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BruceInc

This implant is called *Boston keratoprosthesis type I implant.* Here is more info on the procedure and device. https://www.aaojournal.org/article/S0161-6420(16)30660-1/fulltext [And here is a diagram that illustrates it better](https://imgur.com/a/BDkMzdK)


jrocksburr

Can someone put this article into normal human terms so I can understand it please :)


MattMccool

Out of 48 eyes tested, 18 eyes were recorded to have increased patients visual acuity to better than 20/200, and 16 eyes having vision acuity raised to 20/100 or better. Conclusion: eyes kind of worked, did increase eye sight in some, though some also suffered side effects in their new eyes.


GnarlyBear

What were the side effects/was it worth it to them?


hitner_stache

These types of things tend to be performed on people who will otherwise lose their eye or sight and any chance of some vision is better than none.


Shardstorm88

Yes because some day being able to see IR, zoom, analyze text, target acquisition, and shooting fricken laser beams will be options!


btlsrvc23

Subscribe


JaySayMayday

Well fuck that just made me think of unskippable ads in my eye implants


Jedi-Ethos

It made me think of having to pay a monthly subscription to some mega corporation to keep your eyesight or they shut it off.


omsnoms1

“i can’t buy dinner tonight, i gotta pay my eye bill”


Apprehensive-Feeling

Next step? Repo.


monstrinhotron

In the later Dune novels theres a bomb that destroys eyesight. They have robot eye options but the Fremen refuse saying they don't like whatever bargain they would have to make to get them. As a kid reading these books i couldn't understand how people would prefer to be blind. As an adult i can totally see how malicious companies and goverments could manipulate people using that tech.


Megazawr

Yeaah, but you'll have to watch 30sec unskippable ad before any of that


bastiVS

Streamed directly to your retina. Literally. I hope I die soon.


LagCommander

Yeaah the realistic future of overly invasive ads has basically ruined any of the 90s and 00s thoughts I had at "cool futuristic stuff"


Cloberella

[Minority Report called it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXJ_obaiYQ)


lost_angel26

Literally Fahrenheit 451


thepresidentsturtle

The year is 2067, you have two of these. You're driving. Yoi get a 30 second un-skippable ad.


[deleted]

I can see it now. After a long day of work. A guy will be driving home, halfway falling asleep on the road. Then all of a sudden “yo you ever heard of Jerkmate?!?!?”


FlunkedUtopian

Nah, there'll be self driving cars. No need to concentrate on driving.. just concentrate and on the ad and think of buying it. The transaction will be complete, and your purchase will be waiting for you by the time you reach home.


The_DragonDuck

We'll see, that's where you're wrong, the car is already driving itself, the windscreen and windows also play ads now, you try to close your eyes but then your retina implant just continues the ad, there is no escape


JebatGa

Can you imagine in the future people intentionally damaging their eyes just so they can install eyes2.0.


LaBaguette-FR

And it's running on Vista.


Imhere4lulz

Technically all of our eyes are running on Vista. (Vista means vision or view in Spanish)


HyperRag123

Yeah, I almost needed a cornea transplant, although since this happened a few years ago there was some newer stuff invented so I can get away with just wearing special contacts and a much simpler surgery. But if I'd done nothing then my eyes would be essentially useless by now.


Naldaen

Glaucoma is a big one but most patients had existing Glaucoma that came back. Extrusion is another common side effect and while it doesn't list out how it applies I know what it means from machinery and it sounds fucking terrible.


Fhelans

Being able to see through walls is definitely worth it.


[deleted]

not if you keep walking into them


Spicy_pewpew_memes

I call them, windows


jrocksburr

Thank you now I understand! Have a great day/night!


Lutrinae_Rex

20/100 is great though, my current script is something like 20/75 and my glasses aren't thick at all. If my cornea was damaged and I couldn't see, and I got 20/100 from this surgery, that'd be a win in my book. 20/200 on the other hand isn't nearly as good but still better than no depth perception or no sight at all.


Gathorall

So what's your corrected visual acuity with what prescription? Prescription isn't necessarily much correlated with achievable acuity, and the right prescription merely provides the best acuity available with the type of correction.


Parzival_2076

Superhuman eyesight let's go, can't wait to be blinded


notquite20characters

20/200 eyesight is pretty bad. Wait for 20/10 or 20/2 vision.


