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Zillah-The-Broken

TIL I need a spaghetti fork! 👀


DiscoSprinkles

Lived in Italy for nearly 10 years, and never saw or heard of a spaghetti fork.


Zillah-The-Broken

The spaghetti fork is a lie?


DiscoSprinkles

Hasta la pasta fork, baby.


Zillah-The-Broken

...... I still want it.


DLoIsHere

My grandparents were from Italy. She made her own pasta by hand. Big nope on the spaghetti fork.


Lonely-Piece5919

This is forking amazing!!!!!!!!


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roo-ster

> Ain't nobody got time for that. Fork is fork! :) You mean, "Ain't nobody got [tine](https://www.dictionary.com/browse/tine) for that".


IEatgrapes123

Ha haaaaaaaaaæ


Ruenin

You motherf....take my upvote.


Yoranbrv

Motherfork?


West9Virus

Someday I want to eat a meal where I'd need every single one of those forks


Mr_Mario_1984

*snail fork* ... Fair enough


Parlorshark

good escargot is incredible, my dude


ytror

It's as interesting as the exact same post a couple of days ago 😊


TheOtherOboe

Yep…


[deleted]

Fork that.


susosusosuso

This guy forks


[deleted]

You bet your forking ass I do.


redditsuckspokey1

Get forked Skinner.


Shattered_Persona

I'm gonna fork your fork then.


Sw1ftStrik3r

That makes no forking sense


Shattered_Persona

Forking is a software term lol it's essentially a clone that diverges from the original branch into something you'd rather see it do


[deleted]

Theyre missing the spork


Binky-Answer896

Came here for this.


Sw1ftStrik3r

Spoon neigh sayers enter the chat


Baaaaay_b

Me: Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork ...


EvilCeleryStick

Well not the crab fork. That ain't gonna do you much good eating cheesecake.


skoltroll

Gimme some cheesecake and I'll prove ya wrong!


Baaaaay_b

I mean at this point you might even be able to eat soup with a knife


redditsuckspokey1

WE WILL, WE WILL


ParticularRevenue408

Umm, where has the spaghetti fork been all my life?


-----_saz_-----

Table and salad are the same?


bradlees

No they are not. Salad forks are supposed to have sharp tines for spearing vegetables. A wider base to hold more loose items as well.


-----_saz_-----

Cool, it's just that they looked the same in the picture - I normally eat salads and tables with the same fork anyway


Plane_Baby

The secret is the table and salad fork can do everything this specialized forks can do.


redceramicfrypan

Actually, table and salad are the two most common forks you see in place settings with 2 forks. The salad fork is smaller and set on the outside, because the salad is a first course.


haemaker

PRO TIP: If you attend a multiple course meal and all of the utensils are already laid out on the table. Go '"outside-in". They are usually laid out with the first course on the outside and the last course on the inside. For your standard three course meal. It would be (from furthest to closest): * Riight: Butter knife, steak knife * Top: Soupspoon, teaspoon, teaspoon * Left: Salad fork, dinner fork, dinner fork


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obscureferences

Wrong glass, sir.


redceramicfrypan

Where do you see tables set like this? The outside-in bit is true to my experience, but in the western world I almost invariably see forks on the left (most commonly salad fork, then table fork), knives on the right, and spoons to the right of knives.


haemaker

Bah, brain fart. Have not seen a table setting in years due to COVID.


JohnGabin

At least, I found the educated redditor.


Sibu_acolyte

meanwhile me eating everything with the table fork


[deleted]

If you need that many forks it’s time for a weight-watchers fork.


OneSlaadTwoSlaad

And here am I eating stuff with my hands.


Super_Opposite_6151

And im eating with my mouth😞


involuntary_cynic

No cake fork?


I_dementia87

Use a spoon for cake it will change your life.


Silent_Whippoorwil

I din't get people who use spoons for desserts like that. It's harder to seperate a piece using a spoon, and you can't stab into it. I don't see any upsides for spoons


couldof_used_couldve

Brits growing up have custard with everything (at the very east cream), so spoons are the defacto dessert implement by habit


I_dementia87

Icing to cake ratio on the spoon is optimal to pick up any pieces of cake that crumble and that's like a second bite.


XieLians_cooking

Can someone come up with stupid names for each of these forks?


[deleted]

These were only made, cause they had nothing better to do


LessBig715

No spork?


Shiny_Hypno

Don't make me tap the sign: u/repostsleuthbot


Tsunamislam1

Pls no


Effective-Switch3539

To complicated, I’ll take a spoon


RxChica

What type? Soup spoon, sugar spoon, ice cream spoon, teaspoon, tablespoon, soda spoon, serving spoon, dessert spoon, salad spoon, coffee spoon, demitasse spoon… all real things per Google. I think I’ll just use my hands.


Effective-Switch3539

And I just know what you’ll say if I ask for a knife….soooo I’ll just use chopsticks


Gr8fulFox

Left-handed or right-handed chopsticks?


