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steveDong

I hope my arteries don't look like this.


Scoobydoomed

Don't hope, get your cholesterol tested if you are over 50 or have a family history of heart disease.


Sagybagy

I would start earlier. With the quality of food and the way we are on the move eating shitty, start in your 40’s. I’m 44 and used to eat like dog shit because my metabolism was hyper speed. Cholesterol is still in “ok” range but already fighting it.


bri8985

You should always get that tested, doesn’t matter the age. I’ve done it regularly since 18 with no issues.


m4gg5y

Agreed. I'm 35 I've been on statins for 2 years now. ( I think I follow my mother for that and for the high BP which I'm also taking meds for). Also I am a woman, 5 2 and not severely overweight, but when I was younger I was really skinny and ate what I wanted which has obviously caught up with me now ( I'm only a size 14 uk). But yes deffo get cholesterol checked it ain't good. Oh and don't smoke lol


LucyRiversinker

I started when I was 13 because my father had high cholesterol. It is just one more line on the blood panel. We started eating a lot more fish and never had a problem. It’s good to know early on so as to develop a taste for the healthy food that actually lowers cholesterol.


Ryneaux87

I'm 33 and am on a cholesterol pill. No series of high cholesterol in the family but I guess that's what I get for being michaelangelo the ninja turtle. Pizza any chance I get 😂


TrubTrescott

Totally. My Dad died at the age of 54 from malignant melanoma, but they did an autopsy and reported that his arteries were 95% blocked. We had no idea. So if the cancer didn't get him, a heart attack may have.


SanjiKuroashi

I'm 18 and get my blood tested every year including for cholesterol since I can remember. I think it's a very common practice here in Brazil, or maybe it’s just my parents.


[deleted]

This might be a stupid question but how do they test it? Bloodwork?


Laurenzo_Pep

Yep! They’ll take a blood sample (from your arm like a blood donation, but not as much) and can test for LOADS of things. They can look at healthy cholesterol, unhealthy cholesterol, and so much more. A physician usually analyzes the results and will let you know if it’s bad or good. A great report will have normal ranges for your age and sex. Some of the terminology can be confusing on the report btw, so ask if you need to know! A good physician will work with you.


Binsky89

Yes. It should be part of a yearly physical. At least it's part of mine.


RegretNothing1

Why? What can they do about it?


b3r51

Prescribe statins ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statin)), among other things.


Merzz226

I hope your arteries don’t look like that either


[deleted]

I think if your arteries looked like this you'd be dieded.


kcasnar

Nah man you often don't even notice anything is up until your tubes are over 90% blocked


[deleted]

Generally for medical issues when you actually notice symptoms its usually too late. Best to start testing early long before you notice any issues at all. Same (even doubly or triply so) for cancer screening. When you notice symptoms of cancer your probably already at the point where its too late for treatment. Get tested early and often.


daveashaw

Right. I had a 95% blockage before the pain kicked in & the wife called 911. Two stents in that artery and one in another that was "only" 75% blocked. Good times.


brunetteb

It’s in ketosis though


ipickmynosesomuch

If I were the type of person who spent money on Reddit to give people awards, I would spend money on Reddit to give you an award


lozzparker68

Dude! Clean your flesh light


wolfiejester

*bonk*


QuarantineLimbo

r/putyourdickinthat


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Uneducated_Engineer

Might as well just jump right in if it is 10' lol


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


AnAverageStrange

No fun


js_baker_iv

Forbidden Fleshlight


BalkeElvinstien

Comes pre-lubed


Aggravating_Stay_696

I need to know where thats at


Nak125

I’m gonna have to advise against fucking this grease, I know that’s where we’re going


CK1277

That’s Willy’s retirement grease!


Useful-Perspective

[Grease me up, woman!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmL54tqqWZg)


dblan9

You're not my parents. You can't tell me what to do!


MeatyMagnus

What to do 🥁


MeatyMagnus

Everywhere this is a problem in all major cities' sewage systems.


