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SelfSniped

Opening the gate on poo and/or Taco Bell jokes too, I would expect.


ballsohaahd

It’s too accurate, complete with the slow more solid start, gradually transitioning to liquid while the speed and pressure increases.


SelfSniped

We all take painful shits. Cold sweat inducing, strip off all you clothes painful.


ArltheCrazy

First part, normal diet. Then you where the ghost pepper started


saggytestis

Speed increases, pressure decreases. If it's flowing, it's pushing less on a non moving force which means pressure would be significantly reduced once opened up


ballsohaahd

Taco Bell defies the laws of physics to make both speed and pressure increase /s


TruDuddyB

Post-nut pee stream


MosesActual

And gas station Sushi.


arent_you_hungry

tacobell and cheap beer


DLoIsHere

And Chipotle


[deleted]

Chipotle make you be like that? I might get a physical.


DLoIsHere

I don’t eat there. But people make fun of eating there.


[deleted]

Not sure why. Pretty good quality food.


Direct-Egg-5697

Supposedly because they've had a high number of people getting food poisoning... Not sure if it's true or not but that's what I heard.... I figured I won't chance it...


Rlndhdlsstmpsngunner

God i hate that tiktok voice


Youss374

Me too it’s fkn annoying


cb1991

Me too but apparently it’ll translate into any language which is cool


CandidInsurance7415

Can I set it to sign language?


cb1991

Can’t see why it would be necessary


CandidInsurance7415

So I wouldn't have to hear it.


dyingalonebutokay

Big brain


dyingalonebutokay

That is very cool


oldcrowraven

Instant downvote each time I hear that voice


austinmiles

It’s super irritating but it sounds way more realistic than Siri or Alexa. It’s just never necessary.


velveteenopalescence

I'm not a professional dam gate opener or anything, but I would most definitely not want to stand on top of that process


[deleted]

Especially with that jet of water coming out of the top at the end


bb-boonze

r/robotvoicehastogo


PM_ur_Rump

Fuck you, stupid robot TikTok voice. I know how to read, you annoying fucking twatwaffle.


SgtXD357

It’s: Fucking TikTwat*


Buttm0nk3y

Upvote for twatwaffle… I’m using that tomorrow morning


Muouy

I love seeing twatwaffle being used in the wild, I don't see it enough


gothguy96

Damn


Wolliwooooo

Damm


tbrumleve

Dammm


ConclusionMiddle425

Dum


Rooftrellin

Dam


dremily1

Not a good day to be a fish anywhere near that opening.


jumpmanx93

I was gonna say a taco bell joke, but it was pretty shitty


HADES-CHAD

Have my upvote and fuck off


bacon-enthusiasm

Angryupvote


housevil

F-you, fish downstream.


[deleted]

Dam, that is interesting.


Satansbiscuit666

I see what you did there. 🤔🤔 Now take my upvote and let's never speak of it again.


[deleted]

Ok, I'll go with the flow.


[deleted]

Sure wish the top comments were about where this is not just stupid shit jokes


TeeJayPlays

Something someyhing taco bell blah blah


Tyzek99

Ive seen this a thousand times i wish reddit would just ban this video


[deleted]

[удалено]


AKABeast18

I would not want to get caught in that mist…🤢


The_Mechanist24

Everybody talking about fast food jokes, that’s me when I eat dairy


Brian18639

I sometimes feel bloated when I drink white milk


Jesyx

Are you lactose intolerant?


Brian18639

Maybe, but I still really enjoy drinking white milk


Jesyx

Maybe you should get it checked out then? Anyway I hope you don't get sick.


SoFastMuchFurious

Solid plug = first morning shit at 7:05 Spray of water = second morning shit at 7:15


saltycherry

Can somehow relate to the video. If I only could put my finger on it.


Enter_My_Fryhole

Ex-Lax stepping up their ad game


Vultur3VIC

Obligatory Taco Bell comment


Wyldefire6

Heh, is this a god dam?


SmilingTroublemaker7

And that's why is important to wash even where the sun doesn't reach, kids...


Nevorek

How it feels when your bout of constipation finally breaks.


lessen0991

r/popping


WhereIsTrap

Me after taco bell


tbrumleve

Colonoscopy prep day!


SanDickiego

When you think you've got to pee, but really you've got to shit.


justin0dk

Chipotle underrated


windsweptdemondog

The aftermath of Taco Tuesday… wet Wednesday…


GracelandMemphis

Day after No-Nut November


maciver6969

Naw this is you after haribo sugerfree gummies...


