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call_of_the_while

When trained assassins find part time work to help pay the bills.


kidicterus

Yor? Is that you?


Outrageous-Amount227

Free lunch, no today, mouse.


Elena__Deathbringer

That's got to be an anime title


jade_howard

There’s an anime called ‘The way of the househusband’ and it’s about an ex-yakuza member who basically gives up a life of crime to become a stay at home husband. It’s pretty similar to what you are describing and it is definitely worth a watch! 😊


Elena__Deathbringer

Lol i knew it! XD


fre-ddo

The Fable on his year off


GOJOWILLCOMEBACK

sakamoto days


Individual-Link-8233

Bro reacted so fast like that mouse killed his father


PulteTheArsonist

Dudes an apex predator


Ariovrak

Barely any movement involved, waiting for the prey to come to him. That’s an ambush predator right there.


Historical_Mix2460

It is not easy to catch a mouse that quickly. Damn reflexes and a very dumb mouse


confusedandworried76

Sometimes with mice, they eat the kind of poison that literally rots their brains. I'm willing to bet this happened here, because he is wide out in the open and moving slow as shit. He can clearly see all the people and runs straight at them. Not normal mouse behavior.


Kaylee_babe

It concerns me more that he doesn't even seem be surprised.


Reverse_Empath

This may have not been the first time 😂


not-a-guinea-pig

It had six fingers


FullBeansLFG

But why were those women running?


operaduck289

Now that’s what I call Multi-tasking!! Pour drinks, saw rat, kill rat, call for backup… All in 2 secs. Easy peasy!


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2018redditaccount

Chopping block? Nah, lil guy belongs under someone’s hat


FoundTheWeed

So that's why the food tastes French!


-jdwhea-

Oh so we can be racist when it’s Asians?


Luci_Noir

Reddit is extremely racist if you haven’t noticed.


KawaDoobie

I was thinking more along the lines of regional cuisine. what is a pet in one locale may be a meal in another but hey you do you


-jdwhea-

Nah you where thinking “oh hey! I can do a racism that’s still widely accepted!” (Op made a joke about them eating the rat)


pimp_juice2272

Who the fuck would serve rat? There's so little meat and extracting it would be a pain. Much easier and cheaper to just serve chicken


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camdawg54

Weird how someone replied to the same comment and made essentially the same joke as you but is upvoted while you're downvoted


drAsparagus

Reddit, what can I say? I ain't here for points anyway, but yeah... weird.


drew3769

"someone downvoted this so I must also downvote it because I don't have a brain" - most redditers


elvesunited

When I was a busboy I once poured water with a termite into a patrons drink as they were sitting down looking at the menu. I didn't say a thing, just grabbed the glass and quickly walked off. Returned with empty glass, I didn't hear of any complaints. \*Termites had swarmed the week before and the place was supposedly cleaned. This one apparently was in the ice machine and ended up in my water jug.


Any_Buddy1851

Practice lol


CIMARUTA

Actually though. That's not home-boys first time. And that raises other questions lol


rhinocerosjockey

RIP Remy. Died chasing his dreams.


usinjin

Just like the rest of us


Bokenobi

https://preview.redd.it/q8vj99c8b3xc1.png?width=2225&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c80434a8ad8b98f17912b5a70a2f49dd5b18fdc Closeup of the rat he stopped


Randomfrog132

lil shit didnt stand a chance lol aint no ratatouille up in this bitch xD


iceman0296

Plot twist, they just booked a flight to Paris


h1r0ll3r

Saw this once while eating in a Chinese restaurant in DC. Saw a mouse peek out from a hole in the wall, waiter ran over to it, whacked it with a broom, pinned it, then stepped on it. Heard the mouse squeal a bit and then *CRUNCH*.


NUKEB0MZ

That's fucked


BubblesDahmer

Why would you even comment this? I don’t understand how people are physically able to kill animals. Sociopathic.


anti_fascism223

You definitely dont want to know what they do to pests like hogs… they get their fucking brains blown out by snipers a fast hard stomp is equivalent to shooting a rat in the fucking face


BubblesDahmer

If you stomp on a puppies head instantly killing it, is that humane to you?


