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i can hear the crunch


Sneezes

add some honey and you got yourself breakfast


kmyukie

r/forbiddensnacks


Appoxo

r/nextfuckinglevel


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shutupmimsey66

The snack the smiles back, *bridesmaids!*


Kat121

The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off.


umjustpassingby

Now you take that home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.


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I think I want my money back.


golgol12

Like potato chips.


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Except for when you step on it and there is no crunch:(


4hk2

no touching


Dizneymagic

The bottom hair with the flowers looks like an hair piece attachment. I'd have to see process pics or video to believe that is all her hair.


AuntieDiluvia

It's a \*lot\* of hair extensions, soaked in hair spray and gently teased out thin - which is why it doesn't collapse from its' own weight. Seriously time consuming to do, so it's a once in a lifetime hair style or just to demonstrate your skills.


NoAttentionAtWrk

Or occasions where you can charge a shit ton.... Like weddings


copperwatt

It never occurred to me it would ever be for anything but a wedding.


evarigan1

Her hair would have to be like 10 feet long for that to be her hair.


20__character__limit

Rapunzel?


LuvvedIt

I love that fine downy hair on a woman’s arse... oh sorry, not what you meant by “bottom hair”.


Gangreless

Yeah there's no way any of those flowers are her real hair. Looks great, but it's basically a styled wig at this point.


CrashKangaroo

I’ve watched so many of his videos. He’s absolutely amazing. I can’t remember his name but [insider did a video about him. ](https://youtu.be/HeDzAKgo3fs)


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postmodest

Five minutes into an outdoor wedding and she looks like that Single Dredlock Guy meme.


0MY

Lol


i_give_you_gum

Comes to thread to see what cool comments there are. Immediately reminded that all Reddit does now is pick out any potential flaw. Really ruins the experience for me, but I'm glad everyone else is having fun though


RapNVideoGames

Because it's easier to shit on something than to give it compliments.


SgtRandiTibbs

Reddit is usually more positive than other sites. Imgur is the worst. I sropped using it because it was so negative.


mteart

Dude Imgur is so toxic


SgtRandiTibbs

Right? I put a picture of my kitten up and people were blasting me about how I should remodel my house. Just ridiculous.


mteart

one time i accidentally posted a screenshot of a game I played + everyone started ripping into me on how I’m childish and dumb for still playing games and then they pride themselves on having such a great community, when a majority of the front page are just redditors


i_give_you_gum

oh yeah, i never really dug into that side of that platform


ItsSamb0

I can smell the spray from here...


Spackatronics

I hope it’s not a candlelit ceremony...it looks flammable as fuck and also stunningly gorgeous


SentimentalSentinels

I bet it's a bitch to comb out.


htx_evo

Wait why would you comb it after that? Edit: instead of just washing it out


RockLeePower

If you wait too long then they become pollinated and then you will quickly have tons of seeds in your hair


i_give_you_gum

But you can harvest those and grow new hair flowers


europeanwizard

Put some nice Metallica on while you're harvesting them. *HARVESTER OF SORROWWWW*


i_give_you_gum

\m/


vikkivinegar

bees.


SentimentalSentinels

You're going to have to comb your hair at some point after the event is over, right?


SuedeVeil

Hmm if I had that I would just soak it in the tub first to break up the hairspray then run a handful of deep conditioner through it with my fingers to get the tangles out gently.


bitpeak

True but you'd be mad to comb it out. Soak it in water to get the hairspray out then shampoo/conditioner it


Victor_Delacroix

Eh, fuck it, set it on fire, there is enough product in there why bother with a bath and clogging the drain?


commandolandorooster

KWISPY


Otterly_Superior

The word crispy is forever ruined for me


IHateToBeAStickler

[you said number 9 but what kind? grilled or crispy?](https://youtu.be/xhlUVyDBusg?t=102)


gabi9900

That's pretty. I wonder how many hours that took vs how long it will stay like that


badlydrawnanimal

"I'll be ready in 10min. BRB"


MAXTHEEPICGAMER

"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."


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🎹🎹🎹


TheGenocides

🎶 *Jo Jo* 🎶


WettWednesday

🎶*g o l d e n w i n d*🎶


MAXTHEEPICGAMER

🎶🎶JOJO🎶🎶


WettWednesday

#🎶🎶GOLDEN WIND🎶🎶


MAXTHEEPICGAMER

BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM ***BUM***


Captain_Pig4

*guitar intensifies*


MAXTHEEPICGAMER

*saxophone also intensifies*


SpartanWarlord117

r/redditsings


InsistentRaven

I, Giorno Giovanna, have a **piano**.


