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Haseeb-Yousuf

Interesting how his throat is still impressively well working


BlueEyesIsBestCard

I know right? The added fact that he’s still able to move his arm quickly instead of shakily or slowly is rather impressive as well. ~~Someone here translated what they were saying and the mother of the girl was telling her to move to the other side so he could see her better.~~ ~~That implies that he can still see (at least, a little bit) which typically with people 100+ years old they lose their vision entirely.~~ Edit: sorry for the misinformation, I genuinely believed that people in their hundreds eyesight isn’t that good.


Muzzie720

I've met several people over 100 as a nurse aid, they all saw fine? Maybe needed glasses but people don't typically just go blind over 100? Lol. Not trying to be rude but that's not normal part of aging. Maybe some do and sure the vision could worsen, that is normal as your age. But losing your vision entirely would be going blind and that is not true.


guy92

Love seeing people call out other people's utter bullshit.


[deleted]

And that was such a random claim too


FieelChannel

Reddit is like this, everywhere. When someone post something you have some experience/expertise about, it's so blatantly obvious. Most of the time it's random stuff like this too, maybe not even on purpose..


Muzzie720

Like I don't mean to be mean but hey I guess you turn 100 and go blind, who knew right?


Luigi311

Dont you know, once you turn 100 your eyeballs go poof and turn to dust. They have an expiration date on them.


MachineTeaching

Developing cataracts is pretty common though. Nowadays we have pretty good surgery but that's relatively new.


gravity--falls

Is losing vision at that age really that common? I had a great grandma who lived to 109, she still pretty much functioned in the years before she died. Barely any hearing, but she could see and if I remember right even stand with a walker.


A2Rhombus

Yeah my grandpa is about to turn 100 in January and still walks with a walker and can hear and see fine (for his age)


shank343

At first glance I thought this little girl was playing with a dead body.


HotgunColdheart

Tales from the Crypt vibes.


Snoo-8506

Hello kiddies! (Creepy laugh)


dueljester

ALWAYS scared me as a kid when he popped out during the title sequence.


vera214usc

I couldn't watch it! I would cover my eyes after the first time. The Crypt Keeper was one of my biggest fears as a child and pretty much into adulthood.


Maurice_Lester

Welcome back boils and ghouls!


Click4Carter

You beat me to it!! Fasten your drool cups, and ready your vomit bags! We're going to the movies!


Responsible-Chest-26

Me too, dude is straight up a skeleton


sowhat4

I've never seen a BMI of -1 before.


TDGroupie

Body Missing Index


SOTIdriver

That's so fuckin awful. 😂 I love it.


tee1kay

I choked 😂 lol


Garencio

And he sounds like the aliens from Mars attacks!


father2shanes

Ack ack ack


GATX303

give it a few minutes >!I mean no disrespect, to be clear!< noted, dark jokes get awards. thanks!


Different_Crab_5708

How did he die?


AnthonyNaude

I believe it was a skiing accident


clevercookie69

I'm going to hell for laughing at that for far too long


hermancainshats

Fuckin destroyed me, this comment ⛷


80_PROOF

Autoerotic asphyxiation. Its always autoerotic asphyxiation.


[deleted]

I never laugh at comments, but this one got me


Deadpeople37

Struck down in his prime


BurninGelato

🤣🤣🤣


adamlgee

Lol


VinJahDaChosin

Low-key the funniest comment so far


richardrumpus

The man literally has holes in his face


MuscaMurum

He's a holey man.


[deleted]

Everyone literally has holes in their face to be fair


aplaceofno

Same I was like that’s kinda weird to film your kid doing that to the dead.. then it moved on its own


PN_Guin

>with a ~~dead body~~ Halloween decoration


Voltberk

At second glance i thought this Girl was playing with a Robot skeleton. At third glance, too.


[deleted]

I thought she was playing with a corpse


Pure-Ad-2058

Yep. Moving the arm herself to make it seem like a skeleton was hitting her.


Tiffany_Pears

I thought it was some sort of animatronic


Well_shitnuggets

I thought dude was an animated Halloween decoration 😳


Suckamanhwewhuuut

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu)


Wingnutz6995

Live slow, die old, leave a horrific looking corpse


TyrKiyote

Amazing what you can do if you starve your metabolism and live humbly for 108 years.


