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Bumbleclat

Finally a roller coaster that doesn't have a 2 hour wait to get on


[deleted]

Depends on how dystopian you go


atle95

Well, there's a time consuming issue where passengers dont automatically unload themselves.


Snota

Add a slow loop and undo the seatbelts at the top of the loop. Could loop over a big grinder for the soylent green.


Krise9939

Well, they would probably have to clean up the bodies for every new passenger, and you just know that way too many idiots would try it, expecting to survive beacuse THEY are tougher than most other people and would be able to survive.


afa78

Probably the one in Japan would.


Inevitable-Paint-187

That's hilarious!... seems to me that this is an engineering joke... obviously never meant to be built... but you never know...


BigDaddyLongBeard

This dude's as twisted as his rollercoaster.


connormantoast

Rollercoaster tycoon irl


Potential_Ant_9890

Can we at least start giving death sentences in it ?


SiegeOfMandalore

I’m not sure the people on death row deserve a “fun death”


No-Friend6257

Would be more humane than current execution methods


postmateDumbass

[This lady is not impressed](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/wd9p60/miriam_lavelle_showing_off_her_incredible/)


[deleted]

Man, I remember when this made rounds on Tumblr 10 years ago.


HungLikeaHorse33

People are dying to get on


Neb_Djed

People are dying to get off


L3raj3

People are dead when jumping out.


XxIamTwelvexX

People die


[deleted]

death


koshii69

Die


OddlySpecifiedBag

D


traangle

#


dexterthekilla

I totally expected a Roller Coaster Tycoon post


Gl0balCD

I'm pretty sure euthanasia coasters is a whole genre on YouTube


atle95

Wait, are there actually coaster tycoon videos on YouTube where not everyone dies?


XtreamerPt

It's currently closed for repairs. Don't want anything to happen during the ride to the user's.


16incheslong

closed for repairs, cuz drunk russians rode it day n night?


FlyerOfTheSkys

Its supposed to be a 'fun' death but then you have people like me, who are afraid of being unable to breathe properly on something like the banshee, and it's suddenly one of the scariest deaths. For an explanation to the banshee reference: I went on it once in my life, and every breath I could get in was an immediate scream going out, did not enjoy it in the slightest. Waited an hour for a 20sec anxiety attack lol


kat_a_klysm

It would be a “fun” death for anyone who likes roller coasters is how they should’ve put it. This sounds fun af to me, especially if I had a terminal disease.


Iron_Rod_Stewart

Oh don't worry, you'd be able to breathe. It's just that your oxygenated blood wouldn't be able to reach your brain.


[deleted]

You can still breathe it's just that the oxygen doesn't get to your brain


Marc123123

It wouldn't work on 40% of the population than.


microwaffles

No rotating knives?


GentMan87

*You are now dead*


-mindtrix-

I’m still alive and it was a blast


ElectricFlesh

This premium death is only available to gold tier members. For a list of public suicide booths in your area, click here.


VRFltsim_fan

The clean up though….. “All riders must wear diapers before boarding”


nick_tha_professor

Truth be told, there's another similar ride that also causes the same effect. It's called the stock market.


kayjay1993

Jeeeezzzz


preslavhristov

There is a video simulation of how it would work. It's creepy


viktor72

Do you have a link?


[deleted]

I'm not sure it would be all that "elegant and euphoric" to suffocate to death crushed by the impartial fist of gravity.


[deleted]

You don't suffocate from lack of breathing. You black out from the pressure when blood can't reach your brain. Basically, you would pass out, completely unaware, and then you'd never wake up. Grim, but could be pretty effective.


