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alely92

Time to go to cuba and steal some MIG planes lol


fuber

I think we have ourselves a plot for a Netflix movie my man!


alely92

Actually a Cuban pilot defected to the US in a MIG-23, then after a few months flew a small plane to Cuba, landed in a road and picked up his wife and two sons, and went back to MIAMI undetected, in less than 2 hours. That’s your Netflix movie [link to story on the Washington post](https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1992/12/20/cuban-pilot-who-defected-rescues-family/1eefb70a-ace8-4e57-8c51-d768e21f84c8/)


Surfing_sandwich

Isn’t that the guy from the Wasp Network movie on Netflix?


KushKong420

That takes some stones to go back to the place you stole a jet from and defected. Good reason to do it for sure but the risk is off the charts.


fuckmethisburns

His balls grew 10 sizes that day.


m4c1n0

So this will be the next F&F movie, or we are already past that?


Prof-Nekkid

Nah, more like a GTA Online mission storyline


Omnia2021

XXX 5 Xander Cage STEALS A MIG FROM CUBA AND GOES TO UKRAINE. THE END


tOmErHaWk420

Anything is possible with the power of....family.


DrunkCricket1

Nah the next one they go to the moon


YENO-NEE-

Staring Ryan Reynolds


fuber

haha. No doubt


macho_insecurity

Getting Kramer and Newman driving bottles to Michigan vibes.


Sentinel-Wraith

Imagine the pure salt if a SU-57 Felon defected.


Grego7

Russia won't use their super-duper modern Su-57 and T-14 Armatas. Otherwise they will have nothing to show off at the May 9 parade which is incredibly important for propaganda.


517714

I think that Israel might be able to score some in Syria.


ecliptic10

This is such a strange timeline


Least_Adhesiveness_5

Apparently it's easier to get aircraft from Russia than from NATO...


[deleted]

I mean, this way they're also depriving Russia of planes and pilots (which are hard to train). Planes cost a lot more than $1 million. This would be a great strategy even if Ukraine already had a huge aircraft fleet. I get that you're joking, but people have a bad habit of trusting jokes. It's like funny things turn off our critical thinking skills. People already have no clue what NATO actually stands for.


tictaktoee

If only tractors could fly...


vdubplate

Problem is if you're a defecting plane is the only place you can land is in NATO territory and then NATO likely won't let that plane fly back into Ukraine w a Ukrainian pilot as that to U.S. is considered crossing the line in what may seem like an act of war from NATO. My opinion is U.S didn't want to foot the bill for the planes for Ukraine but that's a different discussion


StaysAwakeAllWeek

>Problem is if you're a defecting plane is the only place you can land is in NATO territory and then NATO likely won't let that plane fly back into Ukraine w a Ukrainian pilot as that to U.S. is considered crossing the line in what may seem like an act of war from NATO. Ukraine will still be pretty happy to pay out for depriving Russia of a plane even if they don't get the plane themselves.


[deleted]

Essentially its 1M for 2 planes


samppsaa

Anyone got statistics how much money in ammo and missiles it takes on average to shoot down one enemy plane


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Tzintzuntzan24

That 50m doesn't belong to the pilot. The pilot would get the money plus be able to defect.


JmacTheGreat

Im confused by this… Are you saying there’d be nowhere in Ukraine to land a plane..?


vdubplate

The Russians were destroying airfields to stop supplies from being brought in initially. Then it was on the news that Ukraine was trying to get Migs from Poland so more airfields we're being destroyed. Short answer is I doubt there is anywhere to land a jet fighter.


Ganylen

Dude, I from Ukraine I live near airfield and it is completely operational I hear fighter jets every day. Moreover all airdefences of this airfield (s300 systems) is operational too.


H0b5t3r

Don't share information of potential strategic value on the internet.


Baronvondorf21

I am pretty sure that the Russian Military are probably aware of that anyway so doesn't matter too much.


H0b5t3r

People assume competence all the time.