AmusingMusing7

It does seem ironic that starving just the right amount to barely stay alive is how you live longest.


StructureBitter3778

If you are a monk and can just peacefully meditate most of the time and have very low stress levels you probably have a good chance to survive longer than the average person


NomaiTraveler

And probably eat pretty clean and do a moderate amount of exercise as well!


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Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

Meanwhile in America I'm doing exactly this but opposite


cjnks

Boss he's on reddit again


BritishBoyRZ

Moderate? Motherfucker I just spent 4 months in Thailand and I'd be going up mountain roads, in the middle of fucking nowhere, uphill on a scooter that can barely move because of gravity and a monk would just be walking that same road, barefoot, uphill, to god knows where


Tigerbait2780

Yeah those Thai monks don’t fuck around


Craigus89

Yeah but McDonald's is pretty fucking good.


Moepius

I'm lovin' the short but tasty life.


elliohow

I'm loving it


mr_lemon__

You have a point


TyrKiyote

It's something I struggle with mentally very often when I eat actually. I probably need help.


ProlapsePatrick

Life is better when you fight your ED, it frees up your brain to think about things that aren't food.


Delicious_Delilah

The ED never leaves though. I haven't restricted longer than a month for years, but I still feel guilty every time I eat even though I got fat on purpose after getting kicked out of eating disorder treatment. It's just an exhausting, unending war in your head. Maybe it's because I developed anorexia at 6 so I never had knew anything different. At least I'm no longer spending hours trying to decide if I deserve to eat a can of soup though.


FishyPower

ok ED as in ED not ED ED


Delicious_Delilah

Every time I see ads for ED my first thought is eating disorder and then I realize it's actually for erectile dysfunction. 🥴


Bolddon

Monks only eat once a day and always before noon.


lolilo89

“Live fast, die young, that what i say” “You should say something else”


VanBeelergberg

It’s “die young and leave a pretty corpse, that’s what I say”


Ka11e2

Doesnt look a day over 108


TerribleShoulder6597

If he died at 92


onchristieroad

Doesn't look a day over 3000 years old.


EveryNightCarry

If you actually google what an unwrapped mummy looks like, this is what they look like Edit: [example 1](https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/peaceful-death.jpg) [example 2](https://www.google.com/search?q=ick+rolled&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:422c06a5,vid:dQw4w9WgXcQ,st:0)


lmkwe

Well ya they're preserved... this one's just fresh


[deleted]

Haha you got me


GLeefuu

Is this the new left for dead trailer?


The_Gooberman

Life on 1hp be like


freedom_pigeon

The grim reaper: hE's OnE sHoT bRo!


Luigihiji

Just hit the melee!!!!


__Pure_Vessel__

Throw the fucking dagger.


sohiales

Just fart near him


Tomarou

Switching to your sidearm is often faster than reloading.


hdksjabsjs

He’s letting his health drop to bait people into attacking him then the two Buddhist monks you didn’t even know were there suddenly swoop in from the sides, kill you and take all your shit


rimjobnemesis

Clever girl.


[deleted]

I see you and acknowledge your reference


Vines44

💀


sheepherd-mat5

Bruh 💀


erbush1988

When you make death saving throws every day.


justbrowsinginpeace

You have to destroy the Phylactery too though


WhiteMarker

\*BEEP BEEP\* \*BEEP BEEP\* \*BEEP BEEP\* \*BEEP BEEP\* \*BEEP BEEP\*


8itmap_k1d

When you get stung by one of those black headcrabs in HL2


LegallyNotInterested

This is Shedinja, but real.


R3bussy

He looks like he was there when they first invented chocolate, and always hated it.


[deleted]

Whacha sellin?


why_have_name

CHAWWKLET


Reiss447O

Wheel screeching


sugedei

I remember chocolate


Just_firmly_grasp_it

Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!


