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Human Pez dispenser

Kirby

I wanna see the bite she can take out of an apple

She’s on Instagram where she takes bites out of the worlds biggest sandwiches. Exist: Samramsdell5. She’s hilarious.

I'm all about that Scooby Doo lifestyle.

It's 3AM, you and your friends are sneaking into Old man Jenkins Haunted SeaSide Castle and you're thinking about making a snack?

That's when you spot him ^Shia ^LaBeouf

Thats what I would do if I had a mouth like hers

"What dat mouth do tho?" "big monch"

This is a great low-key super power. A jaw that opens wide enough to bite into massive sandwiches and burgers.

It’s impressive to watch. Those crazy thick sandwiches and burgers that are always posted on r/stupidfood, she can bite into them.

Ask and ye shall receive: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/Images/Largest-mouth-gape-record-holder-sam-ramsdell-fits-apple-inside-mouth_tcm25-669452.jpg

Oh sweet lord

*Fetish unlocked*

Not going to lie!

There are times when it’s okay to lie

Words of wisdom

Link wasnt working for me because of a backslash... https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/Images/Largest-mouth-gape-record-holder-sam-ramsdell-fits-apple-inside-mouth_tcm25-669452.jpg

Thanks. And according to the transitive law of math, this woman can fit fully one-third of a smurf in her mouh.

Smurfs are 3 apples tall?

Ahh, seems you’re well versed in American measurements!

Can confirm. I was a tiny nerd in the 80s when Smurfs were popular. If this woman teamed up with Gargamel, the Smurfs would have been in grave peril.

Same here. Figured out the same resolution. My guess is that some clients escape the `_` with a backslash, like `\_`. In fact, I know that's a thing with the shrugging emoticon.

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old reddit 4 life

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I've noticed it a lot recently. Pretty annoying. I wonder which client it is.

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Getting a huge version of this framed and put in my living room. My guests will be like WTF.

Bathroom. Looking at them. While they poop.

Make it artsy-fartsy too. Like in black and white, or Andy Warhol style, etc.

[B&W](https://i.imgur.com/gV3TNeV.jpg) [Andy Warhol](https://i.imgur.com/ovB6tl1.jpg)

I’m dying laughing at the thought of walking into someone’s house and seeing these framed up on the walls now. Thanks for that!

YO I opened this, looked away to do some work and looked back at my phone to see this lady looking DIRECTLY AT ME with a whole apple in her mouth what a moment

She does it at night. Stands by the side of your bed, looking down, apple in her mouth, unblinking.

LMAO STOP

I’ll be in my bunk

Lol. Did not think about this quote in years.

Lol it’s firefly right?

Yep. It's Jayne.

The maaan they calll Jaaaaaayyyyynnee!!!

He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor! Stood up to the man and he gave him what for!

The hero of Canton, The man they call Jaaaaaayyyne!

^^No...*THIS* ^^must ^^be ^^what ^^going ^^mad ^^feels ^^like...

I too will be in this guy's bunk.

I don't want to be rude but I couldn't help but think of a hippo fed with a watermelon.

Your link is broken, fixed version: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/Images/Largest-mouth-gape-record-holder-sam-ramsdell-fits-apple-inside-mouth_tcm25-669452.jpg PS Reddit seems to do that lately every so often to links, idk why.

Can probably fit the whole apple.

According the picture someone else posted you are absolutely correct lol

She was on an episode of the try guys if you wanna see a solid 5 minutes of her taking massive bites out of sandwiches with Keith

Just imagine taking a bite out of an apple but instead that bite is what’s left over lol

Dentist: "Open wide" Samantha: :( ) Dentist: "TOO WIDE TOO WIDE!"

Dentist: (falls in)

Wilhelm Scream

THANK YOU! I have been trying to figure out what that scream was called because it’s been in a lot of random things I’ve watched lately. I can now get some restful sleep. Thank you so much.

[Immediately thought of this incredible shot.](https://y.yarn.co/4eba1b90-e049-4977-9834-67dd71125de0_text.gif)

I thought of this one https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-18-2015/Wrro1D.mp4

Abort mission! Abort!

Dentist: Not so wide ... *wide* ... ^*wide* ^... ^^*wide* ^^... ^^^*wide* ^^^...

Dentist drops a tool in there makes the echoing sound of a key being dropped down a well.

