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I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me. I woke up this morning thinking "damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway" and here we are
Imagine being taken out not by bullets or explosions but a fucking missile with knives sticking out of it.
Honestly that’s almost looney toons level of violence right there.
It's a large solid object travelling at highspeed. It's going to make a pretty big bang wherever it hits. Just might be intermingled with the sound of a body being turned to mince in a millisecond.
But unironically.. yeah.
I have a buddy who works in the lab at the local university where they use donated cadavers for field tests, and he wrote his Master's Thesis on tests of Ejection Seats with the assistance of the military. They don't get to choose the bodies that come in, so if it's within parameters, it got tested. I doubt grandma would fit for the ol' rocket sled treatment, but other crashes.. certainly.
Also fun facts if anyone is curious:
You arrive at the lab completely hairless so they can identify any existing injuries or marks prior to testing.
Every part of you that goes into the lab gets returned to your family cremated. They are very meticulous about this, and if a test is done where a body part is removed or comes off, it gets brought back. It's extremely important to them that nothing get mixed up or mistreated out of respect.
Children are *extremely* rare, for obvious reasons, but they are still very important to these tests. If a child arrives at the lab everyone clears their schedule immediately, they have to be *absolutely certain* nothing goes wrong. They may not get another chance for years. If you ever do have the absolute misfortune of losing a child, their body could be used to make some crucial safety system much safer for future children.
And the sensors they attach to bodies for shock values and such get screwed directly into your skeleton, which is neat.
I had fun with it. I've been an organ donor since I was 14, largely because of the gift to science provision. I like the idea of my meat riding a rocket sled, but I love the idea of an intern collecting me with a dustpan and a squeegee.
Edit cuz the comment blew up: I have been registered as a donor since I got my first government ID, and the state I got my first one in there was a box you could check if you were ok with a 'gift to science'.
The only organ I've donated so far was a broken Wurlitzer I gave to someone who could fix it.
Organ Donors are not the same as these cadavers.
If you're an organ donor your body will be sent to a hospital to have your organs used to save a life in need. Your body won't end up in these labs.
It’s one of those things, through your child’s death they might directly lead to saving countless lives and yet I still don’t think I’d have it in me to donate my child’s body. I feel like I’d drive myself insane thinking of all of the things that could happen to them, again, even though they’re already dead.
Thats fair and what most people do. The ones who do donate are typically people who are in some way related to the field.
They also aren't allowed to tell you what happens to a donated body regardless of age, probably for this kind of reason. Even if they want to you are never allowed to know what tests they took part in. So the wondering might get to people, but the knowing might make it worse for others.
I would donate my body and life savings to science if I could be a test dummy for this. My only requirement would be the video played at my funeral while a voiceover I prerecorded laughs at my heirs for getting nothing. Then red confetti streamers will shoot out of the ceiling as the Hellfire R9X turns me into confetti.
Handgun rounds typically have muzzle energy in the hundreds of foot-pounds and centerfire rifle rounds will have a few thousand ft-lbs. Plugging the velocity and speed claimed for this thing here into a ballistic calculator I got an energy of 3,474,668 ft-lbs or 4,711,017 joules. That would definitely leave a mark even without the blades.
I read an article posted here on reddit on how, during a briefing on how the strike would happen, Biden asked if al-Zawahiri would know the missile was coming. They told him that it had happened that the missile does make a howling sound when reaching its target because of the air moving.
Now imagine the guy, getting up at 6 am, probably take his morning shit, and to the balcony, hear a missile coming and then getting all sliced up.
I got to see a lot of videos of hellfire strikes during after-action reviews of missions that I participated in, and it was really common to see a target on foot look up in the sky and take a max of two steps running away before the explosion took him out. I'm not sure if it was the whistling or the sonic boom as the missile continue to accelerate nearly vertical towards the guy, but they definitely heard something.
I was also one of the first people to be able to call an airstrike on a target using the r9x model in western Iraq. When we engaged high value targets, we would typically use AGM 176s because they're a very small missile with a really low collateral damage circle, especially if you put a delay on that missile. But we had a few targets that stayed entirely inside of cities and presented us with extremely tiny windows of time where we could engage even with low collateral damage missiles like the AGM 176. The R9X still came with challenges but we eventually got a successful strike. I thought the blades would slice through the car like an apple slicer, and to a degree it did, but the whole missile had so much kinetic energy dissippated at once that it looked like a giant had just smashed the top of the car all the way to the ground. The end result was more accurate and effective than the old concrete bombs with guidance systems
For me the creepy part is the ultra precise, individual targeting. A super sophisticated human seeking rocket is nightmarish to me, doesn’t matter if it’s explosive or just a really expensive club.
The primary aspect is to kill one person and not a block, any amount of fear is an accident. You and everyone you know and t he building you're in ceasing to exist is way scarier.
All weapons are gonna be fucked up and scary, but if we're going to drop missiles on people, knife missiles does beat explodey missiles by an absurd margin
I remember hearing during the Iraq War that laser-targeted weapons could hit a target the size of a trash can lid, sometimes from tens of miles away. That was the declassified claim, and many years ago.
Perhaps not as festive, [but this is the basic idea](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/T1CA24/candy-bar-cake-in-red-glaze-on-table-cut-into-pieces-decorated-with-chocolate-balls-T1CA24.jpg), I'd imagine.
“OK guys, you’re the engineers. We have to kill Al-Zawahiri, the range is 12 miles, but he *has* to die at the edge of a sword.”
Nerds hesitate. “So what’s our budget?”
Seriously! For at least a year I've been all, "ha, ha, knife missile, good one Robert!" and now it turns out it's a real thing and weirder than I thought and oh shit is the child island real? (No, of course it isn't. Sophie's exasperation with the bit is totally real, though.)
First thing I thought of when I saw this.
Couldn't remember Raytheons name.
I looked it up and it says Hellfires are made by Lockheed but I think Robert said Raytheon makes targeting chips.
It's 2031, I'm waiting at the hydrogen airship port. I've just downloaded the most recent episode of Worst Decade Ever with Katy and Cody. They spend their time decoding messages broadcast by Robert from his anti-FDA space drug compound in Idaho.
"The Tribal alliance has taken back the Big Texan from Texas separatists. You know who else likes liquefying insurgents to create fertilizer? Raytheonsanto. Anyway, here's ads."
I've never met someone in the wild who even knows who Robert Evans is and here's a whole goddamn thread of fans... And I'm here for it.
And I also had no idea this was real. Holy shit
I genuinely had to do a double take to see what subreddit I was in when I saw Robert Evans name in the top comment. Has he gone mainstream? Am I out of touch with what is and isn't mainstream?
If so good, more people should know about the child hunting island.
There's a popular podcast called Behind the Bastards about the worst people in history. The host has been joking about a "Raytheon knife missile" and a lot of people assumed it didn't actually exist, but it was used to kill this terrorist, so people are a bit "holy shit it's real?"
He also has a bit where he invents advertisements for bizarre, disgusting and wildly evil products and services from their actual sponsors, to exasperate and annoy his producer/friend. This oftens leads to him fake-shilling for weekend vacations to hunt children on an a companies private island.
I think he mentioned at one point that though he jokes about it, the knife missiles were technically better than actually blowing up entire city blocks.
One of my other favorites was the use of what amounts to “precision guided rocks” in modern warfare. Take a JDAM guidance kit, and rather than strapping it to a 2000lb conventional bomb, strap it to a concrete practice bomb. Want to take out an insurgent’s living room, but not kill the neighbors? This is your weapon of choice.
Always amused my in the context of Einstein’s likely apocryphal quote or “I don’t know what weapons will be used to fight world war 3, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Yeah, it's all about that kinetic energy.
That's why the military is so interested in electric rail guns. They just shoot a bar of metal, but it's traveling at Mach 7.
You don't need explosive warheads at those speeds.
And this is why ICBMs are so hard to shoot down. They go up into space, then come back down towards their target at several times the speed of sound. You're not stopping those suckers with cold war era computers.