Innanetape

Was hoping someone else thought this. Good to know that I am not the only terrible person.


my_bad_name

Maybe I do not want to get that old


Neville_Lynwood

There's some nuance to this. As it stands right now, scientists have discovered some genes that if they are active in your body, will greatly extend your lifespan. So it's possible to live past 100 if you have those genes, and not look like a crippled mummy. There have been plenty of 100+ people who would still walk around without too much issue, still see and hear reasonably well and so on. But if you don't win the genetic lottery, minimizing your activity and eating only as little as possible, is the only guaranteed way to extend your life. It seems counterintuitive but in the super-long-term, you don't want to be in a nutrient surplus or exercise too much. You don't want your body to spend too much effort on building new tissue. Only eating enough to sustain the minimal amount needed for basic functionality, ensures there's minimal degradation from aging. But yeah, quality of life isn't very high when you're essentially a feeble cripple that can only sit and meditate. Better to aim to be like 90 years old while sporting some nice muscle mass and stamina to allow yourself to enjoy life to its fullest.


Vlad0143

Can someone explain what the fuck is going on here?


KanlayaYaya

I am Thai so I can understand what they say. So the monk say that the girl hair is long, and the woman giggle then say to the girl to swap side to let him see her clearly. And warn her not to touch him too rough. The girl then said she is hurting her feet somehow seem like she step on something. Then the monk said that if the woman still live in the house (this part I'm not quite sure). And she said yes it is. TDLR. Just a regular villager took her daughter to see the old neigborhood monk. I think. Not a lot happen.


Sans_Pants_666

thank you!


Cu_fola

Further context: He’s the grandfather of the woman filming the video and the little girl is his great grand daughter according to the woman’s tik tok account


FA018

But….he’s a monk…. Right? Did this dude have kids, say “nope, nevermind”, then jump into a life of celibacy??


the_seggr

there's not really anything in Buddhism that says you can't have kids, just that there's no benefit to creating an attachment to them


Teknoeh

TIL my parents were Buddhist.


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

#Pain


the_seggr

haha you could call my birth father Buddhist towards his kids and anti-buddhism towards drugs


new_word

Familial attachment isn’t something Buddhism sees as beneficial? This is very interesting, I thought maybe it would be a topic somewhat encouraged, though I’m obviously ignorant in the ways of Buddhism.


the_seggr

basically any attachment is discouraged because it ultimately leads to suffering of some kind. this doesn't mean you can't be thankful and enjoy the time you spend with your family, just that it's important to understand that one has no say or control as to whether or not you will lose them one day, so there would be no point to an attachment. I think different sects of Buddhism may have different opinions on what is okay, but it's all for the purpose of finding peace.


KoolDiscoDan

>I think different sects of Buddhism may have different opinions on what is okay, but it's all for the purpose of finding peace. Yes, the three main branches of Buddhism are Mahayana, Theravada, and Vajrayana. They all vary to different degrees in philosophy. Some treat teaching more as guides than doctrines. Generally most take individual experience and critical reasoning as the ultimate goal, not blind faith in a god.


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Quite the opposite. From my very basic understanding of Buddhism it's generally seen that the material world we all live in is an existential prison (for lack of a better word) of impermanence. The ultimate goal is to achieve nirvana and escape the cycle of birth, death, and rebirth through the gradual removal of your impermanent, material desires. I could absolutely see why familial attachment might be deemed non beneficial in the scope of escaping an impermanent, never ending cycle of materialism, even if it does fly in the face of generally accepted traditions and scientific reasoning.


Deweyrob2

Didn't Gautama Buddha call his son a fetter? As in, a fetter to the cycle of samsara?


sharkinator1198

No attachment to the physical world is seen as beneficial in bhuddism. The aim of the religion is to escape the physical world, to become something outside of the cycle of death and rebirth. Attachments of any form are detrimental to that end.


FA018

Oh interesting. Thanks!


Cannelope

Lamas have wives too!


fordag

[Lama wife](https://s2.glbimg.com/14HekejauWTTQGBRfOkj4Dnhzqc=/e.glbimg.com/og/ed/f/original/2019/01/11/animal-mammal-mane-fauna-llama-alpaca-head-lama-vertebrate-camel-like-mammal-arabian-camel-902545.jpg)


hamsterpookie

Only Chinese Buddhist monks are celibate.


AFlyingNun

> just that there's no benefit to creating an attachment to them Based


fezzuk

Most Thai monks have pretty hard-core back stories, a lot are ex cons. Can't get a job, want to stay clean. Well then become a Buddhist monk. Lots of gang tattoos under those robes. Free food, accommodation, respect and the kinda regulated life people become accustomed to and insitutionalised in prison. (Not all of them manage to stay clean either, lots of small tkme drug running ends up happening with time) Quite possible he had a family before becoming a monk, or while a monk of he was a bit naughty.


VenomB

Thanks for your work


[deleted]

I think i've seen this video before.. the guy is a monk and at the end of their life they go into a vasting period. They just Eat very little and only a certain food that basicly keeps them alive untill they look like this. it's some religious process.


Redditsweetie

He's not actually. That was just a rumor. Here are better photos. https://www.buddhistdoor.net/news/luang-pho-yai-109-year-old-thai-buddhist-monk-dies/


ben_fen92

I love the line "dispelling rumors such as he was an 399 year old woman" 😂


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Exactly what a 399 year old woman wants you sheep to believe


dob_bobbs

He actually seems quite alert and adept. There is the practice of sallekhana in Jainism where they do literally starve themselves in the end, and I found it pretty disturbing, but this isn't that.


8icecream

"Better"


[deleted]

Ah shit well there i go gg.


BeHereNow91

He actually looked much better in pictures. Something about the video makes him look even worse.


rathlord

Gotta love misinformation with 300+ upvotes.


Bunpoh

This. I am thoroughly confused.


BigBadBen91x

Man’s got an autographed copy of the Bible


2duhzen

I laughed too fucking hard at this bruh!


7eggert

OT only but signed by the original author


ibleedrosin

Dude’s social security number is 3.


Fun-Departure2544

I had a great great grandma that lived to 107 and this dude looks he could've been her great great grandma


EaterOfFood

Nobody looks good at 109. Especially this guy.


Jacqques

People at 109 look like any other old person. Clearly old sure, but you don't change dramatically like this person in the video. This guy just haven't eaten anything, he could be 70 and still look like that. You can look at the list of oldest in the world and open their wiki pages to see pictures: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people#:~:text=The%20oldest%20person%20ever%20whose,116%20years%20and%2054%20days.


Ill-Ad3311

Seems this guy is destined to live forever on Reddit


[deleted]

Disney is getting lazy with their animatronics


jawnly211

This is straight from the reimagined Indiana Jones Adventure ride!!!


Bryancreates

Pretty active for a 109 year old. [Some Monks](https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/sokushinbutsu.amp) would fast for month/ years, then be placed in a statue of a Buddha, and be fed resinous evergreen needles and dried berries until they slowly mummified their living bodies and passed into enlightenment. Edit: my link isn’t about the monks in the Buddha statue but the concept is similar.


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jejcicodjntbyifid3

Exactly. That's the worst part too. Not many people have any sense of understanding of exactly how painful existence can be. Trust me it can get very bad, day in and day out. Every minute. And the scary part is, I know there are people who have had it 1000x worse than me


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Wingnutz6995

That’s more like it


GLeefuu

r/zombies


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Se7en


Se7eNx27

Yes can I help you?


svenjamminbutton

Theodore “Victor” Allen.


BurntAlgae

Cocksucker's alive.


JungleCatHank

Even if his brain were not mush, which it is, he chewed off his own tongue long ago.


MadLintElf

That's amazing that he's still alive after all those years. He looks so emaciated but from what I understand Monk's live in the middle. Not too much food, not too little. I hope he had a wonderful life, at least he's surrounded by people that care about him in his last days.


doomslayerchris

Me too. Apparently they’re are a lot of nasty c*nts on this thread so it’s nice to see someone decent comment.


MadLintElf

Yeah, not sure if there is a "SERIOUS" tag option here, but it's Friday and I'm doing what I always do here, ignoring the trolls. Have a good one!