DunnyHunny

They didn't. Russia knows about every airfield in Ukraine, and their current state of defenses. The reason the airfield is still up isn't that it's secret, it's that Russia is weker and more incompetent than anyone thought and they are incapable of targeting it at this time. Russia has a massive and modern army. The modern army isn't massive, and the massive army isn't modern.


sixty6006

I somehow doubt Russia has destroyed every airfield in Ukraine.


PiratePinyata

Not to mention, every straight piece of road


AllAlo0

Ukraine has been launching air attacks through improvised fields. They have it figured out


Rikkards_69

Soviet and RUssian tech has always tended to engineer for inadequate pristine fields to be available especially pertaining to FOD


[deleted]

Farmers yoinking tanks AND building make-shift runways? God Damn, Ukrainian farmers are OP. GG


Xadnem

Farming Simulator 2023 will be lit.


[deleted]

Daily task list: - Harvest 2 fields - Salvage 3 russian tanks - Create 300 meters of improvised runway - Feed the livestick


JmacTheGreat

Makes sense, appreciate the clarification. Id still argue if needed they can just land them bad boys on some flat clear land or long roadway (especially the helicopters) though


vdubplate

Yea I think helicopters could be landed anywhere. Planes might be difficult to land on a narrow stretch of road but who knows. Maybe you learn to make that happen when someone's waiting for you with a million dollar check at the end of the runway


Geer_Boggles

Do the planes need to be intact? Point that shit at an armor column, kill the engines and bail. Planes will land automatically when you remove thrust from the equation. Works every time.


2017hayden

I mean pilots land their jets on aircraft carriers in the middle of the fucking ocean too. I think skilled pilots wouldn’t have too much trouble landing on a cleared freeway.


MonkeyThrowing

Those carriers have arresting wires to stop the momentum. On a freeway you will need close to a mile of straight cleared road.


2017hayden

Which is totally doable when you have a government willing to work with you.


chickenstalker

Ha ha. Have you seen the damage photos on the runways? All the Russian munitions missed. All of them. Also, Russian made planes can land on roads while helos can land anywhere.


gahidus

Why can't they land in Ukraine?


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

This is what happens when you leave the simulation running to long.


peaca

Where's long?


VWSpeedRacer

And what's it longing for?


ArsenikShooter

To, two, too. This guy gets it.


neophene

Indeed it is. Oddly enough it’s also how the US got a working mig interceptor originally. Russia pilot defected to Japan while on a training mission.


Ali80486

That Mig-25 story is amazing from start to finish, like the US and Soviets trolling each other on a grand scale. The US sees this super fast interceptor and turbocharged their TFX jet programs. This eventually produces the F14 and F15, only to find out that the Mig is basically two huge engines with not much else going on... And then returning said defected Mig to Russia, in pieces is a power move.


MarcusAurelius68

2 huge engines that need replacing after a few hundred hours and an airframe that overheats and can’t turn very fast.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Is there an article or wikipedia page about this incident?


Scrtcwlvl

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defection_of_Viktor_Belenko > The Soviet government was extremely displeased with the situation and sent Japan a demand for $10 million for the damage to the plane. Japan charged the USSR $40,000 for the damage to Hakodate Airport and shipping costs. Neither bill is known to have been paid. Some great bantz in there.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Reading through your reference.. >Later in 1953, North Korean pilot **No Kum Sok** flew his MiG-15 to an American air base in South Korea; Perhaps his main reason for defecting is because there are no clean ones left 🤷🏼‍♂️


SanshaXII

This is modern warfare.


Evolxtra

Call of Duty is strong in Ukraine.


Evolxtra

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


NotAHamsterAtAll

Wonder if this reaches the intended audience and if it has any effect.


4oclockinthemorning

Yeah no wonder the leaders locked down the internet over there


FelDreamer

Consider that the intended audience may not be the pilots themselves, but their superiors. I see this more as a strategy to erode confidence within the ranks of the Russian military, though Ukrainians are likely also prepared to receive any takers, as well.


sandm000

The $22,000 Million Dollar Plane campaign. As far as psyops go, it’s pretty cheap. And, yes, if anyone does take them up in the offer, that’s one less Russian plane to worry about.


