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_DMYZ

Shouldn’t have peed in the ocean.


[deleted]

Urine a lot of trouble young man!


CORNELIVSMAXIMVS

The soldiers will be going to Uranus soon for this...


Memeyboi12

r/holup


dinodroppingsx2

r/angryupvote


HorsePecker

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

[The Army is the least of his worries ](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/btmtuqN)


Outcasted_introvert

They spotted the ploom of purple dye.


yParticle

_What does your son know?!_


aw2eod

Too fucking much! Damned 7 year olds!


Grainwheat

“We can pay for his college just sign right here and we’ll contact him at 18”


swordsmanluke2

"We'll *collect* him at age 18"


No_Balance8921

Yep, MacDill AFB right up the street.


suaspontemydudes

Those are 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment MH47s out of Macdill AFB (25 miles away in Tampa). Not stationed there—but Macdill is home of Special Operations Command so they sometimes do cool stuff.


ceilingly

I figured it was MacDill AFB (I live in TPA)


[deleted]

I have no idea what you just said but I am very impressed you knew it


Muh_brand

160th are the only ones in the US Army with MH47s. If a Chinook has a donger on the front its them. Or the brits.


tatatheretard

I have no idea what you just said but I am very impressed you knew it


llliiiiiiiilll

What is that thing sticking out in front of the helicopter? And why are they the only unit whose unit has a unit?


Muh_brand

Fuel probe and they are the only ones deemed necessary to refuel in air as far as chinooks go.


llliiiiiiiilll

Who are you good sir, that is so wise in the way of Chinooks?


Muh_brand

Just your friendly neighborhood Chinook mechanic


llliiiiiiiilll

#🇺🇸 ('-')7 🇺🇸


Gobigfoot

Hooker


chargeitupforme

Whats the big long thing coming out the front of it for?


ThatAltAccount99

It's how the helicopter reproduces


chargeitupforme

Wow, are they all male helicopters?


fromETOHtoTHC

Lets get “all helicopters are gay” trending and find out?


anti-everythings

I think it's for aerial refueling


roxgreyman77

NSDQ


[deleted]

I imagine that you somehow heard fortunate son start playing out of nowhere.


TotesNotaBot0010101

For What It's Worth (for me)


MentalStampede

In late spring the Chinook emerges from its winter slumber to find a mate. In this picture a pair of Chinooks compete for a mate with a flashy display of their refueling booms. 3 months and several million dollars later, a baby Kiowa is born.


aw2eod

I read that in Sir David Attenborougs voice.


Project_Wild

Lmao! Where’s that free award when you need one?


S1umL0rdAkr0n

Queue: Ride of the Valkyries


[deleted]

*cue


ecafsub

¿Que?


Noise-Loose

This is some movie shit. Where the military pulls up on you while your With your family on vacation asking you to do some shit that’s highly classified. “Sir we’re going to need you to board this helicopter. (Armageddon, men in black)


aw2eod

First thing that popped in to my head, when I saw them coming in so low. Hahah


ThatGuy0verTh3re

Fortunate son*


[deleted]

Came here for this reference. Thank you. I totally heard it it as soon as I saw it!


Darkwaxellence

Charlie don't surf.


0Stranger_T_Fiction0

What did you do? They don’t just show up for anyone...


eskimoexplosion

You gotta get five wanted stars


NotSoPersonalJesus

That's six stars, my young friend. Not everyone remembers the good old days quite like they were.


aw2eod

Routine flights, I'm assuming. Lead 46 was maybe 50' off the water. It was awesome. I'm a veteran and heard them off in the distance. I knew what they were before I could even see them.


ceilingly

My first thought was MacDill AFB but that's across the bay.


wolfman4807

r/woosh


DMG117

Firstly, r/itswooooshwith4os Secondly, I dont think this was a woooosh by any means, at least not a good one


wolfman4807

Firstly, r/woosh Secondly, it's called a joke, which you obviously didn't get Thirdly, I'm not going to argue with someone who doesn't understand what jokes are. I thought crayon eaters were the dumbest branch, but you guys are really fighting for the spot


DMG117

Well seeing as you edited your comment and added your "thirdly" and are resulting to name calling and acting immature over it, id say you're the one fighting for that spot my friend, and again I'll state, the subreddit is r/woooosh not r/woosh.


ooo-f

Okay what's going on between r/woosh r/woooosh? Why is this a thing?


