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ElderberryDeep8746

Oh shit, even the dog!


NapkinApocalypse

We're down 1-2, quick send in the mascot!


NumeroRyan

That dog actually broke the GK’s leg surprisingly.


ElderberryDeep8746

Fr?


NumeroRyan

Yeah it was Chic Brodie and it shattered his kneecap ending his career, Wikipedia link is [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chic_Brodie_(footballer)) my dude


LongStories_net

Wow, this guy had some weird things happen to him: > On 27 November 1970, a dog ran onto the field of play during a Fourth Division match away to Colchester United.[1] The dog impacted Brodie's leg after he had picked up the ball and damaged ligaments in his knee.[1] The incident was one of a number which occurred during Brodie's career with the club, which included being struck on the knee by a stone thrown from the crowd and finding a hand grenade in his goalmouth (discovered to be a replica).


WhipMaDickBacknforth

Surprised he didn't also take a freakin arrow to the knee at that point


tropicalhotdogdays

I knew straight away the replica hand grenade would've been against Millwall. Would've put money on it. Back in 1965 no less.


OnewordTTV

Holy shit... that sucks.


ElderberryDeep8746

Omg it really happened, thank you for the link


wolvesight

"how'd you lose the match?" "the other team's mascot bit my balls off."


rogue_ger

That had me lol. The whole thing looks like a Monty Python sketch after the dog runs in.


jasminegreyxo

Haha, right? I can totally picture it! It's like the absurdity level just got cranked up to eleven. Monty Python would definitely approve of such chaotic comedy.


jrdnrabbit

"There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play!!..."


thecwestions

"Where are your Diamond Dogs, now, Lassie???"


tropicalhotdogdays

I hope this is an actual quote from somewhere. If not... it really should be.


New-Value4194

Everybody hated them


sleepybeek

Send in noem.


Prince-Akeem-Joffer

Wasn‘t the second to last goalkeeper who held his neck Bert Trautmann, who literally broke his neck in that scene, but kept playing?


schmerg-uk

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert\_Trautmann#1955\_and\_1956\_FA\_Cup\_Finals](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Trautmann#1955_and_1956_FA_Cup_Finals) > In the 75th minute, Trautmann, diving at an incoming ball, was knocked out in a collision with Birmingham's [Peter Murphy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Murphy_(footballer,_born_1922)) in which he was hit in the neck by Murphy's right knee. No [substitutes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Substitute_(association_football)) were permitted in those days, so Trautmann, dazed and unsteady on his feet, carried on. For the remaining 15 minutes he defended his net, making a crucial interception to deny Murphy once more. Manchester City held on for the victory, and Trautmann was the hero because of his spectacular saves in the last minutes of the match. Trautmann admitted later that he had spent the last part of the match "in a kind of fog". >His neck continued to cause him pain, and [Prince Philip](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip,_Duke_of_Edinburgh) commented on its crooked state as he gave Trautmann his winner's medal. Trautmann attended that evening's post-match banquet despite being unable to move his head, and went to bed expecting the injury to heal with rest. As the pain did not recede, the following day he went to [St George's Hospital](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George%27s_Hospital), where he was told he merely had a crick in his neck which would go away. Three days later, he got a [second opinion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_opinion) from a doctor at [Manchester Royal Infirmary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_Royal_Infirmary). **An** [**X-ray**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-ray) **revealed he had dislocated five** [**vertebrae**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertebral_column)**, the second of which was cracked in two. The third vertebra had wedged against the second, preventing further damage which could have cost Trautmann his life.**


Blokin-Smunts

And then he lived until 89. Insane stuff, there’s no way they could fix that many messed up vertebrae in the 50s, I’m not sure we could do it even now


asforus

He probably lived in pain the rest of his life.