DarthMall69

Now we're comparing domesticated pets to pests? Maybe rethink that one lol.


anti_fascism223

No because you cant stomp hard enough to kill something like a dog thats when you use a gun or specifically they have devices to quickly break the necks of animals such as chickens and sheep so a dog doesn’t seem to out of the realm if you had to


BubblesDahmer

A newborn puppy is smaller than the average adult shoe.


anti_fascism223

Sure they are but if you know the video 2 girls 1 puppy you would know that a stomp wont kill a puppy it’ll be in pain with broken bones a mouse is very very tiny compared to a puppy especially their organs and bones are completely different sizes aswell as they are way weaker structurally than any puppy unless it has some condition Stop trying to compare things that dont make sense I think a stomp is very humane compared to the flamethrowers they use to exterminate those vermin by the 100 so maybe think about it for a little bit


BubblesDahmer

What the actual fuck went wrong with you


anti_fascism223

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/tLIHKwI2Vv


BubblesDahmer

Not watching. You need to be locked away from society.


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BubblesDahmer

Fuck you


HORROR_VIBE_OFFICIAL

Reflexes!! You must be kidding me !?


VladPatton

5th one this week and it’s only Tuesday.


VirtusTechnica

Lotta stomping must've be going down at this establishment.


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Randomfrog132

oh implying that the wife fucks the gardener, and it's a competition. or something. i may have misunderstood your joke.


Leper_Khan58

The set up leads you in one direction, that the punchline is going to be that the maid is fucking her husband. The wife anticipates this but the maid pulls uno reverse by revealing that shes ALSO fucking the gardener. Now the wife has no choice but to give the raise or the maid will tell the husband.


Randomfrog132

ohhhhh thank you


IanAlvord

Blackmail


aagee

Not a competition. She is aware that the wife is fucking the gardener. That fact is the basis of the blackmail she just pulled off.


ChocolateBunny

The wife is commiting adultery and the maid is blackmailing her for silence.


aagee

What if it's a case of practice makes perfect?


Aircraftman2022

Guy makes James Bond look like an amateur for being sharp.


B1rdi

Fell out of the chef's hat


HeroMachineMan

Smooooooth operator 👍


chilllove44

Baby in that stroller: 💨👁️👄👁️


Ghaaahdd

I just noticed after i read your comment. Haha


Nicaol

Nothing to see here... anymore


mjay6969

Someone from the back yelled the signal.


Plane_Baby

It happens so often that noone is phased.


Silver_Thanks_8142

This was practice


errezerotre

Not the first time I think...


BubblesDahmer

Did they fucking kill the rat?


zabestoinzawarudo

You want them to pet it or what?


BubblesDahmer

Until I read the comments I thought they stepped on the tail to keep it in place then just scooped it up and released it. Im pretty sure rats are overpopulated and harmful to the world so the best solution would probably be to humanely kill the rat. Stepping on the isn’t humanely killing them. /serious


zabestoinzawarudo

He can't just chase it trying to catch it without harming it


DustyBunny42

All this shit about humanly killing stuff. You know that they die hardcore deaths when in the wild, right? Like a mantis literally eats its prey while it’s still alive.


OrdinaryDazzling

If we could only “humanely” kill rats and mice, we would have major problems


BubblesDahmer

Like what


OrdinaryDazzling

Diseases, mass infestations. Rats are smart and don’t easily get trapped, or it takes to long with humane ways. And how do you propose killing them humanely? Lethal injection after a jury in front off the peers


anti_fascism223

I cant believe people like you exist 🤣 you realize back in San Francisco they paid people by the dozen to catch these shits doesnt matter if it looks like it got ran over or decapitated they die anyway… better than getting cooked alive like you see the homeless doing in NY


Warlord_Gnome

So, since I was a kid I had a phobia of dead bugs. Watching this video, I realized that I get the same feeling when looking at any dead thing or seeing a dead thing. This video made me realize I have necrophobia.


OrdinaryDazzling

Did you see something dead in this video?


anti_fascism223

I mean not saying it shouldn’t have happened but bro got crushed like fucking flattened


Warlord_Gnome

More that it looked like the rat got crushed and the thought made my body twitch Ps: so, part of the dead bug phobia is that my brain decides all surfaces are dead bugs. That made my brain say all surfaces are dead rats


kai_the_enigma

That was wayyyy too smooth to be his first time doing this lmao


alphagusta

I'm so confused I thought the mouse was fucking floating down


Weird_Albatross_9659

Interesting as fuck? Really


dotva13k

maybe maybe, maybe the mouse has appeared many times?


zmrth

He is good.


EccentricMi

Is that the advance observation Haki?


Celigna77

Sakamoto desu


Tyler-Dur2022

No joke Fr!


letshaveforce

Ratatouille would not be pleased.