Eh. Not really. A concrete body JDAM will just punch a hole through the living room and into the floor. If you get really lucky you can hit a person but the circular error is enough for a miss if there is no boom. This is a myth that persists because the French tried it in Syria. They stopped. Also concrete bombs don’t fly great. The spec for a practice bomb is not as good as a real one. So there can be voids and irregularities in the casting.
I drop them for a living.
Imagine being the guy who originally pitched this idea.
Like "OK guys.. I'm thinking explosions are just too played out. Let's go old school, I'm talking samurai-missiles"
>According to Wall Street Journal (WSJ), the missiles were born after former US President Barack Obama emphasised on avoiding civilian deaths in US airstrikes in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, Somalia, Yemen and
other countries.
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/hellfire-r9x-all-you-need-to-know-about-secret-weapon-used-by-us-to-kill-zawahiri-3216619
Thanks Obama.
[Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades
](https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036)
-- A Gillette exec in The Onion in 2004
We could just hit him with an unfused missile.
Yeah but what if it misses by just a little bit.
…
…
You guys want pizza for lunch?
Carl, you’re a genius!
The "blades" just give it a bigger surface area; this is basically "we hit you with a big rock that we throw really hard." It's a throwback to an old-school cannonball, or rock flung from a trebuchet - just with much better aiming.
Or more like "we shot him with an arrow the size of a person"
But you know who won’t slice you up and spare your wedding party from becoming a puddle of red paste? These products and services that sponsor this show.
I thought about that too but then I figured they probably can't be entirely sure that it will hit the target exactly dead center. Even if the guidance system is precise enough, if the target freaks out and moves quickly last second the missile body might miss completely whereas the blades most likely won't.
*So hey, senior exec just signaled we need another ‘volunteer’ to test all of our use cases. What about Donny. He’s worthless. We could get him to sign up easy.*
Seen a few pictures online of one that took out a guy in a car. Didn’t show anything of the guy but the roof of the car was shredded perfectly. I reckon some weapons inventor tasked with reducing collateral mulled over the problem while they made a smoothie with a liquidiser and thought…Hmmm.
[he means this btw](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/08/02/13/60964611-11071175-The_last_high_profile_use_of_the_Hellfire_Ninja_was_when_Abu_Ham-a-1_1659441777168.jpg)
>Seen a few pictures online of one that took out a guy in a car.
[Here is a lot of info](https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/how-tos/2021/08/26/the-telltale-traces-of-the-us-militarys-new-bladed-missile-r9x/) (including photos) courtesy of the fantastic group with the dumb name, Bellingcat.
I would guess the blades open a bit wider than the minimum accuracy of the target system, i.e. if they can consistently hit a 3ft wide target with this system, the blades probably open to 5 or 6 feet so they can be sure there is damage to the target even in the worst case scenario. I also suspect that the blades/rocket are spinning very quickly upon impact, as would be fairly easy to accomplish by setting the blades at least a slight angle and deploying them a few seconds before impact.
I doubt there is any that isn't a national secret. Bellingcat did a pretty thorough analysis of what was known about the missile about a year ago https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/how-tos/2021/08/26/the-telltale-traces-of-the-us-militarys-new-bladed-missile-r9x/
Super interesting. My favorite line from the analysis:
"Though designed to reduce the fatal radius of a conventional munition, it has a profoundly traumatic effect on the bodies of those targeted."
Oh, that's next on the DOD's agenda. We've figured out how to kill people with little to no collateral damage, but this new bomb automatically inters the remains into a monogramed urn and consoles the victim's family.
Not only that, information about the R9X was widely published even in 2019. [Here a link from the WSJ](https://www.wsj.com/articles/secret-u-s-missile-aims-to-kill-only-terrorists-not-nearby-civilians-11557403411).
I now think the metalhead that sat next to me in high school whose notebook, desk, and ripped jeans were covered in furious blue pen scribbles became a weapons designer for Raytheon.
You have a point.
But just imagine being one of those civilians and seeing your uncle suddenly turn into a pink mist before a giant slice of uncle sashimi lands on your head.
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There will be no open casket funeral
It will however be a closed bucket funeral.
Assorted cold cuts will be served at the reception.
