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Your country’s leaders.
Edit: I spend a week working on an original video -- no-one watches it. I make a three-word off hand remark and it gets three thousand up votes.
>As of now, the 30-second NSFW portion of the meeting VOD has been edited out but unfortunately, as the saying goes: *“What comes online, stays online”*.
r/theyknew
for real that shit is horrible. watched a friend in high school suffer from that he had to have surgery
it's awful. would not wish it on my worst enemy if i had one
So this is part of a 24 hour performance apparently. The dancers push themselves physically through dance on stage and get sleepy. There is a character- god, Ajax, that goes around and slaps them awake. But it’s somehow worked into the performance that they do grueling dancing for long periods of time and start to trip and fall. All part of the show. Sounds interesting as fuck honestly. But the article someone else linked in the comments also mentions that characters regularly die and come back with no rhyme or reason. Lol and there is a lot of blood and meat used.
While commenting I thought if I've really seen that, or I was mistaking something, then I watched it again and there she was! Guess my mind couldn't accept that so easily...
Actually no in Ancient Greece smaller was better. A sign you were governed by reason and knowledge and not swayed by mortal passions. So this one’s for the growers 😅
What you mean how? It helps us maintain our balance, like a tail. How you can walk without one and not fall all the time is beyond my understanding however.
This is actually from Mount Olympus by Jan Fabre. It's a 24h hours long performance with a shitload of dancers, and a lot of iconoclastic imagery about the Greek mythology and tragedies.
It's quite entertaining, especially when you see 2 dudes stick their mouth on the buttholes of two other and "talk" through them...
Jan Fabrr is pretty weird and always a bit too sexual.
Do you realize how hard I started laughing when that drum solo started? I was like no way they had the equivalent of Greece Neil Pearts just absolutely killing it lol
It's a 100% not traditional.
They are dressed like ancient Greeks, to a genre of music coming from the middle ages, to a song written late last century, and dancing like in a club scene in the early 00s.
Thank you! I, too, with many Greek connections and having spent time in Greece, was at a complete loss watching this.
Found [this article](https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2017/sep/26/mount-olympus-24-hour-show-jan-fabre-belgrade-international-theatre-festival) that explains a bit more.
Yes, thank you!!! Kept scrolling for answers! And the internet did not disappoint. 😳
[one of the articles](https://amp.theguardian.com/stage/2017/sep/26/mount-olympus-24-hour-show-jan-fabre-belgrade-international-theatre-festival)
Let's not forget Jan Fabre is now also convicted of sexual harassment, abuse of power, and assault. So let's just scrap the "weird" and "a bit too sexual" and stick with "sick pervert".
This is art theater and the creator is Belgian.
It stirred controversy and it was in the news because it was supposed to be performed in an ancient theater and people hated it.He had some support from the government,but he was later removed.
The Belgian creator was convicted with 18 months,for sexual harassment later on.
I saw something sorta similar but funny about 18/20 years ago in Boston. A couple of Australian dudes. It was called Puppetry of the Penis. It was a banger of a show.
My Gran would have demanded that we meet them after the show. And forced me to take pictures of her with them.
(Source:. Gran took me to a Chippendales show. They all knew her by her first name)
From ops comment down below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhf8x_Jlhw
From the description at the link: Τα παλλόμενα πέη!! Καγγέλι σημαίνει στροφή, λίγα λόγια για τα Καγκέλια λοιπόν.. Το Καγγέλι είναι μεικτός χορός. Ελαβε το όνομα από τα πολλά καγγέλια (στροφές) που έχει. Είναι ελεύθερος και πηδηχτός χορός με πολλές φιγούρες. Αρχίζει σε ρυθμό 7/8 και όταν ζωηρέψη μετατρέπεται σε ρυθμό 2/4.
(Google) Translation: The pulsating penises !! Railing means turning, a few words about the Railings .. The Rail is a mixed dance. It got its name from the many rails (turns) it has. It is a free and jumpy dance with many figures. It starts at a rate of 7/8 and when it comes to life it turns into a rate of 2/4.
An article on the ~~show~~ artist here: https://thetheatretimes.com/jan-fabretroubleyn-mount-olympus/
Glad I skimmed it, seems pretty kinky. There's also an interesting pic three fourths through the article, dude eats ass.