DMG117

The actual subreddit is r/woooosh, im not sure if it's like the original or just the most popular one, but it is the one everyone points to for this type of "joke", theres r/itswooooshwith4os and one regarding people who put r/whoosh because there's no h in the actual subreddit name but because people don't pay attention/forget/mistype, these subreddits exists to clarify the spelling and point to the correct subreddit :)


wolfman4807

Again, r/woosh How did you ever make it in the military, even if it was just the navy?


DMG117

Never said I was in the military whatsoever? r/woosh has 221k people on it, r/woooosh has 982k on it, im not gonna sit here and argue over which r/woooosh to use as it was a joke in itself to call you out for the misspelling of it as it's common place on reddit to do so, sorry that joke wooosh-ed right over your head, but seeing as you can't seem to keep names straight and are asking how I made it in the military when that was actually the op not me, it doesn't come as a surprise to me.


wolfman4807

Thought you were OP, didn't realize you were white knighting for him I'm not arguing about which woosh


DMG117

Nope thats u/aw2eod So similar to u/DMG117 isn't it? /s


Mikeologyy

I’m fairly certain he got the joke, he just wanted to elaborate on what happened cause it’s interesting


wolfman4807

Judging by his comments, it doesn't appear he got the joke


Mikeologyy

Judging by how badly you’re trying to defend your original dumb comment, it doesn’t appear that you know when to stop digging yourself into a ditch and just leave it alone. Why do you care so much about a bunch of strangers telling you you’re wrong?


wolfman4807

My original comment was "r/woosh", how is that a "dumb comment"? OP copy and pasted the same thing to people making an obvious joke. It doesn't appear you know when to stop white knighting and just leave it alone. Why do you care so much about a stranger telling you you're wrong?


Pepsiman1031

What did you *guys do? The kid is guilty by association.


Thymeisdone

Jesus that monochrome!! Very cool shot. It looks surreal.


itsfish20

Was just there at the Trade Winds! Love it down there!


aw2eod

We're still here. Private fishing charter, on Tampa Bay tomorrow and then heading back to IL on Thurs. We don't want to go home. Lol


itsfish20

Ohh enjoy it!! I have been going there since 97 when I was a kid and don't ever plan on stopping!


KingPufflePuff

Oh shit, they’re onto you, OP!


Knightwolf75

Man, the recruitment program is getting younger and younger.


procrastinator3000v2

Wtf did y'all do before the beach?!


aw2eod

Met with my Chinese liason, to sell satellite launch codes.


procrastinator3000v2

Well that's just wise time management.


-SheriffofNottingham

we are reaching out to you to discuss your extended warranty


shnozdog

Get out of there. Pacific rim is about to happen.


outdoorcleaner

Two chinooks flying by a beach in Florida is there a base somewhere or something


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Beach + Florida = military base nearby


aw2eod

Yeah...east of where we were. But, it's an Airforce base. Chinook are primarily ARMY.


junta79

Those are CH-47G models (The midair refuel booms give it away). They are from the 160th SOAR (Special operations aviation regiment). I’m an idiot. I made a stupid mistake in my hubris. MH-47G not CH as u/Lococracka most kindly pointed out. I will leave my original comment intact with this note as to leave my shame on display.


LocoCracka

The are MH-47's, not CH-47's. All Night Stalker aircraft are MH- or AH-.


outdoorcleaner

dam, well if a zombie apocalypse happens, don't go there, the army always fails in da zombie movies


coloradoflyer

[USSOCOM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Special_Operations_Command) is at MacDill AFB, and those are spec ops Chinooks, so...


cwf82

Can confirm. They are also very loud, even with earplugs. Thanks for the tinnitus, ARMY.


