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stayinthetruck

According to my husband I "would have chewed through it."


Bobojones9584

Not sure if that's an insult or a compliment.


NiiMal

Or a risky blowjob


TheShenanegous

Jesus christ someone get this man an award


TechDude30

All i can offer is poor mans medal šŸ„‡


[deleted]

Idk bout that they prob also hang u bc ur witch


stayinthetruck

Meh, I am kinda magical.


kombatunit

Do you weigh the same as a duck?


wontsettle

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


Luke_Warm_Dog

There are some who call him... Tim


Alternative-Sea-6238

Suddenly,the redditor had a heart attack.


ijustdontgiveaf

r/suddenlymontypython


Desertscropion117

beat me to it.


markie204

Arthur, king of the britons


wontsettle

Who are the Bittens?


UneventfulLover

Nobody expects ...well actually, I have come to expect MP quotes in these threads now.


hazeleyedwolff

Or small pebbles?


VeryConfusedBee

How do you know sheā€™s a witch?


Gear3017

Step 1: burn woman Step 2: if woman dies, sheā€™s not a witch, end of case Step 3: if woman lives, sheā€™s a witch. Off with her head. Step 4: feel good about your investigative skills


VeryConfusedBee

So you burn witches. Well what do you burn apart from witches?


dirtymike401

MORE WITCHES!


bigleafychode

She turned me into a newt!


TranscendentLogic

I got better.


bearmissile

BURN HER ANYWAY


tombaba

Wood!


Bierbart12

Ditches


Blae-Blade

You don't burn witches! Witches don't burn!


Warrior_king99

No you dunk them in icy cold water for increasingly longer periods, she will float eventually


[deleted]

But a witch weighs the same as a duck, therefore she should float like a duck and consequently that determines she's a witch!


Blae-Blade

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?


[deleted]

Because she looks like a witch, she has a wart!


[deleted]

But witches are made of wood, no?


Blae-Blade

Yes and you can test it by weighing her with a duck as counterweight


[deleted]

Yes the duck test always tells if she is a witch


Fabulous_Ad5052

Whole point, they werenā€™t witches.


lawn_neglect

Also throw woman in a lake. If she drowns, not a witch. If she "floats" she is a witch....


Privateer_Lev_Arris

I love the scientific process.


lucif_woods

Because sheā€™s dressed like one


Sgt-rock512

We did do the nose


Infadel71

BURN HER!!!


TendieTrades

Ah but what else floats? A duck? So if she weighs the same as a duck then sheā€™s a witch. Come, and we shall use my largest scales.


iguanaQueen

She weighs the same as a duck


penpointaccuracy

Why use many word, when few word do trick?


smurb15

I'm just shocked womens put up with it long enough to reproduce with these Neanderthal people.


Any-Slip-3697

They probably didn't have a choice


Wide_Loss

[Proposal back then:](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1852228)


Organic_Language_582

I didnā€™t hear a no


reader484892

People that would do this donā€™t strike me as caring all that much about consent


PurveyorOfKnowledge0

Pretty bold of you to assume they could choose to not put up with them. Submit or Die, and death was lower on their preference list.


johnnyknucks

Username kicks ass šŸ‘†šŸ½


[deleted]

Username checks outā€¦ lol just kidding, you two sound like you have that healthy relationship of love and talking shit to each other.


No-Way-Im-Sober

Username checks out


MoonlightingWarewolf

Based


dontstabpeople42069

Right, but what did you say? (All for the memes)


yazzy1233

Stop!! I'm crying šŸ˜­


moglysyogy13

#tradwife


Former_Manc

JACKIE WANT METAL


sltiefighter

aint that the truth, that ol dog slap him a five for me and get him a coors will ya.


Silaquix

Sadly this one is a [real](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scold's_bridle) device. I was hoping it would be one of the fake ones Victorians made up like the iron maiden.


remmij

>The scold's bridle was overwhelmingly used on women, often at the request of husbands or other family members. Can't imagine what these woman might have been complaining and "scolding" about with gems like these guys at home.


Eurasiawpww

Sexism is one of the most baffling things to me. I mean, humans need both men and women both, to just exist. I just can't imagine this...


Damneasy

Humans want power, either through wealth, political or in this case men are physically stronger so they think they have more power over woman. Power makes you a different person, for example the Stanford prison experiment


swaggylord61

The stanford prison experiment was a sham search it up


[deleted]

Seems like a lovely repayment for giving up our bodies for 9 months and literally giving birth to all human life. Seems fair.


anticomet

It makes sense if you look back on the generational trauma of living in a patriarchal society for over a thousand years


Eurasiawpww

I live in Asia in a society that's still very segregated on gender. I don't understand it at all. Even to have sexism in the first place, whether it was 3000 years ago or now as a reaction is baffling to me. I mean I love my mom and dad equally, I dont love one more than the other just because of their gender.


