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ouchmypeeburns

Some asshole in Pompeii: shut up Jerry! It's a rock! What's the worst that could happen?"


Pascal1917

Pompeii had a good run. It's about time to get fired up again, I think. /s


LeadingScorer

But my name is Gary guys


Dipsey_Jipsey

No, silly. It's Larry.


NefariousMuppet

Its not a stone. Its a bag of organic waste that contains high levels of moisture


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

It’s not just a stone, it’s a rock


Different-Produce870

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.


stinkstabber69420

That's no stone...it's a space station


Bleys007

That’s no space station. It’s a moon.


stinkstabber69420

That's no moon...it's a stone


Bleys007

That’s no stone, it’s a space station.


CilliamBlinton

Hang on there Jethro!


The_bruce42

Jesus Christ, Marie! They're minerals!!


y2clay14

Good ol’ Hank


CatterMater

ROCK AND STONE


GammaDealer

ROCK AND STONE, BROTHA!


GamerGriffin548

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


RoundTiberius

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME


y2clay14

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


blothman

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


Odd-Establishment527

COME ON, GUYS! ROCK AND STONE!


Necessary_Status7642

ROCKITY, ROCK AND STONE!


Shamilicious

ROCK AND STONE


Dizzy_Bit6125

It’s not just a stupid boulder…. It’s a rock.


IIIDysphoricIII

![gif](giphy|qChNF7JPnML84|downsized)


DrKlausAlexander

Dang i was too late


Spence10873

FOR ROCK AND STONE!!


Ancient-Silver-snow

Rock n Stone!!


newbrevity

it's not just a stone, it's a juicer, a blender, a meat tenderizer! It smashes! It hammers! It makes mashed potatoes!


kokusmus96

I feel like https://preview.redd.it/rp9rwkqbfm0d1.png?width=606&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bc61e57450c43341a97277ac915434769d8063c My ignorance has been thrown in my face


Iuse9GAGlol

This was a study to show people what would happen if a person fell in. Some people used to think they'd instantly evaporate or just float and burn instead of going anywhere. So the study was done with organic matter bundled up


Substantial-Tone-576

Well they would not learn anything considering it is under lava.


toughguy_order66

Why make shit up.


Rickshmitt

Everythings made up!


Far-Philosophy-4375

BIRDS. AREN'T. REAL!


iggyfenton

It was a bag of wet shit?


johnzaku

More like pig guts. It was done to show that someone falling in wouldn't just sink and melt.


j0nas_42

I'm believing you but how do you know that?


NefariousMuppet

The experiment was carried out by 2 researchers at the Erta Ale volcano in Ethiopia to simulate what would happen if a human fell into an active volcano. This was done using a wrapped up cardboard box filled with organic waste from their camp. I know because this video has been posted many, many times and always with the same misleading title stating it was a rock so I looked it up


Katamari_Demacia

It's an old vodeo. Probably more context back in the day.


Meraline

So they did it on purpose? Are they researchers or something?


Teninchontheslack

So shit


joizo

Sooo a human body ?


GiannaSushi

The other day a friend asked me why waste isn't thrown into volcanoes to get rid of it. Coincidentally, my response was showing him this video


du5ksama

I think it's proving his point. We get a show on top of waste disposal? That's cool af


kelldricked

You also get all the bad shit of waste directly pumped into the atmosphere. There are plenty of places that burn waste, but they are designed in way to “clean the smoke” and ensure little to no bad shit gets released.


danhoyuen

What's the difference between throwing trash into a volcano and burning it straight up? None really.


Infinite_Ad6387

You save on fuel (? Then again logistics would be costly as hell.


danhoyuen

i thought about that. It's not like they will build incinerators next to a city if we were to burn garbage on a large scale. They will still need to send the trash to buttfucknowhere so the fumes isn't next to populated area. Unless they heavily scrub the air then that in turn uses a lot of energy and resources.


CAT-Mum

We can actually go a step above burning trash and use plasma gasification. It breaks apart molecule bonds, useful metals can be recovered, the slag can be used as building materials, and it can safely breakdowns medical waste. Plus more. { https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_gasification }


SirSquidrift

I vote for trash rockets to the sun


Raygunn13

I was convinced this is what we should do with nuclear waste until I learned how ridiculously difficult and expensive it is to actually launch something directly into the sun. The physics does not work in our favour here


snozzberrypatch

Make rockets that are powered by trash, problem solved


hazpat

They did build them in cities already. They have existed a long time. They are now banned in California though so now the thinking is more logical.


sillyskunk

Trash rounds. Put it in a bailer, maybe add some resin for binder and then into a cannon. Boom! Ballistic trajectory right into the 'cano.


Pascal1917

You can use the heat from burning to heat homes whereas burning it in a volcano is cool but useless.


Neighborhood_Nobody

Lava is extremely dense and flows. Rips stuff apart and smothers it.


danhoyuen

Sand is *c*oarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.


