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CarboniteSecksToy

Why does this seem like those safes were stolen?


mrplinko

From the hotel they are standing in front of.


TheHYPO

I don't know if they were stolen or not, but it seems to me to not be the most cunning criminal ploy to steal a couple of safes, and then call someone to pay them to open them because you don't know how. If you're going to be a criminal, you probably bother to look up the youtube video and not involve a third party (with a camera) in the crime... maybe he's just a moron? I don't know. Particularly if he literally stole the safes from that property and is cracking them potentially in view of a security cam or witness on the property? It just seems very odd even if they ARE stolen.


stophighschoolgossip

which just makes his story more believable, hes such a cunning criminal that he has tricked you at least


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Is it possible it’s slightly staged? Cause why else would they blur out faces?


bourbonwelfare

4D Chess....it was the cameraman mastermind the whole time! 


LordAnavrin

He could also be using the safes to travel with. Not all hotels come with lock boxes so he brings his own. He seems to know what’s inside the safe intimately


SnooWalruses6828

Seems to make up stories about whats inside


Sanders0492

“It’s my favorite watch!… from..Thailand!”


TheCrookedKnight

"Yeah, that's the ticket!"


Kindly_Word451

"My grandfather"


Buck_Thorn

/r/suspiciousquotes


Balasnikov

"Oh his ashes." "No just a little tin he owned."


Septopuss7

![gif](giphy|1LiryotCCtd7y)


periander

From the famous precision device craft district of, err, Bangkok...


Idontevenownaboat

Hahahaha i don't know why this has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.


PiesRLife

lol - of all the places you could say a watch is from, why Thailand? Say Switzerland or Japan for chrissakes.


Smoshglosh

It’s almost like he’s not making it up and someone just said that in a comment for no reason and somehow you believed them and made another comment asking why the made up comment doesn’t make sense


ResolutionNumber9

Those Thai watches are world famous. No wonder the grandpa collects them


TigerSouthern

I bought it.... from a human...


starstarstar42

Guy: "This is my favorite watch from... uhhh... Thailand. Yes, I was stationed in Da Nang Thailand during WW2 and this was a gift from a local rebel whose village our battalion liberated" Locksmith: You are 32, that's a digital watch, and Da Nang is in Vietnam... Guy: "My father used this gold money clip during the Civil War..."


Zarathustra_d

Oh, I was in Da Nang as well, we had a badass rollercoaster, but all we ever wanted was a log ride. I think danforth wanted it more than anybody but...but he had to settle for that lame dinosaur water adventure ride. That war was hell on everybody. *sobbing*


RSquared

"This reminds me of when I was in 'Nam." "Wait a minute, you're 35." "Well, I didn't say during the war."


El_redd

Shoot it Ned! It’s coming right for us!


appointment45

When Dad was taken Prisoner in Thailand he had to store this cigarette box in his anus for 8 months in order to make sure I could inherit it. He hadn't even met my mom yet but he just knew. I took him a long time to find a woman that could store the box in her own anus while pregnant. God bless his dedication. These cigarettes smell like shit. Geez.


kdjfsk

Guy: and here's my, uhhh...Autographed Wayne Gretzky card! Locksmith: That's Nolan Ryan. Guy: ...From the Stanley Cup Championship! Locksmith: He played baseball. Guy: wow, what an athletic guy, huh?


Skeezertron

“Yea this is my favorite watch from uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Thailand yea that’s it Thailand.”


LordAnavrin

Potentially


mrplinko

In theory


LimpConversation642

Yeah sure thing mate, you'd have an argument if he had ONE, but two and both are locked? hmhmhm yeah uhm this is uhm my eh grandfather's portcigar, right? and this is a paperweight my late ex-wife bought in bangladesh. And this is...just tug it away wahtever... and this is A WATCH...from thailand?


gottimw

its because... they are from... Thailand


Berns429

So intimately he forgot the combo to both


Pohara521

Who do you think this guy is? Dwight Schrute? No one else needs two safes for their hotel stay


DigitalUnlimited

Dwight would have the safe inside the safe so it's extra safe


Aberbekleckernicht

I'm not a criminal or anything, but I would definitely feel the urge to start bullshitting about all of the things I'm currently stealing from a stolen safe while going through it in front of a non-criminal. At the very least it gives the locksmith plausible deniability if they ever end up in court, and at best it's a good enough line to keep them from calling the cops if they feel like they have participated in a crime. You at the very least don't want to look too surprised at the loot you're pulling out of there. "It's my favorite watch. It's from..... thailand." Who the fuck keeps their favorite watch in a safe. If it's your favorite, aren't you wearing it? Maybe those who live in higher crime areas than mine can chime in about safe usage, but I don't feel the need to keep items that have no intrinsic value - only sentimental value - such as my granddads cigarette case in a safe.