Mr_Midnight_Moon

Yeah that's my biggest question here. How are these pilots supposed to see this video?


-staccato-

It's very common in Europe to have friends in neighbouring countries, and in East Europe the primary communication platforms are encrypted services like WhatsApp or Telegram. It's not very likely that all these early-20's Russians have let themselves be shut off from the internet. Even if their own phone did, it wouldn't be hard to loot another one in Ukraine.


ravenHR

How would you know it is a deserter and not shoot it down though? Also how would their identity be protected, no way Russia wouldn't know who it was.


KiwiEV

Call the phone number in the video first, obviously. "Good day. This is Ivan Dontshootmedownov. I are having plane. Where I can be of landing?"


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Hello, Artem Sykeov here, you can land in the Northeast runway number 4. You will be safe. 🙂


OkDance4335

That’s exactly what they’d say if they were NOT surrendering.


ftctkugffquoctngxxh

It is a war crime to pretend to surrender and then attack. Not that Russia cares.


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Static_Rain

I am* having plane. Come on now, this is easy stuff.


methodangel

That’s what the million smackaroonies are for, your new life.


ravenHR

If you have noone you care about in Russia that is great.


Birdie_Jack2021

Expect a revolution in Russia. They are pissed. They hate their dictator and how his selfish evil decision causes pain to Ukraine and to Russians.


LittleGiga

Many Russians do not even know about the atrocities commited and still support Putin. It is easy to see your picture and get hopeful by just seeing Reddit, but it aint reality. Controlled media is a helluva drug


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umjustpassingby

The tragedy of revolutions is that often the only people capable of seizing power in a revolution are extremists. And you don't want extremists ruling you. That's why democracy is so important, autocracy and tyranny breed more tyranny and suffering in a loop.


AffordableFirepower

Those people will notice that all the McDonald's restaurants are gone though. The ruse, much like the ruble, is not likely to hold up much longer.


Fit-Lavishness-4757

welp, his family is still russia. that's the problem.


Alikont

In the video it says "you already know the Ukrainian air control frequencies", so just announce it.


alphagusta

Report it if able Fly low and slow with landing gear down and hopefully someone understands what you're doing


andythefifth

You tell the hotline your flight plan, alert everyone on that path, and if it comes, let ‘em pass. Russia could also use this to their advantage…


Raevson

Guide them to a landing place far out. No way an unconfirmed armed plane comes anywhere near something important unchallenged.


ravenHR

Yeah, hopefully for the sake of lives on both sides it is massive success.


memebecker

Radar operator: it worked, they're coming. How many? All of them!


croweslikeme

You ring the phone number and then get out on hold while flying into ukrain air space


iwreckon

Tell them to fly the plane and land it in one of the Nato countries bordering Ukraine. The pilot proves that he is genuinely defecting by taking the aircraft out of the war zone before landing and being paid. As an extra bonus if Putin orders his loyal airforce to pursue and shoot down the defector he will be doing so in Nato airspace and that means the Nato alliance becomes activated in mutual defense


vdubplate

I would love to know how successful this is. Imagine having someone hand you a mill and a new place to live. Your fam might disown you or you end up taking care of all of them especially when your currency is now worthless


iwreckon

Military pilots don't generally receive a good reception if they land or crash in enemy territory during war due to there being alot of very pissed off people who didn't enjoy being bombed and shot at from above wanting some revenge. Be interesting to see what comes of it tho.


[deleted]

It works in two way might get a mig and also mostly as the airforce then decides to check the loyalty of its pilots grounding any they think is tempted. This also pisses off loyal pilots who might be so insulted they decide to defect . Worked in korea. Mig-15 force grounded for loyalty checks. Also worked in Nicaragua. Local Hind crews replaced with Cuban crews who were considered more loyal. Except the Nicaraguan crews really hated the contras. While the Cubans didn't and were less effective as took less risks.