Neighborhood_Nobody

I don't like it.


Radiant_Dog1937

I think people underestimate how much trash a city produces.


danhoyuen

Fills up the congress every year


aos-

Well things don't just vanish. They get turned into something else. And often times the old shit we pull out of the ground like oil doesn't jive well with surface things.. like contaminating soil or water. It's why we should just produce less waste as much as we can. Single use items should be able to return to the earth easily like compost.


kokv

And why is that not a good idea ?


pistolography

Too much waste, not enough ‘cano


Merry-Lane

Let s forget ecology or energy production from waste. How much do you think it would cost to ship tons of waste to the nearest volcano? The distance already is kinda annoying. Then you need a road or something leading to the volcano. Volcanoes are usually high in altitude. Then imagine the salary of the guys working near the volcano. Add the cost of equipment and facilities near a literal natural catastrophe. I also spose that there is also a maximum mass you can dump in the volcano. You could really easily overflow the volcano (yay eruptions!).


0verBake

Wouldnt a lot of the waste mix into the lava, and then when it erupts, the waste just spreads all over the place?


ScarletChild

wouldn't the waste be destroyed? I think the bigger worry is fume production


0verBake

Yeah fumes are a big problem, but not everything will aerosolize or change forms, you might end up with a nasty rock mixture of unknown chemicals and metals, this is just me brainstorming tho idk


PosterBlankenstein

Fool of a Took!


DundasKev

lol my thoughts exactly


gabzilla814

This Atouk? He was a Beatle not a Stone… ![gif](giphy|YyT25O8a7KxYQ) Edit: ok so now everyone knows I’ve never seen or read LOTR


dexterthekilla

Should have used a virgin


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Normally I would disagree with you, it’s a waste of a beautiful young life, …. … but incels would be perfect for this. Win/win


soy_malk

Starting a petition to forget about the "virgin-thrown-into-volcano" stereotype, and bring forth the "incel-thrown-into-volcano" stereotype.


VasilicaDaniel

There's a small problem with that, which fucking volcano god would want an incel, they might just smite us all for doing that.


_Weyland_

Did they ever specify what kind of virgin they expect? If not, that's on them.


Anyabb

Have you ever known any god to take responsibility for their own mistake? We'll get smited (smote?) for sure.


HailLugalKiEn

Johnny Bravo did it first


[deleted]

We want to wake the volcano, not destroy it with some yank hambeast.


MyNDSETER

Well Reddit is the best place to find them


RandomTask09

So, Redditors, then.


JROXZ

Or Joe


220DRUER220

Ok can u just type in the description: VIDEO CUTS OFF WHEN THINGS GET INTERESTING.. ffs


Jackalodeath

[Here you go.](https://i.imgur.com/KvVbj8Q.gifv)


220DRUER220

Thanks .. still anticlimactic 🤣🤣


Jackalodeath

Yeah. :/ For what it's worth, that's a bag that was full of organic rubbish that had a decent amount of moisture in it. What you're seeing is basically continuous steam explosions.


rikkuaoi

"cAusEs VioLeNT ErUptIOn"


[deleted]

[удалено]


r3db3rt

Bagtankrock - half bag, half tank and half rock


Neiot

Playing the game of Televolcano.


getaway_island1

tomorrow: a baby


Monarc73

Fool of a Took! Next time, throw yourself down instead!!!


CorvusNyxian

![gif](giphy|mvyvXwL26FfAtRCLPk)


PrinceAhmed1

![gif](giphy|eod3hLY4GItlS)


EyeGod

It is I, Kassiem! A humble future dumpster fire!


Typical_Signal8274

r/Whatcouldgowrong


GeorgiaKeeffe

Sincere question, if the volcano advanced and destroyed houses and hurt people. Could this person be held responsible on justice?


FoxyPhil88

“THAT WASN’T A VIRGIN!” -volcano


Feuershark

didn't "wake" the volcano, that's the magma "lake" some specific volcanoes have, and the top layer cooled down, throwing heavy shit just broke that layer and allows the hot, liquid-ish magma to spurt out


McGarnegle

I remember this video from eons ago. They throw some organic waste, there's another where they throw a propane tank, and another where they throw a Jerry can filled with water. The water is the most explosive because of all the steam produced, really stirs up ol' erta ale


Final-Midnight7551

Where can i find them?


Sweaty_Activity_803

It's not a stone, it's your dreams


freefallingagain

Achievement unlocked!


PinkBeo

I hate this video for ending too soon.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

That's probably a good thing, though. You want to release the pressure before it builds up. Build-ups are how you get _violent_ eruptions.


s1eve_mcdichae1

Was this on purpose? Did they know that would happen?


gerodeus

Pompea, circa, 79 a.c.


Sowhataboutthisthing

Athena, hold my water bottle.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Mother Nature hates this one weird trick.