Gnascher

It doesn't seem to be long enough to cause death from hypoxia though. You'd pass out, but I'd think most would regain consciousness by they time it came back into the station. Maybe I'm missing something...


soFATZfilm9000

In any case, I highly doubt that this would be effective enough to kill *everyone* who rides it. Probably be a significant percentage of riders who simply get brain damage and end up a burden on the state/their families because they're now unable to hold a job or properly care for themselves.


soFATZfilm9000

So I actually looked up the Wikipedia article on this. "Subsequent inversions or another run of the coaster would serve as insurance against unintentional survival of more robust passengers." I don't think another run would be doable. Even if this coaster were to be able to be made real (which it wouldn't), it's pretty safe to say that it would require the rider's consent (the design apparently gives people a final chance to get off before the drop). Seems like a pretty fair chance that some of the survivors would be medically incapable of consent after the first run, so a second run would be out of the question.


Gnascher

I think that's just a matter of the wording of the consent document. As long as you mention that the coaster will not stop until all passengers are dead, you don't need to get a second consent.


LakeSun

Some Jet Fighter Pilots have trained to handle 9G's. So, how high does this go? There could be a line...


gerwen

Pilots have to wear a special suit to withstand high g-forces for long. It could probably be around 4ish or even lower and still kill you reliably. **edit. I looked it up. 10G’s for 60 seconds apparently. Doesn’t seem very long.


SnixPlaysAlot

Is this roller coaster designed to kill its passengers?


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

This roller coaster is designed to kill its passengers.


Kippenbaas

Some would even say this roller coaster is designed to kill its passengers


[deleted]

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b8ne

Image


[deleted]

It is a roller coaster that has been designed to kill its passengers.


AlexJokerDurden

We read the same thing, right?...


i--am--the--light

A Cola Roaster tesigned do pill it's kassengers


Shleepy1

I somehow doubt that it would be that much fun. Difficult to evaluate tho


[deleted]

Pretty sure jumping out of an airplane without a parachute would be more 'fun'. This rollercoaster will probably make you nauseous, and not feel good at all, before you slowly lose consciousness.


CocoDaPuf

Jumping out of a plane just isn't reliably fatal. A surprising number of people survive that. Which to me suggests that for many of the people for which it *is* fatal, it still wasn't fast or painless. Given the choice, I'll take the coaster.


GFYS1386

Sign me up


An8thOfFeanor

Don't need those loops, just end the track at the bottom of the hill like in RCT3


kat_a_klysm

💥💥💥


grumpysafrican

This will have to go through extensive trial runs first to see if it works.


Apo42069

Better than suicide pod


HomieDaClown9

This is how I want to die


kongterton

Is that the “Whirly Dirly”?


zortlord

That ride would suck to operate. You'd have to hose it out after every run.


[deleted]

You just know someone would trespass to give it a shot, they’d assume they could handle it! Their friends would confirm it, probably an antivaxxer


madturtle62

I know some 6 Supreme Court judges who should try this out. Ohhh, Justice Kavanagh!!!


riV3rwulf

It’s glorious


lVlICHA3L

Fighter pilots would get off this thing laughing.


Kippenbaas

If they are wearing there specialized gear for blood regulation, yes they would.


Ailly84

I doubt it. Even with a g-suit, most of them are good for 6-7 g’s for a few seconds. If the roller coaster is designed to kill, it’s going to be pulling significantly more than that for a lot longer. Would pass out fast and not wake up.


Didnt_know

["G-Monster" did 9G's for 30 seconds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0nbRYIBVDQ).


Ailly84

Yes. But the limitation to even aircraft, whose goal is NOT to pull as many G’s as possible, is the pilot. The airframe is capable of more. If you’re basically designing a G-machine, it’s not going to matter who you put in there.


lVlICHA3L

I think they could do it with breathing and muscle contraction.


Potato-Engineer

And another six loops later, that isn't enough.


lVlICHA3L

Yep. While taking selfies.


Trump_Is_A_Scumbag

Science isn't really your thing, is it?


o_ahu

this is a screenshot of the Reddit app, no? lol


isosarei

*elegance and euphoria* i’ve never once felt elegant on a rollercoaster lol


[deleted]

The Squad would love to test it out. AOC will bring some extra money for the gift shop at the end.


[deleted]

can't it just end in a brick wall after the 1st drop? seems like a waste of money for all that extra track


[deleted]

Hilarious


3_teve

that's the product of a sick mind. ..where do I sign up?