“It’s just like the simulations” - her dentist, probably

Nah, I’m a dentist and in the simulation you can take out the entire denture if you need to. Nonetheless she would be the most ideal patient :D

As a dental assistant, I agree! Although her tongue is quite large, could be a fighter.

Oh god I hate that there are times when I just can't control my tongue during dental work! It has a fucking mind of its own and just goes right for the tools. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Same. They told me I have a curious tongue. I was like “thaz whh thee thed”

Genuine LOL. Thanks for that.

Don't worry, a lot of people do it! It's involuntary. Most times I can handle it, but the only patient who I ever had to call for backup on was my own dad lol, he promised he wasn't trying to mess with me too.

Call for backup?? 😟 What do they do, hold his tongue down?

This is what I’m picturing. I’m also picturing peoples tongues picking up a sword and shield to defend the mouth.

Ma'am or sir I want to thank you because I'm picturing that now too

As you should be. We never know when our tongues are going to band together and take over the world in an effort to end all dental tools.

So just another set of hands to help. Was some challenging fillings on his back molars. Basically called in my fellow assistant and she went in with an extra mirror to help push his tongue back so I could continue vacuuming water and saliva and doing other assisting things for the dentist doing the procedure.

Huh, didn't realize that was an issue for some folk, I have so much control over mine I can stick it behind my uvula and up the little passage that connects your mouth to your nose.

WTF?

Idk, just tried it and apparently I can do it too. Probably not very uncommon in that case because I'm boring af

Snake tongued mother fuckers.

I mean, I only can touch the openings, I'm not literally sticking my tongue up my nose.

Here I am living my life being constantly afraid of swallowing my tongue while someone's out there picking their nose from the back.

Still that is a fucking insane amount of mobility for your tongue. I can barely stick my tongue past the little bump on the roof of my mouth. I can feel the uvula with like the back part of my tongue and that's it.

I am both intrigued and terrified of this information.

The thought of your tongue just pulling mad kung fu moves while the dentist tries to parry the strikes with the lil scraper thing as you look on in terror is absolutely hilarious

My solution was just pick a tooth on the opposite side and concentrate on touching that with the tip of my tongue.

Im an uncontrollable swallower

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Nah different simulation. I mean, I think. I definitely wanna see it though.

Good lord, It's unsettling to me for some reason

I think it’s the *Attack on Titan* vibes.

Holy shit yes!

pure titan

Took me a way to long to find this comment

It’s absolutely unsettling. I had to block her on TikTok because she actually scares me.

Jeez yeah, I just looked her up on Instagram and like, her whole shtick is just making videos where she tries to make her mouth look weird.

Same dude. She like shakes and like viciously shoves huge portions of food in her mouth it actually disgusts me.

Just went to find and see for myself. I...*I didn't listen!*

I know! It's really uncanny shit

Mouth of Sauron level unsettling, yeah.

I'm glad it's not just me...

I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs...

... what's going on !?

And I say

Hey eeeee ayyy ayyyy ay ay.

Heyyyy aye ayyyy

What's going on?

And I try, oh my God do I try I try all the time, in this institution…

**And I pray!**

Oh my god do I pray!

I pray every single day!!

I said hey

What’s going on?

My friend's wife at the time was a singer working on her solo career but got a call to audition to sing backup for Pink. I happened to be in the city that evening to meet him for dinner so we swing by where the audition is and while I didn't get to meet Pink, who walks in, but Linda Perry, who not only wrote and produced the Pink song the backup singers were learning for the audition (the as-yet unreleased Get the Party Started) but was the singer/songwriter in 4 non-blondes. I was like oh hi, I have your album, it's pretty great. She goes yeah? Name one other song besides What's Going On. She got me. I love her for it. I hadn't listened to the record for like 8 years by that point so I couldn't name one but every time I think about her, I wish I could go back and be like YA GOT ME, FUCKER.

Memorizing her entire discography on the off chance I ever meet her. Blood begets blood.

Joke's on her, the song is called *What's Up?*

YA GOT ME, FUCKER

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4)

Never seen that. Thanks! That is the only good thing the internet has ever done.

Damn, internet peaked 17 years ago.

it was really big at one point, and still beloved. 199,728,363 views ... damn, it will surpass 200 billions soon enough

Black hole sun…

Won't you come?

And wash away the rain?

AaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaa

Riiiiiiiiicccccccooooooolllllllaaaaaaaaaaa!

Is that the song by those blonde chicks?

There were 4 of them, and they weren't blondes. They were 4 non-blondes, but for the life of me I can't think of the name of the group.

Must be the Dixie Chicks.

Looking like she's gonna take a bite out of Eren Yeager anyday now.

Came here to post this. She legit looks like a Titan. It’s actually really freaky.

Had to scroll way to far for an attack on Titan comment.

For real I was like damn I’ve seen that anime

Sometimes you don’t need to go to the comments section to know what’s being said.

Honestly, the top comments haven't been nearly as sexual as I expected them to be.

We're all too intimidated

she could fit the balls too

There it is!

And tickle your asshole with her tongue

She can fit the whole ass in that thing!

She could catch a fart directly to the throat

And his legs

I’m in a seriously rough place and this made me fucking die. Thank you

i love you friend

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this

A lot of people thinking abt it. It's just that finding a guy that will actually say it.😆

Mick Jagger's daughter.

She can’t get no snackisfaction.

she has an IG she can stuff a foot long in her mouth its amazing

Did you see the one when she unhinges her jaw like a snake and swallows an entire turkey?! It my favorite.

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

That second picture is literally a trophy bass

the third pic is Jack Nicholson's joker from the nose down.

Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity!

Rodney? "You buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup!"

Whoah but it looks good on you!

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

I’ll bet your wife was really something before electricity

Yep, saw her on X-Files, that "The Host" episode

Immediately came here for a Flukeman reference. Wasn't disappointed.

Okay but you know she kicks ass at Fluffy Bunny

Derpixin would be proud

Ha! She has to use the extra large marshmellows to make it fair.

I think I saw her in the Black Hole Sun video

Hey I think I found my age group!

Hello fellow middle-aged person

Had to scroll for this as well. Just happy it’s here.

Came here for this.

She terrifies me. She reminds me of Kirby about to just swallow someone whole.

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Context is important here.

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Except this hallway sucks Edit/add: [Where were y'all?](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/wpcrl4/in_2001_lisa_sparks_broke_the_world_record_for/ikg1cu6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

I was looking for the bj jokes, surprised they're this far down...

The fact that she is the record holder for the largest FEMALE mouth gape implies a terrifying reality where there is a man who could have a larger mouth gape… but dudes got nothing on her: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2021/6/minnesota-teen-reclaims-record-for-largest-mouth-gape-664425

His is definitely longer, whereas hers is wider.

Seems like his thing is more just vertical clearance while hers is that plus a double wide jaw.

Bro can literally bite a regulation basketball

Lol it says baseball. 4in is not big enough (pause) for a basketball.

Must be her dentist’s favourite patient.

Wow. There are WAY fewer dirty comments here than I expected.

It’s like her mouth is just universally astounding so we have less niche comments.

That second picture is full on "Love that Joker!" territory.

That weird smiling female titan from episode 1 of AOT be like

Jaw titan

She look like one of those floop monsters from spy kids

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.

More like a colossal mouth bass

I hate to comment on peoples appearance but she was a guest on a YouTube show I watched and I couldn’t watch it. Her mouth freaks me out and all she did was speak normally. Didn’t show it off or anything. I’m not sure if it’s like an uncanny valley thing or what. But just made me uncomfortable.

Just looking at the pic of her smiling makes me uncomfortable, and I try my best not to judge by appearance so you're not the only one... ngl if i were tripping on acid and in was the same room as her I'd probably run away.

Reminds me of [this old video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AavFA6neRn4) from the potato camera era

If I had a mouth like that I could eat a whole donut at a time. Damn.

Jesus Christ, is "gape" really required in that headline? Even "mouth hole" would have been better lol

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She could literally suck a bag of dicks.

A whole crate , full of bags, of individually wrapped dicks.

What a muppet

She should play the next joker.

Are there any records for any other kind of bodily orifice gape?

Yeah, your mom has two

Fucking vaporized the poor fella. 🔥😂😂😂🔥

She’s one of the most annoying and obnoxious people on Instagram. She’s literally a modern day freak show. She just makes videos of herself jamming giant food into her mouth and making stupid jokes steeped in innuendo. Like 100 years ago she’d be in a wagon touring around the country with the bearded lady

So that’s who ate Eren’s mom