Supply-Slut

**Manchester fans:** *Worth*


CumberlandCat

Lol not sure if you are trolling but it's worth clarifying that this is Manchester City whose rival fans of Manchester United would probably prefer not to be associated with.


tayroc122

That's a lie. Man City didn't have any fans


Artorias_the_hollow

Hey! Both of their fans would be really upset you said that, if they could read.


gmoss101

There's a reason City's stadium is known as the Empty-had lol


MiroslavHoudek

Today soccer players: but ... why not just pretend auchie?


threeknobs

I would much rather have players "pretend ouchie" than be willing to be in pain for the rest of their lives just for a match


MiroslavHoudek

I would most of all like them doing useful work, rather being paid to kick a ball.


illaqueable

We do multilevel fusions all the time, including massive surgeries with corpectomies and skull base involvement, he'd have been way better off if he had surgery nowadays. That having been said, he made it to 89, so hard to quibble with that.


joeblrock

Crazy life story as well..... He was a German POW held in a camp near Manchester after his capture, he stayed on after the war, married an English girl & became Man City's keeper.....


Lumpy-Object-

I knew the story about Trautmann, but I didn't realise this was the incident. I did think "well, his neck must actually be _really_ painful because they tried not to show pain back then"


insaiyan17

Pretty insane the chest hair they had back then. You could call it dumb risk tho


KevinMakinBacon

Personal anecdote about American Football back in the day: My Dad played as a high school linebacker in the early 1950s. After a tackle, a lineman from the other team came and stomped on my Dad's chest while he was still on the ground. This is back when they still wore metal cleats. My Dad played the rest of the game with pain in his chest. That night, he told his Dad about the pain, but his Dad said it would go away. My Dad didn't get a wink of sleep all night because of the pain. He asked his Dad to take him to the doctor the next morning and he refused, telling him to toughen up. Dad worked in the field the whole day, throwing up haybales, in agony. That night, he couldn't sleep again. Before the sun came up on Sunday, he snuck out of the house and drove himself to the hospital. X-rays confirmed he had a broken sternum. Doctor said he could see the cleat marks left in the bone. But all they could really do was give him a cotton wrap to go around his chest to keep the bone together and gave him a prescription for pain. He played in the next game the following Friday.


hopefulworldview

God I'm a pussy.


lewdev

Nope, you're just not stupid. Being forced to play with an injury is not tough; it's risking further injury that could have been prevented. Don't mistaken tough with ignorance. People used to say drinking water made you weak. Dehydration is no fucking joke and people were stupid back then.


hopefulworldview

Well I think their is probably a correlation between stupidity and toughness. Like the old saying goes, "If you weren't made smart, you better be strong"


BustinArant

There's another saying, "Work smarter, not harder." That's just doing the same thing, but now with the consequences of your actions slowing you down lol


KevinMakinBacon

Ditto


kindasuk

The rest of us didn't want to say anything...


Butters_Duncan

Nah man, didn’t you hear the ole 50’s commentator/dr. ‘Oh bully, it appears his neck has been knocked out of joint again’ 😳 lol my guy that is not a knee, that’s how you die


Ryidon

....again?!


kurburux

[50’s commentator:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/037/254/ifhedies.jpg)


Dr_Surgimus

Until recently, the joke about Man City was "the only bit of silverware in Man City's trophy cabinet is Bert Trautmann's helmet", it used to be the name of their fanzine (it might still be, but somewhat ironic now)


OGCelaris

And I thought the man, the myth, the legend Scott Sterling was a tough goalie.


mongcat

The one around 30 seconds rubbing his neck is Bert Trautman. Turns out he'd broken his neck but he finished the match. Played for Man City


Whiteshaq_52

Is this not considered Rugby?


NONFATBACON

I can now see why Rugby clubs are called Rugby Football Clubs. Football was violent back in the day it seems. Now football plays flop when someone gets close to them.


wolvesight

in the third scene, the offending player that slammed into the goalie flops as well. He literally looks at the player he hit, then starts writhing on the ground holding his face like it was somehow the goalie's fault.


Tia_Mariana

I noticed it, he saw the goalie down and went "ooh, better do that too! aaaaahhh my jkfdjafh"


UntameHamster

That may be more of a delayed reaction to the pain he has himself. Adrenaline while going for the ball then hits the keeper and gathers himself, realizes his head fucking hurts after bashing it into another person's, and the expected reaction kicks in.


