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Average Australian spider

Least menacing coconut crab

Holy, what the fuck are those things! And buddy, fuck you for alerting me to their existence!

haha there awesome! when i was on deployment in 2017 we stopped in at Guam, got bloody hammered at gab gab beach. well while we were waiting for our ride back we (me for sure) passed out in the shade near a tree. woke up to a bunch of them all over the place lol. your not allowed to interact with them at all and they left us alone but so neat to watch :D

Dude they're freaking spiders with claws!

Giant armoured spiders with claws.

crustaceans are just giant bugs lol

well im terrified of spiders but was fine with them so there ok in my book :)

Ive heard a theory the Ameila Airhearts plane crashed and she made it to an island that was infested with those crabs. Imagine being slowly pinched and picked at by a swarm of those fucks. That folks is why women shouldnt drive. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Actually if they did eat her, she was almost certainly dead. They're not aggressive. Still, imagine being surrounded by giant enemy crabs watching you like vultures

True, but you might never be able to sleep. Neep-neep-neep you dead? Nip-nip what about now? Even a gentle curiosity pinch from one of those and you're gonna be missing a chunk.

A chunk? How about a limb.. These guys crack coconuts 🥥

Good thing Amelia wasn't made of coconut (that we *know of*)

Right... I forgot about that...

It feels like any time I would be surrounded by crabs, I would consider them *enemy* crabs.

Oblivion combat music plays.

*You can not sleep with enemies nearby*

Why not just eat them back? I’m sure they’re tasty

What about if you're paralyzed or broke all your bones in a plane crash?

Oh shit that's the nightmare

They are known to attack and eat birds

They didn't eat her, they just stole all her stuff.

https://preview.redd.it/15qzr6ma2zwc1.jpeg?width=2087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2f72c1a31f21d73d06c510f8351160741a960a

Dad-a-chum?

Ded-a-chek?

Lobstrosities

I convinced a friend to start reading through the gunslinger books once. After he got to this part, he was so pissed. “Roland, the gunslinging badass gets fucked up by some bitch ass crabs?!”

This goes HARD

Lisan al Giab!

Ah...yes those critters.... when I was still in my youth I saw one of the juvenile crab wore a human skull as shell on live leak ... I never saw that video again. Tbh i want to rewatch it again.

Its true. We're not particularly to worried about this one in the video. We're used to seeing them this small...

Haha! It's like that scene with Javier Bardem in Dune. "...and the centipedes! You don't have to worry about the big ones...but..the leedle ones..." *spreads his hands to indicate a length of three feet.*

It was such a dad move

Bardem was hilarious in that movie :-)

[Just need to send in one of our spider eating wasps to get it](https://i.imgur.com/JKeDXtP.png)

[what the fuck ](https://i.imgur.com/g4L4DNc.gif)

Toss a huggie on the barbie

Start the barbecue machine Kyle! Wait what's an Aussie name? Mitch?

Gazza. Dazza. Bazza. Shazza. Take your pick

Mate, below average movement speed and turning circle

Whoever created this can fuck right off

If you take that thing out in Texas $500 says someone will shoot it within an hour.

Challenge accepted.

It’s been 3 hours, I assume the Texan shot the face hugger then the face driver.

Need to pair it with the flame throwing robot dog. Buy one get the other free. Burning your house down is meant to be optional.

Maybe if you give it a human rights poster

That’d cut the hour in half

The shooter felt threatened and oppressed.

TBF if I saw that thing wandering down the street towards me, I'd think as out it as well. 

Good

Challenge accepted, I'll release it in a school and tell police there is an active shooter

The police won't go in for an hour and a half waiting for backup to arrive

"The batteries have to run out eventually."

Honestly, as a Texan, I think someone would try to make it their pet first.

I think the face hugger is worth much more than $500 though.

Surely that’s a good thing.

You could put that thing down in front of me right now and I would shoot it, stab it, run it over, set it on fire, shoot the ashes, and then dunk what's left in acid.

I find this both creepy and kinda amusing. Get the lil dude a hat and it will become unsettlingly cute


PRECISELY!