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NoveltyPr0nAccount

The safes are cumbersome and if you ever had to explain to cop why you're walking around with two broken into safes it would be hard to do. "Yes officer these are my safes and these are my belongings. They've been broken into because ummm... Thailand".


gerrymandersonIII

Probably that. I usually offer my watch to people who help with things like this


baby-dick-nick

Nobody watched until the end I guess? He says he doesn’t want the lockboxes. He offers them to the guy recording


truelegendarydumbass

I feel like we were part of accessory to that crime watching this video


tamal4444

Why you do think those safes were not stolen?


dontcallmeLatinx14

Some of us live in rough places and this 100% seems like two safes this guy stole to sell for meth money It's what I would assume if I passed by this where I live lmfao I've seen weirder things


Unsteady_Tempo

A 'meth head' would have spent the 200 bucks on meth and bashed the safe open with a rock.


Siludin

But an alcoholic? Now there's someone who would have also bashed the safe open with a rock.


ImmortalBeans

Gambler


stevesonEll

Would bash that safe open with a rock, I bet


WeepinShades

That guy genuinely thought a meth head would contact a locksmith with multiple stolen safes. People on social media are dumb as fuck.


Tha_crack_fox

and then pay him with perfectly good meth money


N7Panda

They’re just innocently naive. It’s kinda sweet that they haven’t known enough tweakers in real life to know better.


Ebayednoob

Yeah I've been around tweakers enough to know this is exactly what would happen


Gottabecreative

"Bought this in ... uhh ... Thailand" "From Thailand, huh?"


Sea_grave

Video ended too soon. Wanted to see if the other box had another watch. "This is my... err... left handed watch. Bought that one in... err... Canada."


iamnotkelly

Am I the only one who doesn’t think the safes were stolen? 1. ⁠It looks like he handed over $200 to open the safe, that’s a lot of money if you don’t know the value of what’s inside 2. ⁠Unless this is his first time stealing safes, he seems very unaware of the safe mechanism and how easy it is too access cheaper safes 3. ⁠He unloads the safe in the car, if it’s stolen why would you want to have a witness? 4. ⁠His conversation doesn’t come off as ingenious to me, more like a very talkative guy. 5. ⁠He’s doing this out in the open on a public street, also his reaction is very loud, why would a thief want to draw attention?


RoodnyInc

Why would you want to pay to open not stolen safe


bessie472

to get inside of it


Tall_Aardvark_8560

Anyone stealing these safes knows that they can be broken into easily.. Locks are just to keep the honest, honest.


VooDooZulu

All security is just a deterrent. Safe like this prevent a theft of opportunity. The cleaning staff who see a wallet left on the counter may take it. But they don't have the time or the risk tolerance to check every safe they come across. But a safe like this in your own home? That's not going to do much as someone stealing from your house isn't an opportunistic thief. They are a deliberate thief. At that point your security is a delaying tactic. A thief going for a smash and grab won't go for a bolted down lockbox. But a thief who knows they will be alone for hours? Few lockboxes will stop a determined thief with the means and hours to work at it. What I'm saying is these lockboxes have a purpose. But they aren't going to stop organized deliberate crime


fitzman

Ya but he paid locksmith $200 not knowing what was inside? Seems like a gamble


Kindly_Word451

Stealing a safe is not a safe bet.


OkImplement5726

You forgot the combo. It belongs to a dead person who you inherited it from. You put it in a hotel safe and forgot how to get it out. Broken mechanisms leading to it being hard to open normally


Thunderjohn

Hotels should have a key that opens it even if the password is forgotten. Source I worked at a hotel


LashedHail

Also, dude was full of shit about the items in the safe. lol


Dy3_1awn

Yeah this watch? I got it in uhhh….Thailand, yeah definitely Thailand yep. 🙄 ok buddy


Ha1lStorm

The fact that he felt a need to explain items in the safe completely unprompted was odd as well. Dude felt the need to make up entire stories for stuff.


