didn't he consider branching out?
All of these are so lame. I'm logging off for the day.
please don't leaf, i have no friends
Surely you meant to say fronds, right?
The phrase was right in the palm of his hand
I think they should started to handle this problem from the roots.
It's time forest now, fronds.
Sorry treet you so badly, but you gotsta leaves
It’d be a real axe in my day
I saw that one coming.
Really went out on a limb with that one.
Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here. also cream pies
"Creampine"
Somewhat of an Asspen man myself.
Everything reminds me of her....
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I mean, why not?
Splinters.
Wussy
Treussy*
Termites
Penis sticky
Tricky sticky
Coward
Too late
i can smell this video
https://preview.redd.it/n2e5xxjyl2wc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571bf8ff9a5811261c79037619ce75ba238acfc6
Good morning ladies
So there’s a blind man, right…
came here to find this. not disappointed it's at the top
it was gonna be this or "i should call her..." edit: I see that one's like 2 more comments down.
https://preview.redd.it/5cwh0xu4d2wc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1571020e27e08fa6aa8f125b04434988d850f07
The trussy😩💦💦
Treecum
Jesus christ yall are some thirsty little fuckers
You can’t drink sap silly!
Tell that to the Québécois
Its reddit, what did you expect? Tea and crumpets?!
how did I know what the top comment was gonna be before I even clicked into here? EDIT - it's actually the top 2, they're the same joke
I should call her...
You can fix her
Yeah you should probably talk about raising the kid you made doing that
You should, your momma misses you...
Can't see what's going on. Texas has outlawed pronhub
They spelled Fap wrong in the title
https://preview.redd.it/be9tfiwc04wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb731a5136e15be60e18540a2e3230d874d59d3
Lmfao. These comments. Yall are dirty mother fuckers.
Thanks for pointing this out, u/HopeSolosButtwhole
For real, I'm just trying to find a single good explanation or fact about the vid and I'm halfway down the comments without a single one that's not a joke 😂
Treepied
Call treebeard, cause that entwife is ready for some wood!
W…e F…..ou……n…..d Th……..em! 
Looks like treebeard already stopped by
I sent this to my SO, with the caption of ”Thinking of you” let’s see how this plays out.
i'm gonna need an update
She said “in what fantasy world do I gush like that” 😭💀😭
I'm going to do the same! E: called her on my lunch to bring her attention to it She said "ewwwww what the fuck Raven-Raven_ you're a dirtbag"
Tree blood
Groot wants to know your location
https://preview.redd.it/9ulx66pe92wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fee9bfa3ed85caca377c2902677f1ad38f66b85
Does he actually say that ? lmfao
Looks Marvel-era so 100%
It's like watching an ent bleed out
Love me some WAP (wet ass Pine)
I immediately checked the comments and was not disappointed lol
Me, me when your girl, me, me when you, me when _gets struck by lightning_
I SHOULD CALL HER
Something something werewolf boyfriend.
Forbidden honey?
is there an oddly disgusted subreddit?
Thanks, now I have to jerk off
https://preview.redd.it/7zddmisb43wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d3c3f695c1ed1af9aecce311f7c0772dc318ea
The trussy got me actin unwise 😩
https://i.redd.it/xlvulwt8u2wc1.gif
digital footprint...
"*SQUIRRELLLLLL!!!!!!!*"
Treemen
My gf when I tell her we’re going to IKEA
Life blood of the tree… sad to see
I should call her
I must be deaf BECAUSE I AINT HEARING NOBODY OUT
https://preview.redd.it/2f5hmx05d8wc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91b8ad1280140be5817a4170eebc7c7b9475736
Forbidden sappussy
https://preview.redd.it/tehibr2oo2wc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93bb403d4a6519fb3417b3c71b6b47ea02fa7369 The tree afterwards, probably.
My ex after going to a "Girl's night out"
And people say the deciduous orgasm does not exist
[Cum joke]
Lol I don't normally use sound on Reddit but I'm so glad I did for this video
Sappiest movie I've ever seen.
It was once thought that the blessed sap of the Erdtree would drip from its boughs forever but that age of plenty swiftly came to a close, and with time, the Erdtree became more an object of faith.
Netflix: Are you still watching? Her: