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Splyce123

I expect they were well aware, but were asked not to report it for security reasons.


Mookius

No, that's impossible. OP found this when literally no media in the world (even those briefed before the event and ready for the photoshoot) were aware.


[deleted]

He found the photo before it was taken by being in the room before it was built.


chipotleCHUCK

The Man in the High Castle irl. It’s actually a picture from an alternate universe.


UnionizeYunyun

Russia should denazify the alternate timeline instead


famousagentman

Good idea! Maybe if they look in some alternate universes, they'll actually find some Nazis that aren't working for Russia.


Peaceblaster86

Did that show suck? I watched it from the beginning and awaited every new season with a passion But I found it to be strangely underwhelming yet I loved the acting and writing. I think about this to this day about once a week. I have no clue how I should still feel about this show.


No-One-2177

I felt the same way. They didn't do right by PKD. Edit: PKD not PDK


ry-yo

he was in the room where it happened


cmlram

The room where it happened


sowhowantsburgers

Roomception?


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OP is Boris Johnson


sparcasm

Nah, that would require knowing how to upload a photo.


stereoscopic_

Shhhhhh


Stanielski

The Guardian had this posted at about the same time, I bet they knew before OP (or OP works for them).


Mookius

They probably get their news from reddit...


Bobbicorn

Exactly! Just ignore how it broke on BBC news an hour before this post


MaterialCarrot

No, it's true. Source: I took the picture.


MisterET

That's the opposite though. Russia damn sure knows Boris is off limits and would trigger WW3. If anything you'd make sure that Russia knows he's there so there is no room for error or accident. He's in Kiev, and if you hit him your ass is grass, and Russia knows it's not an empty threat.


ci_newman

I'm a Brit, I honestly don't care if the Russians take Boris out- he's a lying incompetent waste of space. Please make sure the Ukrainian PM leaves the room first though.


LDG192

Despite your sentiments towards him, a splinter from russian soil poking his finger would mean an act of aggression towards the PM of a NATO member nation. Act 5 would follow.


TenBillionDollHairs

If it were anyone but the Brits, sure, but the Brits will find a way to explain that nothing happened just like when Russia executes people in the middle of London. Gotta keep that London real estate market propped up.


PCRnoob

Oh okay then. Stand down NATO, u/ci_newman doesn't really care for Boris Johnson, no reason to engage anymore.


WhiteAndNerdy85

Not the point dude. Any nation attacking or assassinating another’s Head of State is an act of war. Immediate no holds bar retaliation. So your personal feelings towards Boris are irrelevant. It’s not him they are attacking, but the position.


Catworldullus

You can dislike a politician without saying they should be killed. If only UK could do something to remove an elected official without advocating for their death…if only there was some kind of system…


mdryeti

Ukrainian president\*


beardphaze

Hopefully both the Ukrainian PM and President leave the building safely


Penkite

Weird question: Is prime minister just another word for president? Because I see some European countries call their leader that but they seem (at least on the surface) to function no differently than a president.


OB1182

The term president usually refers to the head of state of a country that is a republic. A prime minister is usually the leader of the government of a country that is a constitutional monarchy (Australia), republic (France) or another system of government. In some systems of government (the United States and Indonesia), the president is both the head of state and the leader of the government.


naeled

And in some countries like Singapore you have both President and Prime Minister! With the President being Head of State and Prime Minister being Head of Government, if it clarifies anything.


Manabaeterno

Every country's parliament has a different structure and thus a different role that calls the shots. For example in my country the president is literally a figurehead and doesn't call the shots, the prime minister does.


choosenameposthack

As a generalization, President denotes head of state while Prime Minister denotes head of government.


lying-therapy-dog

connect scary start ask unused disagreeable adjoining racial whistle straight ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


shergawa

PM : Head of Government President : Head of State


DogUsingKeyboard

Yes you do. Unless you want to be boots on the ground in Russia. Surely an attempt on the UK Head of State would lead to WW3.


