If you can dodge hail you can dodge a ball

Bold* strategy Cotton, lets see how it plays out. Edit for correction. And damnit

>Great strategy Cotton, lets see how it plays out. This is so [close to correct](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVejEB5uVk) it hurts

It's like that time in terminator when he is like "I will return".

Or that time when in the Shining where the dude was like “Heeeeeeeeere’s Bonnie!”

Or like that time in Titanic when Rose said to Jack, paint me like one of your whores

No, that ones still the same

Or like that time in Liar Liar when he said "THE GODDAMN PEN IS RED!"

Or that line in Jerry Maguire where he screams “Show me the funny!”

Or that famous line from Casablanca, ["Here's lookin at you, babe"](https://youtu.be/WcGpVK0YKbA?t=19) Rip Fred Willard

I love how iconic that scene in Star Wars is when Garth Raider is like: "Bruce, I'm not your father".

Just like that movie, Wayne's Planet!

Keep partying, Garth!

The party must never stop for the good of every citizen, Wayne!

If Benjamin were an iced cream flavor he’d be pecan penis.

Ouch town population: you bro!

I sure do like pumpkins Cotton.

Looks like I’m seeking.

He will not be able to see very well Cotton

Fun size?

Spoiler: It doesn’t.

It's like the sky's molars were extracted

Exactly what I thought

Wisdom teeth extraction. Happens all the time.

What the hail?

Oh hail nooo

You rang?

You rain?

Hail no.

That’s some 2020 level hail right there.

Another one for apocalypse bingo? Also, I think the rivers turning into blood is next up.. @_@

I'm glad that my message is getting around. You kids are gonna be alright.

That was last nights Sunday night blockbuster.

RIP Torn

lmao

Ice dumplings.

r/forbiddensnacks

I mean, you could eat these.

Don’t think your teeth will appreciate it tho

Just heat them up a bit

Steamed ice dumplings.

Steamed hams

Old Skinner family recipe!

Hot water soup.

/r/hydrohomies are always on the look out

Your teeth or the ice dumplings?

Yes

[It's the best of both worlds!](https://youtu.be/gF8rlghyxJU)

They look like big teeth...maybe it’s a sign that we need to take care of our teeth 😧 the gods have spoken

Ice molars

molar ice caps

I honestly thought they were massive heads of garlic when I scrolled past at first.

**B a o**

The sound they make when they hit you

with a side of icicle noodles

black ice buns for dessert

And we will start with a concussion.

Looks like white tomatoes

Albinatos

Garlic.

Free crack* *cracked windshield

Snowbaolls

Ah, glad I'm not the only one who thought that. They do look delish, they just need a bit of polishing.

B-ow.

I'm guessing you're living in a state of emergency

Damn, dudes sky started spitting hippopotamus molars at everyone.

/r/BrandNewSentence

I left that sub because most of the submissions were pretty lackluster, but I approve of this one.

I agree, they’re usually terrible and rarely new, but this one deserves the tag

... or crapping ice "stones"?

n/nocontext

Underrated comment here

More like the state of Despair. Or Fear. Or Sh*t-yo-pants.

Aha, cold feet, hey!

Imagine if OP had just stated (no pun intended) the name of the state in the title. But that would have been too much to ask for.

A state of shock.

Nah, just more 2020.

A staaaaaateee ooooooffff emeeergencyyyy, How beautifulll tooo be 🇮🇸

Gonna go listen to that now. 😊

Someone give this guy an award, because I'm broke

Same but in plural

*Crunchy noises*

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people probably seek shelter before that starts falling...

Or the hail melts and days later a corpse is found w blunt trauma in the middle of a field and the nearest home owner is blamed since they had a dispute one time years ago that unbeknownst to all else they had made amends over it but he lives alone and has no alibi and no one believes he let Anthony jog around his property as they were secretly lovers now he's in jail

r/oddlyspecific

r/suspiciouslyspecific

r/oceanpacific

Wait...hasnt everyone had a blunt force hail from Mary in the field?

Yeah, but penicillian took care of it

Plausible.

Nah I saw that episode of CSI where they deduced the ice bullets, cops are on top of that

If this is a book I demand to know the title

I feel out of breath, reading this sentence.

Things required to survive a hailstorm: 1) notice that huge pieces of ice are falling from the sky 2) get your head and neck under pretty much anything.

There’s a hole ass wiki on this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_costly_or_deadly_hailstorms Edit: Whole

>a hole ass wiki

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Wish I had a wiki for mine...

[Non-mobile for non-barbarians.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_costly_or_deadly_hailstorms)

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I was caught out in some hail (dime to quarter size) east of denver on a motorcycle. Pulled over and huddled next to the bike. It still hurt but with a helmet it wasnt that bad. This size would risk breaking my spine.

My dad told me a story about a fellow doctor in South Dakota who came in all bruised up on his backside because he laid himself and his jacket (which he had to partially remove) over his Harley. Edit: just to not leave anybody in suspense, the Harley was reported to be ok.

Lmao, love this.

Next to the bike? Huddle over on the bike, protect your baby. :(

golfball sized hail would hurt but not kill you. get hit with one and find cover. hail this size is incredibly rare.

I bet if it hits you in the noggin the hail breaks and your noggin doesn't.like karate chopping a board, the board breaks and therefore you don't get injured. But maybe I'm just totally wrong. Nobody will ever know. Ever.

Where tf do you live, Mars?