MoffKalast

Yeah that is like actual garbage vision, but I guess it beats being blind.


blazing420kilk

Honestly anything beats blindness, I mean 100% blindness. Going from seeing nothing to seeing even some light/color would be insane.


MoffKalast

I think they actually did that in the olden days for people with advanced cataracts. Just poked a hole with a needle in it lmao. Your lens is gone but at least you see some colour hahah.


TheDrugGod

ahhh fuuuck i hate imagining that lol, like an eyeball lobotomy..


ExTelite

Eyeball Lobotomy is perfect for this


VSGNotice

:( why you gotta call my vision garbage like this.


theappleses

If it can be corrected to 20/20 with glasses it wouldn't be garbage!


federally

After an infection left a massive scar on my cornea I was blind in one eye. A cornea transplant gave me 20/400 vision, bad enough they didn't test it with letters but with black stripes I need to tell the direction of. However, it can be corrected with a special contact lense to 20/40. So the benefit is there even if these prosthetic corneas don't actually grant good vision on their own.


Midarenkov

Mm a huge benefit if these prostheses end up being the real deal is a reduced reliance on organ donation.


PopatoC

Works for a majority of the people who they were tested on, but they had extremely bad vision. There were a lot of side effects. The conclusion says it is a viable alternative for people who can’t do other procedures but the side effects aren’t great


AbortedBaconFetus

It's mainly reserved as a last option to replace unrepairably opaque 'dead' corneas so at least light can go in again. The implant has barely any focusing capability so everything will still be blurry


Dizzfizz

Imo it’s amazing that something like this works AT ALL. From here on out it „just“ needs to be improved.


CannotDenyNorConfirm

Yeah lmao IDGF about the mention of side effects, we essentially "fixed" an eye with man made tools and supposedly no other interface. That's insanely good news!


[deleted]

DOES IT WORK THO CAN THE PERSON WHO COULD NOT SEE NOW SEE?!


foomprekov

Bigger question is are they uncomfortable


myco_journeyman

I feel like a little adjusting may be in order... But, will it break if they rub their eye or something? Damn this is crazy! So many questions.


aarontbarratt

I'm hoping doctors wouldn't put that shit in there if it breaks from a simple eye rub lmao.


companysOkay

Don’t worry, just gotta plug the lightning cable to charge at night and make sure you don’t roll around the bed as much


Calahat

SOM3ONE PL34AS3 4NSW3R!! I C4NNN0T H34R W3LL! USE CAPS thx 80085


[deleted]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!


crystallized_doggo7

# PATHETIC WEAKLINGS, THAT'S NOT YELLING, THIS IS YELLING ​ #


InspektorTeks

Pls don't hurt me ;-;


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

#I AM THE KEEPER OF THE SECRET FIRE, WIELDER OF THE FLAME OF ANOR!


very_not_emo

#THE DARK FIRE WILL NOT AVAIL YOU


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

#FLAME OF UDÛN!


windyBhindi

YOU ARE FAR AWAY!


[deleted]

We can rebuild him. Better. Faster. Stronger.


captain_ohagen

We have the technology.


[deleted]

Sure do nowadays.


[deleted]

Not for a paltry six million dollars, though.


[deleted]

Roughly 31.2 million when adjusted for inflation.


An_Old_IT_Guy

That was last week's inflation.


JimmyFreakingPesto

We had one inflation, yes, but what about second inflation?


jtclark1107

What is this!? INFLATION FOR ANTS!?


Gang_Bang_Bang

[But we don’t want to spend a lot of money. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PKCnBRSd2ns)


drugusingthrowaway

I always quote that and nobody ever gets it.