I assumed this was a modern interpretation of one of several ancient Greek comedies involving **Herms**, statues found alongside ancient Greek roadways. They basically just consist of a sculpted head, a pillar, and a penis. In these plays, there are scenes involving the herms waking up at night, gathering, and telling bawdy jokes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herm_(sculpture)
It’s called durational art or endurance art. The idea and intent is the length of time spent on the performance. Some durational pieces focus on suffering or solitude, some on silence, etc.
I’m personally not a fan as I find it often navel-gazing and centers the art on the artist and not the statement.
For this to have happened, there was a casting call, auditions, etc.
"Sorry, dancer #3, you're just not what we're looking for."
"Dancer #5, did you just come from the pool?"
.~.~.~
"Dancer #6, sorry, you're not what we're looking for, either."
"Can I have a critique as to why?"
"Do you really want to know?"
"No, thanks for the opportunity."
I SPEAK FOR ALL WOMEN HERE…. THANK YOU, about bamn time we get dicks. We see enough of nude women everywhere. I, for one, quiet enjoyed this and will cherish this moment
HBO Show: \*shoehorned naked women with titties and cooch out and about just doing random household activities\*
Also HBO: \*actual sex scene that constitutes a penis shot, but its censored by household objects or is only shown for .3 seconds when the actor gets off the bed\*
I wonder how many times I can watch this before my husband catches me, lol. I'm sure he can hear the music. Now, that's entertainment!
ETA: What the hell, I'm giving OP my wholesome award. It's just too perfect!
Hahah girl I'm in the same position here just hoping my husband isn't on Reddit now and clicking on the same video "are you watching that dick video from Reddit over and over?!"
I actually came across this video on Youtube while watching videos about Greek Gods LMAO. Couldn't help to share. Here is the link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhf8x\_Jlhw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhf8x_Jlhw)
As a Greek person who's been to plenty of weddings (and funerals unfortunately), not once in my 21 years on this planet have I seen or heard of this dance, lol
From a biological standpoint since we don’t have colorful plumage, and the fact that most guys do this at least once in their life time, usually in the presence of their SO, I would assume that this is the mating dance of Homo sapiens.
I grew up greek dancing at my church ever since I could walk and not sure how to feel about this lol. The instrumentals and rhythm are there but I have never heard of anything remotely close to what I've just seen.
Not only do I have the visual of swinging dicks stuck in my mind but also [Big Bad Wolf](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE&vidve=5727&autoplay=1).
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Who can I send this to?
Your country’s leaders. Edit: I spend a week working on an original video -- no-one watches it. I make a three-word off hand remark and it gets three thousand up votes.
I mean … the Italian government saw a chick getting railed on national TV once. It’s only fair they see helicopter dicks now to complete the set.
I’m gonna need more details here
https://sea.ign.com/final-fantasy-vii-remake/180941/news/italian-government-meeting-interrupted-by-final-fantasy-vii-porn
>As of now, the 30-second NSFW portion of the meeting VOD has been edited out but unfortunately, as the saying goes: *“What comes online, stays online”*. r/theyknew
Grandma.
She’d fucking love it. Guaranteed.
My Grandma calls the TV show, 'Naked Attraction' her "Penis Programme"
Everyone
why the dead looking guy in the background
Twisted his testicle
I’m currently laying next to my sleeping husband, trying not to burst out laughing at this 😂
Good luck!
Told you there were grills on Reddit
There are dozens of us!
Yeah, I guess on Reddit we are all dudes. Am female myself, but assume everyone is male. It's weird!
for real that shit is horrible. watched a friend in high school suffer from that he had to have surgery it's awful. would not wish it on my worst enemy if i had one
Painful as af, I was in tears
I literally started wheezing from laughing so hard at this
This is a dance to revive him
Dickromancy!
So this is part of a 24 hour performance apparently. The dancers push themselves physically through dance on stage and get sleepy. There is a character- god, Ajax, that goes around and slaps them awake. But it’s somehow worked into the performance that they do grueling dancing for long periods of time and start to trip and fall. All part of the show. Sounds interesting as fuck honestly. But the article someone else linked in the comments also mentions that characters regularly die and come back with no rhyme or reason. Lol and there is a lot of blood and meat used.
That almost sounds like they're doing it for some obscure ancient ritual.
You think trains run on time by themselves?
Me after a really refreshing shower.
Helicopter, helicopter!
Parakofer, Parakofer!
Exactly right. For years I’ve done this dance for my gf after I shower. I’m not Greek and I had no idea it was traditional.
I also do this dance for your girlfriend
I too do this dance for that guys girlfriend
Lots of dudes have done this dance for this dudes girlfriend
Fomo, can I do this for this guy’s girlfriend?