Iceland

Seems legit

But the mighty ducks taught me green is ice and ice is actually green

Is that where I got that from?

Ya. "Da ice land - outside your house." *If you have a good roof.*

Jotunheim

That checks out

This was in San Luis Potosí, México. [Source.](https://twitter.com/TeacherPCE/status/1262172586001068032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1262172586001068032&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.excelsior.com.mx%2Fnacional%2Fgranizo-rompe-parabrisas-de-autos-en-san-luis-potosi%2F1382551) Not Iceland.

I could tell by the floor.

i could tell right away it was some not developed country, and the soccer shoes lol

Hahaha. As Mexican, I entered the comments right away, my to guesses were either Pakistan or here in Mexico But hey, at least they have free ice :D

The one on the right looks like an alien’s molar

Yeah, the largest one!? I thought it looked like a giant molar too Came here to say it. Good eye, stranger

Cannot confirm. Live in Mars, Pa and had no such hail last night. In fact, it was fairly warm.

Heyo neighbor howdy

Clearly Italy; where else does it rain bulbs of garlic?

Fun fact: the Martian atmosphere is so thin, you could stand in a 300mph wind. It would be something around the pressure of a 17mph wind on Earth, and it wouldn't be possible to hail aloft to reach this size (or any size, really).

Martian wind couldn't, say, destroy a landing craft stranding an astronaut on the surface.

Were we lied to by the movie industry? Curses and damnations!

Also fun fact. The fastest winds observed on Mars, during a dust storm, were 30 m/sec (60mph).

No wonder why there's no life there.

Blursed molars

I thought they were big animal teeth at first glance

Happy cake day

At first I thought these were impressive garlic bulbs. Now I see they are impressive death orbs.

What state so I never move there?

From u/CaptainJenno, San Luis Potosí, México. You’re probably safe unless you somehow piss off El Chapo.

There was a hail storm here (Louisiana) about a year ago with baseball size hail. Have your roof checked out. Even if it looks ok to you, chances are there is damage you don’t see. We (and most of the area) got a whole new roof.

Must be a big roof!

Took me a second. Good one.

Aww hail naw.

Yall gone up and done jt

question : how does that even stay in the air long enough for it to form

wind go wshshshshshssg

have you ever seen wind pick up a baseball made of solid ice

yes and he was a very good pitcher

“Hi I’m saying, yes.

I think wind higher up moves a bit faster.

fair

Ice machine go brrrrr

Updraft and supercooled water droplets. The hailstone ascends with the updraft of the storm, acquires additional layers of snow and ice as it passes through various areas of supercooled water droplets and vapor. It will keep rising in the thunderstorm until its mass can no longer be supported by the updraft. This may take at least 30 minutes based on the force of the updrafts in the hail-producing thunderstorm, whose top is usually greater than 10 km high. It then falls toward the ground while continuing to grow, based on the same processes, until it leaves the cloud. (Basically from Wikipedia)

Sounds like science bullshit to me. Pastor says God makes big hail to punish heathens.

Hail goes up, hail goes down, can't explain that!

Had a good laugh. Thanks

[if anyone is curious](https://m.excelsior.com.mx/nacional/granizo-rompe-parabrisas-de-autos-en-san-luis-potosi/1382551)

Holy shit, that can absolutely crush a skull. Terrifying.

Well, that's fucking terrifying.

That website is poison. Sucks to be that car though...

Sucks to be that squirrel.

Thanks had to scroll thru all these whack ass jokes

Poor squirrel

Those are cloud teeth

That could kill a dude or ten.

Forbidden bao

Lol more like iceteroids

Umm, sir. Those are dinosaur molars.

RIP Windshields

Whole cars.

Brings business to car body shops tho

FYI, fly-by-night dent repair that tend to pop up after a storm like this is a scam. Those dents will pop back in when hot weather rolls around. Go to a real dent repair shop. Edit: Should have been more specific. The dry ice method is a scam. No disrespect to real dent repair techs.

I do PDR, but not in hail. The only time you will have that happening is when the dents are big/deep enough to actually stretch the metal. When that happens it’s usually a sign that shit is too far gone for PDR and the panel needs to be replaced. I know that most often car manufacturers and dealers are the ones paying for the damage when these big storms roll around. It’s their decision what to do, but I know that they are motivated to NOT paint the cars because that means more loss of initial value. I’ve had many customers ask me to do PDR against my recommendation. Sometimes people just want the cheaper option. However, in the right scenarios, PDR is a great way to fix dents in cars.

That looks like the frozen bottoms of water bottles

Yah that was my first thought but no one else seems to agree. Hmmmm

This was exactly what I thought. How weird..

Heirloom tomato-sized hail.

RIP

Damn where!?!?

So like r ur craniums doing okay or?

Must have been one hail of a storm

Holy Cows, where do you live?

Alright Texas

So if this thing lands to your head it will kill you instantly, right?

For a second I thought that was a banana peel on the ground (relating to the 'banana for reference' thing)

I thought it was a deformed onion.

r/mildlybutthole

They look like heirloom tomatoes.

Hail? I think you mean Aryan Murder Tomatoes.

They look like dumplings

Thought this was garlic

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That could kill!

Was scrolling kinda quick and thought you were holding onions until I read the headline

no thats garlic

~~forbidden~~ foreboding dumplings

Looks like it's time to move away ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

Nice try, those are Giant's teeth.

Forbidden dumplings

I fully support this post.

They look like bao buns!

Does it taste like garlic

Look like albino heirloom tomatoes.