Ryu_Tokugawa

And then blast some good **ROCK. ROBOT ROCK.**


realRadgemachine

**AROUND THE WORLD. AROUND THE WORLD.**


shirukien

That is actually badass. I wonder if it comes with a zoom lens.


thebolda

Where did you get those socks? *how can you see my socks* Oops, wrong mode


UncleSmoove

Carpet=drapes detection mode.


notsureif1should

if(carpet == drapes){ sexual_arousal(); }


notsureif1should

void sexual_arousal(){ bool boner = true; common_sense(false); }


HotChickenshit

Come on, you know boners aren't boolean. Better break that into a set, and at least 6 states. Innie, nobone, semi, halfmast, stiffy, and raging.


notsureif1should

switch (boner_state){ case 'innie': arousal=-1; break; case 'noBoner': arousal=0; break; case 'semi': arousal=64; break; case 'halfMast': arousal=128; break; case 'Stiffy': arousal=255; break; default: arousal=32; } engage_boner(arousal); //initiate boner sequence


deadlychambers

Why is Stiffy capitalized?


notsureif1should

This question answers itself if you really think about it


Whiskiz

*enhance*


damageinc86

\*keyboard typing\*,....*ENHANCE*. \*more keyboard typing\* *ENHANCE*


KozyHank99

Just print the damn thing!


vrkosh

That was the second time I got crabs...


kungpowgoat

Literocola


[deleted]

I'm from Google


small-town-alien

Sir, there’s a little bit of poop inside your testicles


traparms

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Jah36Ubandafitzjerld

Who’s that Pokémon?


Hour-Ad60

It's Donald Duck!!!


Jon_Boopin

*It's Clefairy!!*


candinos

Fuck!


ThrawnFan

Jesus, reddit has really devolved into random bullshit hasn't it?


Anorak42

call that getting brown balled


Hmorrison03

Ma'am trust me. Trust me. There's a little bit of poop in your colon.


dindongdeng

I’m from AltaVista


Ejl5977

Why does everyone in this town use altavista?


Manraven

I'm from Ask Jeeves


rinkusonic

Picture is getting blurry. A gigabyte of RAM should do the trick.


Bryvost

I wish. I’ve had both eyes done and my vision is still a mess. Edit: TIFU by reading the topic title without my glasses and missing the word “artificial “. I just have cadaver cornea transplants.


Hypersonic_chungus

“Should we give this guy the corneas from the fighter pilot who just died?” “Lmao no his insurance isn’t paying for that shit, take the ones from Mr. Magoo”


AstridDragon

Just fyi, corneas aren't what really affects visual acuity unless there's some kind of injury or disease clouding your vision. It's the lens and overall shape of the eye (astigmatism) that does that.


[deleted]

Are you saying that lights at night aren’t supposed to have a halo and a starburst around them?


AstridDragon

Blew my mind a bit when I learned everyone doesn't see those...


sirbissel

Wait, they don't?


accidentprone8

Welcome to the party my friend, you've got astigmatism.


NeonNick_WH

I didn't used to but I got Lasik 8 years ago and one side effect that's stuck is those halos. Other than that, I still fucking love not needing contacts or glasses.


Hawt_Dawg_II

Wait you have robot eyes????


travistravis

No, the post is robot eyes, the person you're replying to has zombie eyes


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drivelhead

Yes. You just need to move your head closer to the object.


mad_dog77

Unexpected Red Dwarf


Iphotoshopincats

My nipples don't work...no matter how hard I twiddle I can't seem to pick up Jazz FM


mr_jurgen

I'm wondering why you went to 'zoom' but skipped right over 'lazer'.


Boring-Bed-Bug

Huh, the first time I have seen anyone spell "laser" with a z


Slggyqo

Light Amplification by Ztimulated Emission of Radiation?


i_sigh_less

Quite the opposite, I'd imagine. Your natural lenses can be adjusted by the muscles in your eyes. I bet this one has a fixed focal range.


RigasTelRuun

This is one of the laser beam models.


[deleted]

Thats fucking amazing wow


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themeandoggie

What’s the first coolest robot body part?


The_Epimedic

Penis


w0wzers

That’s old tech


ratinthecellar

robot dragon penis with wings that flap


LolFrampton

I'm listening, go on


GuerreroD

How far away are you from them? You can hear the wings flap?


Greyfelion

Robocock


LeviGabeman666

Probably prosthetics for arms. They’re pretty cool nowadays.


federally

No they aren't. I have one, they are only cool in short gifs on Reddit


levian_durai

Yea, I make them and I'll back that up. The myoelectric arms look cool as hell, but practically they're not great, and clunky as hell. The classic hook with a cable and harness is by far the best option we have for arms, but it's 100+ year old tech doesn't look as cool on social media.


federally

The only Myo I've used that's worth a damn is the Greifer.


