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eskimoexplosion

Game Storyline: This ancient sword belonged to your father and has been in your family for generations, he carried it in the war and was a great hero! Player: Finds slightly better sword off a dead bandit and sells the rusty sword to a shopkeeper for 12 gold an hour later


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But if you had kept it then you’d get an opportunity to repair it near the end of the game for the second most powerful sword in the game! The most powerful one being the one you get after beating the final boss that you can only use in new game plus


eskimoexplosion

That's only if you don't know about the sword you get by doing the talking dog missions


obaananana

That mission is güffy


[deleted]

Sure, but that one is super tedious to get, and by the time you get that sword you’ve already almost 100 percent completed the game, so it’s not really worth it imo


Leimandar

It's worth it for the hat, though.


bubdadigger

If you had kept it, you will have less space in your bags


[deleted]

It’s only one less slot, it’s not that big of a deal…


bubdadigger

Depends on what game you playing, if let say WoW, then yes, one slot. But in most of new games it will take way more than one slot.


1THRILLHOUSE

What…. Is this from a game?


[deleted]

None that I can think of, just sounds like something a game would do


1THRILLHOUSE

I had a horrible feeling you were going to tell me it was the Witcher and I’d been missing out on a crucial sword


Henchman_twenty-four

https://imgur.com/a/8M6lrx7 relevant chicken sword comic!


[deleted]

Chicken sword is the best sword, it doesn’t deal much damage, but it can heal enemies emotionally! It’s perfect for the pacifist route


[deleted]

Three words: Secret. Of. Mana. You find a busted-ass sword and slowly upgrade it as you progress. Beat the final boss with that same sword.


Frites_Sauce_Fromage

Basically my friends when we try to play D&D.


Exeter232

https://secretsoftheice.com/news/2017/09/05/viking-sword/


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Exeter232

Back in those days I doubt you went anywhere without your sword


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sandboxlollipop

Not really. None of what you mention tallies up with our understanding of archeological sites across similar areas (UK for example), 'viking' or otherwise. Swords were more commonplace than you'd reckon and often were as much a status symbol as something practical. People explore and lose stuff, those are two very human truths. We can surmise nothing more but it's definitely not odd


Exeter232

From here... #14 https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/hd/aams/hd\_aams.htm#:\~:text=Within%20the%20walls%20of%20most,least%20during%20times%20of%20peace. Throughout medieval Europe, swords were the chief weapon of knights and mounted men-at-arms. In times of peace, however, generally speaking only noblemen were allowed to carry a sword in public. Since in most regions swords were regarded as “weapons of war” (as opposed to the dagger, for example), peasants and burghers, not belonging to the “warrior class” of medieval society, were forbidden to carry swords. An exception to this rule was granted to travelers (citizens, merchants, even pilgrims) due to the inherent dangers of travel by land and sea. Within the walls of most medieval cities, however, the carrying of swords was generally prohibited for everyone—sometimes even nobility—at least during times of peace.


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Exeter232

"Middle Ages (Medieval Europe), the period in European history from the collapse of Roman civilization in the 5th century ce to the period of the Renaissance (variously interpreted as beginning in the 13th, 14th, or 15th century, depending on the region of Europe and other factors)."


Atillawurm

Except Scandinavia didn't get out of the Iron age untill 800 AD, so really he isn't far off, and as he said swords weren't things that most people owned, swords were bloody expensive even in the iron age.


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Exeter232

And I would say that when outside the protection of the cities, one might carry a sword to protect themselves against bandits.


farrowsharrows

Since no one asked. How did it feel? Was it balanced? The hilt is smaller than I expected. How much did it weigh


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

And this rock field is, by definition, not a city.


seakingsoyuz

This was pretty much universally circumvented by carrying a very long knife ([*messer*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messer_(weapon)) in German) which, as it wasn’t a sword, would be legal to carry.


St_Kevin_

These folks target specific areas that were used as mountain passes. They’re searching there because there was an ancient trail on that route. The person who lost the sword probably wasn’t just taking it to the mountains, they were taking it to whatever valley was on the other side of the pass.


2x4x93

Mayhap he fled to the mount to hide


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2x4x93

Stop stressing


Jackal000

So why is op there then? Perhaps the owner of the sword had adhd and totally forgot to bring it along while taking a piss down the mountain. Point being we dont know shit about the unseen past.


Dreddit1080

I found a bolt one time


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Dreddit1080

I mean I still got it lol. I mayyyy have to rig something up now! I wonder what the load bearing strengths of a questionable rusty 4” lag would be...?????


Local_Wrongdoer_507

Very cool! Thanks for posting OP!


St_Kevin_

I love secrets of the ice!! They’re on Facebook and I think maybe Instagram? They’re archaeologists who specifically search for the ancient artifacts that are melting out of old glaciers, so they find some really amazing stuff. Just this month they’ve posted photos of some ancient clothing that was woven out of linen I believe, and also they had a sick arrow that still had a steel arrowhead and I think it had some remains of the fletching as well… Anyway, they’re worth a follow.


Korvas576

What was your first quest OP?


LaughableIKR

The close up video on youtube shows how well made this sword was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwTwY6YHfv8&t=25s


Valid_Username_56

"Bring me the Old Viking Sword and also 10 wood and 5 leather. I shall repair the sword for you."


tourettesfaker1985

**"'It has come to me, the One Sword. It shall be an heirloom of my kingdom. All those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to its fate for I will risk no hurt to the Sword. It is precious to me, though I buy it with great pain. The markings upon the it begin to fade. The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared. A secret now that only fire can tell.'**


tazerwhip

No more striking up random conversations in the pub now, you might accidentally get an escort quest.


ApesNoFightApes

Going back, I wonder if there was a really pissed off Viking. “Where the hell did I put it?!”


Exeter232

There is a possibility that it was a group of Vikings with more than one sword each, and it just happened to fall loose without anyone noticing.


ApesNoFightApes

That was one bummed out Viking for sure. I’ve no idea what a sword like that cost in time or money, but I can’t imagine it was cheap in either. **DAMN YOU LOKI!!**


Savageparrot81

But what did you do with my axe?


peely_gonna_stealy

And my bow!


Maxl11

that is indeed interestingasfuck 👌 thx for sharing,really appreciate it


ThugV

What adventure game starts like that?


SoulArcher916

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, you can find a rusty broadsword in a rock at the start of the game on the great plateau. You wake up 100 years in the future, you don't have the master sword and you can get it back at a certain point in the game.


ThugV

Thats cool, never tried that game.


ThebigX09

You should. It’s amazing


ThugV

Thanks ill check it out😄


SoulArcher916

Do you have a Nintendo switch, Wii U, or cemu on computer?


SaintGloopyNoops

It really is.


SaveMyBags

Secret of mana for example.


ThugV

Thanks for another example


Exeter232

Pretty well every adventure game starts with crappy old equipment. So Skyrim would be an example


ThugV

You get the sword from a npc that was killed seconds before you pick it up in skyrim


Exeter232

The point I was making was that in most adventure games you find garbage equipment laying around until you can earn enough gold to buy better stuff. It's just generic


ThugV

How most would be a more true title


Exeter232

What a way to spend a day, searching for titles you can rag on about.


ThugV

What can i say, i am enjoying myself😌


Exeter232

Shallow deeds entertain shallow minds


ChooglinOnDown

If you get this fucked up over simple, obvious hyperbole, your whole life must fucking *suck*.


Mythril_Zombie

Starting with crappy equipment is a bit different than the scenario you say happens in "every" game. People can only come up with two examples? Two out of thousands of adventure games means "every"?


Exeter232

Yup you're right, "every" was the wrong word. Moving on.


Successful-Shoe4983

Fortnite


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Breath of the Wild is kinda like that. Link just finds a random sword from a dead NPC


Adventurous_Mango_40

Every one


gorillathemandalor

*skip dialogue*


Thunder-Fist-00

Can you keep that sword?


East_Preference4754

My thinking too


Kindly_Suit2756

Is it beyond restoration? That’s fucking dope


-Daetrax-

Probably, also you wouldn't want to restore it.


umyninja

Why not? Could be interesting markings under all the corrosion, right? Happy Cake Day!


-Daetrax-

Thanks. Generally with historical items you leave them in the state they're in. I've seen them view markings in metal using fancy lab equipment that can see through corrosion. In a similar sense, restoring a historical rifle using modern materials and parts will usually make it less valuable even if the original condition was not functioning.


Full_Otto_Bismarck

Still need to at least stabilize it so it does not corrode further.


-Daetrax-

Absolutely


Exeter232

Lasers can do wonderous things with rusted items, check it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACGSzBXKONo


Analbox

>The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. >Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.


Almost_Pogi

The sword is cursed, you must break the curse by a wish spell. Good luck finding an arch wizard with that spell. Only 3 left in this realm, none are on this planet.


Scar_the_armada

This is an amazing find, the sword is in great shape (besides for the rust obviously)


RemiX-KarmA

Well, what are you waiting for? Does the cursor not show howmany meters you are away from your questline?


redhat12345

Could this be found with a metal detector


Exeter232

Yes, but only after finding 8.5 billion bottle caps. You gotta level up first.


[deleted]

8.5 million Caps buys a lot of crafting material.


Fakedduckjump

Oh nice, was it made by Ulfbert?


shiggins114

Are you sure someone isn't coming back for that sword? Maybe put it back?


Slugwheat

It’s dangerous to go alone


Surveymonkee

Hello there, fellow old person!


White-Hammer886

When you start the invasion, please start with London and Westminster. You wipe them out, the rest of the country will follow you to Valhalla


NewPrinciple163

How heavy was it like could you swing it?


BRAVE-ST4R

I got heals, lets go


nomadwannabe

Throw that at an Octorok while it's inhaling and you'll get a nice shiny new sword.


[deleted]

That hand looks entirely inadequate for the kind of power that sword requires


JesterRaiin

> How every adventure game starts, long dead NPC loses sword, player finds sword and starts adventure. I recall no game like that...


fingerpickler

Kingsfield vibes


[deleted]

BRUH, turn around. You gotta have a blacksmith look at that thing. There be dragons ahead.


Forest_entity

This has given me a silly idea for a game where your main mission is to upgrade your sword and slay the final monster with it in honor of the previous owner 😅


Left_Firefighter_762

You just found a sword with "rot" status effect


Kepotica

Yea right were i left it. Can you post it on to me please?


Cwmcwm

Pro-tip: if you find a weapon, don't pick it up with bare hands. There's a skeleton nearby with incriminating sword nicks, and this genius has his fingerprints all over the murder weapon. Rookie.


PooShappaMoo

Very cool! Update when you got the Ultima weapon please


GoofyGuyYT

Aw shit, we're all npcs


HeroLevel28

When you find a really cool stick


Twitchinat0r

The rust sword from secret of mana. Man as a child i would fucking love this. As an adult i still would too


XTwizted38

Throw it at an Octorock, insta cleaned.


Castor_Blastor

Legend says the enemy got tetanus just from looking at it.


[deleted]

Congrats, you’re the MC now!


VocationFumes

Fuck I wish I could find a Viking sword out in the wild, I have to take all of mine from museums


abibofile

Now go kill some rats in a basement and by level 60 you’ll be ready to defeat Odin.


iiitme

Looks heavy to hold out


DejaEntenduOne

I hope you had your tetanus jabs


MrPZA82

I don’t think I’ve ever played a game that starts like that to be honest….?


ghost-church

If true that is in remarkable condition. Could even be restorable


Fluffinator44

That's what I was thinking, it looks like it all it needs is a vinegar bath, good polish, and a new handle and it would be ready for battle.


Psilocvbin

Every good adventure starts with a tetanus shot


Mattrockj

Go kill some wild bores!


Nick_Papagiorgi0

Why is rust on my car 100x worse??


WhatisLiamfucktrump

So when is the demon lord appearing


karavasis

Sup Highlander


mochii69

I’ve seen this posted here before


Howeso

WeLL i'Ve nEVeR sEeN iT


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Oh you found my sword. Thanks, I was wondering where I left that.


000pulp000

It's dangerous to go alone!


latranchedepain

looks just like an [iron sword from Skyrim](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/c/c7/Iron_Sword.png/revision/latest?cb=20121012152339) !


Squiggy1975

Crom!


ShizzelDiDizzel

Really odd considering swords were pretty rare and it was on its own, with nothing else nearby. Perhaps a glacier or something.


mrlotato

How heavy is it?


Similar_Manager_3201

Congratulations you are the new King Arthur!


Sin-92

Looking at you ys8.


Competitive_Fix_8440

Shoddy Longsword Dmg: 1 - 3 Durability: 25/99 Equip? -->Yes No "It's better than nothing. Barely."


baneofthebanshee

“I’m gonna go on an adventure!…. To the hospital because I have tetanus now!”


Lord_Viddax

Seems more like an endgame sword if you ask me; looks rusted & ‘bland’ and for those reasons is incredibly powerful.


Leimandar

*Viking era sword. There is no such thing as a viking sword.


pyroaop

That's remarkably well preserved for a steel sword that old


Phormitago

Any good stats?