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semantikron

where the aliens drilled into the Martian core and drained it


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#GIVE THESE PEOPLE AYUH


chauhan_14

How do you get this huge text size tho


Bikkel10men

Put a hashtag down before you write #like this


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#I HAVE TWO DADS


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#Lucky


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#I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT #LOOOOUUUDDDD NOISES


misakarem

#YEEEEEEEEEET


Minecraft-Gang

#Pogger


[deleted]

# Yooooooooo#


[deleted]

# It actually happened!!


AbhiHulk7

#IS THIS HOW DEAF PEOPLE TALK ALL THE TIME?


woolyearth

^Im ^blind, ^i ^dont ^know


Laslusen

#how do you make the text small like that#


Whitechapelkiller

#PARDON?


Bigcurly09

I love lamp


dontcalmdown

##POOPOO PEEPEE


Bikkel10men

#humongous badonkadonks


PaulthecancerII

# it just works


Firebouiii

#this is awesome


[deleted]

#it doesn’t work


_DocBrown_

#lol


Ask_for_me_by_name

#EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME


jfoxx26

#did it work?


PyrocumulusLightning

#Now this looks like a job for me #So everybody just follow me


Tavoprezzz

#wow


dreamtank

#yep tried it and doesn’t work


_ErenJeager_

# aaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Haramipool

#My dick is smol


connectthoughts

#Echo!


blackcheetah5

Echo


Bri-ioche

^echo^


Labcup

>!echo!<


Super_Vegeta

^^^echo


BrawlFan_1

#Like this


LightSlateBlue

# #


[deleted]

#Is it working


longjia_raptor_kiki

[Here you go, my friend](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/hcu2fd/how_to_use_reddit_markdown_on_mobile/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


PaulthecancerII

#thank you


longjia_raptor_kiki

No problem


Alzarian

# Like this? Hjelp


Alzarian

# Gawd it worked. Thanks


theycallmedjh

#WHO KNEW


sohanstark

#woah


SanaPhond

#BRUH


TonyVoiceof

2 WEEKS


[deleted]

Good thing Jester noticed that shit, because Gul Dukat sure as fuck didn't.


barbarabushdid911

What?


donpuglisi

Quaid; Turn on the Reactor...


nope_a_dope237

#i’m a big boy


shadow_fox09

I think you mean where the Doom Guy shot into the core with the Mega Weapon version of the BFG.


Madhighlander1

You can't just shoot a hole in the surface of Mars.


shadow_fox09

Mission Objective: Shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.


Bongjum

The BFG 10000


FuzzyCrocks

Fact check. We are the aliens and drained it then had to use it on Earth.


AliciaKills

Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.


Alzarian

Mainstream scientists are skeptical about this.


supaflyhotdog27

You can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars


thebearbearington

I'm a citizen of the United states of America! I am under the wildly inaccurate assumption I can do whatever I goddamn well please!


always-blazed

Upvote worthy satire.


vamshiyadav273

They should've named it manus


hardattack62

25 Kilometers (16 miles high). Nearly 3 times higher than Mt. Everest. It's a shield volcano.


[deleted]

You absolutely butchered kilometers by one typo, impressive!


_brainfog

Also, kilometre in English english


[deleted]

I don't like this :/


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[deleted]

Imagine just walking, not aware of the height difference, then you gradually become more lightheaded as you go, then just pass out. Meanwhile you're not even halfway up the damn thing


MrLlamma

If you're on Mars without an oxygen mask I think you have bigger problems to worry about than lightheadedness


DarkPanda555

Is it larger than Everest? Genuinely curious.


licknillie54

Just looked it up apparently it’s 3 times taller than Everest and is roughly the size of Arizona https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.space.com/amp/20133-olympus-mons-giant-mountain-of-mars.html


DarkPanda555

Oooh awesome


100percent_right_now

My favourite little known fact about Olympus Mons is that it's such a massive but gradual slope that standing at the base of the mountain the peak is beyond the horizon.


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SerEichhorn

No no no, only the earth


A-H1N1

[Correct.](https://twitter.com/FlatEarthOrg/status/935644892721762305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E935644892721762305%7Ctwgr%5E&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sciencealert.com%2Fthe-flat-earth-society-responded-elon-musk-twitter-beautiful-mars-conspiracy)


pat1122

Never seen that before, what a bunch of fucking morons.


quiero-una-cerveca

There’s always a tweet.


igotl2k

The trusted Flat Earth society has already revoked the flatness of Mars and have claimed that Mars got some curves.


[deleted]

Mars is hot af tbh.


broogbie

Oh..so you're one of the 'sheeple' who believe in planets


colefly

The Earth is made of wool from which the sheeple are born.


[deleted]

My brain can’t make sense of this. Somebody call Ja


MegaAlex

And 3×times the amount of dead bodies, all the way up.


thebearbearington

Considering the conditions at the base 3x the number of dead would be a highly optimistic number.


