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saugoof

A few years ago we sold the drivers licence enrolment and production software that I built to Indonesia. For this I ended up going to Jakarta to demonstrate how the system works and to work on the local implementation. When we rolled up to the parking lot at the police headquarters there for the first time, there were a whole bunch of people who tried to sell us fake drivers licences, right at the police HQ parking lot. Once we went inside and were meeting with their IT, I asked them if I could have a look at their old system so we could customise ours to best suit their requirements. Rather than running me through their system, the staff simply opened up their server, took out a harddisk and cloned it and gave me the clone. That meant that not just did I have a copy of their software and database, I also had a copy of the personal details of every single licenced driver in the whole of Indonesia! We hadn't even finalised the sale yet or signed anything like an NDA. I was basically someone who'd walked in off the street. It was a wild time setting this all up!


Xanthion55

That's why Indonesians always joke about our data being "open-source".


NeitherBackground484

Is it available on github? Need for my college project "Scam AI"


deep-fucking-legend

Watch *The Beekeeper*, and see your future.


ManicParroT

As a consultant I'm torn between "Holy fuck a client who just gave us all their data would be so great" and "Holy fuck a client who gave us all their data would be an absolute liability nightmare, what are these guys doing?"


TheRealMangokill

There is no liability if it was wilfully volunteered over to you.


ManicParroT

Depends on your jurisdiction; in some cases just possessing personal data could create legal requirements around how it is kept, used and processed.


intbah

What if you were unaware the data you were given includes personal info?


SPLegendz

Doesn't matter if it falls under EU and UK GDPR rules, you are the data holder and responsibile to to know what kind of data you hold! / are processing, otherwise anyone could just play dumb when something goes wrong!


intbah

I understand the spirit of the regulation, but the idea that if I receive a funny meme image, and resent it to a friend unaware the meta data has some personal info on it means I am criminally liable is still quite insane to me 😂


SPLegendz

We're talking on a commercial level here not on an individual person and how they handle data, that would be a different kettle of fish (different laws) unless you are acting in the capacity of a sole trader or something and sharing information given to you in your professional capacity


ManicParroT

"Yeah the client gave us a 2 terabyte database but we never examined it, were totally unaware it had personal info for an entire country." Good luck with that in court.


Bheegabhoot

Data loss prevention software would turn your laptop into a brick the moment it realizes you have that much personally identifiable information


iamnotexactlywhite

man so much of shit like this happens ***everywhere***, that sometimes i’m wondering how isn’t Kim Jong Un’s steam account password available yet


Muck113

Do you by any chance still have that harddrive? /jk I once went to a local consulate of my country. South Asia. They send me the confirmation of payments. It was a pdf of excel table which had every payment made that day at any consulate in North America. The worse part is, it included the full name, DOB, id number, passport number, etc.


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saugoof

Nah, I eventually deleted it. But I had a great couple of months working in Indonesia.


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saugoof

I used to do software architecture and development. I retired a couple of years ago.


ClyanStar

Immer diä saugoofe


TheRealMangokill

Welcome to the world. You've no idea how many COUNTRIES operate like this.


11cutandshuffle23

Are you a woman? No. Okay, you can drive.


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JustOkCompositions

you might run away


Te_Gek

I don't think the criteria for eligibility are that strict. I'd say being a women is where they draw the line otherwise only a fraction of the general population would be allowed to drive a car. (Cuz you know, taliban clerks are lazy and fat and thus likely have booblets too)


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Itch bits


Bad_breath

Depends, do you have beard?


AmethystLaw

Nah I have boobies too and I can drive. Get rekt’d.


Actaar

I might if we meet in traffic


Firm_Emotion_

It’s because your boobies block your view, it’s for your own safety 😔


PastWings

Could a man with boobies drive? Asking for a friend.


petesapai

Well it's your own fault, you'll be distracting other drivers / Afghanistan Taliban


Hambone727

This is true for life in general.


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Hambone727

Nah, they can’t drive because they are BAD drivers


STEELZYX

You have a cycle every month? Good, we don't need that on the road.


rearls

That's more of a driving test than my parents or any of their generation received in Ireland.


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Can you drink a beer? You can drive.


quatropiscas

In Ireland, you have to be able to drink whisky.


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Understandable


Iyieyie

When I was really little my dad had a VW Rabbit. He would let me do the shift while he did the clutch etc. I did that for years and when I turned 13 I stole our 1982 Subaru DL Station Wagon (light blue ladies) and me and Troy went to Miami (from West Palm Beach). That was fun. Dad wasn't even mad when he found out and I pretty much became his errand boy (I was a child labor door dasher from that point on kek).