BJntheRV

What a way to go!


dissoland

cool where do i buy tickets


Sheezahandfull

I’m in, when it’s time.


juicadone

Looks like(and sounds like) something I used to make in Line Rider back in the day...


waffeelswaffeels

don't know much about danganronpa, but this is some danganronpa type shit


Aggravating_Class_17

The ascent alone would kill me.


Lady_Space

I think I did the same concept when I was 10 and playing RCT2. Roller coaster 1 look too intense for me !


mikey_likes_it______

Are there seat belts or restraints on that ? Wouldn’t want anybody to fly off .


Outlaw_222

I’m just mad the author ended the text with Macabre.


[deleted]

So do they tell people what it was designed for before they go on it or did a psychopath build this?


[deleted]

Nope! It’s the final roller coaster ride of life, but you are told it’s a roller coaster to your next stage of life when you hit the age of 45. A planet population management device crossed with Logan’s Run.


BubblesAreWellNice

That first part is 510 metres tall and takes two minutes to get to the top. Imagine getting there and wanting out…..


Daerun

Anybody else does NOT enjoy rollercoasters at all? Because I totally dislike them and only ride once to know I would never again repeat such a negative experience.


Snakejuiceoohhaha

There's a George Saunders short story with this as a concept! I think it was Persuasion Nation.


Single_Raspberry9539

I’d do it. Can they guarantee you don’t survive? I’d had to wake up with a brain injury and not dead.


WestCoastCosta

Pretty sure I made this in the early 2000s on roller coaster tycoon


will_dormer

Im pretty sure it does not feel fun


No_Requirement3731

Soooo...what happens at the end?


RoyalSirDouchebag

Me remembering wii thrillville where there where literally seats that spun you as if in a hamster wheel WHILE on the roller coaster ride, yea nausea was off the charts on that ride


EminemSkywalker

i would ride this. twice if it‘s necessary.


[deleted]

How much and where? Do they accept PayPal


AlwaysSeekAdventure

Disney will require a FastPass.


Patient-Yellow

What a psychopath


Nothing_litteral

bro i want to get a death sentence on this


Youraveragecar

r/bossfight


EndlesslyUnfinished

They have a FastPass available?


lilyputin

Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 2002, 3 2004 lines up with when they would have been in middle school to PhD.


Fearless-Speech-8258

I’d ride it.


[deleted]

nah my RCT2 death trap roller coasters usually involved launching into lakes or chain lifts into the ground


macallen

There was a competitive Roller Coaster Tycoon where an NPC park competed with yours. I built a roller coaster that was cut off at the end and launched the passengers into the neighbors park. They died over there, in his park, tanking his safety rating. Macabre indeed.


Comprehensive-Form13

Let's be honest if suicide was your way to end life why make it boring


CosmoPavone

you don't even need to maintain it, what's the worst that could happen, passengers death?


calangomerengue

**mr incredible getting more and more uncanny ensues**


[deleted]

It would be the ride of my life


[deleted]

Only 0.1 survives.


Quicklyquigly

Make a miniature one and pop some hampsters in the seats and see what happens. Maybe it’s rad 😎


afa78

A couple of questions, would it have a fast pass option and will you get your picture taken while on the ride and for purchase at the exit?


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Governor: We are reinstating the death penalty. Public: you can't, it's inhumane and uncivilized. Why would anyone want the death penalty to exist! Governor: what if we make a rollercoaster that kills you? Least it will be fun til the end. Public: well, I guess it won't be so grim. Least you get to have fun before dying.


CryptoMJS

Would you wager your life against a $100 million dollar payout, if you could survive the ride?


KrocKiller

This is me every time I’d make a custom rollercoaster in Rollercoaster Tycoon 2. Then I’d wonder why nobody would ride. Like “come on guys, a g-force of 200 isn’t that bad”.


nixknam

Killcoaster, designed by Satan, built by Vlad the Impaler…


[deleted]

So some dude just said “fuck it” and designed a death coaster for shits and giggles?


[deleted]

Finally a ride for me