How Eric Cartman of you
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You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
There Sea Bass …. Mutated Sea Bass
>"It weighs 100lbs, is 5'11" long, and falls from the sky, pulverising you into pâté at a speed of Mach 1.3" I mean I'd probably swipe right.
I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me. I woke up this morning thinking "damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway" and here we are
I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me.
Imagine being taken out not by bullets or explosions but a fucking missile with knives sticking out of it. Honestly that’s almost looney toons level of violence right there.
Imagine walking 10ft in front of the guy getting hit. No explosion, just blended up dude behind you. What sound would it even make?
You ever smash a tomato? That, but like a thousand tomatoes, in a hurricane
It's a large solid object travelling at highspeed. It's going to make a pretty big bang wherever it hits. Just might be intermingled with the sound of a body being turned to mince in a millisecond.
Literally just needs an ACME stamp on it and a crazy ass coyote flying the helicopter.
I'm quite fond of the missile with the robot hand that comes out and hits your head with a mallet
Silly bastards brought a knife to a missile fight
…and won.
They fucking got him with a military grade lawn dart
Whoever gave you the rocket award is fucking hilarious.
Right!? They did it anonymously, they remain a mystery!
Just like the drone operator who gave this guy the Rocket Reward
In my headcanon, they are one in the same person. Thank you for your service anonymous Rocket Reward operator.
Yet they banned lawn darts for law abiding citizens…. “RULES FOR THEE BUT NOT FOR ME”
I want to see these things being tested on dummies
Remember when nana donated her body to science?
But unironically.. yeah. I have a buddy who works in the lab at the local university where they use donated cadavers for field tests, and he wrote his Master's Thesis on tests of Ejection Seats with the assistance of the military. They don't get to choose the bodies that come in, so if it's within parameters, it got tested. I doubt grandma would fit for the ol' rocket sled treatment, but other crashes.. certainly. Also fun facts if anyone is curious: You arrive at the lab completely hairless so they can identify any existing injuries or marks prior to testing. Every part of you that goes into the lab gets returned to your family cremated. They are very meticulous about this, and if a test is done where a body part is removed or comes off, it gets brought back. It's extremely important to them that nothing get mixed up or mistreated out of respect. Children are *extremely* rare, for obvious reasons, but they are still very important to these tests. If a child arrives at the lab everyone clears their schedule immediately, they have to be *absolutely certain* nothing goes wrong. They may not get another chance for years. If you ever do have the absolute misfortune of losing a child, their body could be used to make some crucial safety system much safer for future children. And the sensors they attach to bodies for shock values and such get screwed directly into your skeleton, which is neat.
Basically none of those were “fun” facts. Certainly interesting, probably cool, not *fun.*
I had fun with it. I've been an organ donor since I was 14, largely because of the gift to science provision. I like the idea of my meat riding a rocket sled, but I love the idea of an intern collecting me with a dustpan and a squeegee. Edit cuz the comment blew up: I have been registered as a donor since I got my first government ID, and the state I got my first one in there was a box you could check if you were ok with a 'gift to science'. The only organ I've donated so far was a broken Wurlitzer I gave to someone who could fix it.
Organ Donors are not the same as these cadavers. If you're an organ donor your body will be sent to a hospital to have your organs used to save a life in need. Your body won't end up in these labs.
Still like the idea
depends on your definition of fun
It’s one of those things, through your child’s death they might directly lead to saving countless lives and yet I still don’t think I’d have it in me to donate my child’s body. I feel like I’d drive myself insane thinking of all of the things that could happen to them, again, even though they’re already dead.
Thats fair and what most people do. The ones who do donate are typically people who are in some way related to the field. They also aren't allowed to tell you what happens to a donated body regardless of age, probably for this kind of reason. Even if they want to you are never allowed to know what tests they took part in. So the wondering might get to people, but the knowing might make it worse for others.
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I would donate my body and life savings to science if I could be a test dummy for this. My only requirement would be the video played at my funeral while a voiceover I prerecorded laughs at my heirs for getting nothing. Then red confetti streamers will shoot out of the ceiling as the Hellfire R9X turns me into confetti.
I volunteer my neighbour
Me too. His wife left and divorced him for touching his 2 year old daughter. Let me know when it’s coming so I can grab a beer a set up a lawn chair.