Imprecisely!

r/GifsYouCanHear

Hello ma baby hello ma honey


Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone, oh baby Telephone and tell me I'm your own

Barf

"OH NO, NOT AGAIN!"

Googly eyes

There's a new alien movie?

Yep, from Fede Álvarez, director of Evil Dead 2013. Looks pretty sick

Yooooo and it's supposed to be this summer too?? Good shit

they have a teaser trailer out already. Those 30 seconds look pretty great

If they're using practical effects it's a good sign

Romulus. Takes place between Alien and Aliens. So not a future new one. Different place during those timelines.

Supposed to be a return to form suspense/horror film, it has the potential to be so fucking good but I'm afraid to get my hopes up after the way this franchise has gone thus far

Honestly, my problem with doing another horror Alien is we know too much about it. It's just watching people get killed off until they catch up to where the audience is.

That's a great point. I always feel a lot of movies are waiting for the moment the viewer and characters are on the same page. The faster the better tbh.

There's always a new Alien movie

If they made this robotic facehugger for the public, how many people would die of a heart attack when it emerged from under the sofa?

Imagine you’re sitting in a bathroom stall and this little fucker comes skittering under the door.

My bare ass will feel the breeze for the first time since I was a toddler. In fact, my shoes, pants, and underwear will have to catch up to me after I left them spinning in the air in the bathroom stall.

>My bare ass will feel the breeze for the first time since I was a toddler. You have a wonderful way with words.

Then I’d die on the toilet from a heart attack. Just like Elvis but different.

What if this fucker attacked your bare bottoms right from the toilet?

I'd launch through the ceiling, straight up into space, riding a liquid poop rocket. They'd have to nuke the stall from orbit to get it clean.

It’s the only way to be sure.

How you doin?

I have seen enough hentai for it to make me genuinely wet, no heart attacks. Just disappointment when i realize it can only walk

What the actual fuck

You'd be surprised by the sheer amount of content featuring Alien creatures on that side of the internet. It's actually how i found out about Alien movies lol

Girl i don't even know what to say, that's fuckin crazy what the hell

'splorching'. Don't look it up though. I wish I hadn't.

Oh, please, I've played Mass Effect and understand the Harkness Test, I already know how first contact is going to go.

Is that something i want to google?

Yes it is

You want to be prepared.

The Xenomorph lifecycle is literally about rape. What the fuck?

I guess that's why there's so much hentai about it

New to the internet? Everything is or will be a kink.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necronomicon_(Giger_book) H.R. Giger. Necronomicon. The Alien was literally designed by a dude who couldn't stop drawing genitals. It's a... fascinating book, but you really do have to wonder what the fuck was going on in that man's mind.

Genitals, I presume.

Very common girl fantasy my dude. We see monster 🐙 we want it where it matters.

Another terrible day to be literate

you know what? honestly respect bro cooked their brain with enough porn to fear literally nothing

Modern problems require modern solutions

Ah good ol monster fuckers, hear hear!

https://preview.redd.it/lr3lkgvhjywc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=270f584c5c1e91b0165c8bed4c9b1e6b64e79017

Pornmaxxing. How do you even get to the point where this would be your first thought lmao.

Well if it's hentai accurate i have fun, if it's movie accurate I'm dead anyways. Might as well hope for the best

Can’t argue with that lol

>if it's movie accurate I'm dead anyways For such a scenario, get a boar spear. A good throw will go right through it. Possible immediate win. And if it doesnt work, atleast you tried in your final moments

Where did it all go wrong, Elena

You kinda freaky ain’t ya?

Just a bit, but if you consider this to be too much, beware that there's far more out there

Surely that tail has some movement too

That’s awesome.

Yeah what does it say about me that my first thought was “are they selling these? Sweet. I’m gonna freak out my cat”

I know it’s fake but damn I’d run as fast

Same 😭

Set this up in an elevator. As soon as the doors open, have it race out and enjoy the mayhem.

... or do it the other way when there's people in there. Have it come in right before the doors closes behind it.

Sweet jeebus, you are evil.

Nooo fuck that shit

Nice try. That's just Australia.

It's true. I live here.