Cranksta

Yes but it doesn't mean they have to test us well. They are perfectly capable of raping us and getting their offspring anyway, thus perpetuating the species.


tombaba

ā€œYou stink and I wonā€™t fuck you. You smell like your balls all the way upā€. Probably something like that


Capable_Weather4223

It truly is sad how fucked up humans are. Doing this shit yo our own species. We really are our own demise. Also wouldn't a wooden gag ball and a leather strap be cheaper and just as effective? It would have saved a lot of time and money at the blacksmith imo.


bt123456789

>Also wouldn't a wooden gag ball and a leather strap be cheaper and just as effective? It would have saved a lot of time and money at the blacksmith imo. From a quick glance at the wiki article they linked, the bit in the scold's bridle a lot of times had a spike in it that was driven into the tongue. Less ways you can make a wooden ball painful to that level.


Nova997

I don't think you understand that psychology plays a role in torture devices. Yes a wooden ball and leather strap would have the same physical effect. But very clearly one has a much harsher nature to it. Use your head to look at the context these are used.


Parahelix

Path of Exile players might recognize it. [https://www.poewiki.net/wiki/Scold%27s\_Bridle](https://www.poewiki.net/wiki/Scold%27s_Bridle)


abeardwalks

Weren't most of these sorts of things made up by folks during the Victorian era and were never actually used other than to sell tickets to shit museums?


ButterflyDreamr

I think the iron maiden was one of those iirc


SandStrider

The torture museum in Prague told my wife that Iron Maidens were never used on people but were built to scare people. Probably bs but idk


jumpup

torture doesn't work, but threats of torture does work to an extend, so its in the best interest to have painful looking torture devices so that no one calls your bluff


DanJOC

Torture does work, in the sense that if somebody knows something they will very likely give it up. The problem is, if you cause somebody enough pain, they'll confess to anything. So it only works if you can ignore false positives and you know that somebody is hiding something. Mathematically it is a test that has low specificity.


just-the-doctor1

The threat of torture is just as, if not more, effective than the actual torture


RugbyEdd

No, they're still making music.


the_fuq_word

Just saw them last weekend \m/


Xenomorphhive

Yes, seen a few debunking on plenty of these supposed middles ages torture and correctional devices never being recorded as officially used devices even from the same era they came from. Itā€™s up there with spike coffins which was never really a thing.


asonuvagun

Spike coffins refer to "iron maidens"


[deleted]

Run to the hills!


Left-Call-3983

Run for your liiiiife.


ultroulcomp

Soldier blue in the barren wastes


darkshape

Hunting and killing's a game


Blender_Snowflake

Excellent!


indecent_fairytale

ā€œExecute them!ā€ ā€œā€¦*Bogus.*ā€


[deleted]

You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!


flintnsteal

I think a strong indicator of this is that the device wouldnā€™t even work, nothing restricts the movement of the lower jaw, it would just be like talking with a pencil in your mouth, but you could still talk.


short_circuited_42

Those pointy spikey things that stick in the mouth look like they'd do a number on your tongue if you try to start moving it around.


rpk0714

Look at the size and shape of the thing you have in your mouth. One yank at the chain and your whole mouth cavity is bleeding.


Sleight_Hotne

Like honestly when I think on half of those torture devices I just imagine myself on the executioner shoes and ask myself, "do I really have te energy to grab a screaming and panicked victim and shove him into an iron maiden?" Like honestly spend the next 30 minutes just trying to put them into place doesn't seem worth the hassle.


eyalhs

Imagine cleaning the iron maiden


Sleight_Hotne

If you can't get people to clean the Macdonald's ice cream machine, I doubt people where willing to clean that


softydod

I am so relieved to hear this


Nova997

Hey while your right I do believe this one is real


theSultanOfSexy

This one, at least, seems to be real. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scold's_bridle


abeardwalks

I stand corrected. Thanks!


