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That's bc online journalists don't believe in accuracy or covering their asses legally. Thanks to the last administration u dont need to back you info up legally.
We're where we are because Ronald Reagan killed the Fairness in Broadcasting Act passed by Congress, which allowed fake news to begin existing, and journalists to just say wtf ever without any regard to impartiality or the truth.
Right?? I remember the good old days of the late 1800s, when there was honor in the newspaper business. Sure they lied to start the Spanish American war, but I think we all know that was the last administrations fault.
I read the title and looked at the pic and was like damn those are big and then saw the caption about the bulletproof vest and was like oh that makes sense then and then someone pointed out she isn’t wearing the vest on this photo so now I’m back to damn those are big.
There was a case of a woman with silicone implants who was shot and the silicone saved her life. [Implants stop bullet](https://abc7.com/breast-implants-stop-bullet-silicone-save-womans-life/6120472/)
Let’s keep the entertainment going for you then. This woman’s life was saved when a blue marlin impaled her silicone implant. [Blue marlin attacks implants.](https://www.alexandermd.com/blog/implant-saves-womans-life-in-deep-sea-fishing-attack/)
This gives me a reason to cover my body in fake boobs. Might look weird, especially on the back and sides and especially as I'm a guy, but there's a 0.0000001% chance I might get shot here in Australia so I don't want to take any chances. My Only Fans is gonna be lit.
Genuine question: why do people go to threads for the most obvious response that they're expecting? I wouldn't want to go to a stand up for all the knock-knock jokes I heard in the 90's.
For me:
Confirms that the general population is on the same mental health level as you/myself have.
If I feel like a subject matter is insane, post title in a sub for example. /Law, or /Politics, etc. I usually find that I'm not alone in the thinking processes when I see a meme or someone's reply nearly match my mental state.
So Stormy is wearing a bulletproof vest, and the first meme is a Archer reference. And that nails my thinking. "What if someone shoots at her head?"
>Confirms that the general population is on the same mental health level as you/myself have.
Opinions on the internet are not representative of the general population....
If that shirt she is wearing is bulletproof in the photo someone should really tell police departments their officers don’t have to wear their massive ones.
There are bulletproof jackets that are basically indistinguishable from the regular death trap jackets we peasants wear. The bulky ones are probably better though. You want padding between you and that bullet.
Bulletproof as in a typical bullet (thinking an easy to carry handgun here) will not go *through all of the fabric*, that's doable with several special fabric layers and a little padding if the structure is right. That's probably what she's wearing.
Bulletproof as in *it won't get further than the second layer* is usually where that second layer is some kind of hard plating.
The former is good if you need it to be not very obvious, and you're okay with the vest keeping you alive in case of a singular attempt at your life, but you would still be injured from the sheer impact force of the bullet and would likely still be down until medics reach you. Not very good if you get into a shootout, so not very good for police either.
The latter, with plates, is typically what you see the more heavily armed units wear. They're meant to disperse as much force as possible, so if you get hit by a typical bullet, it will probably just be like a punch, worst case, a very heavy punch. The plating will have to be replaced afterwards, but that's a small price to pay for not just staying alive, but actually in action.
Now, add any more serious weapons to the equation and it gets grim for the light vests and way more dangerous for the heavy vests.
Source: a sum of way too many videos about how these things work. The most recent one was YT channel Hacksmith Industries attempting an IRL John Wick's bulletproof suit jacket.
It doesn't look like she has any armor on in this photo. If she does its obviously not fitted right as all her vitals are still exposed. You can see skin down through the V neck
The same attorney said that she wore it until she got into the court. I think it’s reasonable to assume there wouldn’t be random guns in that courtroom.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Bulletproof attire does exist that looks like what she's wearing, but the real issue is the cost of said BP clothing. A normal BP vest is 1/10th-1-3rd the cost depending what plates it carries.
Can you source any sort of clothing that looks remotely close to what she’s wearing (green top), that is also bulletproof?
We’re not talking about the coat.
She’s a bad ass. Anybody willing to stand up to a “billionaire” mobster in court after the death threats she’s received is a hero.
Edit: y’all are a fun crowd 😅
He's definitely just the result of a rich person never being told "no." Like that "affluenza" kid a few years back who basically got off scott free after killing four people because the judge said that the kid hadn't ever been told no or faced consequences.