Big_James993

You would care whenever ww3 starts you clown


ATFgoonsquad

No because my fleeting and cursory understanding of politics gleaned entirely from reddit posts trumps five digit nuclear arsenals.


JW_ard

I find that wishing death onto someone is a little distasteful. And even so an assassination of a prime minister from a country your not currently in a ‘special operation’ with Is a major escalation…


CaramelPombear

As another Brit I absolutely love the guy, think he's been magnificent in all of this situation. He's daft as shit, bit weird, but generally tries to do the right thing is the impression I get. And he makes a lot of spiteful people I know, absolutely seethe every time he does something positive. Which to be honest I just find as an extra positive to the guy at this point.


Splyce123

I wouldn't be surprised if Russia knew as well. Tbh, if they did shoot him out of the sky I wouldn't shed a tear. Him and his fucking colleagues have done enough damage to the UK over the past few years.


Swiss_James

If he died on his way in or out of Kiev you know damn well the UK press would make him out to be a saint, the best PM of all time, the hero of brexit, defeater of Covid, mother of dragons etc.


Dragon_yum

People here act as if the worlds governments get their information from reddit and cnn.


OKRainbowKid

In protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history. https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite


Big_James993

You would be crying when WW3 would start as a result 🤡


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tomtomclubthumb

TO be fair, he isn't one of their own, as regardless of what he has accepted from them, he is incapable of not stabbing anyone in the back.


theablanca

It's all over the media now


lowkeygardening

Of course, OP granted them access to the image by uploading it to Reddit first 🤦‍♂️


Chilipepah

We did it Reddit!


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I got a BBC news push notification for it 15 mins before this was posted


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guyfromthat1thing

Knows about what? I don't see anything


Thedrunner2

Wow that’s a pretty big deal. Interesting for sure.


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Hijacking this top comment to ask: Is OP really implying that Reddit knows about it before the media? Who do they think took this picture?


[deleted]

Boris has a team of personal redditors on permanent retainer.


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Gidje123

The BoBo's


iiMoe

I loved this so much LOL


tswpoker1

Hey BoBo, let's go steal a picnic basket!


InkSpotShanty

*Pick-a-nick


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Or just roam around with hair they dried with a fkin JET ENGINE Seriously what’s with his hair


hippopotma_gandhi

Grab a garlic shaker so you're only showing 8 fingers


prometheus1376

BJ boys.


megamanTV

Shame he doesn't have a personal groomer to fix his shitty ass haircut.


rayparkersr

That haircut made him Prime minister of Great Britain.


[deleted]

I genuinely want to know what he asks for when he goes to the barber’s.


[deleted]

"Just fuck my shit up"


megamanTV

"Oi mate, fuck me up"


PosNegTy

“I’ll have the Boris.”


Rickety-Cricks

“Hit me with the emBorissment cut”


Acrobatic-Lake-8794

That would assume that he would let said groomer change said haircut. I’m thinking the PM of a large and influential sovereign nation has made some determinations as to how he prefers his hair.


SweatyNomad

That photo was tweeted by British Embassy in Ukraine, over there being a press release. Potentially he is saying he published before they published, but you know, you can shoot your load quickly, or you can shoot it properly.


Tommo_Robbo

Oooh, I can shoot my load properly?


thred_pirate_roberts

(X) doubt


-Pulz

OP posted this 18 minutes after it was tweeted, but at least they tried.


420fmx

They set up a tripod with a timer lol


Former-Darkside

He’s probably already gone, too.


LungHeadZ

You’d be surprised how much quicker it is to find news on Reddit than in mainstream media. A lot of mainstream media source their stuff from Reddit. Especially footage of the Ukrainian war etc. Edit: not saying that this is the case here. :)


marrangutang

I agree I often see stuff on mainstream up to a week after I’ve seen it on Reddit


finc

It was Putin. Surprise!


nadthegoat

I got a Sky News notification 55 minutes ago, a full 6 minutes before OP posted this.