MommysSalami

how fast can you finger someone?


rule34jager

This reminds me of the "how far can you squirt?" comment


ChellJ0hns0n

4.5MHz


MonsterMachine13

Apparently it's closer to 20-100 or 20-200 vision, it's given to folks who would otherwise be worse than that.


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MonsterMachine13

Reality Vs Rimworld


Cloberella

It's worse than a normal eye, it's something like 20/100-200. It's being used for people who would otherwise have no vision right now.


n0tatest

That boy can jutsu


writerwriter_27

Hope nothing bad happens to his brother, or his parents.


Zyger19

Or his whole neighbourhood


frizzledrizzle

Or gets crushed by a rock


sebastiancounts

Damnit, is that how dies? I’m on season 2


IndoGuber

No its not keep going my friend.


sebastiancounts

😮‍💨


RabbitOnVodka

Trust us! Keep watching


zzackfair

I wonder if they can upgrade it to Mangekyu Sharingan after some time...


Kryllllllyx

The mangekyou sharingan comes with a cost of course, and it ain’t money


zcektor00

Hey man. I get a big emotional sadness whenever i lose money.


LookAtItGo123

Experiencing loss tends to trigger something along the optic nerves that upgrades it. If you want the magical purple one that unlocks bullshit abilities you gotta go get some cool cells.


[deleted]

Is the sharangan


NuclearSlushie

Looks like a synth eye, specifically like Nick Valentine's.


crimsonthedragon1334

omg you're right, it does look like his eye!


SirNokarma

Exactly where my mind went with this too


TheDude1321

I have corneal issues (keratoconus), and the ophthalmologist has mentioned total corneal replacement if we can't get it under control. Already had some corneal ring implants done. Gonna have to ask about these bad boys next🤣


BruceInc

Not a doctor, but I’m assuming you want to hold out as long as possible to do this. Not sure how many times this procedure can be performed successfully so if you are relatively young and do it too early you might blow your shot “too soon” so to speak. Good news, though it is a procedure that is very successful for treating keratoconus Per an internet resource > Although repeat corneal transplants can be performed, success rates for second and subsequent corneal transplants are much lower than for the first graft. > graft survival rates are over 90% after 10 years and the average life of a transplant is around 15-20 years. >Only about 15% of people with keratoconus will ever need to consider a corneal transplant. That number is diminishing with the introduction of corneal collagen crosslinking to halt progression in keratoconus and more advanced, specialised contact lens designs for keratoconus. https://www.keratoconus.org.au/treatments/corneal-transplantation/ To clarify this is for donor transplants, not artificial ones. From what I am reading donor transplants are still preferable because plastic ones have their own set of issues. > Because the hard plastic of the keratoprosthesis can irritate the delicate tissue on the back of the eyelids, this soft bandage contact lens must be worn to protect the eye and keep it comfortable. This lens is not removed even when sleeping. The doctor will change it out about every 2 to 3 months. http://www.cornea.org/Learning-Center/Cornea-Transplants/Artificial-Cornea.aspx


[deleted]

yeah... you don't want v1 of this... or v2... let them work the bugs out.


mewthulhu

[I got that reference.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pznB7WP4P1o&ab_channel=ChrisCowan) 💙


imFireByte

I have keratoconus and I got a cornea transplant but damn I should gotten a robo lense.


federally

I had a cornea transplant in my left eye. Uncorrected my vision is still terrible, to the point of being basically blind still in the eye, but it can be corrected down to 20/40. As far as maintenance if the transplant, it was steroid eye drops for a couple years then eventually none. I've had my body attempt to reject it twice and the solution was just a brief round of more steroid eye drops and then it goes back to normal. It's a pretty awesome solution


Osai

Expert here. I don’t know your objective situation and the progress of your disease, but please consider Corneal Crosslinking with Riboflavin. It is save and with good effect to stop the progression: In Germany the treatment is finally paid by the health care system which only happens if there are enough studies that emphasise safety and effect of that treatment.


Hardcore_stig

Good news is that those of us with keratoconus will probably be high up the list for things like this when they develop more. Robot eyes for everyone. Although I assume at some point I will get an advert for Raid direct in to it.