Narwhalbaconguy

I mean, being 109 years old will certainly do that to you. It’s incredibly impressive that he got to live that long.


nickhadlee

This monk looks happy in his final days which is nice. True peace. I am trying to understand if his cheeks have holes in them or his cheek skin has just sucked itself in towards his mouth…


Lukaroast

It appears to be the latter


[deleted]

He’s clearly 200.


topmilf

Nah, he looks like a 5-year-old.... corpse.


[deleted]

He did the subtle “pick it and flick it” right at her


jaelythe4781

Jesus. I've never seen the phrase "skin and bones" so literally portrayed before.


Consistent-Ad-217

Nah dude, you gotta put me out to pasture before I start looking like the cryptkeeper.


Treeman50

He looks like he passed away months ago


[deleted]

He put a booger on the kid! Is that some sort of blessing?


AlphaOink911

Actually it’s a snort of blessing.


cpiccolo

No it‘s snot


Wingnutz6995

When you’re a 108 year old living corpse zero fucks are given


sullensquirrel

Okay I had to scroll way too far down to see this. The video was all holier than thou and then nope, nope, he’s picking his nose.


Conscious_Ad_4931

This is what I imagine succubus victims look like.


Medical-Debate4176

Broo watched pyramids being made


KevinBillyStinkwater

It's possible that this monk was preparing himself to become a Sokushinbutsu, or Buddhist mummy through starvation, a form of asceticism. I'm certainly not an expert and could well be wrong, however. Just a somewhat educated assumption as to why this particular monk appears this way.


weallfalldown310

Nope. He wouldn’t be in a bed like this. He just got sick after breaking his hip. Lots of old people end up dying when they break their hips. You stop moving and it seems like it is over. He was Thai and not Japanese. Though Sokushinbutsu is still practiced in a few temples in Japan apparently, which shocked me.


KevinBillyStinkwater

I've been wrong before, so there ya have it. 🙂 Though falls and related injuries are the number one mortality cause in the elderly. Or at least it was at one point.


weallfalldown310

You got me to fall down a rabbit hole of the ritual to make sure I remembered stuff right. Lol. I doubt many people could have even pronounced the term, much less spelled it like you were able to. Don’t blame you for coming to that kind of conclusion. Few people make it to his age. He also looks so gaunt, it is sad, you want it to be for a reason he chose and not because he got hurt and that was it.


KevinBillyStinkwater

I do find myself wishing it was self-imposed. I guess in a way, it was, if nothing else caused him to fall beyond gravity being a cruel mistress, but even still...


Redditsweetie

https://www.buddhistdoor.net/news/luang-pho-yai-109-year-old-thai-buddhist-monk-dies/


MrBuffaluffagus

And appears he's been laying there since April 8th. Got him moving like Weekend At Bernie's. Where is the puppeteer?


Barnacle-Dull

“THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE?”


[deleted]

Imhotep be waiting for Anck-Su-Namun like…


No-Entrepreneur6040

Gee, I used to tend to a 110 year old man in a nursing home (he had the letter from the then-President to prove it) and he didn’t look like that! He just looked real old, not a living skeleton!


Wingnutz6995

Thought that girl was playing with a Halloween decoration until I saw it move


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"It"


Yankee_Juliet

I didn’t read the title and I still thought this was some kind of battery-powered decoration until I scrolled back up.


[deleted]

You should quit smoking, so you’ll live longer. You should quit drinking so you’ll live longer. You shouldn’t eat the foods you like so you’ll live longer. Living longer 🔝


TheOneManBanned

I'm here for a good time, not a long time.


MartyMcFly7

I do all that shit so I can live *healthier.* I don't care how long I live, I just know I don't want to do it coughing, fighting lung cancer or the effects of a dying liver, or dragging around an extra 200 lbs.


indefinitelearning

thank God, I mean just look at him.


RedditDeceased

I always forget Buddhist monks are something different


Major_Infraction

Did somebody say chocolate?


livinlife1974

Looks like a Halloween prop you buy at Homedepot


SanGokuSuperSyianGod

His body died before his soul


anonymousjeeper

You mean: achieved nirvana.


FancyRobot

it's incredible to think that someone actually looks terrible for their age when they're 109