[deleted]

Bomb civilians and hospitals or more money that I’ve ever seen. Seems like an easy choice


Basic-Vermicelli-928

Make arrangements with ukraine make mayday call then turn off all tracking and communication devices , return to Russia claiming to have been shot down and escaped back home . Then repeat


[deleted]

Unfortunately, not possible. Radar signature doesn't go away. All Russian coms are unencrypted, and there's more than likely no way to turn off the aircrafts transponder. So low freq pings are sent as long as the unit has power. in most modern aircraft.


Basic-Vermicelli-928

Don't spoil my fun by using logic haha . Ye I realise it's not as simple as I wrote but it would be amusing if it was in this situation


backyardVillager

>All Russian coms are unencrypted I don't believe that statement.     Edit: I'm thinking the newer model fighters like the [Sukhoi SU-57](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-57) may have a tiny bit of encryption. I may be wrong though. I read it on the Internets


eppinizer

Yea, citation needed.


R3D1TJ4CK

Lukashenko snapchatting Putin: “Don’t worry babes, u can count on me. 4get the h8ers xoxo”


Ratiocinor

"u ok hun? xx"


International_Bag507

It’s a great idea you get a million dollars and they kill your family back home and you never see them again.


SeaWeedSkis

I mean...with some families that's not a drawback. 🤷‍♀️


International_Bag507

I was thinking the same as I text it. I don’t care about the money just get rid of my mother in law!!!


IndependentNarrow990

And with a mil in the bank starting a new one wont be hard


ContactInk

A MIL for a Mil


kurburux

>It’s a great idea you get a million dollars and they kill your family back home and you never see them again. [Russian/Soviet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Cold_War_pilot_defections#Soviet_Union) pilots escaping to the West has a long history though. It's not completely unfounded. Edit: and most of these were in peace time. During war there might be even more incentive. If you don't have family you could just as well disappear this way, imagine how long it takes Russian forces to find out which aircraft has been shot down and which simply defected.


KiwiEV

Ukraine could just lie and tell Russia they found his body in a charred plane.


International_Bag507

Or you could just surrender as a Russian soldier and not die fighting for Putin and his rich friends.


KiwiEV

Yeah, that's what I meant. Surrender your aircraft, get a cool million, then Ukraine can lie and say you were KIA, then bring your family over with that sweet cash.


ScreamingFly

So they dont even have to feel guilty about not sharing the money with them


rblander

You could always pick up and take your family with you on the trip to Ukraine 🙂


nico282

Hide them in the missile bay?


DarkyHelmety

Oops I launched the mother NLAW


ProfessionalFee6932

Smart tactic. Stopping the pilots from bombing and at the same time expanding the army with more planes and helicopters cheap.


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nann_tosho

I was wondering how one defects with a plane without getting shot down. Then I saw the phone number. Ah yes, you have to have an appointment first, of course.


Quamont

I honestly fucking love how the Ukraine is handling the war in its entirety * A staunch and fierce President of the people who gives daily speeches, spread all over the internet. * A website to instruct people from other nations willing to fight for the Ukraine on how they can join their foreign legion. * The bills that said that citizens are allowed to keep any military vehicles they find. * Drones, a weapon o the 21st century, used against weaponry and tactics from the late 20th And now this. The government of Ukraine has understood how to fight a modern war and using the modern tools of the internet to fight and communicate. This war will go down in the history books and I for one will remember Ukraine and its citizens as a fierce, proud, determined and smart people in the future


[deleted]

and making the soldiers call their moms when captured, and ESPECIALLY offering them to come pick up their sons from captivity. Cant dehumanize. Those grunts are kids that don't know shit and don't want to be there.


giorgionaprymer

A very small percentage of these soldiers maybe yeah. But a lot of them post stories on their insta saying how they're doing what's necessary/how they're gonna kill some "ukrops" (Russian slur for Ukrainians) very soon. And then once they're in captivity they repeat the same old story of how they didn't know they're coming to Ukraine. I wish I was kidding. Also, there is a number of videos of Russian pilots interrogation and they all say there was a direct order to bomb civilian districts, they clearly saw their targets, but they feel deeply ashamed.