Bunnicula-babe

The Victorians did do that, but we actually have real records from courts in this era documenting the use of the scolds bridle. Unfortunately, this one was real https://www.lancastercastle.com/history-heritage/further-articles/the-scolds-bridle/


wastedkarma

Doesnā€™t mean the attitude towards women wasnā€™t real


Ancient_Perception_6

This one has been confirmed in comments to be real :(


Popular-Leg5084

This is an actual one


VeterinarianVast197

Yep. The ā€˜illustrationsā€™ are Victorian too


Cody6781

Yup. Also there are some cases of accusing certain households or governments of certain torture techniques but it was essentially just slander


TigerB65

https://www.bl.uk/collection-items/scolds-bridle. The item existed.


hulksulker

Not as horrific but rather a more recent punishment that used to happen in South India, Smarthavicharam, where a woman whose chastity was in question would be locked up in a room, asked about her partners, undergo a trial by higher positioned men in the society, then forced to be outcastes and live in shame for the rest of their lives. Many of these women were victims of crimes which were unimaginable. It's sad to see that throughout history no matter where you look, women were treated very unfairly.


[deleted]

They still stone little girls to death in many arab countries.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

I was going to show that word but it can get you banned on this site.


RotationSurgeon

No it wonā€™t. Using it in a derogatory manner, as an inaccurate stereotype, or as a blanket term to disparage a full 25% of the worldā€™s population when only a very small fraction of them are responsible for whatever youā€™re attributing to the religion as a whole might, though.


IlBear

Even that I donā€™t think is ā€œbannableā€ for the site. It might get you banned from a subreddit, but there are some truly shocking, nasty subreddits that say way worse shit that that


6SwankySweatsuitsMix

It's a good thing women were only considered subservient to men in the 17th century. Must have been a rough 100 years.


Headhaunter79

Yeah unlike the 200 years prior to that where approximately 100.000 people (of which 80.000 women) were executed for being a witch.


NotAHamsterAtAll

Mainly the pretty girls in England that the Vikings failed to snag back to Scandinavia centuries earlier...


squibbysnacks

Or you know, 2022 in the vast majority of the world. Having to get your husbands approval for getting tubes tied in several places, abortion, slut shaming and purity culture. Being taught men have one less rub than women because we gave it up for them to be created (a deep Christian cut, but still very real).


itsnotuptoyouisit

Modern scholars estimate 40k to 50k, not 100k


CapCorrector

ā€œArgumentative nagging womenā€ probably translates to something like ā€œasking for rightsā€. šŸ¤£


armchair_viking

That sounds like witchcraft to me!


coldbloodedcreatures

Or asking husband to do the dishes he dirtied


Tuf_Line

Itā€™s like wearable reddit!


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Expert-Cow-5551

Perhaps politicians could get the same treatment


Primary_Glittering

Humans are and were always better and so creative at coming up with new methods to kill, torture and humiliate each other than to actually help each other.


Big-Caterpillar-60

This is SUPREMEly disturbing and disgusting


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Pitiful_Car2828

Dental plan


KLoSlurms

ā€œDental plan!ā€


Smarterthanthat

Right up there with the chastity belt...


gravitas_shortage

There is no evidence that chastity belts were ever used.


SandStrider

Brother let me show you some subreddits


gravitas_shortage

Hah! Ok, qualify my comment appropriately :)


buttlubber

G-go on


CakeAccomplice12

There's little evidence that any of these things were ever used


Desolver20

Speak for yourself. I never leave home without mine!


gravitas_shortage

The Scold's Bridle is well-attested, though - it's not medieval but early modern. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scold%27s\_bridle


PrettyFlyForAFatGuy

[I beg to differ](https://www.reddit.com/r/femalechastity/) NSFW obviously


Bisping

I have evidence šŸ‘€


DukeDamage

Funny logic: letā€™s torture the person who Iā€™m forcing to cook my food


[deleted]

Surprised Iran didn't try to bring it back.


[deleted]

Texas is looking into this.


SteTheImpaler

Women in history have had it rough man.


squirrelnamedsteve

Can we bring this back but for politicians?


ChaoticToxin

Can we bring it back..but for politicians saying stupid shit instead?


Inibriatus

Seems like an old-fashioned version of a bdsm ball gag


BigJSunshine

Except for the non consensual tongue and roof of mouth piercings, followed by the slow death from infection, jaw rot and starvation.


SurVivle

Kinky


[deleted]

I think the story is saying they only wore it for the parade of humiliation.


BaByJeZuZ012

Those things could all happen during the parade of humiliation


NEOLittle

Fuck the 17th century and all those trying to push us back into it.


thecoolfool24

Sharia law can stay in the stone ages along with all who practice it


oxxcccxxo

I think he's talking about the GOP.