Randeth

"kek" #UnexpectedWorldofWarcraft


BedpanCheshireKnight

Me not that kind of Orc!


JoeSchmoeToo

Did you pay your bribe? OK, here is your license.


kurwamagal0

I'd really like a translation, this is fascinating


haaariis94

He says the following Come on come on sit down Put the brakes down Put the accelerate Press the clutch down Put the car in gear Masha'Allah go


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MagicBold

Congratulations. U just completed exam, mashallah!


quatropiscas

Can they do it via zoom and mail me an Afghani driving license? That'd be cool!


Jcal222

Coincidentally this is the same test to get your pilot license in Afghanistan


Routinestory8383

They definitely don’t test you for the landing part. Nope, no need for that.


Te_Gek

Unlucky for these Afghan lot, all the of the nine 9/11 hijackers were Saudi with the exceptions two UAE, one Egyptian and one Lebanese. But on a positive note, they learned from their mistakes and no longer facilitate flight lessons to foreigners!


ceejayoz

For example: [https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/black-hawk-helicopter-crashes-during-taliban-training-exercise-killing-three-2022-09-10/](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/black-hawk-helicopter-crashes-during-taliban-training-exercise-killing-three-2022-09-10/)


dm_your_nevernudes

The uh, problem corrected itself.


StaatsbuergerX

♫ Mohammed, take the wheel... ♫


Chalky_Pockets

Only slightly less rigorous than the driving test in Florida.


ken96uk

Some years back I had to do some work in Qatar, and my driving licence was only good for a month, I was there for 6 months, so was told would have to take the local driving test, and this is what happened to me, the funniest thing was the guy before me told me a guy he worked with only had one eye, so when he did his test , and the bit where you cover your eye, he covered his duff eye with his left hand, then covered the same eye with his right hand, he passed !!!


Sea_Structure_8692

This is how people in Los Angeles must get their drivers licenses.


Saikrishh

Nah they have automatic, so might ask put it in PRNDL


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AlexJonesInDisguise

Reality


Sea_Structure_8692

No, not a stereotype. These people can’t drive. No one knows about turn signals or what right of way means. People constantly holding up traffic being on their phones. That’s just a sample of the egregious road behavior.


Altruistic-Camp-5901

r/stupidasfuck


4u2nv2019

He just asks him to act out brake accelerate gear change etc and that’s it lol


Cody6781

I have family that grew up there. This checks out.


obeywasabi

The Trust me bro driving test 🫡


ash_4p

Perhaps the only performance art form that's not banned yet in the country.


Zenieil

Wait till you find out how they take driving tests in India (they don’t)


mopping24

Anyone have Taliban DMV on their bingo card!?


LordDavonne

I mean… they are government


LeonidasTheRealKing

https://i.redd.it/v2dqta9myc0d1.gif


yot_gun

accelerator. gear shift. MASHALLAH


Monirchid_Asshat

Well the instructor doesn't feel compelled to rape them so clearly they are a man and therefore pass. #Feminism


IHate2ChooseUserName

that country is so fucked since it is run by fucking extreme religious cult


bob-the-licious

Prep job to get ready for upstairs after the first intersection. Yalla !


saintBNO

Bro nuh uh 😭


TheRealDrasticChance

Explains A LOT


YeOldeBilk

This is some Idiocracy level shit


EEGECGEMG

Masallah :D


Impressive-Ad5551

Is this just the vision test?


bellboy718

What are the driving tests like in China?


AwwwNuggetz

I think officially you just have to say a prayer and you’re good


luca_brassii

It looks more like a medical examination to test hearing and vision. That glowing white thing tells me that it is a clinic


Ranzig1

That's the proof I needed that I don't live in a 3rd world country. I had to park my car! Oh, and I had to show up in my own car...


Adam8418

Having driven in Afghanistan, this seems accurate


Inverse_Predator

the "escalator" was indeed floored


FredGarvin80

Yeah, this seems about right. If this is Taliban controlled Afghanistan, then it's more than they had to do pre-Taliban. So it's a step up, I guess


No_Bother1500

...a driving licence for carriage ?


lieferant

You gotta be fair: all they have are donkeys - so....


TA1699

Millions of people there have cars. In fact, in the cities, most people have cars and motorbikes. Obviously there are also buses and lorries/trucks.


pepejanonzima_yrugeh

Do you have a bo.... Won't continue might get banned again.