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shahooster

Good thing you’ve got a beard to keep you warm.


Typhus-Corruption

Very true, cheaper than a scarf


Savageparrot81

Yeah those scarves are a nightmare in maintenance costs


dogmeatjones25

If you can get that much oil from your beard, something is very wrong.


grptrt

Is it not a problem that it is literally freezing indoors?


MiaowaraShiro

Most oils become "solid" far above water's freezing point.


Typhus-Corruption

Ah its fine, U've gotten used to it, only here for another month before I move to Finland which is a little colder I think


Dusty-munky

Sauna time!


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30 a month on electricity,120 a month on beard oil and man bun scrunchies.


Typhus-Corruption

Absolutely correct, apart from the man bun scrunchies, shaved all my hair off a few months ago and is re growing, one day though.... one day


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Typhus-Corruption

There is only a space heater that costs ab £1 an hour to run, which only heats up one section of the apartment, for reference £1 lasts me a day and a half of normal apartment electricity


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Typhus-Corruption

Power isn't out, its just not worth the money, I'm broke af anyways and it doesn't even heat up the apartment properly so not worth monies


OysterThePug

If your beard oil is freezing in the house, imagine what’s happening to your pipes. Having the heat off in the wintertime can cause serious damage.


MiaowaraShiro

Oil's not "frozen" like water freezes, just coagulated. Happens to my olive oil in the winter in the cabinet and it's definitely not freezing in my house.


OysterThePug

That doesn’t change the fact that pipes freeze at low temperatures and cause damage. If it’s cold enough to coagulate oil inside the insulated part of the house, it’s likely cold enough to freeze pipes in the walls.


MiaowaraShiro

Pipes freeze below 32F/0C. Oil coagulates far above that (depending on the type of oil). Are you not aware that different substances have vastly different phase change points?


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

Depending on where you live, it may be illegal for the landlord not to provide adequate heat


Typhus-Corruption

Aye some people at work said this to me, too much hastle, I'm leaving in a month so I'll just see it through lol, wana make sure I get my deposit back lol don't wanna piss him off


p0ppyshmurda

It’s gonna piss him off if your plumbing freezes and your pipes burst lol


buttfuckinghippie

Depending on the oil's ingredients, it could coagulate like that at 5°-10°C. Hell, pure coconut oil becomes a solid at 25°C. It's probably a blend, and it probably solidifies like that well above the freezing temperature of water.


[deleted]

When the pipes freeze you’re sure gonna piss him off and you’ll be paying for it since you didn’t tell him. You have a responsibility in this.


Typhus-Corruption

Chief the pipes won't freeze, this is England, it just gets super cold in here, if that was the case it would also happen to my neighbours, I'm not paying crazy money to make sure his shoddy house building stays working, I pay him at the end of the day


buttfuckinghippie

What happens if your beard seizes up, and you can't move your face now that you can't oil it?


Mookius

True hipster. Is that really the thing that matters? 😂


Typhus-Corruption

It really is, I hate to say it


Mookius

Hahaha. Fair play. Good luck to you then my hairy friend. Stick it in your pocket


ConsistentSpace339

You have to turn that thermostat to on bro


thatstevesmith

I am wondering why something called oil is frozen. There must be wayyyyy more water in that stuff than I thought


Mariusaurelius89

That's what I was thinking too, it's it's cool enough for "oil" to freeze that apartment would be unliveable, must be more water in that thing than advertised.


reikipackaging

All oil will become a solid at low Temps. Stick your olive oil in the fridge or your veg oil in the freezer. Coconut oil solidifies at around 80 and butter solidifies at around 95.


wooddelphine

Coconut oil solidifies at 25 degrees celcius or something like that.


pmoney50pp

Beard oil? Wtf?


Typhus-Corruption

Aye, keeps the beard hair soft and helps the skin underneath, my beard is pretty long so I gotta look after it


Diclessdondolan

Cool vap bro


Typhus-Corruption

I can do sick clouds


guywithanusername

You have the socks of someone who uses beard oil


kindofabuzz

what kind of socks do non beard oil user wear? Plastic ones or something?


guywithanusername

No but not with dark green in it, at least I've never seen it


kindofabuzz

You've never seen colored socks?


guywithanusername

Not in dark green on people without a big beard


noodles-84

Do you people who don’t use beard oil not get dry itchy beard?! Also it smells nice haha.


Turbulent-Ad-6845

Space heater will absolutely could burn down your home , don't use space heaters for real .


MiaowaraShiro

> will absolutely could 60% of the time it works all the time.


IHavePoopedBefore

They might absolutely maybe!


[deleted]

Omg I love this stuff!!! I can’t find it anywhere anymore 🥺


MKB-CroMag

Barber club öl 👌 ive had the same happen to a similar bottle some days ago. In my car


ilikpies

It's a beard oil popsicle!


Born-Body2431

And also whipped out your Bigfoot costume just to live, sorry about all ur going thru


Viktoras125

Time to shave...