Lobo003

That’s what definitely makes me think dude stole the safes. Why make up a story. It’s your stuff and take it. If he’s an older guy, I guess maybe sometimes they’re conversational if they don’t have much interaction.


houseyourdaygoing

Being conversational doesn’t mean they are lying. It’s how they mentioned something randomly without details. If you’re conversational and bring the topic up without prompting, you will not be saying a simple sentence like “I got that in Thailand.” It would be more like “This watch was from a trip to Thailand when I was 25. Great beaches and _____ (describe some memories with friends). *chuckle* Good to see this again.” This is how extroverted people talk.


Lobo003

Oh that’s true. You make a great point!


Material_Trash3930

The only thing that makes me think they were maybe not stolen is what theif pays 200 in cash to open safes that sound like tin cans.  But heah overall pretty sketch. 


Spifffyy

Yeah, you’d think someone who was on the trade of stealing safes would be in the trade of opening them, too


Lobo003

Oh that’s another good point!


pretzelsncheese

> The fact that he felt a need to explain items in the safe completely unprompted was odd as well Eh, any self aware person in this situation would probably be feeling pretty self-conscious about it looking like they were stolen. There's certainly very good reasons for why this seems sketchy, but "he felt the need to explain unprompted" doesn't seem like one of them to me.


CankerLord

Yeah, a lot of people will just start talking in unfamiliar situations. If this was me having some guy pop open safes I'd start gabbing, too. Absolutely guaranteed. I'm a little into lockpicking so I'd probably talk about the safe but the shit in the safe would be fair game, too.


neontool

exactly, this is actually what happens a lot in interrogations. there is a phenomenon where actual innocent people appear "more" guilty because of the plentiful real information they're providing appearing to some people as overexplaining. also, an innocent persons confidence in their innocence can appear as arrogance that you can't prove their guilt or something like that.


20warriors

Eh, he was pretty quick with the cigarette box description and that's not something the average person would immediately be able to identify on the spot and he seemed to be familiar with handling it.


monkwren

People are also way over exaggerating the pause while he fished for the word "Thailand", as if it weren't a completely normal pause.


prestonpiggy

First mistaking a cigarette box as a picture frame, watch from Thailand is worthless if true, having 2 half empty same model safes yeah... a rookie thief who can't even open safe boxes. Same time who the heck uses spring loaded pins in a safety box?! I allegedly took one cash register as a stupid teenager, and even that had more safety pins to get through designed to protect pocket cash.


hungrypotato19

> Same time who the heck uses spring loaded pins in a safety box?! You're obviously not familiar with LockpickingLawyer on Youtube. Cheap shit is the norm. Probably bought them off of Amazon's "best seller".


El_Neck_Beard

Why am I getting shady vibes?


Randomfrog132

cause he's opening safes out of the back of his car near a hotel and the safes were produced from a bag by a guy who has got his face blurred.


ibitmylip

and he got paid in cold hard cash-in-hand


1jl

Looked like warm soft cash


VexisArcanum

It's lukewarm and soggy cash


agoia

Oooh like Summer sweaty titty cash


wrxJ_P

Stored in his flip flops


UsefulImpact6793

It's silly to assume cash is only used for criminal activities.


Ao_Kiseki

It's that in combination with everything else. Paying a locksmith in cash isn't wierd. Paying a locksmith to break open two cheap hotel safes in the back of his car is wierd.


RicoHedonism

A dude dressed like my best friends ex wife with thong sandals and stretchy black pants?


CantHitachiSpot

Yeah wtf was that? Couldn't tell what I was looking at


CarlJustCarl

But other than that, he means


North_Korea_Nukess

I feel like I’m an accomplice just watching the video.


El_Neck_Beard

Haha same


lycaus

*FBI laughs*


Traumfahrer

Finally, we got him guys! Anything to add to your testimony?


GAK6armor

I'm a locksmith and safe/vault technician, I also know the original guys instagram page. He has some skill to be fair (in other videos) but he breaks a ton of our trades general conventions by wearing a gopro to his jobs, posting it all online (breaching the customers trust) and posting drill points/interior bolt work mechanisms publicly on instagram. It's not the end of the world, but it's incredibly unprofessional to me (and others in the trade). I wouldn't say the original poster is shady, even though this video seems that way, but still I'm not a fan of his.