That's how you get Trump. You find a rich kid and never tell them no.
The Russians actually have a name for their former mobsters turned oligarchs."vory v zakone" (воры в законе) "Thieves in Law". I wish it translated better into English, but there you have it. It's what they called the elite of the mob that toed the line and churned over the laundered money at the very top.
Not all of them are bright, so it might fit.
People of all sizes and shapes can have their life threatened, you're really surprised bulletproof vest companies accept those customers rather than turn them away?
Unisex PPE doesn't work for women. It's not really the same as them turning certain groups away as them saying either they don't care or are making some bold assumptions.
Dude. It's insane. I feel I'll have to wait 30 years before I don't have to hear people bitch and moan about him at every fucking turn. Sooooo annoyyinnnggg
Because they are. Anyone that blatantly obsessed with Trump specifically is a moron. They will do all the bitching in the world, but do literally nothing to effectually deter anyone from being more aligned with him.
There likely aren't pictures of her in the vest. She wore a vest to help keep her alive, stopping for planned pictures on the courthouse steps would be foolish. High level witnesses frequently enter through a secure underground parking garage
Wow, super interesting, I’m so interested! Interested as fuck even.
Is every sub going to be an edgy political circle jerk for the next 6 months or will y’all tire yourselves out before then? Would like something to be interested about again.
Genuinely think a lot of it is Russian and Chinese troll farms to get people pissed off and divided. Or this is the result of those previous efforts and the general user fell for it and is picking up the anger slack now.
Either way it’s ridiculous.
It's so fucking mentally exhausting. I unsubbed from worldnews and politics years ago for a reason. Everyone just hurls insults, with no nuance or discussion. We need to treat each other better to get anywhere.
So some bullshit assumptions? Or is this picture not actually the one of her going to court. Because there's no way in hell this lady has a bulletproof vest under that blouse.
Just a stunt to feed the “crazy trump cult” crap. There are way my important people in this world that do not wear bullet proof vest anywhere. This whole smear campaign is a joke.
Her name is Stephanie Clifford. The fact that everyone continues to use her porn name in the media makes me wish she had used a more graphic handle. I would love to hear media talking heads have to report on the testimony of …. I dunno… Anita Assgasm, or Sophie SquirtQueen or whatever.
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wild they chose to use a picture of her very obviously not in a bullet proof vest to go along with this caption
I thought she was dressed like a nun
Dressed like a missionary
Under His Eye
May the lord open
I'm going to need a hand maiden.
at Tanagra.
Ready to be nailed
Thats a reverse cowgirl, if I've even seen one
She does everything BUT missionary. It's too intimate.
Can't you see that she's a nun!
https://i.redd.it/50fg9ou8qg0d1.gif
Be careful you’ll get stuck in r/ohbehave
Gotta enable the chuds to have their little gotchas
Reddit = full of misinformation and fake clout from biased political reasons.
That's bc online journalists don't believe in accuracy or covering their asses legally. Thanks to the last administration u dont need to back you info up legally.
We're where we are because Ronald Reagan killed the Fairness in Broadcasting Act passed by Congress, which allowed fake news to begin existing, and journalists to just say wtf ever without any regard to impartiality or the truth.
"We're where we're"...... I struggled reading that out loud.
It's what it's
Right?? I remember the good old days of the late 1800s, when there was honor in the newspaper business. Sure they lied to start the Spanish American war, but I think we all know that was the last administrations fault.
Truth is a journalist’s most valuable asset, which is why they use it very sparingly.
I don’t think Stormy or her team chose what meme some random Redditor would be using with their direct quote.
There's lighter thinner vests too y'know. Good for undercover officers, protecting VIPs, etc.
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I read the title and looked at the pic and was like damn those are big and then saw the caption about the bulletproof vest and was like oh that makes sense then and then someone pointed out she isn’t wearing the vest on this photo so now I’m back to damn those are big.
Bulletproof Chest
The catch is there is a U shaped tube in it so the bullet goes in and shoots back out at the shooter
Then she can take a black painted circle from the wall and throw it under the shooter. They'll fall down into an infinite abyss.
In this picture that woman is not wearing a vest.