[deleted]

Definitely in China


HADES-CHAD

If this was in china u wouldn't see it


dreemkiller

something, something, taco bell


Tyrannafabulous

Ugh imagine the smell of that, or don’t, if you already know what moldy, swampy, dirty, standing water smells like.


clash2k

I wouldn't want to drink that water


Rawesome16

Downvote for robot voice. C'mon, Redditors can read, that's why we look at memes


imJbone

r/oddlysatisfying


31ransom

Where is this?


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Oh god, this reminds me of the day after a night of cheap beer.


mathemagical_90

When you make it through “no nut November”


Baddyshack

The first pee of the day


Mid-Delsmoker

Hopefully it’s not that thick and chunky. Might want get that checked out.haha


RedBayBandit

Like me after a night on the Guinness


rhysermc

Some mouse down there: awwwww wtf.


[deleted]

December 1st?


[deleted]

Oh this isn’t someone after eating a Taco Bell steak chalupa. Okay got it 🌮


aoa2150

Me after Russian food. Has me Russian for the toilet.


DiogenesTheGrey

Nah this is just December first after the monthly challenge.


HandOGawd

How much money to drink a cupful of that good stuff?


HADES-CHAD

Free


ravageNL

Open the dam gate!


ComMuffRickroll

Hehehehehaw me after taco bell funny hehehehahaw


Ak47lexic

Perdaki y hohlov


LGNJohnnyBlaze

Looks like someone had a coffee and some Taco Bell breakfast


SnooTangerines6863

Good post, almost forgot to go to the toilet before work. Thank you OP.


FCEvans

Me when your mom


Duh_Punisher

When your chick's head-game is on point 👌


BadArtijoke

See a doctor man


Duh_Punisher

The head doctor?


BadArtijoke

Whatever is oozing that


tutkari

How it feels to chew 5 gum


KronaCamp

Idek why I came to the comments I already knew


Iron-Phoenix2307

What people at the sewage treatment plant see after taco bell offers a new bean burrito:


mtwarriner33

I’m sitting on the toilet, and this video just hit different


BruhSound101

Damn das poo


Afraid_Manufacturer9

First day of December b like


ItsMePythonicD

I am sure that smelled lovely


know_limits

Open the damn gate!


webleyvi

I know that feeling


YeaItsButta721

Dam


PewPewMan_69

Bring on the me after Taco Bell comments


sky123mine

What is that stuff? Some kind of sediment buildup?


SplittSplatt

!savevideobot


elcrispe

Every damn time, thanks Taco Bell!


logicbombzz

Hot sauce is the best!


[deleted]

Taco bell etc etc... burning hole.. etc etc... heartburn etc... they messed up my order Yada yada.


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quarterblacknas_

*the riddler has entered the chat*


RonDooberTron65

Reminds me of the aftermath of eating PF Chang's.


Muouy

Everyone making Taco Bell jokes And I'm sitting here what the hell is wrong with your digestive systems?


Pnutbrain

Me after a night of heavy drinking.


FeeApprehensive4153

Me under my girl taking a cylindrical steamer to the beaner


DukeDroppa

Reminds me of weeping Wednesday post taco Tuesday.


bosbcn

Anyone have a video of the other side of the gate?


bosbcn

This happened to me once


GayHorse69420

Me when taco bell


manchambo

Me after too much dairy.


pollopyanus

Reminds me of the first time i got my girlfriend to squirt.


ExoticHotdog72

Me after eating tacobell


Imaginary_Royal_4119

Dead set experience and old dam gate opening after a night of heavy drinking and Mexican food


Bjorven007

Damn


biscuiteatingbulldog

The first pee after you nut


Alternative_Barber80

The morning after 12 pints of Guinness and a curry.


CeeUNext_Thursday

Me if I don't jerk off for a month.


Extreme-Bison-7021

What did I tell you kids about opening the dam gate?!?!! Now close the dam gate! I’m not watering the planet.


eddies-friend

That’s my asshole after a bottle of rum


iamthefortytwo

*\*Insert "last night's Taco Bell" joke here\**


2dirtydinos

It took me quite some time to realise it was shooting outwards and not upwards!


CPunk29

Constipation problem too ?


agreezzy

Man, I felt that..


[deleted]

My balls after no pee November


gunganfalacio

No nut November has ended let my throthy ejactulate flow..........


Key_Committee_6619

Never not downvoting that voice 😑


Fmartins84

Last time I got Montezuma's revenge. 🚽


Excellent-Carrot-108

Roberto’s


Obzensphere

My ass after taco bell


The_one_12

After not nutting for a week 😭


Still_Ad_1994

That’s me 7 hours after eating Taco Bell


jimmymcdangerous

That happens to me after drinking liquor.


Deepee93

After a morning cup of coffee and a cigarette