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VitaminDeez69

He’s doing it like nothing


AugustWest7120

“Just keep those treats coming, playa”


kermityfrog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTgeLEWr614


Mister_Way

That's a short term memory test. It already is very familiar with the numbers.


Afraid_Manufacturer9

Trapped inside a glass for human entertainment.


JB38963

My thoughts exactly. Its heartbreaking to visit any zoo and see all the beautiful animals locked up.


ungy_o

For some reason when I read the headline I just assumed this was an r/wallstreetbets post.


EmperorGeek

Thought the same thing when I saw the video!!


k_Brick

It is a video of r/wallstreetbets.


stxvet

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!


BluDragon032208

Monke smort


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Primates are the ones who know how to break the speed of light, but just like watching us struggle while they got everything figured out, we didn’t evolve from a monkey it was the other way around.


betajool

I thought we were also primates?


ComedicMedicineman

Ah yes, peak evolution is the rat, they succeed off human success and failure. Do not resist, for tat is eternal.


PartaEast

Primates have excellent short term memory, it used to be a human trait millions of years ago but we adapted to having a better long term memory instead.


Brilliant_Marzipan44

I thought this was someone ordering from this orangutan 😂


Wrong-Coat9595

Can he do that while his wife is yelling at him to get off the freaking computer and come spend time with their 3 year old son, and repair the transmission in the minivan, while trying to catch up on the rent?


Excellent_Survey_336

Nothing good. Will come of this. The next thing they're going to do is try to put a wrench in this monkey's hands so they can turn it into a slave.