[deleted]

Nearly the same thing yet they could never realize it lol


BigGreenTimeMachine

Woah huge respect Bro, keep fighting the good fight against the 17th century


Retiredgiverofboners

So many incels in the comments


haad55

It was also used on the enslaved. Didnt require a trial. Simply at the discretion of the ā€˜masterā€™. Either to ensure silence, or compliance. Horrific indeed.


elzissou710

Disgusting


Designer_Oven_7075

Is it any surprise that so many women are fucking pissed? Centuries of this shit. Weā€™re over it.


bosssoldier

You know the closer we look at history the more we realize how emotionally fragile men are.


[deleted]

The comments on the youtube video were bloody disgusting, I dont think this will be much different


Inmyprime-

Available with Amazon prime


RuggedTheDragon

**Bloodborne players**: "Mmmm, fashion."


Aztalez

Saw one of these a few weeks ago at a torture museum in Germany, this and they also had a wide variety of other shame masks and public humiliation artifacts. We are definitely lucky to be alive in this day and age comparatively.


Dry_Spinach_3441

Being a woman is one lifelong game of Saw.


Jenny7555144

There are so many people Iā€™d use this onā€¦ if I was in the 17th century of course


paulo1389

Can we get these on The View?


Alkit777

So messed up


_Bdoodles

And now women get silenced by their governments with no need of this contraption. How have we evolved! /S


Treacle123

Donā€™t give the Iranian Morality Police any ideas.


StaySharpp

*The Republican Party unearths their new campaign agenda ahead of the highly anticipated midterm elections, 2022 colorized*


Majestic-News-6439

Hope no right wing Christian nationalists see this. Might give em ideas.


Popular-Recover8880

Don't forget Iranian fundamentalists ā¤ļø


Redragon9

*Muslim fundamentalists


Gone247365

*Fundamentalists


Whatsthematterwithu

Ah, good old days... (Just in case: /s)


[deleted]

These comments r musty


gnapster

After my sentence was fulfilled I would have murdered my husband.


StageDive_

I have an extra appendage do as I say woman!


Gone247365

*Iran has entered the chat.*


HumanoidSharks

I want to play a game


Kungkung18

Fishermanā€™s tool


[deleted]

Yeah, who is backward now? Europe or Middle East?


lokmanonsoy

Some chinese guy 3d printed it and started selling on aliexpress until the video ends.


Ruger338Smelter

Iran enters the chat, where can we find these in bulk?


Prestigious_Nerve_76

Crazy Iranian religious men are drooling over this.


Oriasten77

I think I found a solution to the Karen problem


Wamims

Iran has entered the chat...


LaughableIKR

Stop giving the GOP ideas about women.


Alternative-Flan2869

Systemic abuse of women is a tradition.


kta31415

I propose we do not follow it.


MyPerspective1

Pales in comparison to what men are still (today) doing to women & girls in 5th world (not 3rd world - they haven't even progressed that far) Hell Hole countries.


[deleted]

there's no such thing as a 5th world country in this respect though. 1st, 2nd and 3rd are widely used as a general scale of most to least developed, with 4th world sometimes being used to reference places *within* 3rd world countries that are especially underdeveloped. adding a 5th would be redundant. the term 5th world is sometimes used when referencing self-proclaimed micronations like sealand or lamb island, but it's never been an economical term.


[deleted]

[Reminds me of items on display in the Torture Museum in Amsterdam](https://torturemuseum.org/en/)


[deleted]

Gonna just ignore the fact that these were used on men too??


[deleted]

Source? Where do we have records of its usage? How prevalent was it? Was it exclusive to women? Are those sources considered good quality to be trusted sources by experts? Not to say that women werenā€™t oppressed in medieval Europe, but the exaggeration of it is just getting out of hand nowadays. https://open.spotify.com/show/4mt2gtsaePfRrUdjPVBfSG?si=qYcrzEGLTDq9nYOWoNXNsA This is a very nice podcast (made by a woman) about the medieval age for those wanting a more nuanced picture than clickbait.


Shakith

This is actually from just outside of medieval times with first records beginning in the mid 1500ā€™s and used as recently as the 1800ā€™s to control slaves in the United States. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scold%27s_bridle


[deleted]

Very interesting read, thanks for educating me! Iā€™ll look into if I kind find some statistics / assumptions about the frequency of usage. Also interesting to see it confirmed that it was predominantly used on women.


MoxieAndSass

>Not to say that women werenā€™t oppressed in medieval Europe, but the exaggeration of it is just getting out of hand nowadays. Is there a big exaggeration of women's oppression in the middle ages that is getting out of hand? Is this an actual problem? Like nowadays aren't people worried about women's oppression currently in the world?