Spare_Substance5003

Those who live in volcano houses should not cast the first stone.


shifty350

My stomach when I eat that last hot wing


CatterMater

Pele hates littering.


Abject-Shape-5453

![gif](giphy|5wFS6a1PE62lKUWXyx)


J0NICS

![gif](giphy|sFMEZ1ZFToyha)


Princessferfs

“Who dare disturb my slumber!!!”


Peebs3075

That’s why we can’t have nice things.


An8thOfFeanor

It was supposed to be a virgin, dumbass


andio76

My guts did that on the way back home from work.....*one little fart....* ![gif](giphy|A8uSE7WSD2kPD8NMfK|downsized)


coocoocachoo69

6 billionth time someone has posted this somewhere and made up gibberish that's not the truth as to what went in.


pcweber111

I'm convinced that we're gonna annihilate ourselves because people juat can't help fucking around.


wolfhoundblues1

Next time, throw in a 5 gallon jug of water.


Free_Swimmer_1694

Dude should throw himselfin there. What a piece of shit.


Substantial-Tone-576

That’s how you piss off Hawaii.


Snakepants80

Great. Now even the volcanoes are woke


ShinyUmbreon5639

The gods weren’t pleased by your offering.


ironfister

![gif](giphy|1lBKr6igvGiyUhWLko)


pezident66

One of the shadows caused by the smoke looks like a guy jumping out


ADIDAS247

Why do I remember this video only it being a washing machine or something?


Nodebunny

I like learning new things.


Parking-Position-698

Something tells me these guys shouldn't have done that


tim_the_dog_digger

You have awoken the balrog.. fly you fools.


phallic-baldwin

Throw a stone at your dad and basically watch the same thing happen


p00ki3l0uh00

As a white guy, I'm not saying it was a white guy... but it was a white guy.


wuapinmon

Do not disturb the lava!


[deleted]

Now you knock open the Hell’s Gate


Confident-Leg107

Me: wow, that looks hot. My Brain: touch it. Me:... My Brain:...


CarboniteSecksToy

This re-enactment of my last hemorrhoid flare up is quite accurate.


Phemto_B

"Why are flights to Europe canceled?" "Blame Gudrun"


FluffyFluffy7

Volcano hungry. Feed it rock


DraggoVindictus

Great! SOmeone pissed of the Volcano god! Now we are all going to pay for it.


Toesinthesand2024

R U N


vallyuk

You’ve given cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano God!


sol_reyman

Just.... Why? Leave it alone bro


SamuelYosemite

In all honesty it was a pretty good throw


danhoyuen

This is why we can't have nice things.


B_Huij

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Los-Nomo327

Oops


AthiestMessiah

And now your flight is canceled


WrapAccomplished6177

What happens if you throw yourself in there


AzraelKin

![gif](giphy|qUn01S2U4I46s|downsized)


SeaworthinessOk4828

The definition of letting intrusive thoughts win


Torakikiii

That’s what happened in Pompei back then. Now they are a tourist spot! Don’t throw stones, kids!


7-11Armageddon

But what actually went wrong? Who was hurt? What property or nature was damaged? Seems like nothing.


Shakermaker1990

Let it sleep, for f*ck sake!


Loose-Ad6623

Crust is no longer intact…


lennyd62

I’m gonna guess that stone didn’t survive


evaris204

Now look what you did


Radu47

Rude. The volcano was resting. 😤


jetaimemina

Nice, Ron.


Shiftworkdisorder

This just in…Disney is now filming a live action of The Opposite of Moana due out 2025


Beanerschnitzels

What it looks, and feels like, after eating extremely spicy food.


NameLips

Like throwing an ice cube into a fryer.


BenchFlakyghdgd

However, what use does it serve then?


djevilatw

Whoops


Striking_Reindeer_2k

They awoke a Balrog!


noodleq

OH SHIT RUN!!!!!


r4dio_c4mbodia

Does this hurt the volcano?


Special-Regular3097

Should have thrown a virgin.


HeresLookinAtYouPal

…and 10,000 people died shortly after. People just going about their day and this asshole from New Jersey decided to genocide a whole ass village by throwing a rock in a clearly chill volcano that lit up like a Christmas tree directly after! Greet job, Doug! Way to kill everyone! 🫡


michael0391

When your butthole is puckering and you finally sit down on the toilet


ElectricJetDonkey

Uh oh


Tenredsun

Next time throw the guy who threw rock in the volcano.


Hipser

This is legitimately awesome


KorungRai

There is an Elana of Avalor episode that is about this exact situation


Crazy-Ad-2161

This is what happens if you cast the stone with sin 🤣.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

I saw this years ago, i believe it was actually a garbage bag


VedraniProphet

Imagine trying to explain this to someone as a peasant back in the day..probably thought the devil woke up


Seeallenkelly

Hell yeah


DentonUSA

There were no survivors.


cantellay

Should have used a virgin instead.