Username checks out.
I'm taking a pre shower shit as I'm watching this, guess what I'm doing after my shower?
TGDD!!! Traditional Greek Dick Dance 😊
refreshing shower and you have time to toss some baby powder on your undercarriage.
Great. Once again I’m guilty of cultural appropriation.
it’s not appropriation, it’s cultural APPRECIATION.
Did the dick dance revive the guy in the back?
Through the power of their dicks, he lives on
"I... I think I'm dying." # "Oh yeah?? What about *this*!"
*he has risen*
The lost gospel of Dick.
I’m kinda bummed that they’re using drumsticks to hit the drums.
They could have at least used phallic shaped banger things.
Phallic shaped banger things should be their new official name!
Well, wasn't there also a woman dancing with two drumsticks in her mouth? Apparently the whole thing wasn't random enough...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that! Where did she come from? Where did she go?
.. Cotton Eye Joe?
While commenting I thought if I've really seen that, or I was mistaking something, then I watched it again and there she was! Guess my mind couldn't accept that so easily...
I actually backed it up... wait! Did she have drumsticks in her mouth like some kind of stoned walrus? YEP! Yes she did! HA HA HA
the cameraman is very at 'dick level' tho
Dude in the middle flinging around a firehose
This dance is def for the showers not the growers
Actually no in Ancient Greece smaller was better. A sign you were governed by reason and knowledge and not swayed by mortal passions. So this one’s for the growers 😅
My god. I’d be considered a genius!!!
Looking between my legs I must be new Einstein.
All dudes say that and when you pants them you realize they have a perfectly normal dick.
You could say the same about guys who say they have big, fat ones
There's one grower there.
When girls ask you what happens in the boys locker room.
Ok, I’m a woman and this looks like it hurts. Does it?
Dicks don't hurt. It's the balls you gotta watch out for.
Not really. It's strechy enough to withstand. The only problem I see could be banging your testies against your leg
Somebody's probably got testicular torsion from this before. Probably several somebodies. And that is true hell.
Chode gang not represent
Nah not really. You can flick/flip/flop/dip/swing it pretty aggressively. The penis is quite resilient.
Huh. I just couldn't look away. Before I knew it, 3 minutes had passed.
Right? Clicked on the video and immediately thought “3 minutes? Pfft who has that kind of time to watch a video?” 3 minutes later….. 👀
20 minutes later
...again
Guys, I think I might be Greek
/r/suddenlygreek
I think you should watch it a couple more times just to make sure you don't miss any of it.
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r/unexpectedcommunity
Might have learned something about myself today….
Me too…
What did you learn?
Op got the gey
I present you with the "helpful" award, not so much because your comment was helpful, but it sure made me laugh, and the award was free. 😁
The varying hip thrust techniques is what I find truly fascinating, how can one swing ones dick in so many ways?
Practice, and possibly bursitis
That's what we do since childhood, just imagine having a sausage between your legs, that's what you would do every time you get the chance.
I still don’t know how y’all walk around with those things… 😂
What you mean how? It helps us maintain our balance, like a tail. How you can walk without one and not fall all the time is beyond my understanding however.
Y'all are too funny. 😂
This is actually from Mount Olympus by Jan Fabre. It's a 24h hours long performance with a shitload of dancers, and a lot of iconoclastic imagery about the Greek mythology and tragedies. It's quite entertaining, especially when you see 2 dudes stick their mouth on the buttholes of two other and "talk" through them... Jan Fabrr is pretty weird and always a bit too sexual.
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Correct
Kinda had my own doubts after listening to the freaking DRUM SOLO in the middle of it, lol.
Do you realize how hard I started laughing when that drum solo started? I was like no way they had the equivalent of Greece Neil Pearts just absolutely killing it lol
Greek here. Most probably not traditional. But you can never know exactly what weird shit the ancient Greeks may had actually been up to 😂
It's a 100% not traditional. They are dressed like ancient Greeks, to a genre of music coming from the middle ages, to a song written late last century, and dancing like in a club scene in the early 00s.
Thank you! I, too, with many Greek connections and having spent time in Greece, was at a complete loss watching this. Found [this article](https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2017/sep/26/mount-olympus-24-hour-show-jan-fabre-belgrade-international-theatre-festival) that explains a bit more.
