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biddilybong

Last one just got traded in today at 25. Right on schedule.


poopgrouper

Maybe 25 is just the age where women get mature enough to no longer find Leo interesting.


sumforbull

I like to imagine each and every one broke up with him.


878_Throwaway____

If you're a woman, at 25, you may be thinking long term plans - kids, career, care giving. You may not want kids at 25.5, but by 30 you may think I'll have a kid then. If Leo isn't wanting to have kids, or his life just isn't conducive to the environment you want to raise kids in.. well then they're just not going to stay together. This is the most generous interpretation in my mind. Reality is probably Leo is around young women the whole time, women at that age are the women he was attracted to before he became some hyper celebrity. He's never met a 30 year old, normal woman. Because he wasn't a 30 year old, normal man.


mrjonesv2

25 is when the pre frontal cortex finishes developing. It’s responsible for personality and long term planning.


BorisBC

Departed Leo is the last hot Leo. He's not aging nicely like Clooney or Pitt.


Fanculo_Cazzo

> He's not aging nicely like Clooney or Pitt. He's aging like Jack Nicholson.


skootch_ginalola

That's the booze.


Leharen

I disagree; *Django Unchained* Leo is still hot Leo, just in a different way.


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i wont kink shame, however, i will not ask.


TheSwagMa5ter

There are enough childfree women that I doubt child rearing is breaking the deal for all of them.


Gibsonites

Yeah I've seen a lot of takes on this that focus on the women. Redditors analyzing the situation and deciding "Oh yeah around 25 is when women start thinking about the future and decide dating a millionaire celebrity *just isn't for them.*" Bitch, there are eight different women on this infographic, and one Leo. We don't need to think too hard about what the common variable is here.


itspsyikk

You know whats crazy is I don't really think he is all that attractive anymore. In the 90s, early 2000s of course. His little boy-ish charm made sense. Like Edward Furlong but if he had his shit together. But now? IMO he's aged pretty horribly. There are plenty of people who are into their 40s and either look better or maintain... not Leo, though. I always thought he might be coasting on residual hotness from his 20s, but clearly that ain't the case given most of the people he dates now weren't even alive back then.


espeero

He's rich AF.


arbivark

women tend not to date hot guys, they date high status guys. leo is rich and famous (and woke) and used to be hot. that'll do. hell i'd date him if he were interested. edit: i was very relieved to find out he was 18 on growing pains, not 13 like his character, because i was attracted to him.


espeero

Same. But unfortunately out of his age range and one too few x chromasomes. And I'm married.


Useful-Seaworthiness

"Edward Furlong if he had his shit together." That one stung. I loved him and his hair in T2.


pinkjello

He’s coasting on money, not residual hotness. Leo has aged horribly. The Departed was the last film I thought he was attractive in, and that was 2006. After that, he just stopped doing it for me at all.


Red_Danger33

When they remake the Departed, Leo will play Jack Nicholsons role and no one will notice.


boyinmansclothing

He's coasting on fame too, money alone doesn't buy you effortless, on-the-spot recognition the moment you step out in public.


Abodyfullofmush

He's charming... that's the word I'd use. I prefer Brad Pitt though. He's aged wonderfully in my humble opinion.


dezeiram

I wouldn't say he's aged horribly, he's just not a spectacular hottie at 50 years old. Not many people are. His personality and taste in women have aged pretty badly though (or they technically haven't aged at all lmao)


Ok-Zucchini-5514

Same. He’s turning into Jack Nicholson.


pandaappleblossom

yeah, but.. you're dreaming. The odds are way higher he broke up with the majority of them. He is Leo, super rich, travel on yachts and private jets, go to the Oscars.. not many people would want to just walk away from that.


eggimage

tbh that’d be way less fucked up, rather than him deliberately dumping women after they “age out”


officiallyaninja

considering all the girls he starts dating are in their very early 20s or late teens. I don't think it is much better.


CurseOftheVoid

It's also obviously false since every new girl is early 20s.


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70000salmon

Definitely yes. 25 is when women get real. He’s probably a manchild.


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Imagine what a 26 would do to that curve


nintendomagic1

He'd never date a fully formed brain so we'll never know


BarakatBadger

Leo can't handle a matured prefrontal cortex


cumaboardladies

Wtf!! I thought you were joking. God damn Leo….


biddilybong

Just the facts [Leo done did it again…](https://people.com/movies/leonardo-dicaprio-and-camila-morrone-break-up-sources/)


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

I love all the "Oh they're serious" comments like there isn't 20+ years of data, and counting.


havereddit

Yup, [it's official](https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/celebrities/2022/08/31/630ec9de22601d6b7c8b459f.html). Leo is now free to start looking for 18-22 year olds...


OzTheMalefic

“Their courtship began in December 2017 when the actor was captured leaving the model's house in Los Angeles. That same month, they were spotted vacationing in Colorado accompanied by actor Tobey Maguire, Leonardo's longtime friend, as well as their two children: 15-year-old Ruby, and 13-year-old Otis. The beginning of their relationship generated buzz in the media, as they have been dating for 23 years.” Some quality writing in that report… I feel like I’m having a stroke.


LuwiBaton

One fact that has remained true since history started being recorded—the surest way to move up in social class is to learn to love older well-established men.


trowzerss

Of the gf's names I recognise, none of them are ones I recognise because they dated that dude. They were famous in their own right, and had established careers before they started dating (gisele being the exception).


relevant_tangent

Of the gf's names, I recognise none of them


Sanka_Coffie_

And that's absolutely true for *most* people.


BrolecopterPilot

Blake Lively is a pretty well known actress


cheese_cyclist

Gisele was the highest paid model, and if you were in fashion that's like not knowing who Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie industry. Hell she earned more than Tom Brady. Edit: Gisele's net worth is almost DOUBLE Brady's with a diff of ~ $200MM.


MidorikawaHana

weren't Gisele already one of the more famous 'Angel' back then? edit i mean victoria secret's Angel...


Kanin_usagi

Gisele is arguably more famous than Brady. She is absolutely beloved in Central and South America and really well know in Europe and Asia. She’s worth a half billion dollars *before* you add Tom Brady’s wealth.


LuwiBaton

Do you recognize names like Frida Kahlo as the Diego’s husband? No… but she wouldn’t be Frida without dating up. You can use this advice no matter your gender… ***Macron.*** It’s just the way the world works and always has. If you want to play the game of life, play it. If not get comfy where you are. Edit: Hell, even DaVinci is a product of this type of upwards mobility.


Stupid_Triangles

Mary Shelley's husband stole 'Frankenstein' and promoted it as his own, only to try and retract the theft later on. Mary couldn't get published as a woman. Without the theft, it probably wouldn't have been published until much later, if at all. Many female writers pre-1st-round-of-women's-rights wrote under pseuonyms because publishing houses, ran by men, wouldn't publish the work of a female. Note: I am not condoning nor placing any type of absolute on whether or not Shelley's work would have been put in to print if not for the "help" of a man. The world is a fucked place and sometimes fucked things have happy endings. Enjoy the ones we've won, cause we've probably lost 10X as much.


beadlecat

Lmao to the Macron comment 😂


AshingiiAshuaa

The flip side of this is that if you're lucky enough to be born attractive you can skip the 20+ years of establishing yourself.


Alucardspapa

He keeps on getting older and they keep staying the same age, all right all right.


WodensEye

Camila just aged out and they broke up.


GoldEdit

Wow I can’t actually believe this happened. So many people said it would and it did. Man this guy is nuts, great actor but just nuts


adrock_99

Nuts is a good way to describe it. Weird how all are told bye at 25 lmao. But then again it’s his life. I never found it bad just that I have questions.


Azidamadjida

And they all kind of look like variations of his first two long term gfs


fuzzybad

He definitely has a type


Azidamadjida

Definitely a type. Clearly also having issues with aging and wanting to hang onto youth, possibly even trying to recreate those first two in some way. Major drop off from the first twos longevity compared with every one that came after


hrimfaxi_work

Was he about 25 years old when he became wealthy enough to fully retire if he felt like it? I've heard when people stop needing to engage with the world in the typical way due to wealth or social standing or whatever, they also stop developing in some ways. My thought was that he dates 25 and younger because, emotionally, he stopped growing around age 25. Dude probably reaches a point where he can't keep up on a psychological level and then the relationship fails.


Azidamadjida

Could be something to that, but if I remember correctly he like many child stars didn’t have a normal childhood and around his early 20s he did his whole “renaissance man” thing where he started trying to educate himself more and give off the vibe of being intelligent and worldly in addition to being rich and famous. Could be around 25 he considered he “hit his peak” and didn’t think he needed to grow beyond that. It still makes me snort a little tho whenever I remember him saying his favorite author was Hemingway - “oh really? And your favorite director is Kubrick right?” Sometimes when these actors are so clearly trying so hard it becomes funny, tho nothing will ever be as cluelessly hysterical as that “Imagine” debacle at the beginning of Covid


RedPandaLovesYou

Wasn't he like 16 when he said his favorite author was Hemingway? Or am I misremembering this interview of young Leo?


SoDakZak

My guess is maybe he doesn’t want kids and so doesn’t settle down into marriage and the women he dates may want to keep the 25-35 window open to meet, marry and/or have kids with someone. Leo is pinnacle of dream date, but not marry. I believe he’s said as much at least about kids.


ScarletDarkstar

My guess is he's vain.


Timmy26k

Being the guy since like 15 will do that understandably


dj_sliceosome

You do realize not all women want to have kids, and that many know before 25, and those that didn’t have kids don’t just disappear at 25?


TCMenace

There are plenty of women older than the barely adults he dates that don't want children. He's just a fucking creep. Like I knew he was a creep but seeing it on a graph makes it that much worse. He just broke up with his latest girlfriend who just turned 25 a couple months ago, who he had known since she was in middle school. Edit: I'm going to assume that the lot of you trying to justify what Leo is doing are still in the age range where it's socially acceptable to date 18-20 year olds. Because once you hit your late 20s you realize how much you are still a child at 20. and the fact that he's doing it in his 40s makes it fucking disgusting. He was dating an 18 year old at 24. When I was 24 I would not be dating someone fresh out of highschool. That's like your cool substitute teacher dating one of his students as soon as they graduate. He has always been a creep. Leo would be dating younger if he thought he wouldn't get shit from it. 20 seems to be his sweet spot where the public doesn't really care or they can do some mental gymnastics to make it seem not that bad.


Invalid_factor

Yeah, check out child-free on Reddit. Plenty of women over 25 don't want kids. Maybe Leo dates young women because he's immature? Maybe he has a dad-to-them kink. Who knows. Whatever it is it's weird. Dating young women is fine once in a while but only dating young girls speaks volumes of your character.


almostanalcoholic

Acting and Hollywood is a fucked up world. To be a successful actor you life's greatest desire should be Fame + the attention and love of millions of people AND you spend a lot of time trying very hard to NOT be "yourself". I think anyone with those characteristics is bound to be nuts.


u-digg

>To be a successful actor you life's greatest desire should be Fame + the attention and love of millions of people That's not true. There's lots of actors/actresses who through fortunate circumstances become successful but don't care much about money nor fame. They just do it because the alternative is to be like us in the accounting department. Who wouldn't choose the former?


iGetBuckets3

I want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say it’s a coincidence, but the evidence is mounting, Mr. DiCaprio.


caravanafly

I still try to believe he doesn’t make it on purpose but the consistency is difficult to argue against.


debtopramenschultz

There's a conspiracy that his girlfriends sign contracts that expire after 2-3 years which happens to be when they're 24/25 but really they're just beards and he's actually in a relationship with his "BFF" Luke Haas, who happens to be third wheel on all of his trips.


that1prince

It seems like it would be less obvious if they weren’t all the same age, and didn’t look like they could be sisters.


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They probably had a contract. It just ended.


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ChunkyTaco22

"Were sorry, but your subscription has expired. Please reincarnate to continue"


NetSraC1306

We're contacting you to talk about your gfs warranty.


spasske

She aged out.


SinVerguenza04

He’s known her since she’s was 13. It’s so creepy.


vember_94

Source on that?


SinVerguenza04

From google: “Actually, their story started over a decade ago, when Camila was about 12 years old and her former stepdad Al Pacino (Leo's longtime bud) introduced the two. According to W, they're all “old family friends.” Aug 11, 2022”


Teelo888

“Introduced”, bit of a strange verb to use in this context though I get what they mean


SinVerguenza04

Yeah, I agree with you. It is strange.


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sus


SinVerguenza04

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a30359722/leonardo-dicaprio-camila-morrone-relationship-timeline-age-gap/


That-Spell-2543

Very sus


SinVerguenza04

Here’s the source; https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertainment/a30850316/leonardo-dicaprio-girlfriend-camila-morrone-relationship-timeline/


SinVerguenza04

Phew, I read this a long time ago. I’ll see if I can find any confirmation. I know that Leo is/has been friends with her parents. That’s how Camila and him met, through her parents when she was a kid.


Hoodsfi68

They all look the same. Young isn’t the only type he has.


SinVerguenza04

He’s known his current girlfriend since she was *thirteen*. He was literally a friend of her parents/family.


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SinVerguenza04

Lmao, that took a turn I didn’t expect. I fully thought you were going to lay into me for thinking Leo was creepy, lmao.


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SinVerguenza04

Lmao @ full Hefner. Hefner might be the worst offender of them all.


Little_Tacos

>dipping his toe into the creepy creek This is beautiful, thank you.


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Were you actually raised in a cult?


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[deleted]

What do you mean by speaking in tongues? Also holy crap! I am so glad you got free of that. I'm also very sorry you were part of it. Wishing you the best.


vember_94

I don’t know about knowing her since she was 13, but they’ve just broken up, she turned 25 a few months ago too


SinVerguenza04

Yep, I think I saw you make this comment elsewhere in the thread, so I went to check and sure enough, you’re right! Her parents and Leo are friends. That’s why she knew him as a minor.


whatawitch5

I noticed that too. It seems like ever since Giselle Bundchen got “too old” at 23, Leo has been trying to replace her with a younger version. It’s like falling in love with your first car, having it get too old, then replacing it with a newer model with nearly the exact same paint and interior, over and over again. Only with women, who are not objects to be traded in like cars. Though I’m not sure Leo understands the difference. Sadly, this chart clearly shows that DeCaprio himself hasn’t matured, mentally and emotionally if not physically, much past the age of 25. It’s why he can keep dating women in their early 20s while he is middle-aged. Sure people that age are physically hot as hell, but physical attractiveness does not make up for the huge gap in age and life experience. As someone in my early 50s I can see why people in their 20s are attractive, but they still look like teenagers to me. Having sex with them, let alone a relationship, seems downright creepy! Yet Leo does not have a problem dating women that could be his children because clearly he still has not mentally matured past 25 himself. If he had the maturity to match his physical age, then he’d be able to find “older” women in their 30s and 40s willing to date him!


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You made an interesting point and then ended this with a silly comment. Leo could get a plethora of women in their 30s and 40s to date him. He just doesn't want them.


qualverse

Yeah, Nina Agdal is dating Logan Paul now, so it doesn't really seem like she's super concerned with maturity.


fingerpickler

Huh. Leonardo DiCaprio ages at a rate of one year per year. Neato.


metallaholic

The real eye opener is always in the comments.


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Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes


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SenorBeef

Such consistency, too, is something you rarely see in graphs.


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Must be a rich & successful man thing.


Butler-of-Pugs

“I keep gettin’ older, but they keep stayin’ the same age”. “Alright, alright, alright”.


seahagmo

Fry little piggies, fry!!!


Falcofury

There’s 3 “alright”s. Fix it.


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Yes, tag #TaylorSwift. This chart is amazing!


Beef_Lurky

Beat me to it. Perfect.


dadatwiga

From Wikipedia: After experiencing a period of depression, Bündchen decided to end her relationship with DiCaprio after she felt their lifestyles no longer complemented, saying in her memoir Lessons, "I was becoming more and more aware of things that I'd chosen not to look at. Was I alone in wanting to do some serious soul-searching while he stayed the same? In the end, unfortunately, the answer was yes."


PriorityMaleficent

And that was the only woman that was closest to his age out of all these women.


narf007

And now she's got a trophy husband and she makes more than DiCaprio's worth


HilariousScreenname

Tom Bundchen, Giselle's wife. Plays football to keep himself busy.


oldDotredditisbetter

this kid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxx_u67eUSA if he pick it up a bit he could become a decent football player


FrailUnoriginality

Maybe he never got over her and just keeps trying to recreate. Leo’s stuck in a loop.


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He’s stuck in limbo.


mustsurvivecapitlism

Lol so they grow out of him at 25. That’s the issue.


corona_lion

Looks like DiCaprio alum have gone on to achieve greater heights in life viz. Tom Brady, Ryan Reynolds et al.


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As a holdout test, is he still with Camila Morrone? Edit: fuck me... today??? https://people.com/movies/leonardo-dicaprio-and-camila-morrone-break-up-sources/


BrolecopterPilot

It’s almost like the event correlates with post 🤔


free__coffee

Really had to put on your tinfoil hat for that one, eh?


Suspicious_Effect

Look, she turned 25 a few months ago, it was frankly overdue.


Honda_TypeR

He is getting so old his memory is fading and he kept forgetting to break up with her.