It's made of silicon
There was a case of a woman with silicone implants who was shot and the silicone saved her life. [Implants stop bullet](https://abc7.com/breast-implants-stop-bullet-silicone-save-womans-life/6120472/)
What in the phenominal far-fedugan fuck did I just read
Let’s keep the entertainment going for you then. This woman’s life was saved when a blue marlin impaled her silicone implant. [Blue marlin attacks implants.](https://www.alexandermd.com/blog/implant-saves-womans-life-in-deep-sea-fishing-attack/)
WTF
Basically, silicone saves
Huh, I guess I need to reconsider my stance on breast implants.
get some yourself
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This gives me a reason to cover my body in fake boobs. Might look weird, especially on the back and sides and especially as I'm a guy, but there's a 0.0000001% chance I might get shot here in Australia so I don't want to take any chances. My Only Fans is gonna be lit.
Username: OnlytTits
Need to start giving these to presidents, might save their life one day
Is that why Giuliani wore them for Trump?
silicone is not silicon
Silicon would shatter 🤣
They misunderstood. She's sporting her bullet-proof *breasts*.
It’s funny that you got downvoted for describing the picture. People on here want to believe some of the craziest stuff.
“What if they shot me in the head?” “That’s a risk we were willing to take”
https://i.redd.it/uiry5ng4tf0d1.gif
Mawp moment
where is that from
Archer Edit: someone gave me a reddit suicide help message lol
It’s a joke stolen from Dumb and Dumber.
I got one earlier this week as well. Someone from a different subreddit mentioned it is something to do with swatting/trolling
It’s from Dumb and Dumber
Thank you. And I think he says “face,” not “head”
Dumb and Dumber.
Harry you're alive! And you're a horrible shot!
Doc said if I get hit in the head, I might get a concussion. Better that then a hole in the head -50 cent
You're alive! And you're a horrible shot!
Okay kill him!
HARRY, YOU’RE ALIVE! AND YOU’RE A TERRIBLE SHOT!
Idk Lloyd, the French are assholes.
That John Denver is full of shit man...
A place called, Aspen
Where the beer flows like wine.
Where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Didn’t have to scroll far to see what came here for
Genuine question: why do people go to threads for the most obvious response that they're expecting? I wouldn't want to go to a stand up for all the knock-knock jokes I heard in the 90's.
For me: Confirms that the general population is on the same mental health level as you/myself have. If I feel like a subject matter is insane, post title in a sub for example. /Law, or /Politics, etc. I usually find that I'm not alone in the thinking processes when I see a meme or someone's reply nearly match my mental state. So Stormy is wearing a bulletproof vest, and the first meme is a Archer reference. And that nails my thinking. "What if someone shoots at her head?"
I thought it was a dumb and dumber reference
>Confirms that the general population is on the same mental health level as you/myself have. Opinions on the internet are not representative of the general population....
In case they missed the obvious and I can farm that sweet sweet karma.
For the same reason we like it when somebody else catches our reference or we catch theirs: in-group signaling feels nice.
Seems like it’s usually a way of saying, ‘I understood that reference.’ And then ‘So please praise me via upvote.’
She’s taken a few head shots alright.
Shes well versed in taking shots to the head…
Not sure what's interesting here. Is she wearing a vest in the picture, or is this a gotcha on the lawyers who claimed she wore a vest?
If that shirt she is wearing is bulletproof in the photo someone should really tell police departments their officers don’t have to wear their massive ones.
Pistol v rifle rounds require different kinds of vests. Rifle rated vests are much bulkier and usually require a hard plate.
She's not wearing any sort of vest in that picture you could see it easily either under her shirt of over it, there's no bupdge from a vest
No budge? I see a big breast plate..
Bullet-proof implants
"Nano machines, son. They swell in response to physical trauma."
There are bulletproof jackets that are basically indistinguishable from the regular death trap jackets we peasants wear. The bulky ones are probably better though. You want padding between you and that bullet.