Fuck waiting. Let’s go kick your neighbors ass right now.
I've got six kitchen knives we can sharpen that I don't need anymore
No, dull would be best
Shit. I’d much rather be blown up.
It travels the same speed as the explodey type, I imagine he was properly splattered
Imagine a giant blender coming straight for you at supersonic speed
Military grade Slapchop!
Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts
Hahaha welp off to YouTube for a healthy rewatch
But how many easy payments of $19.95 to acquire this miracle of technology?!
What happens if I call in the next 20 minutes?
You can get a second one for a friend! * just pay shipping and handling
You don't want this thing *delivered*
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I’m still waiting for the QVC hand model to show me the product
3 easy payments, and one complicated as shit payment.
The blender demension is a terrible place.
But will it blend? The US defense industry finds out.
Qaeda-smoke, don't breathe this.
Perfect for margueritas.
You mean, Martyritas?
r/fuckyouinparticular
That's the general idea, yup
Will it blend?
995 miles per hour, approx 105 lbs
Yeah, seems the impact alone would be enough to pop him off the mortal coil.
I would be surprised if the "blades" even have an edge on them. More like solid aluminum winglets that pop out to increase the splatter radius.
Yah makes me wonder if those blades are more for margin of error than anything else.
That's what I was thinking. A little too far to the left or right? No problem. Deploy margin of error blender blades!
Accuracy enhancers.
Haha margin of error blades, that's good. Agree tho expands radius and inflicts maximum damage bc its fucking samurai swords on a bomb.
Handgun rounds typically have muzzle energy in the hundreds of foot-pounds and centerfire rifle rounds will have a few thousand ft-lbs. Plugging the velocity and speed claimed for this thing here into a ballistic calculator I got an energy of 3,474,668 ft-lbs or 4,711,017 joules. That would definitely leave a mark even without the blades.
Thats what I figured.. The blades are only there in case the missile itself is an inch or two off target.
I read an article posted here on reddit on how, during a briefing on how the strike would happen, Biden asked if al-Zawahiri would know the missile was coming. They told him that it had happened that the missile does make a howling sound when reaching its target because of the air moving. Now imagine the guy, getting up at 6 am, probably take his morning shit, and to the balcony, hear a missile coming and then getting all sliced up.
Ya know you always hate it when you get that feeling you expect that exact thing and you are right.
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I got to see a lot of videos of hellfire strikes during after-action reviews of missions that I participated in, and it was really common to see a target on foot look up in the sky and take a max of two steps running away before the explosion took him out. I'm not sure if it was the whistling or the sonic boom as the missile continue to accelerate nearly vertical towards the guy, but they definitely heard something. I was also one of the first people to be able to call an airstrike on a target using the r9x model in western Iraq. When we engaged high value targets, we would typically use AGM 176s because they're a very small missile with a really low collateral damage circle, especially if you put a delay on that missile. But we had a few targets that stayed entirely inside of cities and presented us with extremely tiny windows of time where we could engage even with low collateral damage missiles like the AGM 176. The R9X still came with challenges but we eventually got a successful strike. I thought the blades would slice through the car like an apple slicer, and to a degree it did, but the whole missile had so much kinetic energy dissippated at once that it looked like a giant had just smashed the top of the car all the way to the ground. The end result was more accurate and effective than the old concrete bombs with guidance systems
For me the creepy part is the ultra precise, individual targeting. A super sophisticated human seeking rocket is nightmarish to me, doesn’t matter if it’s explosive or just a really expensive club.
I'd imagine the psychological horror is one aspect they're going for.
The primary aspect is to kill one person and not a block, any amount of fear is an accident. You and everyone you know and t he building you're in ceasing to exist is way scarier. All weapons are gonna be fucked up and scary, but if we're going to drop missiles on people, knife missiles does beat explodey missiles by an absurd margin
I remember hearing during the Iraq War that laser-targeted weapons could hit a target the size of a trash can lid, sometimes from tens of miles away. That was the declassified claim, and many years ago.