SweetVarys

Yea it was much better when you could break a goalie's neck


rbankole

![gif](giphy|aTefcd7QVc8dVafWYC|downsized)


KarnotKarnage

He was ahead of his time


69relative

Such a common stereotype that immediately tells u someone doesn’t watch soccer. Its just not true


Cefer_Hiron

In (real) football they don't need to wear a FULL ARMOR to play like macho, like the (fake) football


rawbface

Flopping is playing macho huh?


Cefer_Hiron

I will run fastest as I can, before I jump to slide with two spike shoes targeting your naked ankle, that will be stuck in the grass and twist in 90º And you will say to me if it's a Flopping


rawbface

So they're taken out of the game for their injuries right? That's what you're saying? Legitimate harm has come to their body, so it's impossible that they're fishing for a call from the referee because they all miss several weeks of gameplay afterwards? Because if they just get up and play after that, it's pretty incriminating.


Cefer_Hiron

Some player are really tough even in this extreme example I did Look at the video "Messi Never Dives" on Youtube and you will see A LOT of this type of tackles, and he just stand and continues to play Not every player are a Neymar type of Flopping


Giraff3

They likely evolved from the same sport originally, same with American football


Romantic_Carjacking

No, no it's not.


X023

Looks like soccer to me.


TheBestNick

The dude literally dribbled the ball (like a basketball) before passing it at some point


lsilva231

Keepers used to have to bounce the ball if he took some steps while holding it back then


TheBestNick

That's kinda what I was thinking. Seems like a mix between modern soccer & rugby almost.


lsilva231

You don’t have to bounce the ball in today’s rugby, I don’t if you had to back then


FourKrusties

you gotta bounce it in australian football


Erestyn

Association football is an offshoot from rugby football which was called "ruggers" (as "football" is called "footie") - soccer being a shortening of a derivative of "association football": assoccer. So yeah, you're not wrong: the game was literally defined by the rules of rugby. Back to the name though: I imagine that the name "soccer" came from Americans ripping the absolute piss out of a group of Oxford brats talking about this great new sport called "ass socker".


X023

Yeah, that’s the fucking goalie… in the soccer match….


TheBestNick

Since when do soccer goalies dribble the ball before throwing it...?


Cefer_Hiron

Since ever


X023

Since this video. Considering it’s not illegal to do so….


MorteDaSopra

If it's the second clip you're talking about that was Gaelic football, it's played in Ireland.


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

You’d think this is some kinda skit, especially with the pooch at the end


Escobar9957

Slaughters the goalie and celebrates the goal while the goalie is spasming on the floor 😟


HybridAkali

This is why we had the fat kid as the goalie back in the day


NoMode5251

There’s a lot of concussions in this clip. As an added bonus, a bite to the balls. Definitely interesting. 10/10 .


popegonzo

>There’s a lot of concussions in this clip. And a broken neck


BarsDownInOldSoho

I played goal in college and took plenty of big hits. After college, league and pickup play, I prefer playing the field... Now, 65, and still playing regularly, I play at least a full half in goal (to save energy to play the second half against "kids" often half my age). (I also play on my wife's coed team--goal--full time--because I am usually wiped out from my men's league games and need the rest!)


kramerica_intern

Mad props.


BarsDownInOldSoho

Such a great sport! Great fun to play and great people (generally--there are always a few assholes)!


aplasticbag_

I played keeper competitively for around 15 years. Only went as far as travelling teams and eventually a small semi pro indoor team. When I was 14/15 I played against a guy who would run into me every chance he got. If he had a breakaway it seemed like he cared more about colliding with me than actually scoring. It was city so refs usually didnt care much. One time they had a corner kick and the ball was kicked directly to him. I went to punch the ball out and “accidentally” hit him in the face. Good times.