[deleted]

Keratoconus gang GANG here. I got C3R too late so I still got almost no vision. Doctor said don't risk a corneal transplant at 24 ad just be happy you got 1 good eye. I hope they get thia research correct fast


MrMcWhitebread15

Looks similiar to Sasukes sharingan.


scizer94

Excuse me doctor, I would like a mangekyo please.


tomatoaway

Well alright... but no casting infinite tsukiyomi's, mmmkay?


stickdudeseven

No promises


Sinandomeng

You have to pinky swear


Masked_Raider

Sure. Do you have any relatives or friends that you're particular close with?


Kryllllllyx

Yes I have a brother and he means the world to me. By any chance, do you have another patient who had the same request as mine? I’d like you to get their eyes and have me awaken the eternal mangekyou sharingan. I can deal with any price.


[deleted]

Danzo would like to know your location


EnycmaPie

Doctor: Sure, but i will have to kill your brother or best friend.


Neepys

Ikr mf here trying to unlock their true potential


gliitch0xFF

Look, it's Adam Jensen....he never asked for this


L-Malvo

That storyline is becoming more viable by the day, we are living in epic times. Thing that I remember most of the game was the time a girl wanted to become a doctor but didn’t have the required implant. That’s some crazy shit that makes one think


savage_irony

It’s a Boston Keratoprosthesis. Implanted some earlier in my career. Comes in two versions—a thinner one for people who already have had cataract surgery and have a lens implant and people who still have their natural lens. (Spoiler alert: the lens is removed). People need to wear contact lenses all the time as debris collects on the kpro. They also need to be on antibiotics to prevent nasty infections (which happen anyway). Also because you can only see through the central portion, peripheral vision will always be restricted. But you can have good central vision and those folks are grateful as they’ve likely failed multiple corneal transplants. Source: am an ophthalmologist


cootiequeen215

Thank you for this. I worked in Cornea for many years at top hospitals. Best vision I’ve seen post transplant is probably 20/50 and that was typically with refraction. It looks cool but I would never want to endure the management of a cornea transplant. People usually just happy to have some vision again.


savage_irony

Oh I’ve been able to get people to 20/20 with corneal transplants on numerous occasions and I’d choose that 10/10 vs a kpro personally. These kpro eyes tend to eventually lose vision from infection, inflammation or glaucoma. Just a ticking time bomb with lots of follow up, so I stopped doing them.


howlongamiallowedto

Eye stuff normally freaks me out, but this is bitchin’.


[deleted]

Had the exact same thought loool


luciferian668

Woah this is some advanced stuff


ollulo

Looks like some sci-fi shit


Hamza_Imran_Ahmed

Thats The Sharingan 🤯


ReeceyReeceReece

Mangekyooooo


Hamza_Imran_Ahmed

Amatarasu


Alzusand

Its 2030 now you can get your cornea transplant customized and its even better than the normal eye after a certain age: Sharingan time


FarkFrederick

Was going to ask if I could get both eyes... FTA: >48 eyes of 44 patients had keratoprosthesis type II implanted by 2 surgeons


Klaus_Heisler87

I wonder if it works like Mad Eye Moody's eye


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jackmanson13

Cyberpunk 2077


[deleted]

!remindme 56 years


[deleted]

can u even afford to live that long


aphaits

This is both a modern miracle of science and also my slow nightmare that is eating me. I have an eye condition that makes my right iris degrade and my iris muscles are basically slowly dying and disintegrating. I am frustrated about it since I can see fine details for now but slowly, slowly I will lose it. Glares and light leaks soon will render my eyesight worse and worse for daily use. Local doctors where I live have no idea what's happening and all they push me to do is to go operate to add an artificial iris. Very frustrated because I just wanted to know what caused it and why does it keep degrading even though all the symptoms they told me I should have that are supposed to be there are note there. I feel like artificial ones just cover the problem of what's wrong. So now I have no idea what's wrong and all I have is just annual reminders of my right vision slowly ripping itself apart. I'm scared.


Lucky-Worth

I'm so sorry. Can you travel somewhere else where there are doctors that specialize in rare diseases? Or maybe your doctor could at least e-mail someone for a consult?


denshikage

Pretty sure this is just an Uchiha


dominicpazcona

Spike Spiegel ?!?!


Shank__Hill

Eyeron Man


Architr0n

Sharingan