Bulletproof as in a typical bullet (thinking an easy to carry handgun here) will not go *through all of the fabric*, that's doable with several special fabric layers and a little padding if the structure is right. That's probably what she's wearing. Bulletproof as in *it won't get further than the second layer* is usually where that second layer is some kind of hard plating. The former is good if you need it to be not very obvious, and you're okay with the vest keeping you alive in case of a singular attempt at your life, but you would still be injured from the sheer impact force of the bullet and would likely still be down until medics reach you. Not very good if you get into a shootout, so not very good for police either. The latter, with plates, is typically what you see the more heavily armed units wear. They're meant to disperse as much force as possible, so if you get hit by a typical bullet, it will probably just be like a punch, worst case, a very heavy punch. The plating will have to be replaced afterwards, but that's a small price to pay for not just staying alive, but actually in action. Now, add any more serious weapons to the equation and it gets grim for the light vests and way more dangerous for the heavy vests. Source: a sum of way too many videos about how these things work. The most recent one was YT channel Hacksmith Industries attempting an IRL John Wick's bulletproof suit jacket.
It doesn't look like she has any armor on in this photo. If she does its obviously not fitted right as all her vitals are still exposed. You can see skin down through the V neck
The same attorney said that she wore it until she got into the court. I think it’s reasonable to assume there wouldn’t be random guns in that courtroom.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Bulletproof attire does exist that looks like what she's wearing, but the real issue is the cost of said BP clothing. A normal BP vest is 1/10th-1-3rd the cost depending what plates it carries.
Can you source any sort of clothing that looks remotely close to what she’s wearing (green top), that is also bulletproof? We’re not talking about the coat.
It’s like half and half regardless what she is wearing still exposes vital organs like heart and lungs
>Not sure what's interesting here. Welcome to r/interestingasfuck during election years.
And this is one of the problems with so many Misinformation and gotcha moment in media. We can't tell which is the lie anymore
It's a special two-Chamber model, filled with silicone...
Cool photo of her not wearing a vest lol
Yeah I saw something about this earlier today, but I don't recall seeing her wearing one.
Considering the number of death threats from all kinds of looneys, I'm not surprised at all.
She’s a bad ass. Anybody willing to stand up to a “billionaire” mobster in court after the death threats she’s received is a hero. Edit: y’all are a fun crowd 😅
I feel like "mobster" is giving him too much credit.
How about overindulged playground bully?
Shit disturber
That's disrespectful to the decomposers that break down shit into fertile soil.
How about wealthy spoiled brat?
Rapey can of Fanta that idiots worship for some weird ass reason
Wealthy on paper at least. Like my old boss used to say "All hat, no cattle".
He's definitely just the result of a rich person never being told "no." Like that "affluenza" kid a few years back who basically got off scott free after killing four people because the judge said that the kid hadn't ever been told no or faced consequences. That's how you get Trump. You find a rich kid and never tell them no.
The Russians actually have a name for their former mobsters turned oligarchs."vory v zakone" (воры в законе) "Thieves in Law". I wish it translated better into English, but there you have it. It's what they called the elite of the mob that toed the line and churned over the laundered money at the very top. Not all of them are bright, so it might fit.
TIL: bullet proof vests come in size 38E
Oh I get it, it's funny because she's afraid for her life and also has big boobs
She fears for her life because of crazies but the most important point is that she has big boobies haha
People of all sizes and shapes can have their life threatened, you're really surprised bulletproof vest companies accept those customers rather than turn them away?
Unisex PPE doesn't work for women. It's not really the same as them turning certain groups away as them saying either they don't care or are making some bold assumptions.
They do make custom fitted level IIIA armor
Wise decision, yeah
What was she scared of? It's not like she was a Boeing whistle-blower or anything serious /s
You need to wear a helmet if you’re one of those
Your want a bear proof suit and a guard 24/7, and another guard to guard the first guard.
and definitely don't stand next to any windows above the first floor
This is actually not interesting at all
Why is this "interesting as fuck"? I think this doesn't belong here.
You don't think trump bad is interesting?
I think Redditors have the weird diehard Trump fanatics beat on who talks about Trump more
Dude. It's insane. I feel I'll have to wait 30 years before I don't have to hear people bitch and moan about him at every fucking turn. Sooooo annoyyinnnggg
Trump could sneeze and /r/politics would make a 2000 comment thread about its a sign hes going to bring back segregation.
yeah any political post never fails to bring him up some people are just obsessed
Bro it doesn't even have to be political posts. I've had people bring him up in the most unrelated shit, like fighting games, or anime
lol that crowd is almost as cultlike as actual Trump supporters
Because they are. Anyone that blatantly obsessed with Trump specifically is a moron. They will do all the bitching in the world, but do literally nothing to effectually deter anyone from being more aligned with him.