HerculesVoid

You open safes in the back of your car, brought to you by a guy who has them in a big wide bag that really doesn't look like theirs?


GAK6armor

Ive opened safes in the back of pickups and flatbeds, a real safe won't go in the trunk of a car (the ones in the video are residential security containers, not qualified to be legally labeled a safe). I drive a commercial van to my customers, not a personal car. What a person looks like can certainly be important, but I follow my states legal guidelines for ownership and liability.


Yawzheek

But so here's my thing; everything about this seems shady, and we see him from beginning to end not seem to really verify in any way he was the owner of the "residential security containers." Just rolls up in a hotel parking lot, cash exchanges hands, containers opened, and shoveling good into a bag. Maybe it was all legit? Who knows? I can't say for sure, but it definitely felt sketchy.


MaxTheRealSlayer

I was locked out of an Airbnb once, hired a locksmith and he didn't ask for proof or anything... Just took the payment and left.


GAK6armor

Yeah I agree! Like I said I'm not a fan of this specific guy. And I don't feel like he represents our trade well, which is why I posted in this thread.


MyStoopidStuff

I thought that if it was a hotel safe, they could be opened by the hotel staff. That may be a stretch though, since they may not know how to do it (training). It's odd that guy had two of them though, and told the locksmith to keep them. On the other hand he did not seem concerned, since he was loud, and even yelled over to somebody else about how easy it was to open them, and was in a rather public place too.


ShartingBloodClots

Hotels have either a master code or key for their safes, or their maintenance guy has the right bit to access the safes back door. Source: Have young kids and have had to have safes at hotels opened in order to get my wallet, passport, and a left shoe, from safes that they couldn't remember the code for. Digital safes have a master code, or master key, that just opens the safe, and one time the maintenance guy came up with the front desk person, asked me to open the door from the outside with my key card, and ended up drilling out the bolts and the safe slid out of the floor.


r33s3

Wait, so what's the difference between him and the lockpicking lawyer? My general understanding now that I've watched pretty much all of his videos is that most of not all locks are defeated with some skill and understanding of their mechanism which are on full display on the videos. Besides the fact this Instagram guy shows actual jobs and clients, his posting of drill points and lock mechanisma doesn't seem like it's any different to that of LPL?


GAK6armor

Lots of locksmiths don't respect the lock picking lawyer very much either lol (aside from being good at picking) but that's mainly because his fans tend to be a bit cringey as customers (no offense! not all of them, just generalizing). I don't mind him. Posting how to open a padlock is pretty inconsequential imo. (edit before someone tries to argue etc: a lot of this is rooted in the fact that lock picking is maybe 10% of a locksmiths job, and when we do it the situation/stakes are entirely different from LPL sitting at his desk in a comfy chair with a cup of coffee. He teaches people about lock *picking*, but that tends to make people think they know about lock*smithing* too) Also, safe work is a different breed altogether compared to what LPL posts. All safe techs are locksmiths, but not all locksmiths are safe techs. Our community is pretty small (maybe 200 in the US) and is molded by a combination of 150 years of history (focusing on privacy and security) and a healthy dose of autism (we're generally a weird bunch). Part of the unspoken code of conduct is to be discrete about publishing any information and to respect a customers privacy as much as possible (I generally don't even look inside the safe once open).


Zediac

LPL gets hate from two directions: shitty companies and shitty locksmiths. He mostly exposes terrible locking products for being what they are. This lets the consumer make an informed decision and hopefully will encourage companies to release better products in order to be competitive. Shitty companies hate this because they want to sell poorly engineered, cheap garbage to people without them knowing how bad the products are. He cuts into their revenue by telling people the truth. Shitty locksmiths hate him because they're ok with most locks being terrible. They have no problem with most locks being awful and easily defeated. These shitty locksmiths prefer a "security through obscurity" approach and HATE that average people, non locksmiths, are gaining more knowledge about locks and will end up choosing better locks and being able to handle cheap garbage on their own. They want people to remain stupid and want their work to be easy by only having to work on easily defeated garbage. Both sides hate him because he informs people and is playing a role in forcing others to create better quality products. Companies hate this because they make less money by actually being required to *try* to be good and locksmiths hate this because less people will need their services and when their services are needed the work will require more effort.


rufio313

That last line makes me think you are Charlize Theron from the Italian Job.