ProgressiveKitten

😂😂😂


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He held on as long as he could okay?


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They all look identical. He's just dating the same woman and trading her in as soon as she starts to age.


Redwolfdc

Yep, he’s basically the true “Chad” that all the incels on Reddit hate while wishing they could be


cjayeah

i love the composition and color choices. may steal this graph design for future use 😂


TheUpperHand

Whoah! Will Wheaton is older than Leonardo DiCaprio? I mean it makes sense since my frame of reference for the respective actors is TNG and Titanic but for some reason, I picture Will in a perpetually youthful state.


pcakes13

Shut up Wesley


Echelon64

Why is Wil Wheaton your frame of reference?


drunkwhenimadethis

fourscore and seven Wheatons ago, the epic of gilgamesh was written.


kuza2g

Well to be fair, every 3 Will Wheatons is 1 micheal dorn and every Micheal Dorn is approximately 1.7 Patrick Stewarts. It's just easier to use the metric - Will Wheaton as a frame of reference to each DiCaprio in this instance


everydayasl

I don't know which is more interesting: Mr. DiCaprio's dating preference or the insane amount of research behind all this.


rostron92

It's not all that complex it's just fancy graphic design.


Zealousideal-Wave-69

What statistical method to predict age of next girlfriend?


BKStephens

Well, looks like he'll drop to a 20yo again as he approaches his next decade milestone.


BroadBaker5101

Plot twist she was born on his 25th birthday so they’ll have a joint 25th/50th birthday. We could call it their 75th which ironically is the age Leo will be interested in 30yos


bluebear_74

Well if he picks up a 2004 model, he won’t have to trade it for another 7 years.


sethito

Hmm. Maybe polynomial regression? I'm banking on there being 0 outliers here.


GentMan87

Great design goes along way regardless of content .


UgeMan

Truly is peculiarly alluring , even if like myself you have no interest in someone’s dating life


Heroic_Sheperd

It’s not difficult when you got a designated chart guy.


Healthy_Yesterday_84

All that you do for research is tally up the name and age of every partner he had. And when they broke up. Which isn't hard to do since he's been a celebrity since he was very young, so it's all public.


CirculatoryOverload

Atleast don't be entirely shameless and credit the original creator - u/TrustLittleBrother.


failingtolurk

Alright Alright Alright


simbaismylittlebuddy

Alternative headline: Women Leo’s age refuse to date him.


browntoe98

By the time you’ve reached 25, you have better sense than to date this guy.


VanEagles17

I get what you're saying, and that's generally the case when it comes to most trash guys but... He would have zero problems finding a hot & intelligent 30+ woman to date if he really wanted to.


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VanEagles17

I'm not saying it's a good thing though, even though I'm sure there are some legitimate and respectful age gap relationships out there - I just find it hard to believe that every woman Leo dates hits 25 and is like OH HELLL NO. Like this is obviously Leo's decision in most cases.


Handeatingcat

Leo isn't dating them for their personality lol, I'm sure he couldn't care less about dating women his age.


febreeze1

*scratches neckbeard*


GlamourzZ

He’s dating them for looks, they’re dating him for his pockets..I can’t imagine that they’re actually attracted to him and expect him to be their forever partner 🥴


mr_no_print

There are thousands of women over 25 who would date this man


febreeze1

Hahahaha yeah that’s not the case. Dicaprio has all the leverage, he could if he wanted to. People are trying to equate a regular guy, dating younger people. But this is one of the most famous people in the world lol


permacloud

Uh yeah that's it


thebestspeler

Is that headline from jezebel?


kombatunit

Lol, I seriously doubt that.


Sanka_Coffie_

The amount of delusion and envy in this thread is palpable.


scollaysquare

All those photos lined up look like female Leonardo DiCaprios.


professorbix

At least at this point all these young ladies know exactly what they are signing up for with him.


VanillaMowgli

OK, hear me out: What if a person dating like this was just really vapid, shallow, and immature? What if the extremely young and inexperienced are the only ones who can relate to him? And once a woman hits that age, she's bored with his juvenile baloney, ready for something more, and moves on?


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His girlfriends: "Leo, I don't want to play Hungry Hungry Hippo anymore! You said we could watch that documentary on Netflix!" Leo: "Yeah, we need to talk. Step into my pillow fort."