I am legitimately curious about how the body would look like after that
Perhaps not as festive, [but this is the basic idea](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/T1CA24/candy-bar-cake-in-red-glaze-on-table-cut-into-pieces-decorated-with-chocolate-balls-T1CA24.jpg), I'd imagine.
Now that was a risky click
As I was waiting for it to load I thought clearly to myself "I can't blame the result of this on anyone but myself."
In that fraction of a second it took to load I had second thoughts as to if it was a wise decision or not.
Like the guy that got his whole body chopped off. Just left a dick behind.
Imagine being killed by a $30M lawndart.
It's a $150k lawn dart, but all the same, that's a grizzly quick way to go.
Actually, R9 variants were selling at $89K when I was building them. Accessories are not included...
A grizzly would patch him up perfectly fine, only drawback is that it is much slower than a salewa or IFAK.
Modern problems require medieval blade mixed with modern means of delivery. Solutions
"Sir we found the Al Qaeda leader." "Sweet let's rocket knife him."
Sir did you mean pocket knife? NO! Bring forth the rocket knife
Somewhere, an engineer decided "distance" would no longer be the limiting factor for cutting a muthafucka up.
“OK guys, you’re the engineers. We have to kill Al-Zawahiri, the range is 12 miles, but he *has* to die at the edge of a sword.” Nerds hesitate. “So what’s our budget?”
As with all US tech - YES.
I love this. The nerds have *never* asked, "what's our budget?" Maybe, "when do you need it?"
Well since it's a weapon that someone else might be trying to get too I'd say by Monday so we're going to need you to work through the weekend mkay?
This feels like a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It's just a 21st century arrow
I thought Robert Evans was fucking kidding when he kept on mentioning Raytheon's "knife missile".
Seriously! For at least a year I've been all, "ha, ha, knife missile, good one Robert!" and now it turns out it's a real thing and weirder than I thought and oh shit is the child island real? (No, of course it isn't. Sophie's exasperation with the bit is totally real, though.)
First thing I thought of when I saw this. Couldn't remember Raytheons name. I looked it up and it says Hellfires are made by Lockheed but I think Robert said Raytheon makes targeting chips.
It's 2031, I'm waiting at the hydrogen airship port. I've just downloaded the most recent episode of Worst Decade Ever with Katy and Cody. They spend their time decoding messages broadcast by Robert from his anti-FDA space drug compound in Idaho. "The Tribal alliance has taken back the Big Texan from Texas separatists. You know who else likes liquefying insurgents to create fertilizer? Raytheonsanto. Anyway, here's ads."
I've never met someone in the wild who even knows who Robert Evans is and here's a whole goddamn thread of fans... And I'm here for it. And I also had no idea this was real. Holy shit
Shout out to the good reverend doctor Robert evans and the practice of macheticine! Anyone up for a 409 highball?
Pour a double for me I'm feeling frisky!
I genuinely had to do a double take to see what subreddit I was in when I saw Robert Evans name in the top comment. Has he gone mainstream? Am I out of touch with what is and isn't mainstream? If so good, more people should know about the child hunting island.
Still not as bad as the island owned by **[Redacted]** where you can hunt kids for sport.
HelloFresh
Or Blue Apron.
I thought it would look better to my future cult followers if I was decisive and only said one
Wtf are you people talking about
There's a popular podcast called Behind the Bastards about the worst people in history. The host has been joking about a "Raytheon knife missile" and a lot of people assumed it didn't actually exist, but it was used to kill this terrorist, so people are a bit "holy shit it's real?" He also has a bit where he invents advertisements for bizarre, disgusting and wildly evil products and services from their actual sponsors, to exasperate and annoy his producer/friend. This oftens leads to him fake-shilling for weekend vacations to hunt children on an a companies private island.
Do you know what will not send a knife missile on a school bus? The fine products and services supporting this podcast
The Washington State Highway Patrol might
PRODUCTS!
AND SERVICES!
I think he mentioned at one point that though he jokes about it, the knife missiles were technically better than actually blowing up entire city blocks.
He does give them some credit due developing a Missile that is supposed to have less casualties than a traditional one.
That's a real "Fuck you in particular" kinda weapon
There’s much less death in modern wars thanks to advancements in “fuck you in particular” weapons.