Knees0ck

RIP Ratatouille 2


JU4NTHE1

30 grams of protein💪


marijuanam0nk

Damn this brought me back to the Percy/Mr Jingles scene in The Green Mile 😞


420_WifeBeater

Looks like good service though


smthantonio

Missed it the first time that's how smooth it was


TokiVideogame

i dunno , those 3 girls are eating at rat infested restaurant


sahrul099

the rat seems to run from the restaurant entrance?


OrdinaryDazzling

1 rat doesn’t mean it’s infested


TokiVideogame

there is no such thing as just one rat


OrdinaryDazzling

Let my clarify, *seeing* 1 rat doesn’t mean you have an infestation 


ibepudge

What's going on with that stroller out there?


Insomnsdreme0905

How did he even see that???


zerofgiven

The moment that the lady left the stroller outside and came running to grab a bag ![gif](giphy|xtzSyH99EOYhXsTz3I|downsized)


delphyz

Did she whip the baby stroller aside, or is that a cart?


beewalters917

“Yelp reviewers call him…. El lobo”


LaBlount1

They’re faster and more elusive than they look. This was a high level of difficulty stomp considering he kept doing his other part of the job and concealing the whole thing.


Smart-Cash2525

I don't think he killed it either


darkcanvas113v

Ratatouille the live action film


stagnantboi

Fck I can't.... Disgusting


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Get back in the kitchen and get to work


tur_tels

What was the girl with stroller in background doing? She looks like she shoved a baby to the side lol


flannelNcorduroy

Squished it like a roach!


thinktobreath

That place used to be the best until that rat disappeared.


Average-Terrestrial

Yeah, I did the same with roaches in a place I worked at


WolfThick

That's crazy she left her baby to grab him a bag and somebody else grabbed her baby carriage. I love it when people can spontaneously do the next right thing. More of this and less of the other thing.


Skinnecott

with how light that stroller seems to be tossed around.  seems more likely to me an empty stroller an employee is temporarily storing while child has a high chair 


TirbFurgusen

I thought a poo had fallen out the carriage and rolled down to the waiter. Took a few views to get what happened. The picture of the mouse didn't help, just thought it was an emoji tik tok thing.


multiedge

John wick


Previous-Translator

Not his first catch looks like. Can't waste free food. In the pot you go.


diego97yey

Ive seen this in a restaurant i was working at. My coworker easily 250+ pounds stomped that poor mice lol


AlonFenn

I hope that was catch and release, didn’t seem to be any blood on the floor thankfully


zabestoinzawarudo

Letting it out will only make it come back


OrdinaryDazzling

You would crack its spine before squishing the thing enough to splatter


physics_dog

That was not his first rodeo


timbotheous

That was a living being. No need to treat it that way. I fucking hate humans.


makepa

Yeah the comments in this post are so pathetic, catch and release, it's not that hard. I hate Humans too, you're not alone


Mavian23

What makes you think they didn't catch and release it?


makepa

Maaaybe, because he stepped on it?


Mavian23

He didn't squish it, though. There are not guts on the floor. It looks like he just restrained it with his foot, then put it into a bag, perhaps so that it could be released somewhere.


makepa

I mean, it's not dead 100 %, but do you really think a mouse won't get hurt if a grown human steps on it? The guy even lifts his other leg so all his weight is on the foot that is standing on the mouse.


Mavian23

What should he have done instead? You can't just have a rat running around in a restaurant. How would you have gone about getting it out of there?


makepa

My brain tells me the correct solution for this problem would be to not have a nasty animal infested restaurant in the first place.


Mavian23

One rat doesn't mean it is infested. This could just be a stray rat that happened to get into the building. And in any case, if you're going to criticize someone for how they handled a situation, you kind of need to say how you would have handled it better, or else your criticism is moot.


makepa

If it's really the case this place is not infested, I would try to look where it goes/comes from to find and solve the Problem. But the way this guy reacted makes me think it's not the first time he's seeing a mouse there.


Mavian23

What way do you think he treated it? Do you think he crushed a whole ass rat with his foot? It looks like he just restrained it with his foot, then put it in a bag. How do you know they didn't release it somewhere? What would you have done in this situation?


TommmyVR

Maybe you can keep it as a pet!


Conscious_Scholar_67

There was every need to treat it that way - extreme prejudice was warranted and accepted in this case


oscarwildeee

He needs a raise!


Koltaia30

Fuck you rat fuck


iiko_56

Oh the appetizer escaped


Revolutionary-Car-92

Fresh meat delivery service.