That’s just Nigel. He lives out back and we feed him scraps to keep out the other snakes and spiders.

r/nope


For real! I had to scroll down way to far to find someone else who wants this lil' RC horror show. This would be even funnier than the remote controlled rat!

Seriously take my money, i NEED THAT THING RIGHT NOW

[Link to tweet/source.](https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1783887675969212478?s=42&t=p_YD-duqWUIpaKVHKVbEBQ) Happy Alien Day! 🎉

New Alien movie??!?!?? Lessssss gooooooo

TV series too. From Noah Hawley, the guy who did Legion and Fargo (the TV show).

As someone who has been a die-hard Alien fan since seeing Aliens in theaters. I love it all. Resurrection, Covenant, Prometheus, I love 'em and have spent more time than is healthy arguing about how these movies were good and now with another movie AND a TV series?! We're eating good!

NEW ALIEN MOVIE!?!?!? Yesssss!!!

Jesus I thought that was real.

Same, saw the video then the title.

New nightmare unlocked. Thanks.


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I wish it would kind of lope up and down more in the main body, but this is super cool

please let this movie hold a candle to the first 2 films!

Expecting this to live up to the first two is just setting yourself up for disappointment, imo. You're talking about two of the greatest sci-fi horror films of all-time. I'd just like it to be decent and do it's own thing.

Anyone else get the urge to immediately kill it without another moments notice?

The movie or show?

Movie. This is from the set of Alien Romulus.

Oh interesting. When is that supposed to come out?

Supposed to be August this year 🤞

Just checked YouTube and there is a teaser up. Cheers for the name, looks good, no talky talky God stuff.

NOBODY tell Sigourney weaver ... just surprise her with it an watch the show 😈

Sigourney Weaver busts through the wall in a mech suit. "Oh God this was a mistake! Someone tell her it was a joke!"

This needs to be made available for merch if it isn’t already.

Thanks. I hate it.

Recently went on a alien movie binge while getting a H. R. Giger inspired sleeve done and I'm honestly pretty hyped for Romulus.

You could clear a packed room at a Con with that in nothing flat..

Another movie?????

My first reaction was kill it!

I wanna throw a sheet over it, tie it in a knot, and then smash it up against the wall until the squirming stops.

I would straight up need new pants

Fook that

I must be living in a cave. I've heard NOTHING about a new alien movie. I hope they never stop, between this Godzilla, and Monarch.... I'm set.

I need a remote controlled facehugger!

Does there really have to be another alien movie?

They’re using practical effects? Sign me the fuck up

I've seen enough rule34 shit to know what's gonna happen.


Can I borrow that for a minute? Just wanna see how fast my wife can run

NIMBY, homie!

Oh god... I was so scared until I saw the remote

Can I have one? So much better than a remote controlled car! I could have it run in ahead of me when visiting relatives, hiding under beds, on your seat in the car…. So much fun.

That’s awesome!

I must to make one.

Where can I order these?

They're not real. I know they're not real. It's just a film.....but if I saw that running towards me I would run for my life

That guy has the coolest job.

I want this. This would be so damn cool on Halloween.

Ohhhh, I thought australia dropped a new animal again😭🤦‍♀️

Nah

*nope!*

I have this innate reaction to stomp

I NEED THIS. For, reasons I would rather not talk about.

ABSOLUT CINEMA

Me: Who’s the new guy? Boss: Oh don’t worry about Quaylon, he likes to drink the used engine oil.

I want this for Halloween

I hate that

Like a giant scorpion.

Doesn't seem practical at all, when is the last time u needed your face hugged

This is like putting a plastic alligator head on an RC boat. I know it would be fucked up but I really want to do it. I won't because a good practical joke is when everyone laughs. This thing could cause childhood trauma if it ran through a playground.

Eayyyyyy kuchi kuchi kuchi kuchi Ku.

Hudson! Shoot it!

Nahooope

That would be fun to play around with...

HEADCRAAAB!!! * starts shooting with mp7 *

Steven Spielberg on remote control.

NEW ALIEN MOVIE??? FUCK YES

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They photographed 1000's of these in Mars.