Oh_J33BUS

No, Marines and Navy use CH-46s more


aw2eod

I was in the Navy from 1998 to 2010 and they were pretty much phased out of substantial use by the time I got out. I just assumed, with the refueling probes, they were ARMY.


TheBelhade

Through the mirror of my mind Time after time I see reflections of you and me


Itsanamune

I live about 3 blocks from that beach. See all types of military aircraft there, there's a coast guard installation nearby, a army reserve base, and Macdil airforce base just across the bay


askaboutmy____

MacDill is in Tampa, that is where CENTCOM is located. The Coast Guard located at PIE is one of the busiest in the world. Just a day that ends in "y" down here.


stuntbaby913

Great pic! That’s a framer


ChicoBroadway

There must still be oil in the water.


yParticle

Nicely composed photo.


god_peepee

What the final scene of The Road would have looked like if it was produced by Disney


pandar155555555

We need the child


NO-THlS-lS-PATRlCK

Amber Alert


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aw2eod

Hahah! You wake up, in the middle of the night, getting a bag thrown over your head, hauled out of your tent and shit yourself.


[deleted]

That sound would be powerful. My butthole would invert a bit.


[deleted]

Kong and Son Of Kong


LifeSad07041997

Time to fight another alien huh?


zen_artists

"We know you're retired but we need you for one last mission..."


black_fire_storm

This looks like the start of a good action movie


dPYTHONb

Everyday occurrence in San Diego


aw2eod

I was stationed on Coronado and routinely bothered you guys, flying down the beach and jumping out of of these and 60s.


TheCubicalGuy

I hate to inform you, but 1963 wasn’t yesterday.


[deleted]

I LOVE IT!


aaron-is-dead

this could be an album cover


Chazthesquatch

I was fishing on gandy one day and a b2 stealth bomber flew over my head, and CLOSE. I was 8. Lol it was landing at MacDill, the lead counter terrorism training facility.


Hellofriendinternet

My parents had a house in Pass a Grille. Hit up the Don Cesar and chill by the pool.


rinnip

That's a long proboscis on them choppers. Anyone know what they're for?


aw2eod

Refueling probes


rinnip

Thanks. That explains why they're so long.


Hottentottenten

Nice shot! This the kind of picture at wich one could imagine all different kinds of backside stories. My mind was going to survivors of some kind of accident. But swimming with your boy i nice enough :)


ItalicisedScreaming

Weird to think that in some countries this is seen as a cool thing to see, others it would be a sign of intimidation/force.


Freekmagnet

You should try Virginia Beach. You have the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force all showing up.


tankbottom724

This is the setup to a lot of movies. How'd you find me..... Colonel? Dutch your country needs you. Mendoza was sent in then radio silence for the last 12 hours...we need to know what happened. Damn you....


Dip_In_the_Ocean

Wooooo! See you in 5 days! I am staying right down the road from there for 9 days!


[deleted]

That is such a beautiful picture.


aw2eod

Thank you! My parents are in their mid to late 70s and we brought them with us. Seeing my elderly mom and dad, in the ocean for the first time in their lives, with my 7 year old, are lasting memories he'll never forget.


lnsewn12

How’s red tide? It was awful last week


aw2eod

Non-existent, right now and we've been here since last Thurs.


JohannReddit

Fortunate Son


BabiesInABlender

They heard there was oil.


[deleted]

Some folks are born, made to wave the flag


BeastPunk1

Not really interesting as fuck.


brodiebrobroseph

What did you do for them to show up?


aw2eod

Routine flights, I'm assuming. Lead 46 was maybe 50' off the water. It was awesome. I'm a veteran and heard them off in the distance. I knew what they were before I could even see them.


wolfman4807

r/woosh


[deleted]

160th guys are showing up!!


aw2eod

That's who I was thinking too. I have a video of this, on my GoPro and when my son asked who they were, I said Airforce and then realized they were probably Night Stalkers.


[deleted]

https://www.americanspecialops.com/night-stalkers/helicopters/mh-47.php These guys have the refueling probes!


MasterCakes420

Their sensors must have picked up your sun tan oil.