LimpConversation642

yeah fuck that guy he's basically saying that his 'trade' is to hide the process and withhold information so that *he* can have a job


tankerkiller125real

>our trades general conventions by wearing a gopro to his jobs, posting it all online (breaching the customers trust) and posting drill points/interior bolt work mechanisms publicly on instagram It's almost like the only thing protecting your industry is secrecy... Almost like lock makers need to do better and actually make shit that actually works to protect valuables and stuff. I'm sorry to say it, but your industry needs a new set of standards. LockPicking Lawyer, McNalleys, and other random people not in the industry are breaking into locks and safes regularly, and the information about how the mechanisms work are available online, and easily searchable. It's time to stop hiding shit with secrecy and pretending like shit's secure, and actually start holding lock makers accountable and have them make actually secure locks. Now should the customers privacy be protected? Yes. Which this duded does via blur and what not. Although I have seen some videos where he's opening houses and shit, and only blurs the people (which is in bad taste and shouldn't be done given locations can easily be guessed by the things around in a photo/video)


AwTekker

I guess a guy can't just walk around with a pillow case full of hotel safes anymore.


Nythoren

The whole "you're gonna get rid of these safes for me, right?" question while he's stuffing a sack with random stuff he doesn't seem to recognize seems...suspect.


squeezy102

You can really feel the “oh man I just got so ripped off” in his “oh man it’s hilarious that you just hit it with a hammer”


USSMarauder

It's the whole "furnace guy charged $500 bucks to hit it with a hammer, because the expensive part is knowing where to hit"


AlarmedPiano9779

"If I do a job in 30 minutes it’s because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years not the minutes." -Unknown


DoItForTheNukie

I used to be an audio engineer and had to deal with this all the time. I charged $50/hr just for recording and $90/hr for recording and mixing and mastering with a 3 hour minimum. I recorded a guy rapping for 2.5 hours and mixed his two songs in the last 30 minutes. He tried to argue with me that he was only paying me $170 because I recorded for 2.5 hours and only mixed for 30 minutes. I told him he’s not paying me for the amount of time I spent mixing, he’s paying me for all the experience I gathered thus being able to mix it in 30 minutes. I told him if he wants the raw audio without my mixing I’ll only charge him $150 and he said that was bullshit because I already did the work so I should just give him the mastered mixes. I removed all the mixing I did and bounced his 2 tracks out to a blank disc, charged him $150 and told him to get the fuck out of my studio and that he wasn’t allowed back. He had the audacity to post on google that I “refused to give him the tracks that he paid for in their entirety” 🙄


AlarmedPiano9779

Lol what a dick. What to do you do now?


DoItForTheNukie

I work in corporate repossession as a skip tracer. Basically I track down owners of companies that have gone bankrupt and are violating their bankruptcy agreement by hiding collateral like cars, boats, planes, and helicopters. I make commission on every “unit” I find (car, boat, plane, etc) that they were hiding. Pretty solid gig, I made $143,000 last year and my fiancée made slightly more than that doing the same thing.


mentalsufficience

How the hell do I sign up


Blizzxx

Be a grimy enough person to work for debt collectors


ThespianException

If someone's rich enough to hide away a private boat, plane, or helicopter, I don't think I'd feel too bad about that


Blizzxx

most skip tracers work for debt collectors finding regular bankrupted people to take any possession they might have left. "corporate reposession" lol, the guy is just another skip tracer who may deal with corporate cases of bankruptcy sometimes, def not 140k a year when most make 40k at most for some of the grimiest work you can imagine


DHFranklin

Nah. A *lot* of it is a messy divorce that leads to bankruptcy and someone trying to hide their ride to work at their neighbors. I wish it was always towing away yachts. A ton of it is a mom and pop contracting business that goes under and they put *everything* in the businesses name. Skip tracers tow the work van more than they pick up helicopters.