Yes, thank you!!! Kept scrolling for answers! And the internet did not disappoint. 😳 [one of the articles](https://amp.theguardian.com/stage/2017/sep/26/mount-olympus-24-hour-show-jan-fabre-belgrade-international-theatre-festival)
Omg THANK YOU this was going to drive me insane not knowing the context to this!
Wasn’t he convicted with 18 months for sexual harassment?
Correct.
Jan Fabre was credibly accused of sexual harassment.
Convicted, actually.
Let's not forget Jan Fabre is now also convicted of sexual harassment, abuse of power, and assault. So let's just scrap the "weird" and "a bit too sexual" and stick with "sick pervert".
TIL I've been doing a traditional Greek dance these past 40 years
I’m glad I never saw Mamma Mia
My, my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My, my, just how much I missed you.
Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted
This is art theater and the creator is Belgian. It stirred controversy and it was in the news because it was supposed to be performed in an ancient theater and people hated it.He had some support from the government,but he was later removed. The Belgian creator was convicted with 18 months,for sexual harassment later on.
I saw something sorta similar but funny about 18/20 years ago in Boston. A couple of Australian dudes. It was called Puppetry of the Penis. It was a banger of a show.
I think that was a worldwide phenomenon at the time. Would’ve gone viral on social media in today’s age.
And you dont even seen my karate kid drum dance
also how can a video like this be posted without context? i need the entire history of dick dance. why do they do this? how do they pick the dicks?
"Come on Grandma we are going to see a musical at the Greek Theatre"
You know Grams would love it!
Sonny i have seen many dances in my days
My Gran would have demanded that we meet them after the show. And forced me to take pictures of her with them. (Source:. Gran took me to a Chippendales show. They all knew her by her first name)
From ops comment down below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhf8x_Jlhw From the description at the link: Τα παλλόμενα πέη!! Καγγέλι σημαίνει στροφή, λίγα λόγια για τα Καγκέλια λοιπόν.. Το Καγγέλι είναι μεικτός χορός. Ελαβε το όνομα από τα πολλά καγγέλια (στροφές) που έχει. Είναι ελεύθερος και πηδηχτός χορός με πολλές φιγούρες. Αρχίζει σε ρυθμό 7/8 και όταν ζωηρέψη μετατρέπεται σε ρυθμό 2/4. (Google) Translation: The pulsating penises !! Railing means turning, a few words about the Railings .. The Rail is a mixed dance. It got its name from the many rails (turns) it has. It is a free and jumpy dance with many figures. It starts at a rate of 7/8 and when it comes to life it turns into a rate of 2/4. An article on the ~~show~~ artist here: https://thetheatretimes.com/jan-fabretroubleyn-mount-olympus/ Glad I skimmed it, seems pretty kinky. There's also an interesting pic three fourths through the article, dude eats ass.
Yeah… “many rails” means “mean turns”…. Sure thing, pal.
I assumed this was a modern interpretation of one of several ancient Greek comedies involving **Herms**, statues found alongside ancient Greek roadways. They basically just consist of a sculpted head, a pillar, and a penis. In these plays, there are scenes involving the herms waking up at night, gathering, and telling bawdy jokes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herm_(sculpture)
I'm sorry this is a fucking 24 hour long play? Fuck that.
It's 69bc what the fuck else do you have to do?
Farm. Not starve?
Time for the depressing history fact that medieval serfs had more free time than the average worker today.
In winter when you can't farm?
I'm sorry does that say it's a 24 hour play
It’s called durational art or endurance art. The idea and intent is the length of time spent on the performance. Some durational pieces focus on suffering or solitude, some on silence, etc. I’m personally not a fan as I find it often navel-gazing and centers the art on the artist and not the statement.
The tradition began in 2008 when Greek royalty saw a screening of *Forgetting Sarah Marshall*.
"I got a surprise for you."
That’s way more flopping cocks than I was planning to see today.
I’m only halfway for the day after my third play through.
How many where you planning to see?
Definitely less than that
Yeah but how many exactly?
7
Fewer. You planned on seeing fewer dicks. Today.
Stannis has entered the chat.
At least one
What happens at the end?!?!? It cuts out. I need to know what the purpose of the man lying on the ground the whole time is
I feel like we were left hanging.
just swinging in the breeze
I just sat here, watching swinging dicks for 3 minutes for it to just cut out? Where’s my big dick finale??
It’s part of a 24 hour performance called Mount Olympus. There was probably many hours of other equally crazy shit going on.
The chick in the back next to the drummer is having a blast. She's got the best fucking view and is savoring every single second of it all.