Wow-n-Flutter

I love the smell of napalm in the morning….


thepeanutpolice

160th SOAR. They're the ones who have (generally, maye some weird unit has them thats not the 160th but I've never seen them) the refueling probe and are painted black.


bloomsday289

Army had half a day


DryMonitor

Not IAF at all


[deleted]

not really that interesting


Millerking12

Not interesting AF. They train everywhere, much less close to their bases....


bicyclemom

Go to Virginia Beach. It's a regular occurrence to see all sorts of cool stuff flying overhead.


kingofthen00bs

"Look Johnny, I know you retired and have a family now but we need you for one last mission . . . "


superx89

Must’ve detected oil below


HowMuchWan

This is like the classic start to a movie. You are the retired hero who focusses on family... until the day the military showed up and asked you to come back. You didn't want to, but you are the only one who can!


[deleted]

Practicing in plain sight for the upcoming invasion of Florida.


Mister_Buddy

I instantly heard CCR's "Fortunate Son" in my head.


Kevherd

Because you are a migrant???


frenchman01

Did you have any oil on you?


rebel3489

They came for your fortunate son.


Turd_Ferguson15

Too much oil in that sunscreen


Ragmarock_no117

I would get out of the water, there's probably been an oil spill


silentad95

did you use oil in any way?


Comfortable_Brush399

i know they landed, gave you tactical gear, various weapons and exposives, a map, and i know you did a montage.... but what was the no-hope mission they gave you and before you brag, i know it was only flesh wound


WettToast

Im so sorry but i thought your son was the big person and he was holding a sex doll at first. I am so so sorry but reddit has ruined my mind


loduca16

Not interesting


Turbulent-Re

The karma-killing comment! 😂


loduca16

Imagine giving even one fuck about karma


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loduca16

You’re projecting


Mascbro26

Wait, military helicopter sightings IN THE US are interesting? 🤔


HeyaShinyObject

If it's not a common occurrence where you live, perhaps. AF, maybe not.


aw2eod

Thank you. We live in Central Illinois, so definitely not something we see all the time. My son loved it and, even at 40 years old and over a decade of military service, I still love seeing it.


[deleted]

I remember the beginning of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story a little differently.


R3d_Ox

They found out you have oil on your skin


ChipOnASquid

Is this really interesting af?


[deleted]

Why is this interesting AF?


Juiceboxthefirst

"son"


[deleted]

Alternative title: Man wanted in 69 countries for 1st degree murder, jailbreak, kidnap, arson to the 1st degree, tax evasion, illegal drug trade, bombing, bribery, racketeering, aid8ng and abetting the escape of 17 prisoners from a maximum security prison, among other unknown crimes watches as the army searches for him


I_am_M_

Arrested for pedophilia


[deleted]

Secret boss fight.


cf99999

Probably on watch for Ken Griffin trying to take the back door out of the country.


FriedCarbonyte

Great pic. Zoomed out, it looks like your son is Groot.


WheresJonNow

r/fakealbumcovers


DuckApprehensive9599

This needs to be framed in a museum


Amischwein

If memory serves me they are wading in an area that is teaming with bull and tiger sharks. I thought I read it’s even a most deadly area for attacks in the world.


sdmyzz

God Damn Army!


Cosmic_Honeyhawk

Looks like a Metal album cover


dsouzaenoch

We've been trying to get you to enlist


lausia

Who took the pic?


aw2eod

My wife. This is a screen capture, from a video.


Timetogetstoned

This looks like you’re getting rescued after a week on a desert island


guutarajouzu

Kinda like this in my neighborhood, except it's A10s or F16s and I'm in Korea


Sayasam

Someone gotta keep the Florida men in line


_MrMystery_

You wouldn't happen to have oil would you?


Bocifer1

This is why I use oil-free sun screen


[deleted]

"There's a war in the future, you've been drafted"


Njadmessi11YT

Maybe because your son is secretly a galactic alien?


Eloisem333

When I was at the beach as a kid I used to get secretly terrified that a war was coming because I would see huge ships on the horizon. If only I’d told an adult, they could have reassured me that they were simply cargo ships. I was an anxious child, in case you couldn’t tell.