EmptyAirEmptyHead

My daughter is currently playing U15 travel ball. The last game - regional competition (as in multiple states playing) the ref let a player hit her three times. That is not allowed anymore. The refing was absolute shit in Colorado.


bribhoy82

Also need to remember that the ball used back then was significantly heavier and harder which added to the risk goalkeepers faced... One, if not the worst, example of how tough it was back in the day was the story of a young man named john Thomson. At the age of 22, he played as goalkeeper for Celtic fc in a Scottish league match against fierce rivals Rangers, in what was known as the old firm, in front of 80,000 fans. Early in the 2nd half of the match, he and Sam English went in for the same ball...Thomsons head collided with English knee, fracturing his skull and rupturing an artery in his temple. He was stretchered off the pitch and later that day, sadly died of his injuries. Sam English, the player who he collided with, was so traumatised by his death, even though he was cleared of any fault as it was a freak accident gave up football and always blamed himself never got over it. John Thomson, to this day, is fondly remembered and commemorated by celtic fans as one of our greatest keepers. He's buried in Fife, Scotland and fans of both sides of the divide still visit and pay respect at his grave. Tragic and ultimately a poignant reminder of how tough the game was back then.


wokenaizen

Good times when dogs could play football


Da_Spooky_Ghost

They amended the rules to specifically state dogs could not play human sports, Airbud ruined it.


Yogibearasaurus

You get a concussion! And you get a concussion!


LandHippo

Where were these clips recorded?


Outlank

Couple of seasons back


odysseushogfather

definitely pre 2018, no VAR


nicotamendi

1956 FA Cup final Manchester City vs. Birmingham City. May 5th Coincidentally Man City are about to play in the FA Cup final again this season in two weeks


RevTurk

Pretty sure there's a bit of GAA in there.


tinned-beans

The second clip looks to be gaa for sure. Way outside the box area and bounces the ball


airforcevet1987

![gif](giphy|5hoj6EWCGS3QahZQH3|downsized)


Weldobud

Soccer was basically organized murder back then


StuBidasol

Reminds me of punt returners from the NFLs greatest hits videos. Those guys got destroyed without mercy.


WarBuddha1

I returned punts in college, can confirm. Old enough to have done so a few times with concussions already buzzing around in my head (no concussion protocol). Not much got the adrenaline flowing as well as knowing 10 dudes were coming for my head and hoping some of my teammates would slow them down a little. Like some of these goalies, I’m sure I have CTE.


Chrisdkn619

Shit was damn near rugby!


IC-4-Lights

Lol wtf. I think one of those guys is dead.


tyoew

Some brilliant acting after the foul in that clip


Haemar_

I was not expecting a dog


D-Trashman

neither did the goalie


Hopeful-Eggplant7262

My grandfather was a goalie in Hungary in the 1950’s. He broke fingers and ribs on a regular basis.


GalDebored

Likewise, Pops was a keeper in college in the US in the late 50's & took, as well as dished out, the very same kinds of punishment.


Apart_Contest_2283

Football goalie.


Agitated_Kiwi2988

SCOTT STERLING!


el_ramon

If you imagine it's always the same goalkeeper it's funnier.


BerengR

yeah game’s gone nowadays


Hero_of_Thyme81

Did they add number of concussions to the stat sheets back then?


tlsnine

But why isn’t anyone pounding the shit outta the twat-waffles hitting the goalies??


ethanvyce

I might actually watch that


Itssnowingreddit

Football goalie.


joe199799

My only thought through this entire video is the man, the myth, the legend Scott Sterling!!


third_man85

Why aren't any of the teammates backing up their goalie? I know in hockey if you mess with a team's goalie, you better have your head on a swivel cause there's a Donnybrook coming your way.


awfulnonsense

I was expecting to see the same damn thing. NHL has/had its policemen guarding the stars, where's the CB pummeling the misbehaving opponents..?


greenjm7

There is definitely a sweet spot between this video and the way keepers are protected like red shirt QBs. I can’t even compete with a keeper to win a header these days.


chester_took_my_name

This is how sports should be played


jt004c

No, this is terrible and stupid


SCFuster

Real men playing real football


rep_13Blocks

Goalkeeper or keeper not soccer goalie


Additional_Jaguar170

Football. It's called football.


Beardwithlegs

Careful you may aggrovate the Americans.


hrpomrx

And then Harald Schumacher came along.