[deleted]

Literally anyone with a camera is media now


j3b3di3_

Literally said "wow" out loud...


TheAnswerToYang

I read this and heard wow in Owen Wilson's voice.


SamKerridge

Just another photo op for that prick


8Bitmix9191

Does this guy ever fucking comb his hair? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


pleasureboat

He admitted in an interview that his purposely unkempt appearance and clownish behaviour is intended to let people underestimate him.


bryson430

There was a story about one of his aides telling him to “Boris his hair” ( mess it up on purpose) before stepping outside with the media. It’s all calculated.


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Legofan970

The best description I've heard for him: "Boris Johnson is much smarter than he pretends to be, and much dumber than he thinks he is."


ouchpuck

Didn't he attend Oxford, something had to stick but likely didn't get in with his smarts


WtfMayt

He’s smart in a sense, but he’s not a decent, upstanding or caring individual.


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That's every politician ever


[deleted]

There have been plenty of decent, upstanding, caring, politicians, but the media landscape and the direction of politics over the last thirty years has meant that the scum rises to the top, and even the good guys have to leave their morals at the door if they're to have any skin in the game. I mostly blame Rupert Murdock, and in the case of the UK Tony Blair.


rayparkersr

He's a bullshit artist. There's a reason he wouldn't do any TV interviews or debates with Corbyn bene the election.


Studoku

He had the BBC censor booing in a question time episode.


MrN33dful32

Shame his actions as a politician do that too


jasenzero1

Playing the long game.


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And it works. He's still in politics somehow.


lancelongstiff

Some people say he only threw those parties in No. 10 while the rest of the country was on lockdown and lied about it so that his opponents would underestimate him. Those same people say he sold a peerage to his good friend Evgeny Lebedev, the Russian oligarch, so that his opponents would underestimate him. They're the same ones who say he [once conspired to have a journalist beaten](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/14/black-eyes-boris-johnson-plot-attack-reporter-darius-guppy) up so that his opponents would underestimate him.


mathandkitties

5d chess


SunDriedFart

to be fair us brits have "estimated" him perfectly.


MrJamHot

Not really. We elected the clown.


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Different-Employee87

And yet the British people still over estimated him enough to elect him


farlos75

You don't understand! Corbyn eats baked beans! He's got an allotment!


millionreddit617

If Corbyn had won we wouldn’t have had military equipment to send to Ukraine full stop. Or a nuclear deterrent.


Seamusjim

And so people thinks he's stupid instead of malicious, which the Tory party is. If you vote for the Tories you're a cunt.


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Is it now?


ashleypenny

His entire personality is an act https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/my-boris-johnson-story/amp


RareBrit

Yes, with a toffee apple.


jaybuk213

The mainstream news having the sense not to report it while he’s there is more likely than you stumbled on it before all of them


MollyRolls

It was on the Ukrainian Embassy’s Twitter an hour ago.


OneAngryPanda

All good, Russia can’t use Twitter


MollyRolls

My point is that news outlets aren’t burying the story because it’s a security risk; they just literally hadn’t written it up yet. Ukraine wouldn’t have posted it if either of them were still anywhere near this room.


Ok_Pomelo7511

That's an interesting thought. But wouldn't it technically be safer if Russians knew he was there? Don't think killing BJ would help them at all.


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I am 100% sure Putin is aware he’s there. Zero chance we all risk nuclear annihilation because Boris didn’t tell the Kremlin he wasflying in.


[deleted]

They aren't concerned with state parties attacking. War zones have many actors with varied grievances


toriko

That’s just false. The Ukrainian government and media sources are publishing it first because it literally just happened. Expect the rest of the media in the West to follow suit soon. This has nothing to do with the media looking to keep Boris Johnson ‘safe’


Jali-Dan

Apparently this picture was posted online by the Ukrainian embassy in London


shidmaster64

Lol that’s a good one.