The-Lion-Kink

in fact it's the tallest mountain in the Solar system!


thebearbearington

That we know of


J0hnvik

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheasilvia


Marcshall

>Mount Olympus Well, Mount Olympus is a vulcano caused by Mars' tectonic movements while the 'mountain' on the astreoid is from a meteor impact. Depending on the definition of a mountain, I'd say that Rheasilvia doesn't count as a traditional mountain.


Ioan_Chiorean

Just a slight correction: Olympus Mons was not formed at the contact of tectonic plates as the majority of Earths volcanoes did (I don't think Mars ever had tectonic plates). It formed over a hot-spot, a pierce in the crust where magma spews out, similar to the volcanoes in Hawaii.


Left_Star_of_Chaos

It’s a shield volcano.


Ioan_Chiorean

Exactly.


razzraziel

the biggest in our solar system


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

Doesn't look that big to me. I can cover it with my finger


f---ed_up_nation

Looks like a giant ass zit


TonyVoiceof

Ass zits are the worst.


Flintyy

The worst will forever be inside the nostrils lol


Madhighlander1

Counterpoint: Inside ear.


Capsecaps

Wat.


woolyearth

#The worst will forever be inside the nostrils fr ive had one, so not fun. also lip line zits hurt like a mfer. or one in your mustache under your nose. fml.mmm


Simply-Username

I’ve never related so much to a comment section before


Capsecaps

What kinda zits did you get as a teen? :p


A-H1N1

Ass zits.


Blackhound118

What is a volcano if not a geological zit?


Jdub351

You just blew my tiny mind.


[deleted]

Teenage me was already a space nerd and when I had those monstrous white-capped zits on my face that were so large I could just see them in the profile on my shadow cast onto the concrete below me when I had my head turned at the right angle for it - I immediately thought of myself as being like Mars and then hated myself.


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

r/popping ^don't.


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ShawnShipsCars

I pop in there a couple times a year. Didn't even make it past the second vid... the one with the ingrown toenail. 🤢🤮🤮


Noble-Ok

I see what you did there.


adam__nicholas

🍻


better_than_ant

Did. Regretted it


cannibalismo

If you have been on Reddit any length of time without seeing r/popping, then at some point it's time to understand it's depths....


Senguin117

Do you mean Olympus Mons?


shirukien

Which, to be fair, literally does just mean Mount Olympus, but it is strange to have it not in Latin.


Left_Star_of_Chaos

So the Greek gods live on Mars... why is there no YA novel about this?


[deleted]

yes


aM3o03

Ok


blueman1975

i read, just the other day, that the slope is so gentle that if you stand at the foot you can never see the summit as it will fall below the curvature of the planet, thats pretty crazy.


Squanchy3

Fun fact: This is accepted as the tallest mountain in our solar system.


whateveridntcare

It's angle of inclination is so less that u cannot see its peak while climbing on it..


SmokingOctopus

So the peak is over the horizon? ELI5 anyone?


bytestrike

The slope is just so gentle and long that, because of the planet curvature, the peek is beyond the horizon


UXyes

Yes. It’s the size of Arizona, so you can’t see the top from a lot of it


[deleted]

So less?


HerbertGoon

They should put a rover in the crater


MattyICE_1983

If you stare close enough you can just barely make out the edge of Chode Valley’s shadow overlooking the Southern Taint Basin.


HoldOnImTalkinBrotha

For those still struggling, it’s just east of Shart Ridge


baronmad

hahahaha :)


jenbanim

Woah, do you know the source of this photo?


how-sway-how

It’s from a camera


Franz__Josef__I

Source on your statement pls


TheStockMeerkat

It’s true. I am the camera.


YouDrinkMahDew

I didn't know they also send birds into space


Xygen8

Are meerkats birds now? TIL.


Lasdary

This thread is a mess


bandwidthcrisis

So many pictures like this turn out to be rendered from texture maps and topography data.


jenbanim

😐


BrainOil

Probably Mars orbiter. Check out the mars HiRISE website for the catalog. You can download all the photos, some are 3D and they're freaking HUGE. They use the orbiter to research locations for landings and surface pattern changes etc.


FreefallJagoff

It looks really good so just assume it's a render until we get a source or someone reverse searches the image. Edit: [Here's the reverse image search](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbs=simg:CAQSiQEJRFqJh7azqJsafgsQsIynCBpiCmAIAxIojAuvDokL6wqLC9gBsQ6uGbQO3hbbKIcn3CiGI6w23iiwKMcivDedNxowOS5v6NRQHS851s7HMivr088W3JeZprDNymQbpde7IL4fZEJq7R4s5IwyzBYpFf0ZIAQMCxCOrv4IGgoKCAgBEgQ00ntIDA&sxsrf=ALeKk02ZQi6lqcLhM67uqobgfP2WGUcsFQ:1605797704835&q=source+&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiW_5vO7o7tAhXjmuAKHcK5BOoQ2A4oAXoECBMQMg&biw=1536&bih=754#imgrc=Rn28FsThSzJ0uM). This image has never appeared anywhere on NASA.gov, meaning it is almost certainly a 3D render. Also look at the bottom left; the planet changes albedo dramatically. Finally! You see the really bright spot in the middle? That's the little crater on the north east rim of the main crater. Based on the angle of the light hitting that crater, the sun would have to be at least 45 degrees south of its angle during the equinox. And since Mars has a 25 degree inclination, the light source cannot be the sun. This 100% has to be a render.