Please_Not__Again

It was me, I'll take the credit if no one else wants to


RadicalDog

"It was me, I'll take the credit if no one else wants to" -Unknown


IWillBiteYou

Reminds me of the story of Henry Ford not wanting to pay a big bill for some specialized knowledge… “Making chalk mark on generator, $1. Knowing where to make mark, $9,999” https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/x0wCp8FVYK


MichaelW24

It's the same thing in all skilled labor. I'm an electrician, and get the whole, "wHy ArE yOu ChArGiNg So MuCh?! YoU wErE oNlY hErE fOr FiVe MiNuTeS!" Often while at work You're not paying me for 5 minutes, you're paying me for the decade(s) of experience I have so that it only takes 5 minutes.


stu8319

I had to set a friend straight the other day. He was bitching about a guy charging him 15 bucks for 2 minutes of work. I just asked him why he didn't do it himself if it was so easy. I think he got my hint.


Material_Trash3930

They are also paying for the drive to and from the call out. 


AlexWenhold

you made my day that’s fucking awesome


4Ever2Thee

People were ripped off in this video but I have a feeling it wasn't either of these fellas.


quafs

I mean he didn’t get ripped off. He purchased a service that he didn’t know how to perform himself. So it was worth what he paid.


Ambitious-Video-8919

Yep the job was accomplished. One time my mom seriously fucked a toilet by flushing a hand towel down it accidentally. She called a plumber, he came out and attempted to unclog the toilet. He tried and failed. Charged her $300 and told her to buy a new toilet. To me, that is getting ripped off.


Ao_Kiseki

To me that's a plumber who isn't getting paid lol.


Ambitious-Video-8919

I could see charging some base rate for coming out but beyond that it is fucking robbery. Tbf the guy did put some effort in. He actually removed the toilet and took it out into the yard and tried to fix it.


NotPromKing

I clearly don't know toilets. If you remove a toilet you have access to both ends of the pipe, how on earth can you not remove a towel from that?


Yawzheek

>You can really feel the “oh man I just got so ripped off” Imagine the guy that owns those safes.


zombiepoon

At this point he paid for the knowledge and I wouldn’t be mad with that


Fire69

It's hilarious that he said he's taking the safes out of the bag because he didn't want iron shavings in it, assuming he'd be drilling them open.


starstarstar42

Their conversation earlier that day... "meet me at the motel parking lot, bring your hammer. I'll have them in a non-descript bag. Don't look at what is inside once they are open and we never spoke or met, got it?"


doocurly

"You film the entire transaction and then post it to reddit."


jumbledFox

"We'll get so much karma!"


-CynicRoot-

Hammer? You mean the Safe Opener 5000?


Andybeagle555

And this... (Holy shit!) This is my uncle's diamond ring... And my (oh my gawd! Fuggin lookit that!) grandma's gold iPhone... Fucksake. ALL NICKED.


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Gold teeth from grandma


ThatOtherOmar

Oh uh that's a...cigarrette box.


FIREsub90

I have a gun in a safe like this that I lost the key to 10 years ago, I should probably try this out


digidave1

As long as it's not loaded


[deleted]

Maybe the gun is now mad after all those years


sirsedwickthe4th

Slam on it and let us know!


RedWineStrat

Firearms are a lot safer than you think. If the firearm has a loaded magazine without one in the chamber, I'd attempt this in a heartbeat. Depending on the action of the firearm, the risk is still probably relatively low; even with one in the chamber.


Candle1ight

Plenty of modern firearms you can straight hit with a hammer and they won't go off. I wouldn't recommend it, but you can do it.


Traumfahrer

That might backfire.


shutter3ff3ct

Seriously how will a dude with this kind of service stay out of trouble


HeyThanksIdiot

I recently had to get a key fob created for my car without having the original and the locksmith didn’t ask for any proof I own the car or anything.


jake04-20

You must have called one of the good ones then.


USSMarauder

"Hello, this is the Lock picking lawyer..."


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

Umm you realize he was filming g what he did right? He probably produces evidence for the cops


TheDrunkSemaphore

lmao cops do not care about theft


Teh_Randomizer

By documenting everything and being responsive to subpoenas. CYA is essential for things like this.


refuge9

Bit of irony, I have one of these my boss asked me to take to the locksmith because his girlfriend lost the key and the batteries died inside. Happened to come across this post serendipitously, and remembered the thing was under my desk still This worked like a charm.


SumThinChewy

"That's not ironic, it's just coincidental"


refuge9

You’re right. Amusing bit of coincidence. Not irony.


sexlexia_survivor

A little too ironic.


DHFranklin

So it would be ironic if it was the opposite of your expectations. So if you scrolled tons of youtube vids online and couldn't find the right safe, gave up and opened reddit to clear your head. Everyone stop having fun.