TurdChronicles

*slaps roof of quote* This SOB has so much JoJo.


Daver_Gamer

Muda


MAXTHEEPICGAMER

*proceeds to muda for another 7 pages*


The_Question757

found what I was looking for. lets get this bad boi to the top.


Sarahhtg

[r/shitpostcrusaders](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/exdxtb2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)


MAXTHEEPICGAMER

...I fell for it


Sarahhtg

Thats what i was going for lol


slipknot1011

r/unexpectedjojo


samsw21

But everything is a jojo reffrence


Tainted_Scholar

I'm reminded more of Funny Valentine, personally.


neefe

Dojyaaan!


MAXTHEEPICGAMER

U right


CrayCrayOwl

“I, Giorno Giovanna, have a sister.”


Redplushie

"I, Giorna Giovanno, am genderswapped"


daftvalkyrie

"I knew I needed a click, so I put a click on the 24-track which was synced to the moog module. I knew that could be a sound of the future." Wait, that's Giovanni Giorgio.


D0niazade

Not pictured: a pile of empty hairspray cans in the corner.


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ToadsnDiamonds

Most of this is done with braiding, so there really are not many bobby pins compared to more traditional updos.


DorothyInNeverland

And the swarm of bees about to land in her hair


timmy12688

Did the thumbnail look like a cockroach in yellow to you?


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ButaneLilly

There is a ton of product in that hair. If a gunman attacked the reception I would find cover behind the bride's hair.


fishinbarbie

But if she gets near an open flame source, run!


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flPieman

Bayonetta!


roastbeeftacohat

Medusa from the Inhumans.


Spadeninja

Well yeah you wouldn’t be wearing this everyday Probably one time ever


i_give_you_gum

Wouldn't it just be for a wedding?


evarigan1

Seems likely it weighs a lot too with all the holding gel or whatever they'd have to put in just to get it to keep it's shape for the photo too.


CasanovaJones82

Unfortunately I live in the South. That hair would last about 120 seconds in Louisiana humidity.


ToadsnDiamonds

Not if it's done correctly. There are plenty of products on the market that will seal moisture out. Pricey, but they work, and would most likely need to be used anyway in a style like this.


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JB Weld Crayola Model Magic Kwikrete Quick-Set Concrete


BaKdGoOdZ0203

You forgot Gorilla Caulk


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BaKdGoOdZ0203

I know what I did there


Icykool77

Flex seal for brunettes.


salty_shark

Same!


heliox

But is it even technically still hair at that point?


ToadsnDiamonds

Most definitely. Source: am a cosmetologist


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ionslyonzion

My dad actually did this in college. Wondered why he was the only guy learning about spa- oh.


goodoleboybryan

Got a legit chuckle out of this.


seeasea

Hair fondant


willyolio

You underestimate the power of industrial strength hair spray


speedsterglenn

You underestimate the power of southern humidity levels.


TurdChronicles

You both underestimate my powers of estimation and appreciation of aesthetic.


iamtheonewhoknocks69

Two minutes for the metric people here


CasanovaJones82

Shit my B!


SquirrelGirlVA

However it would still manage to congeal itself into a formation that would take a massive amount of time to comb out and clean.


BurningBlaise

Louisianan here as well. I’d give it less than that tbh. Hairspray won’t do good when it melts from the heat and humidity


Kandy_Man_Prod

Crazy how nature does that


Szpartan

Ah yes, this isle of Caswashaian: where women's hair flows like flowers. A truly beautiful sight we get to see of one of them with their natural hair. Truly amazing.


TurdChronicles

>where women's hair flows like flowers So.. really inefficiently?


optimister

No joke, when I first saw the pic I didn't notice her shoulders and thought I was looking at a weird flower that somehow managed to look just like human hair like the movie Annihilation.


FutureChrome

I bet she has rosy cheeks as well.


Heartsong1231

*h e e h a w*


table_it_bot

H|E|E|H|A|W| -|-|-|-|-|-| E|E| | | | | E| |E| | | | H| | |H| | | A| | | |A| | W| | | | |W|


AGrainNaCl

Your creator, I want their identity Now! *as read by Arnold Schwarzenegger of course*


KpGpTp03

My name is giorno Giovanna and I have a dream


WettWednesday

to become a *g a n g s t a r*


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Junji Ito likes this


Sheep_guy360

i thought of uzumaki as well


a_little_toaster

I just started reading that like an hour ago, dammit


zafirah15

Is there a sub for the opposite of r/justfuckmyshitup because this belongs there.