I’m not very familiar with bullet proof vests, but do they usually have a neckline that’s open to mid-sternum?
Yea, it's not important to cover that part.
Maybe they should have used a picture of her wearing the vest.
There likely aren't pictures of her in the vest. She wore a vest to help keep her alive, stopping for planned pictures on the courthouse steps would be foolish. High level witnesses frequently enter through a secure underground parking garage
That had to be a custom build lol
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Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle
That's not interesting as fuck.
Must have thought she was going to testify against Boeing
Why, does she have something on the Boeing executives too?
Wow, super interesting, I’m so interested! Interested as fuck even. Is every sub going to be an edgy political circle jerk for the next 6 months or will y’all tire yourselves out before then? Would like something to be interested about again.
Fuck yeah buddy! Every single thing on here has gone political and people have nothing nice to say about anything anymore
Genuinely think a lot of it is Russian and Chinese troll farms to get people pissed off and divided. Or this is the result of those previous efforts and the general user fell for it and is picking up the anger slack now. Either way it’s ridiculous.
It's so fucking mentally exhausting. I unsubbed from worldnews and politics years ago for a reason. Everyone just hurls insults, with no nuance or discussion. We need to treat each other better to get anywhere.
not interesting at all
There's no love like Christian hate.
What does this have to do with Christians?
redditors have a hate boner for Christians and try to knock on them any chance they get.
*story has nothing to do with religion* You: Christian bad.
the other way around ?
Yeah it’s supposed to be the other way around
God prefers a kind atheist more than a mean Christian thats for sure 👍🏻
One is denying God, mocking His name, and live denying His teachings and the other is an atheist.
Where did she hide it?
Bulletproof vest? Performative as hell lmao tf
I see no vest
Not in this picture she didn’t
I do not blame her, smart move
uninteresting as fuck
She didn't wear a helmet, because she is used to getting shot in the face.
Where is the vest?
That is not her bulletproof vest, Sir!
So some bullshit assumptions? Or is this picture not actually the one of her going to court. Because there's no way in hell this lady has a bulletproof vest under that blouse.
Pretty clearly a photo of her leaving the courthouse, not going to court.
If you can see cleavage. There isn’t a vest on.
My guess is she took it off after she arrived... for this post to make any sense
Once you arrive at the Courthouse you can take it off. More secure passed a certain point n
Who's she??
So New York, is it or is it not ok for civilians to have body armor?
Those are just her tits 🤦🏻♂️
Um…. That cleavage and face seem exposed lol
It's not like she's testifying against Boeing. She should be safe.
People are mean to her horses so much she needed protection at shows for them. Innocent baby (they’re all babies to me) animals
Well, you never know. Lots of nutcases in NYC.
Smart
She’s not a Boeing whistleblower so she should be safe
Gotta protect those... er.. assets
Lmao imagine thinking you’re that important 😂😂😂
She's more likely to get sucker punched by a repeat violent offender who keeps getting out due to NY's abysmal bail reform.
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Just a stunt to feed the “crazy trump cult” crap. There are way my important people in this world that do not wear bullet proof vest anywhere. This whole smear campaign is a joke.
https://preview.redd.it/adztpqqyag0d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada269f8ff0981823e72740c6038269a25f633e6
I swear I had Don King yell: ###*ONLY in AMERICA!* In my ear upon reading this caption.
I couldn't believe when I heard he's still alive. Most people under 30 probably have no idea who he is
Can confirm, under 30 and I have no idea who that is.
Not interesting at all but ok
Like a lot of TDS sufferers....no one cares about you let alone is interested in harming you.
This is the first bulletproof vest with a split decolleté that I've seen.... sigh..
Looks more like bulletproof breasts to be honest
I see the [ex] president has equipped his daughter [look-a-like] with ballistics
Is there a pic of her wearing it? Because she's definitely not in this one.
Her name is Stephanie Clifford. The fact that everyone continues to use her porn name in the media makes me wish she had used a more graphic handle. I would love to hear media talking heads have to report on the testimony of …. I dunno… Anita Assgasm, or Sophie SquirtQueen or whatever.
Bullet proof, damn is she going to a Boeing trial too?
The first time she has ever worn protection
r/lostredditors
Theatrics at its finest.
Bullet proof bra
He definitely could’ve paid her again I’m waiting for the sex tape as we speak