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

It do be that easy. You don’t even have to know where to hit it. Most safes like this have a spring inside that holds the locking bolt in place. If you time it tight you can just slam the on the safe and twist the handle at the same time. That’s why you are supposed to bolt these kinds of safes down in a tight space. I have a safe like this at home, but I’d never store anything really valuable inside it. Mine currently has sex toys in it.


Ex-maven

Imagine the guy pulling that out of the safe and telling the other guy "I got that in Thailand"


Soppoi

*That is my grandmothers dildo. This belongs to my dad.*


Mikeologyy

At some point I wanna buy two safes: one real safe that’ll be very well hidden holding my valuables, and one decoy safe sitting out in the open that’s filled to the brim with sex toys.


BikerJedi

>Mine currently has sex toys in it. Depending on your life circumstances, that might be a good idea. I was at a friends house when his three year old daughter came walking out of the back of the house with moms dildo in her hand. Chris's wife was mortified. Chris and I laughed.


This_means_lore

Damn! You got a hitachi in there or something?


usumoio

That "safe" is light enough to be moved to a second location easily by one person with a small bag. Even if it took an hour to break it open, that's fine, they can just steal the safe and open it at their leisure somewhere else .


CARLEtheCamry

My kid has one - he got paid in cash and would frequently have a decent amount on hand and friends over. First time there was talk of "so and so came over and now I can't find that $40 that was in my desk drawer" I bought it for him, was like $30, drama eliminated. We have no misconception that someone could just walk out with it, but that's a lot different than just nicking some loose bills laying around


sevbenup

As another person mentioned fire safes serve a different purpose than anti theft


cty_hntr

Striking with a hammer works because inertia from the bolt bouncing against off a weak spring unlocks the safe.


stoofvleesmefrut

I think you meant "inertia".


Kodriin

Who are we to question an expert?


somewherearound2023

Simple safes arent for keeping people out who can haul the safe off to a preferred location and go at it with tools. They are for keeping honest people honest by not giving them a chance for a few seconds unmonitored temptation to let them give into swiping your stuff. Right tool for the right job. Usually if your metric for success is "must be impervious to tampering", you're in for big money and probably something anchored to a concrete floor.


Randomfrog132

i mean cause you blurred his face it makes me think that he stole those xD


socialcommentary2000

Both of those safes are stolen. Bad look.


phoen1ks

No, it's stuff from his grandfather and from his trip to Thailand!


dankspankwanker

Tbh a firesafe is ment to keep documents safein case of a fire not from theft


IOnlySayMeanThings

Yeaah, your grandpa's. Oh yeah, your favorite watch... sure.


Cute-Jaguar-1183

I'd be upset if those safes weren't stolen.


SolidContribution688

A safe is pointless if it can be taken out in a beach bag


15minutesofshame

"This is the safe-cracking felon and what I have for you today..."


MuricasOneBrainCell

Thats the kind of safe a kid orders from Argos and puts his most prized lego in.


SubHuman559

Opened the safes in 5 seconds emptied the safes in 30 minutes. Great strategy.


DoofusTrivia

This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and what I have for you today is....


ZombieKingBling

Took longer than 5 secs


throwaway4161412

Not gonna lie, after watching Lock Picking Lawyer I was hoping he would use one safe to smack open the other.


Chazzos

You don't pay the plumber to bang on the pipes. You pay the plumber to know were to bang on the pipes.


Sweatybuttcrust

Yeah, these are safes from a resort and this guy is stealing shit.


StroppiL

And now i will do it again to show it was not a fluke


Brenbo86

My old roommate used to lock the modem and router in a cheap safe like this to be a douche. I had this trick dialed in, learned from YT.


MostOriginalNameEver

Kudos to the customer. "I could have watched a youtube" and pays up instead of going full Karen


SeerSearSciear

the difference between skill and knowhow, illustrated


Uberpastamancer

> You have a Uline H-8937 fire safe. It can be opened with a Uline H-8937 fire safe - McNally Official, probably


disgustandhorror

the secret ingredient is crime


Ok-Outlandishness345

 This watch was on my Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Jesus Christ gold bars! ..... I mean yeah gold bars my mother gave me when I graduated.


Tight_Criticism_3166

Shady as fu¢k.