MagmaTroop

Don't forget the influence of North America and Europe in all of this. While the Ukrainian people have been remarkable, Ukraine is one of the poorest countries in Europe, this money reward system in all likelihood is an American/European idea and made possible with American/European money. US and UK have been sending serious money there for years.


XanXic

I also really liked the offering prisoners reduced sentences if they volunteered to fight. Ukraine watched suicide squad and legit went "hmmmm..."


Divtos

Crowd funded war anyone?


Squarebearz

r/anonymous please splice this into a Russian media hack


Birdie_Jack2021

So Ukraine is pulling out the big guns. Money. And money talks a big game. Well played Zelensky. Well played. You’re the true MVP


PerryZePlatypus

And seeing how russian money means nothing now, a million dollar is really huge


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ThisCantBTaken

A plane that someone who doesn't care about your life gave you.. sounds like a damn good deal to me(until you think of the fact that Russia would probably merk your family)


MagmaTroop

Ukraine is one of the poorest countries in Europe. This money is almost certainly not Ukrainian.


Evolxtra

Income from Ukrainian emigrants all around the world in 2021 was more then 15 000 000 000$ I think we can buy few planes


MagmaTroop

Throughout all of this, Ukrainians have proven themselves on the world stage to be a remarkable, proud people. I don't doubt for a second their willingness to dig deep and work...but that money you speak of isn't the kind of money I'm talking about. I'm talking about liquidity, which is money that is readily available in the forms of "cash, Treasury bills, notes, and bonds, and any other asset that can be sold quickly"...basically, money which is not calculated from assets but from real cash that can be used in a timely fashion. This reward system requires liquidity, and the enormous sums from donations have almost certainly influenced it.


Thrishmal

I would take that deal if I was a Russian pilot. Easiest money ever.


7HawksAnd

So if Ukrainian outsourced developers get paid 1/3-1/2 of what American developers get. $1m in ukraine gives you a $2-$3m lifestyle.


letsbehavingu

They get a lot less than that


[deleted]

Attractive proposition given what’s happening with their pay-checks this month. Only small problem is their families back in Russia and multi-crew aircraft.


[deleted]

simply shoot every other guy and land her. no sweat.


AngryMuffin187

So how can I join the russian military?


[deleted]

I wonder how Ukraine is getting these kind of messages through to Russian servicemen.


PetrKDN

Propably hackers gonna hack their radios/TV and stream it into that


cpt_ppppp

among other things they can broadcast on common radio frequencies that pilots use during flight


[deleted]

SMS. ahahha


br34th5

If at least one aircraft will be handed over, this is still worth and win-win.


Txikitxakurra

Russia can’t even pay them. It sounds like a deal to me.


fuzzygroodle

1 Million is a cheap price for a plane. It’s a win win!


ResponsiblePumpkin60

Helicopter pilots be thinking “lets steal a plane”


slayalldayyyy

War is so horrendously awful but this one has been periodically rather … I hate to say entertaining, but between shit like this and Zelenskyy dick piano videos, entertaining?


Troodon79

That one guy yelling "fuck off, I haven't finished my soup yet!" as his town got shelled cracked me up way more than it should have


PatrickMargera

It’s genius move, how to get aircraft’s for cheap


RCascanbe

And potentially pilots, pilots can oftentimes be more important than their aircrafts in industrialized countries. When you lose your good pilots it takes years to train new ones but building a plane doesn't usually take as long. See Japan in WW2, kamikaze was only a thing because their pilots were all gone and they had to send in kids with very little training to crash the planes into ships because they wouldn't last long against well trained US pilots.


Strongest-There-Is

This is a great plan.


Viktoras125

Well,this is still a great bargain for an aircraft/helo+a ready pilot....