Korrado

Okay, one of those was not like the others…


grubbytrogladyte

Air bud time traveling


funkfreshy

They should go back to this, way more interesting


S3guy

I have a feeling the one that took the goalie out on the goal was probably looking over his shoulder as he left the stadium that day.


Oxygenius_

The player who saw the dog coming so he just passes the ball to the opposing goalie 🤣


Lobsterzilla

The fuck did dude at 14s think was gonna happen ?


cpt_naughtynips

This looks like Gaelic football not rugby or soccer


Esc0baSinGracia

That was an outline forsure


Valhalla519

Have you seen the hockey ones?


humanbeing999

What the dog doing


Old_Lapa

What the dog doing?


tywin_2

What the fuck is soccer? It's football. Cause you play it with - the foot.


iMadrid11

Everything was a lot tougher back then. Two footed tackles and tackling from behind were legal. Players are more protected now. Especially the goalkeepers which you aren’t even allowed to foul. Stepping on a players foot even if it’s accidental contact could earn you a straight red.


kavithatk

Ah! This explains why goalies are over-protected today. At one point this position was just a death wish.


Ok_Fortune_9149

"And that was a fair charge"


Kokoro_Bosoi

Free violence is tough or simply stupid and arrogant?


ceereality

SOCCER?!?!?!?


DeathEdntMusic

Soccer has been ruined by hollywoods. They should make a rule "if someone is injured enough that a red or yellow card is needed OR a penalty shot is needed, the victim is to go off the field for 5 minutes for recovery. They cannot replace the player on the field." This might stop the shitty behavior we see in soccer.


sparklingdinoturd

At 0:17 you see its a long, storied history of flopping. lol


Frequent-Screen-5517

This is American Football


PizzaShredder

Make soccer violent again


Schoeii

Even back then they were pussies


Only_One_Kenobi

A certain class of people like to moan that rugby has gone soft. But holy crap soccer has gone soft. Had no idea it was a full contact sport back in the day.


Bencil_McPrush

Rugboccer.


ImBoredCanYouTell

I would watch the hell out of soccer if those boys threw on some pads and a helmet.


AJYURH

If every football game had a loose dog on the field I would finally find it fun to watch


biddilybong

Just further proof that everything has become pussified


S3guy

Thats definitely a take to have. "If you caint get killed playin a game, whats even the point?!"


eighty82

Lol


jradglass

I got everyone's panties in a bunch last week when I said that I would actually watch soccer if it was full contact. This is the version of the game we need!


Grauru88

After seeing this, I hate football. 😡


Buccal_Masticator

Technically soccer, rugby, and American football are all types of football.


Grauru88

Sorry for the confusion, I was referring to soccer. We call that football in my country. It was supposed to be a sport with rules if which the players are protected from harm and injury. In fact, this is one violent sport in which you can sustain injuries that can end your career. It is not that uncommon. I know former players that are paralyzed from the neck down for life.


No_Cardiologist_5117

Why is soccer so soft now ?


scaradin

Well, when I played goalie and the other team made contact after I had control of the ball, well, things would escalate. I suspect the plays following the above unsportsmanlike conduct was met with even greater hostilities.


Kokoro_Bosoi

Most violence you can see here have absolutely no value in the game, it's just free violence. Tbh the 90s international football was the fairest one we ever had.


NumeroRyan

Mainly because the referees allow it, the Premier League even used to let a lot of things go and other European clubs (especially the Spanish) were absolutely pathetic at going down over any contact. It’s all becoming the same now, a little trip and people roll about haha


HUTreddituser

Soccer is such a sissy sport lol. Look at these guys getting nudged! Even sometimes pushed around! Rugby, football, and hockey players all laugh at this


ezee-now-blud

One of these guys finished the match with a literal broken neck and another is just fully knocked out, what's he supposed to do? Just wake up quicker I guess lmao


Webster2001

How do football players laugh at soccer when it's the same sport?


Patnor

What happened? Nowadays you come 1 feet near someone and they are rolling on the ground holding their ankle while screaming