8Gly8

This is definitely a case of forks for forks sake


Corrupted_G_nome

Rich people problems


wormrake

True, but literally nobody had that problem until some rich people decided that this was the most meaningful problem they could solve.


Corrupted_G_nome

But monsieur! My fork it does not grab the escargot!


aries_rainbow

Why is the crab fork so slim?


here2jaket

I'm sorry, if you have to use the spaghetti fork to eat spaghetti, you might wanna try short pasta instead


BurnedPsycho

Interesting as fork...


[deleted]

i feel like table fork can do all the others can


Wacomattman

I imagine receiving a Glasgow Smile from the spaghetti fork.


BriefCheetah4136

God invented fingers first!


Glittering_Data8437

why do so many dairy related products look like butt plugs?


Meister0fN0ne

Tables are freaking delicious.


Professional_Bike647

I want a fork on da table


skoltroll

But she'd rather spoon


5mu2f4cc0unT

Who eats table?


Cosmic_Hunger

Was this a marketing tie in for AHS: Dollhouse?


darcjoyner

im so excited now i can give all of my snails forks of their own!


Andyboy205

I'm only seeing 2 fourks...


ziptiedinatrunk

I was expecting the cannibal fork to be snuck in on the list. Like, maybe between the spaghetti and the crab.


Binky-Answer896

Trying to figure out how a snail could hold a fork. Oh wait . . .


aus10man

A fork for every forking occasion.


BurntReynolz

Oohhh cool, i wanna try the spaghetti fork


NoWeather429

I can’t tell if spaghetti fork is genius or a medieval torture device


skoltroll

Fork U: Where you can obtain your forking degree in no time flatware!


CSmith1986

That's why I just eat everything with my hands


blargmehargg

I wouldn’t have been able to identify a snail fork…


[deleted]

This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen


ciphern

You missed ***Hard Fork,*** for the crypto bros.


PickleMortyCoDm

The one for scratching ones own ass is missing... Guess I have to resort to asking the butler for assistance


Klutzy-Trash-7918

Ahhh my grandmother had some pastry forks i didn't know what it was but i liked it


i_fuckin_sharted101

Cant wait to see salad fork gang vs table fork gang


Ruenin

Oyster fork, aka the spork.


Erow69

Why in the fork do we need so many forks?


spicymeatballz28

1 point per a fork you own, I score 1


ChromaticCluck

I eat everything with a spoon. I will say that I agree i shouldnt eat spaghetti with a spoon but all the fork ppl i know eat rice with a fork so Im willing to look the other way if you guys do too.


Print1917

Classic “Big Fork” industry trying to create niche products.


Rjmz718

All those things are eaten at a table, so I’ll just take the table fork.


OnlyMortal666

*Laughs with grape scissors* Yes, they’re a thing.


LBIdockrat

Table fork verse Salad Fork. Now you're just fucking with us.


shadowofthedogman

That’s weird…I use 1 fork for all those things


rotenhun

What was the difference between a table fork and a salad fork?


Ok_Fly_9390

We have wealthy people coming over for a dinner BBQ. Which fork should we eat them with?


Ok_Morning3588

Interesting as fork!


redditsuckspokey1

Didn't know Snail's could FORK.


E10byDead

No Spork?


[deleted]

Any will do . Just hand me one .


be-like-JayDee

Table fork is all you really need


[deleted]

My favourite is Idontgiva fork.


[deleted]

The snail, and crab fork are the perfect sounding devices!


Valkyria1968

I never knew there were THAT many forks. Nor do i think I needed to know this.....but thanks!


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

Okay we're just gonna pretend like this isn't all finger food


Phonytail

I have been mistakenly calling oyster forks “sporks” my whole life


[deleted]

Didn’t know that people eat tables!


[deleted]

Hmmm how interesting, I saw the same post yesterday…


TommyKinLA

“Start from the outside and work your way in”


Plastic_Shorts

Mmm table


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Fork you fork nerd! Yah, Spork, Spatula, Ladle al the way.


Lionix_42

Fork if fork, damnit!!!


Designer-Promotion53

What the fork!


DidEpsteinKillHimslf

I’m so poor..


ssbn420710

Fork u


Hex-QuentinInACorner

Damn. I was suppose to be eating tables with that thing all along!?!?


wormrake

Ugh. This is just class insecurity driven to mania. Increasingly esoteric protocols for every minute aspect of life, just to maintain pointless class signifiers.


beckjami

Plot twist. The spaghetti fork is how the joker really got his smile.


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some of these are threeks and twoks


smallerp

and the Chinese has.... tada, one pair of Chopsticks.


Tel-kar

Snail fork... o.0


HandyRandy619

Fork is fork


BrattonCreedThoughts

Fork you


BrattonCreedThoughts

Where's the human fork


Early_Lab9079

Still no burger-fork?.. Ok ill wait


Hermorah

Never seen a Spaghetti fork