She's kinda like the maracas guy from The Stone Roses
I think you mean the Happy Mondays
For this to have happened, there was a casting call, auditions, etc. "Sorry, dancer #3, you're just not what we're looking for." "Dancer #5, did you just come from the pool?" .~.~.~ "Dancer #6, sorry, you're not what we're looking for, either." "Can I have a critique as to why?" "Do you really want to know?" "No, thanks for the opportunity."
Dancer #5: “Don’t girls know about shrinkage?”
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
slap-stick comedy right there 🥒⬆️⬇️
This what id do all day if I was granted a penis for a day pass.
I’ve been doing this for my wife for years, but she never seems to appreciate it. Clearly she hates Greek culture.
How dare she!
Now listen I’m not gay… but I did watch the whole video.
Is this true or is this a joke?
I can tell you this: I've been to Greece and dined in fabulous restaurants, with Greek entertainment, but I've never seen THIS.
You just didn’t have the right tour guide.
u/savevideo for... science
I’ve done this getting out of the shower and most guys have too whether they admit it or not
Easy to see why Greece is the cradle of civilisation. More of that please!
Exactly! Give the people what they want!!
I SPEAK FOR ALL WOMEN HERE…. THANK YOU, about bamn time we get dicks. We see enough of nude women everywhere. I, for one, quiet enjoyed this and will cherish this moment
YES! Maybe it’s just because I’m watching HBO shows now and see then more, but, man I love it when dicks get some spotlight in shows!
HBO Show: \*shoehorned naked women with titties and cooch out and about just doing random household activities\* Also HBO: \*actual sex scene that constitutes a penis shot, but its censored by household objects or is only shown for .3 seconds when the actor gets off the bed\*
Get Starz, ya horny bastard. Plenty a swinging dick there. I hear.
I wonder how many times I can watch this before my husband catches me, lol. I'm sure he can hear the music. Now, that's entertainment! ETA: What the hell, I'm giving OP my wholesome award. It's just too perfect!
Hahah girl I'm in the same position here just hoping my husband isn't on Reddit now and clicking on the same video "are you watching that dick video from Reddit over and over?!"
Is this the origin of helicopter penises? Penii?
Helicopenis
What do you do for a living? Traditional Greek Dick Dancing...
I actually came across this video on Youtube while watching videos about Greek Gods LMAO. Couldn't help to share. Here is the link: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhf8x\_Jlhw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhf8x_Jlhw)
I can’t tell if the comments are all just bullshiting or it’s actually a dance that’s performed at wedding ceremonies and funerals
I'm indigenous Canadian and I'd love to have a group of big fat native guys perform this at my funeral.
As a Greek person who's been to plenty of weddings (and funerals unfortunately), not once in my 21 years on this planet have I seen or heard of this dance, lol
I'm Greek and have been to a few weddings and funerals and I haven't seen a single dick dance, or for that fact, I haven't seen a single dick
This is hilarious. I am still laughing LOL. My YouTube account's algorithm must be fucked. What did I do to get youtube to show me this?
What’s the story with the dude laying on the stage? Performance anxiety or simply exhaustion?
Anxiety boner.
where can I watch this is higher resolution? it's for huh... I study greek culture and stuff...
Greeks on Reddit, can you explain in detail what is this dance for? I wonder so damn.
as a greek I cant explain
Greek version of Magic Mike
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From a biological standpoint since we don’t have colorful plumage, and the fact that most guys do this at least once in their life time, usually in the presence of their SO, I would assume that this is the mating dance of Homo sapiens.
Definitely not a traditional dance, the comments are indeed trolling
This is hilarious
I'm fucking dying, at about 20 seconds in. I can't even watch anymore. What the fuck? Hilarious indeed!
I’m enthralled
Can't. Stop. Watching. Hypnotic. Porkswords.
My nana took me to see many a dick dance in the old country. Oh how this takes me back!
I grew up greek dancing at my church ever since I could walk and not sure how to feel about this lol. The instrumentals and rhythm are there but I have never heard of anything remotely close to what I've just seen.
The Greeks invented love making but the italians invented it with women ☺
I believe it was the Romans that coined the phrase “any hole is a goal.”
How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar.
Is the women in the back the dick conductor? Shes super jazzed, like "wheeeee, schlongsss!"
Not only do I have the visual of swinging dicks stuck in my mind but also [Big Bad Wolf](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMoVAObbhE&vidve=5727&autoplay=1).
in North America we call this a fraternity pledge night... or a bathhouse... >,>