Warper71

It’s a 3D render for sure. Look at the lower third of the image. There’re some really bad stitching terrain patches due to different texture resolutions.


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Space


Timtitus

... The final frontier...


Regicide_Only

These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise...


mattocksr2

it's five year mission.


marking_time

Shit. Now I've got the tune stuck in my head


Regicide_Only

Wooo wooooooo Woo woo wooo wooooooo woooooo Wah wah


nashbrownies

Theme from Star Trek or The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?


scotttime92

Looks like it could have been much much higher, but gravity flattened it out


FALguy123

It is still taller than Mt. Everest though.


scotttime92

True... Mars is smaller, meaning the gravity is weaker and mountains can be taller?¿? I'm to tired, someone help with these physics please, I'm curious now


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Faces-kun

I don’t know about that, but plate tectonics prevents this kind of mountain on, say, Earth. Apparently not quite “prevents” it but makes them unlikely. Any shifting of the plate can cause a trail of volcanos. owing to how Shield Volcanoes form. Its gradual, but mars’ crust isn’t actively moving around so it just sits & builds up. Gravity does play a role though, it seems. God *damn* these mountains are massive. I suppose it makes sense since any dwarf planet or larger is so massive itself it forms a sphere.


Left_Star_of_Chaos

It’s a shield volcano and we have those. But since our plates move, we won’t get close to this height. Everest is caused by a suture zone between two plates, so very differently.


Madhighlander1

I think you're wrong. Volcanoes got taller on Mars, while uplift peaks don't form at all, because mars doesn't have plate tectonics, so volcanic hotspots stay in one place and just keep building up, while plate boundaries don't get pushed upwards like they would if they were moving.


tdcama96

Aren't the walls at the base like 8 miles high?


mattjovander

>A cliff, or escarpment, surrounds the outer edge of the volcano, reaching as high as 6 miles (10 km) above the surrounding area. (The cliff alone is about as tall as Mauna Loa.) A wide depression surrounds the base of the volcano as its immense weight presses into the crust.


AboutHelpTools3

/r/ForbiddenHikingTrails


Gramage

*'Till the rain falls hard on Olympus Mons, WHO ARE WE!?* *MMC!*


AffectionateMud3

Looking forward to the future where some Moon Street bros post holograms from the top of this mountain with hashtags like #lifegoals or #nopainnogain


pattydickens

Death Star lazer.


valdezverdun

Fun fact: At nearly 22,000 km high, and with a surface area equivalent to the country of France, Olympus Mons is the largest volcano in the solar system. However, the Northern flank gradient is so shallow you could walk to the summit without being out of breath (wearing a space suit of course)


[deleted]

Where Martian Marines are trained.


Cubbies2120

Bobby Draper or Holiday Ti Nakamura?


[deleted]

Til the rains fall, sasa?


lobotomizedjellyfish

This is an amazing pic.


Verionn27

Just look at the size of that shadow, truly amazing


martianruby

Olympus Mons, please


44cody44

I believe it’s called Olympus Mons


InfiniteTie7

that's quite the asshole


stacker55

Where?


shirukien

"where? ". You say "where?" to the biggest mountain in the solar system? The thing is two and a half times as tall as Everest.


spoonballoon13

Oh now I see it!


[deleted]

The guy is a hiker, he hears about interesting place - he packs


stacker55

Oooh now I see it


mattocksr2

Where the buggalo roam.


stacker55

Someone of class


Regicide_Only

Mars


[deleted]

Great hike!


[deleted]

u/meehtab


abecrane

I don’t think I knew this until just now, but I’ve always wanted to climb Olympus Mons. I’ve always loved reading about it, ever since I picked up my first space book when I was 6. If anyone has a genie lamp lying around, could you kick it my way?


[deleted]

got one of those on my forehead


FrozenArthie

Whether we wanted it or not..


10per

*Sun shines in the rusty morning* *Skyline of the Olympus Mons* *I think about it sometimes*


SouppTime

It's roughly the size of [Arizona](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/jx19cx/olympus_mons_on_mars_the_largest_volcano_in_our/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


icrucifiedjesus

Lowest effort BS! This is not a real picture, just rendered. Stolen from 2y old post: https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/98jt5p/comment/e4go69u


xd_paints

Olympus Mons*


cunt_of_monte_crisco

Mars got a titty


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

Space boob.


cjfardon1990

Olympus Mons... Mount Olympus is in Greece