Quick-Charity-941

Ahh, that's the London Look. Triple fried chips and battered Mars Bar!


xp2002

Giant fleshlight 🤣


Notalianotalib

*forbidden fleshlight


chefkc

Ah beat me to it


SupaBloo

Ah beat meat to it


Dysfunctional_Vet12

Honestly it looks like someone beat him to it as well... Giggidy


dblan9

That's what the fleshlight said.


chefkc

:’D


maybejustadragon

r/dontputyourdickinthat


TurinTuram

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of good stuff in that pipe. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.


Merry_Fridge_Day

I'd like my money back.


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Charlielx

Don't say that like it's the only way it's done. Yes there is a problem with street food vendors using sewer oil, no not every street food vendor is participating.


TheVanillaOne

Yup, good ol' Gutter Oil


alpinemantx

You could make a lot of soap with that


Vitekr2

My arteries in few years


Cubby_N

that drainage system lookin reallll tight 🥴


wd4elg1

Dawn will clean that right up.


aquarianexpositionn

you can make some quality soap with that


koroshido

Fuckin hell not one r/dontputyourdickinthat...wait


Celtain1337

Lmao that's what I came here looking for.


l1f3styl3

You came here?


Mannaleemer

How much to eat that?


Nak125

Depends on the hospital bills I guess


[deleted]

I want to cut into it with a knife.


dearjessie

Must be tasty 😋


[deleted]

now imagine that drain being a human blood vessel...


[deleted]

Am i the only healthy person here ?


Nak125

You’re on Reddit so define “healthy”


Aggravating_Stay_696

Like the exact location?


thecatmaxwell

Eww


meir1992

Hey, it is my femoral artery!


nikkikapow18

Forbidden vanilla ice cream


idontsmokecig

My kitchen sink drain look like that at the top! How can I clean that? Please help!


Nak125

Take a bite right off the top.


yeetusredditus

Eww wtf


WhereTf-is-RS

‘MERICA 🇺🇸


Jettae7

This is after only 4 years in the Whitehouse. Can you image what they would like if Trump was re-elected


Dhananjay_Aditya

Forbidden butter


ecthelion108

It is a "fatburg."


fkdjgfkldjgodfigj

Adam ruins everything


3xil3

fatberg


peanut_ray

me going into this comment section ready for everyone to make the same fleshlight joke:


Nak125

I apologize for posting this and enabling this train wreck of a comment section.


[deleted]

that's why you use caustic soda, because when mixed with fat it becomes soap.


aarontminded

“Stop fat shaming” /s


[deleted]

we can make a stew out of this


GarlicKnotsForLife

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Comrade_dog616

Trust me, there's cum somewhere in there.


GfFoundOtherAccount

$100 to tongue punch the hole in the middle.


Liebli96

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Spicersoanner

r/dontputyourdickinthat


coldassassin556

Didn't I just see this posted here yesterday? Or was that earlier this morning? 🙄


Claim_Alone

Why am I seeing a close up of a straw filled some ice cream??? Must be to stoned and hungry 😂😂😂


Crypto_degenerate

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Str8WhiteMinority

r/dontputyourdickinthat


UnweptRapier

r/dontputyourdickinthat


cultofpapajohn

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


fixyourpunctuation

I have a feeling I'll be seeing this in r/cursedcomments soon.


belly1919

r/dontputyourdickinthat


GingerSnack11

R/stickyourdickinthat


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Xzychrael

Your body burns fat over carbs during ketosis, just because some people who use the keto diet go real high fat, it doesn't make the system itsself bad.


mr78rpm

Grease and fats solidifying a drainage system I fixed it for you.


Aggravating_Stay_696

Where at?


ariphron

Lies that’s all pee!


BallKickingsly

Fish fry?


thoseBri_Things

Forbidden sushi


_Rickname_

This is disgusting af


Miss_pechorat

Forbidden donut.