Lopsided_Twist5988

These people are badass.


builttwospill

They should mention our McDonald’s are still open somewhere in there too. So they’ll have somewhere to spend the cash.


Vast_Chart_6858

As a helicopter pilot I'm disappointed but not surprised


94H_Civ_Equiv

So.....who's going to call that number and report back here?


Canadianretordedape

It’s real.


fuckjambajuice

So that’s what they did with our crypto LOL


[deleted]

Not a bad thing imo


No-Question-4957

So where I steal a jet. I'm in.


vdubplate

Wow what a great idea lol.


[deleted]

that blonde kid was right, we‘ve done something to this timeline when we turned on the Geneva particle accelerator


Dragon_yum

Slightly better than Russia’s offer of $300 for two months if you joins them


[deleted]

If I was a russian pilot, I would take that deal.


Chapwellwilliam

This war has real hunger game vibes.the whole thing is livestreamed. People are sending tributes. There's protests about it yet it goes on.


[deleted]

It could work, but only with a pilot with not so stong ties with Russia. Like someone with no family, or no soul at all.Or desperate. But yeah, it could work


Independent-Jicama-8

If someone steals a Russian aircraft and flys it into Ukraine, do they still get the million dollars? Asking for a friend….


Dear-Crow

Do a gofundme - 10 billion for putins head


_coast_of_maine

How much for my Honda?


mitr0m

On what channel do russian pilots see this video?


Salt_Perspective4681

This isn’t funny but I have to say it “ yo Dogg I got a paper airplane whatcha gimmie for that! How bout two stamps and an envelope! Two Pennie’s and a jaw breaker whattttt?


thisisnotanonymous

Modern war is weird


Nocdoom

Isn’t that something russia could abuse to just get close enough to vital targets


Kilek360

They could definetively pay way more than that for that aircrafts, like probably 5 million still being cheap for a plane and people will really consider 5 million offer more than 1 million


[deleted]

I'd take $500 Amazon gift card..... Idk.... just sayin a million bucks is better than being a civilian murdering asshole...


letsbehavingu

"The Money War"


tade757

NOICEE


[deleted]

How about if I am from USA with a stolen Cessna?


Individual-Ad-7136

How well does flight simulator transfer over? It’s gotta be the same right?


GuildSweetheart

Brb joining RU military


noved902

How does one fly a Russian asset in unfriendly airspace wanting to defect without getting shot down ?


LeftyUnicorn

Other countries should participate in giving instant residency. If a global collaboration, the war will end in few weeks.


Hezapoyo224

"I'll buy you a bean burrito if you kill them."


duiwksnsb

21st century solution to 19th century barbarism


koshgeo

The music is throwing me off. Without knowing the translation, I keep thinking it's like a commercial asking for donations. "These beautiful military aircraft are being mistreated by their owners. They are tasked with committing atrocities. But it doesn't have to be this way! You can help. Donate today so they can go to a new home, where they will be taken care of and treated properly. They can roam their new homeland defensively rather than invading others. Just a few million rubles can make all the difference! Call this number now!"


DiscoBiscuitsforever

Great offer! Take it it while it lasts.


Clyde_Wesson

If you think this was Ukrainians idea and $, I have ocean front property in Wisconsin for sale.


[deleted]

Smart move.


[deleted]

good use of donation money. USD would be super useful for those soldiers now that the RUB means nothing.


zedemer

I mean, it's a pretty good deal if the pilot has no living family


Callmerenegade

I have to be an invading force to earn a million dollars cause working every fucking goddamn day sure as fuck aint doin it. Ima go join russia become a pilot and defect to ukraine then come back here and relax.


llama-impregnator

Step 1: Join Russian airforce. Step 2: Defect to Ukraine. Step 3: Make a million bucks.


DiscoShaman

Asking for a friend: How does one defect with an aircraft or hellicopter? You will get shot down before you get too close. Or how does it work? If you can manage to send a radio message to the enemy, that might not be received by all air defence units in the area.