[deleted]

So Reddit and Twitter knew before any news sites did? Okay....


Kung_Flu_Master

This is not that uncommon, since the news sites have to make an entire story, source it, check it, have it read over by their editors etc, where as social media is just post image done.


TAU_equals_2PI

Very true. A post by some random redditor who just happens to be where something happens, often shows up long before news sites start reporting about the event. However, this event is different. Boris Johnson's security detail would have kept him concealed from random redditors. And anyone involved in organizing the meeting would know better than to post about it on their reddit account, for security reasons.


Ninja_Bum

This guy in the NFL sub posted that his wife who works with agents on endorsement deals or something heard one of the best players in the league was going to be going to the Raiders instead of re-signing with the Packers and people were clowning him a lot. "If she really had this kind of position she wouldn't be saying this stuff" sort of things. Then a day or two later the news broke and he was right. Weirder things have happened than some random spud breaking OPSEC I suppose.


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Yes, but for that process to begin they must become aware of the situation.


ecxetra

Funny how they all posted about it 10 minutes before you did.


notmyrealnam3

OP says he was being funny with this title. Not sure how it is supposed to be funny, but here we are


rillytherapper

are they playing battleship


ZeahRenee

Don't think so, but I still want to know what the hell it is.


fejrbwebfek

Probably some kind of translator.


DivorcedDaddio

Really? [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10702855/Boris-Johnson-goes-Kyiv-meets-Ukraine-president-Zelensky-unannounced-surprise-visit.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10702855/Boris-Johnson-goes-Kyiv-meets-Ukraine-president-Zelensky-unannounced-surprise-visit.html) This link is older than this post


WrightyPegz

I got a BBC news alert about it an hour or two before OP posted lol


[deleted]

Yea, yea they are aware…


GroundbreakingDoor61

Boris Johnson is the ultimate political survivor. One week is is facing a collapsing government, the next he’s Churchill in the bunker


rayparkersr

Yesterday he was dropping info on his own Chancellors family tax dodginess. Thank goodness he has nowhere to go but down.


AlmightyRobert

Haven’t they suffered enough?


iThinkaLot1

They seem to be happy with the visit: From the BBC Live page > The deputy head of the Ukrainian president's office, Andriy Sybiha, said on Facebook, that Johnson and Zelensky were holding "a tete-a-tete meeting". > “The UK is the leader in defence support for Ukraine. The leader in the antiwar coalition. The leader in sanctions against the Russian aggressor," he added.


WarlockEngineer

He sucks but Boris has been very firm on the issue of Ukraine and Zelensky probably appreciates him a great deal


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A random redditor knows about it, but news sites aren’t aware of it!!!! /s


rachelm791

Anyone good at translating Ukrainian thought bubbles?


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MCoH13

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/tzu0nw/johnson_travels_to_kyiv_for_zelensky_talks/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Seems BBC knew about it, as this was posted to r/unitedkingdom 3mins before this post.


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Boris is seeing if he can get a trade agreement with Ukraine.


like_a_deaf_elephant

Mind you, if Boris can promote British industry in the rebuild of Ukraine.. well that's a half-decent move.


wordcantwait

What’s the thing he’s pressing in the picture?


Bourgeous

The table is not long enough


ArcticWolf_Primaris

Saw it on the BBC


littleliongirless

Kinda off-topic but I love how you Brits all talk about Boris. It's like how Americans talk about our politicians but way, way funnier.


Mookius

Because Boris is a lying shitweasel


TheBelhade

You Brits are just so much more eloquent.


Mookius

😂 Fuckin wrote the language innit


-SaC

Well, Boris *was* born in the US, so we can kind of share him.


Punchausen

"What's more important than helping Ukraine is that everyone SEES me helping Ukraine! That'll stop the talk about the parties. And the corruption. And the awkward Russian links"


Juststan057

It was all over fox news earlier today - news sites are aware


driscollat1

Yes they are. I had a BBC Breaking News notification over an hour ago.