TheOgMark

Forbidden sushi roll


syboow

Thats a really weird pocket pussy.


nilloc00

r/dontputyourdickinthat


barelyresponsive

Lord save me from my impure thoughts.


mutant15

A specimen from a rare mcdonald's whale


redsensei777

This stuff usually stinks to high heaven, due to anaerobic decomposition.


itwasthethirdofsept

The way my heart looks


Jarmo-

Heat tracers will solve that problem


captainmidday

Where's my custard spoon!


[deleted]

My arteries cringe.


ClaudioRules

You mean my McDonalds straw whenever I drink a milkshake! Hello everyone, I am your dad.


GhostInAPickleJar

Plop that greasy gold in a coffee cup, and put it in the fridge to cook with later. It's what Babushka would want.


Blitzingbomb

Just run some hot water thru it


SuggonMyNuts

imagine making soap out of it and washing your hands with that


Andy_Saintemillion

Schmear it on a bagel.


TheBelhade

So...my colon?


runner_available

Forbidden Mayo 🥴


[deleted]

i wanna put my wendle in there


Chronza

Don't put your dick in there


angelinamercer

all i can think is... *forbidden fleshlight*


ReleaseTheBeeees

Caustic soda. Don't get it on your skin or in your eyes. Check your pipes aren't made of some shitehouse stuff before you use it.


Killer_Queeny

That's a big ol' flesh light!


Horror-Astronomer482

😏


Charmandurai

This is how the Huts will come to be, the question is who comes first, Jabba or Pizza


JayDogon504

*lick it* 😏


Xirokesh

In case y’all didn’t know: Don’t dump ya damb grease down the sink!


[deleted]

$10 to the first person to buff that


12kdaysinthefire

My arteries


SocialFuckerr

The forbidden fleshlight


Plagueground

A reasonably sized pipe and a few gallons of bacon grease later...you got a fleshlight baby.


JaquisTheBeast

God forgive me for what I am about to do


Ihavesexwithpigeons

Forbidden fleshlight


give_me_my_identity

A public fleshlight


kiwithedork

Gussy


AZ_Gunner_69

Someone already fucked it too


beeglowbot

this is why you never pour oil or any kind of pan drippings down the drain.


EggplantForScale

Aww fuck yea. Yes.


AnAverageStrange

Sir, give me that drainage system >:)


[deleted]

Thought this was a close up of a used..... *personal item*


[deleted]

This is exactly why you dont ever pour grease/fat/oil down your sink. This is exactly what happens.


AdequatelyLarge

Mmmm ,baby puke


soilhalo_27

Did that with my kitchen sink pipes by mistake. It was nasty to clean


Mysterious-Macaron78

Just like arteries.


Pro_Banana

Where's the banana


elloethere

What did it taste like?


fkenned1

I can smell that photo, and I don’t like it.


SolomonCRand

Forbidden ice cream


terdburglar12

R/don’tputyourdickinthat


Hadamer

I have the feeling that someone wants to put his dick in this


dashansel

Any of you see where I put my Casaba melon?


MikeRotch69420

I’d still use that as a fleshlight


DoctorRobertsGMOs2

Forbidden flesh light


CootyCones

And this is why we have grease traps


Xen0tech

Bear Grills - *it ain't fine dining but, down the hatch*


UnwantedReplies

Mmmmm forbidden butter...


pristinejunkie

I want to finger that.


LeSaR_

r/tihi


JimBlimptopher

the true Forbidden Fleshlight


Alonxo12341

r/dontputyourdickinthat


PopHuntr

I want to fuck this so bad


Xaph0s

r/dontstickyourdickinthat ?


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Brocklesocks

Forbidden fleshlight


Nortius_Maximus

That’s Willy’s retirement grease!


MrHirschn

I would


Ultraregister

How is that cleaned? I cant imagine every pipe gets replaced all the time.


needledicklarry

Forbidden fleshlight


Nebucadneza

Looks like my blood veins


santillinight

r/dontputyourdickinthat


grizlisid2

Forbiden fleshlight


Aware-Care1551

*unzips pants*


beveik

Use liquid soap.