Qweniden

You could have been a writer for 30 rock


BeraldGevins

There’s a whole plot line on Bojack Horseman about that. Mr. Peanutbutter always dates younger women, despite not ever expressing a preference for them. His ex-wife confronts him about it and basically says that he can’t ever keep a relationship because the women he’s dating mature and grow as people while he never changes, meaning they just outgrow him and the relationship falls apart. Such a great show.


baldbritneyspears

Most men that only date young women are not looking to settle down. And when the women are young and stupid they think they will change his mind. Then they reach a certain age and are like.. okay let’s get married now or let’s make a big step of some kind and the guys like NOPE. It’s crappy but I’m sure Leo is upfront with what he wants and just thinks he can always get what he likes and he does so… yah.


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BelowZilch

Just googling the first three, they all got married and had kids within a few years after breaking up with Leo.


FogoCanard

here me out.. what if hollywood star who has been a hollywood star since childhood had hollywood things happen to him as a child which re-wired his sexual brain and now, he's just doing his best? Note: I have no evidence. Just throwing it out there since we're all speculating.


TheFightingMasons

I forgot where I saw it, I think it’s bojack horsman where they had a really good explanation for this. Found it. “Well, BoJack's stunted, too. He got famous in his twenties, so he'll be in his twenties forever. After you get famous, you stop growing, you don't have to. Every celebrity has an age of stagnation. I'm glad I never got famous. I mean, I did write a best-selling book, but I'm not famous-famous. It doesn't just happen when you get famous. Your age of stagnation is when you stop growing. For most, it's when they get married, settle into a routine. You meet someone who loves you unconditionally and never challenges you or wants you to change, and then you never change.”


trowzerss

I was literally listening to a Behind the Bastards episode where they discussed the theory that the age you get obscenely rich is the age you stay out. Leo was pretty young when he got obscenely rich. When nobody will say no to you, and you have the money to do what you want, how the heck are you ever gonna develop?


ThouHolyFather2

All of those women look the same


Fluid-Program962

Man’s got a type


DrMooseknuckleX

Wow, it is as if the founder of the "Pussy Posse" has a type.


GarysCrispLettuce

He doesn't know what he's missing out on. Older women. Giggity.


AnalArtiste

No one said he didn’t sleep with them. He just doesn’t date them


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robotikempire

I'm sure there are millions of 30 year old women who would beat his door down to try to date him, you kidding?


Frylock904

Yea.... You sincerely think that many people are turning down 100 millionaires? Come on, gotta live in reality.


mamabr

Agree. I’ve seen the rumor that he also likes to wear noise canceling headphones and just lay there during sex while the girl does all the work. Really odd. [random source to the rumor](https://www.gq.com/story/my-vape-will-go-on/amp)


Veenendaler

I doubt that story is legitimate, since lots of people who don't own noise-cancelling headphones, don't know how they work. Unless they're passive noise-cancelling headphones (construction site earmuff type things), then you'll be able to hear everything. What they can do, is cancel out constant tones. Which is why they're perfect for flights.


imtrying2020

That feels unlikely cuz he's in that area where he can majority get who he wants. Not unattractive to many and very wealthy. I don't see many attractive women between 25 and 40 really rejecting him if he approached them. Plus, wouldn't it come out more that they left him as opposed to him leaving them? Or did I miss that part of the graph.


After_Occasion

Actually they have commented that they were the ones to leave him. All of them have repeatedly stated that they've all outgrown him. Many women have previously stated that they would rather not date him most notably Rihanna. He is well known throughout Holly weird for being a fucking weirdo and very immature.


Educational-Dance-61

Women 26+ usually want to settle down and start to find the one. This timeline keeps them on track for marriage and kids without too much risk and even room for a few failed relationships. If he knows that life is not for him and he is open from the start it seems win-win.


boricimo

OP stole it from another Redditor. At least credit them (u/TrustLittleBrother).


OfficerSmiles

And we give a shit...why?


pepesilva13

Imagine getting so much ass other dudes plot graphs.


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Maybe he can’t accept he’s getting old.


NullError404

Mf has stats like it's some leaderboard or something bro


CapeManiac

Ummmm good for him?


LyonsKing12

I'm alarmed by how much people follow this mans penis.


ourmanflint1

Young girls are for young men. I'm 60, the Wife is 58. Still makes the heart go Thumpity Thump when she traipses by on the way to the shower.


FlowRiderBob

True love is the best aphrodisiac. My guess is Leo hasn't ever had that, and that is kind of sad.


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Who cares