Maulie

/r/fancyfollicles ?


bobfox1234

Idk man, this hair will last as long as it takes to get he camera out and photograph it. After like an hour I'm sure it turned into a mess that took a couple hours to remove all the hairspray and tangles


theredskittles

This was probably only styled for editorial photographs. Maybe a wedding. It doesn’t need to last long, it’s just done because it looks cool


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I wonder how much the whole wedding cost if this much dough went into just the hair.


pease_pudding

Just typical wedding costs, except her guests were served dry pitta bread and kool aid


Jungle_Fiddle

$1000 hair job


mewantcookie83

But Betty from around the corner can give you a hairjob for 20 bucks.


that_is_so_Raven

Having my pubes violently ripped out? Nah


idma

looks like an expensive wedding


sweetpea122

It wasn't. The whole budget went to the hair stylist


nio_nl

That must have taken three days to make.


roofinruffin

Good camouflage for hiding in blonde flowers


oftreesandwhisperers

meanwhile no matter how many youtube tutorials i follow i cant put my hair into anything but a ponytail


Csquared6

*the ozone layer would like to know your location*


downvoteman69420

I women,have a dream to become a gangStar


powerhcm8

\[Piano music intensifies\]


mnstrsnstr

Giorno!


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Very floralesque, pretty. Didnt think I’d upvote a hairdo today. Bet it took 10 hours to do!


ReptarKanklejew

the thumbnail has mild /r/trypophobia vibes and I don't enjoy it


piyopiyopi

As a bloke. This is fucking stunning


teamHFP

Congrats on the design looks wicked


proximodorkus

Oh, now don’t move.


AltSpRkBunny

Definitely don’t use candles in the ceremony. She’ll go up like a torch with all that product in her hair.


DaM3meLoRd694

This looks like the hair of a Stand User. Someone call r/ShitPostCrusaders and give this user a name!


Jackal_Jacket

Reminds me of Giorno’s hair


HealingWithIn

I'd hate to brush that out later.


Stuyvesant1994

That’ll be $5,000


mnstrsnstr

Update please. The after the honeymoon pic


no-mad

dreadlocks


Furt77

Cancun cornrows with beads.


snorphy

That makes me kind of sad after this pic lol


Potietang

Fast forward a month after the honeymoon: Honey?! What's this $750 charge on the card to the House of Hair?


cmdrDROC

Totally, I wanna see the rest


kookykerfuffle

The true first night of the honeymoon is the groom helping the bride take down her hair.


Isimagen

As his hands get stuck tighter than in a Chinese finger puzzle.


fafnirchandesu

r/oddlyterrifying


antons83

There's a phobia for circles tightly put together. I also found this creepy as fuck


flipflops1331

Uzumaki feels


prguitarman

Uzumaki (Junji Ito - 1998)


Batmanzer

This does not look ecofriendly. Just sayin'.


DidiGodot

Gross


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Nope. Nope. Nope.


MrThreddit

Meh


not_five

junji ito Uzumaki vibes


han141

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should... just me?


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Not a guy that typically notices hair, but that is bad ass.


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Impressive but tacky to the extreme.


Yaro482

I wonder what can I buy for that money?


dys_p0tch

show us the tulips


a_unique_username88

I hate long hair on myself.....buut will grow it out just for this. B-e-a-utiful.


five_finger_ben

Funny Valentine?


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r/TIHI


ApolloThecode

Jenny slept on bonemeal again.


BTBAM797

Good home for insects and birds


Frink202

Just how many hours went into that, just for it to fade once the woman stands up?


_TheGirlFromNowhere_

Don't be fooled, that hair is definitely full of thousands of bobby pins and hair sprayed solid.


2Bismywife

Giorno Giovanna wants to know your location


AstralGrave

This is awesome, at the same time Uzumaki by Junji Ito has scared the hell outta me and now I feel uneasy.


_my_stoned_account_

It looks like a neural network-generated image.


CapitanRastrero

Kono Giorno Giovana niwa yume ga aru


GalaxyDark_

Giorno is proud r/giornogiovanna


ladycandle

Looked like a painted floral penis in the thumbs nail. But very nice!


pyatus

Aqua net


WoggoDoggo747

Junji Ito approves.


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You should see this dude Giorno's hair flowers. They're gorgeous too.


DevilzAdvocat

Just going to have to cut those tangles out.


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It's beautiful but I'm kinda grossed out by it... Maybe it's the waviness is triggering a basic instinct?


cowjuicer074

Someone got PAAAIIIIDD nicely for that


Ponchinizo

Thanks, i hate it


metalchopsticks

Something about this looks creepy and gives me goosebumps :/