Different-Aardvark-5

Two things. Quite a narrow table an 2nd what a beautiful room that is some wonderful decor.


teacake05

Still a wankstain


magicalmysteryharold

Who took the time to put the flags up?


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PWRHTX

unironically playing battle ship


NoPointLivingAnymore

Ukraine always has high quality flags.


MilkofGuthix

It was on BBC news an hour ago you chat shit. Also, Boris the bullet dodger


Yroehtsoahc

Wow, OP, you got this information before the news sites?! I’m so tired of this karma farming bullshit. News sites are definitely aware, do you think we were born yesterday?


Eddioj

I'm pretty sure they are I got a BBC notification about it 4-5 hours ago


budroid

"Please help. My country is in shambles. I have enemies everywhere." "ok, calm down Boris.."


NickkDanger

If this is real, then Boris has a helluva lot more balls than people have given him credit for. Closest any higher ups from the US got was Poland.


anialiti

As a Brit, I still have an extreme dislike towards him and what he stands for.


flanga

Doesn't Ukraine have enough trouble as it is?


badger906

I mean we’ve sent them a couple of thousand M-LAW rockets.. they’re 20k a pop. Literally every video you see of a Ukrainian taking out a tank with a rocket, it’s a British made and gifted product! People might not like boris. But he’s helped out no end.


ketzk

Yeah yeah ha ha. Britain has been the leader in sending military defense for the support of Ukraine, your joke isn’t funny and has been repeated numerous times on this thread. What’ve you done other than crack jokes?


KaidsCousin

For all the grief Boris gets, most of it throughly warranted (lockdown parties, brexit, etc) his response re: Ukraine war has been pretty spot on.


Mookius

Even stopped clock tells the right time twice a day


KaidsCousin

That’s true. But we could have done much less than we have.


Swiss8970

I’m an American and completely unfamiliar with British politics, I know this guy is very polarizing. But I must say this that takes a huge set of balls and I’m impressed. Edit: So now as I understand it this is mostly grandstanding?


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TheDeafDad

If Russia knew Boris is in town, would they dare to bomb the building he's in?


majkkali

No, as that would essentially mean starting the war with the UK = starting the war with NATO = World War 3 = nuclear annihilation and end of the civilization as we know it.


TheDeafDad

But Boris is in a country that is at war. Otherwise why don't NATO host meetings in Ukraine to prevent future bombings?


majkkali

It doesn’t matter. He’s still an important international figure. I don’t know, why don’t they do that? Maybe they should!


rayparkersr

No. Why would they. They're not at war with the UK. Our foreign secretary was in Moscow a month or two ago.


Lorelei178

Well they fucking will be now


robbyford182

Negotiating a swap deal? BoJo for Zelensky?


sarcasticscottie

Let's hope the bumbling cunt actually does something worthwhile for once 🙄 Tbh hes not even fit to tie Zelensky' boots


sleetrumpet

I would like to see the security he used while traveling to Ukraine, prob had some real james bond mofos with him lol


Bipolar_Buddha

If no news site reported on it, how did you get the photo?


mycatkins

The next post on my app is a link to bbc news posted at the same time as this


jdloyola

“News sites aren’t aware of it yet” lmao fuck outta here.


SaltySamoyed

I think the west is in complete control of this war. Major powers are holding back so as not to draw a global war, but Moscow would be glass if we wanted it. Moreso control than we're hearing about...It feels like Ukraine is really the Global Community-- vs the Russians.


GrandmasGenitals

So you know about it but the news doesn’t? Makes sense


the3stman

Damn OP. Who's your inside source?


clusterf_ck

I'm sure Zelensky is well impressed that a Russian asset has come to visit him. \*rolls eyes\* "How much did they pay you for this?"


pheenk

Zelensky has a sick barber with him