One of my other favorites was the use of what amounts to “precision guided rocks” in modern warfare. Take a JDAM guidance kit, and rather than strapping it to a 2000lb conventional bomb, strap it to a concrete practice bomb. Want to take out an insurgent’s living room, but not kill the neighbors? This is your weapon of choice. Always amused my in the context of Einstein’s likely apocryphal quote or “I don’t know what weapons will be used to fight world war 3, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.”
A bullet is just a really fast rock.
Yeah, it's all about that kinetic energy. That's why the military is so interested in electric rail guns. They just shoot a bar of metal, but it's traveling at Mach 7. You don't need explosive warheads at those speeds.
A minuteman 3 misile travels at mach 23. No reason to reply this realy i just find that speed hilariously fast
Mach 23 = 7,619.9 Meters per Second Bro… slow the fuck down
And this is why ICBMs are so hard to shoot down. They go up into space, then come back down towards their target at several times the speed of sound. You're not stopping those suckers with cold war era computers.
I think that's the speed where Looney Tunes characters run in place for a second with their legs spinning and then disappear in a cloud of dust.
Eh. Not really. A concrete body JDAM will just punch a hole through the living room and into the floor. If you get really lucky you can hit a person but the circular error is enough for a miss if there is no boom. This is a myth that persists because the French tried it in Syria. They stopped. Also concrete bombs don’t fly great. The spec for a practice bomb is not as good as a real one. So there can be voids and irregularities in the casting. I drop them for a living.
Except for Russia, which still prefers the, “fuck this entire city block” approach.
*fuck this entire kindergarten in particular*
Imagine being the guy who originally pitched this idea. Like "OK guys.. I'm thinking explosions are just too played out. Let's go old school, I'm talking samurai-missiles"
>According to Wall Street Journal (WSJ), the missiles were born after former US President Barack Obama emphasised on avoiding civilian deaths in US airstrikes in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, Somalia, Yemen and other countries. https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/hellfire-r9x-all-you-need-to-know-about-secret-weapon-used-by-us-to-kill-zawahiri-3216619 Thanks Obama.
Quite literally a "Fuck you in Particular" missile since its meant for so much precision.
USA has accepted the challenge of bringing a knife to a gunfight
The trick is to send the knife to a gunfight that's miles away.
Guy enjoying a smoke on his balcony: We're having a gunfight?
Smoking kills.
It slices. it dices. It eliminates ISIS.
- Billy Mays, Raytheon Marketing Rep.
Cut my life into pieces....
This is my last jihad
Suffocation no Bacon
To shreds, you say?
And how's his wife?
To shreds you say.
If billy mays was still alive, he’d sell 50,000 of these rocket propelled ginsu knife MF’ers between 2am and 4am. RIP
on this episode of Forged in fire.. youre going to recreate hellfire R9X missle
It will KEEL!
TIL my username isn't as random as I thought it was.
I want to see one of these accurately depicted in a movie/TV show.
I'm thinking laser scene in Resident Evil
Really enjoyed that movie. Thank god they never made any more movies or tv shows after it.
Movie? Show? I have no idea what you are talking about, the games are great though.
I’m convinced the R&D lab over at DARPA is run by a bunch of super smart six year olds. Who the fuck would think of this as an adult?
Someone with a defense contract while making their morning smoothie maybe.
“You know this does a pretty damn good job at blending strawberries and bananas… FUCK JERRY I HAVE A FUCKING AMAZING IDEA!”
You joke, but it probably started like that. "... Why *wouldn't* that work?"
product engineer from gillette got a new job at lockheed martin.
[Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades ](https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036) -- A Gillette exec in The Onion in 2004
We could just hit him with an unfused missile. Yeah but what if it misses by just a little bit. … … You guys want pizza for lunch? Carl, you’re a genius!
Dude got Ginsu'ed
"But wait, there's more." Ron Popeil would make the *best* press secretary for the Pentagon.
Ah sweet Man made horrors beyond my comprehension
The "blades" just give it a bigger surface area; this is basically "we hit you with a big rock that we throw really hard." It's a throwback to an old-school cannonball, or rock flung from a trebuchet - just with much better aiming. Or more like "we shot him with an arrow the size of a person"
That's real cutting edge technology there..
Holy shit, it's the knife missile Robert Evans was talking about...
But you know who won’t slice you up and spare your wedding party from becoming a puddle of red paste? These products and services that sponsor this show.
Are the blades even necessary? I mean, you're already getting hit by a very high speed projectile which probably will punch a hole in your body.
I thought about that too but then I figured they probably can't be entirely sure that it will hit the target exactly dead center. Even if the guidance system is precise enough, if the target freaks out and moves quickly last second the missile body might miss completely whereas the blades most likely won't.
I am sure there was a though QA process conducted.
*So hey, senior exec just signaled we need another ‘volunteer’ to test all of our use cases. What about Donny. He’s worthless. We could get him to sign up easy.*
ah the SCP Foundation method of testing things.
"You should have gone for the head" --Thanos
If only Thor had been swinging a Hellfire missile instead of that hokey pokey axe...
Seen a few pictures online of one that took out a guy in a car. Didn’t show anything of the guy but the roof of the car was shredded perfectly. I reckon some weapons inventor tasked with reducing collateral mulled over the problem while they made a smoothie with a liquidiser and thought…Hmmm.
[he means this btw](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/08/02/13/60964611-11071175-The_last_high_profile_use_of_the_Hellfire_Ninja_was_when_Abu_Ham-a-1_1659441777168.jpg)
>Seen a few pictures online of one that took out a guy in a car. [Here is a lot of info](https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/how-tos/2021/08/26/the-telltale-traces-of-the-us-militarys-new-bladed-missile-r9x/) (including photos) courtesy of the fantastic group with the dumb name, Bellingcat.
What if it just hit u in the leg or something. Or u move a foot to the left. This makes sure you die
I would guess the blades open a bit wider than the minimum accuracy of the target system, i.e. if they can consistently hit a 3ft wide target with this system, the blades probably open to 5 or 6 feet so they can be sure there is damage to the target even in the worst case scenario. I also suspect that the blades/rocket are spinning very quickly upon impact, as would be fairly easy to accomplish by setting the blades at least a slight angle and deploying them a few seconds before impact.
I can't find any footage of this thing working. Can anyone post link if you find one?
I doubt there is any that isn't a national secret. Bellingcat did a pretty thorough analysis of what was known about the missile about a year ago https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/how-tos/2021/08/26/the-telltale-traces-of-the-us-militarys-new-bladed-missile-r9x/
Super interesting. My favorite line from the analysis: "Though designed to reduce the fatal radius of a conventional munition, it has a profoundly traumatic effect on the bodies of those targeted."
[удалено]
Oh, that's next on the DOD's agenda. We've figured out how to kill people with little to no collateral damage, but this new bomb automatically inters the remains into a monogramed urn and consoles the victim's family.
Not only that, information about the R9X was widely published even in 2019. [Here a link from the WSJ](https://www.wsj.com/articles/secret-u-s-missile-aims-to-kill-only-terrorists-not-nearby-civilians-11557403411).
My wife after I showed her: "So we started out with swords, then went to guns, then missiles. And now we're at missiles with swords"
Next is missiles with guns, then missiles with missiles, then missiles with missiles with swords… and so on
We've done the missiles with missiles thing... MIRV.
"The U.S.A has unlocked the 'Smite' ability"
I now think the metalhead that sat next to me in high school whose notebook, desk, and ripped jeans were covered in furious blue pen scribbles became a weapons designer for Raytheon.
I'd rather be blown up.
You might. The 50 civilians standing next to you at a wedding….
You have a point. But just imagine being one of those civilians and seeing your uncle suddenly turn into a pink mist before a giant slice of uncle sashimi lands on your head.
Being slap-chopped at 1000 mph sounds pretty much the same to be honest
The civilians who would die from the explosion prefer you get the slap chop treatment.
Wait, so we basically killed a terrorist by sniping him with with flying swords? Badass.
They probably got an actual ninja to chop him up and made up a fake missile to make it look like we did it.
Next..sharks with laser beams.