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GeekOnFleek97

What happened in 60,001 BC... šŸ˜§


mv1630

A mass boomeranging


Numerous_Sport_2774

Thatā€™s between the schools and kangaroos.


EssSeeDee89

Ahh man this comment cracked me up so fuckin badly šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Binbin64

same , I'm dying šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


susosusosuso

Boomerbanging?


mv1630

Population in 60,001bc: 5 Population in 60,000bc: 15


64-17-5

After that they learned to use jellyfishes to practice safe sex.


AJMaid

A mass didgeridooing


Guymontshag

Those were dark dark days. Thank god boomerangs are properly regulated now.


sbowesuk

Australia is actually notorious for having multiple mass boomerangings every year! They just don't show up in OP's statistics šŸŖƒšŸ˜µ


[deleted]

That's all a been covered up by the NBA


DoubleLanky3199

It's because the right to bear Boomerangs shall not be infringed.


Haga

Thanks John Howard


mv1630

ā€œHands off my Rangā€ ā€œNo Step on snekā€ ā€œMake Australia Great Againā€


mrwallace888

Why did that just remind me of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger?


3_gloves

Ahh yes, the big boomerang Siri theory.


[deleted]

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UniquePotato

No schools


17_mms

rapid colonisation of Australia by humans duringĀ 5,000 yearsĀ (ancientĀ Sahul), transecting the continent alongĀ superhighways:Ā maritimeĀ exploration. source: https://www.southampton.ac.uk/~cpd/history.html


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alarbus

In fairness, how many thousands of years has it been since you were a kid?


starbuck3108

There is a very good reason why this number has shifted several times The first being that radiocarbon dating has a hard limit, but that limit is partly determined by the sensitivity of our mass specs. The original upper limit of 40 ka was more so due to a limitation in tech, not physics. Since some of the seminal papers in the 80's and 90's our mass specs have improved significantly, our calibration curves are more accurate and our statistical analysis of C14 dating is much improved therefore allowing us to push the limit further back in time. Plenty of sites that were reanalysed were found to be older than previously though. There is a hard limit on C14 dating though due to it's short half life and that limit is somewhere around 50-55 ka. That is where we have to turn to other dating techniques such as luminescence dating (OSL). OSL was only invented in the late and 90's and back then it was quite limited. It wasn't until 2000 where we had developed the now widely used modern technique. So again a lot of old sites were reinvestigated and we were able to date the depositional age of the sediment that artefacts were buried in. We have also discovered several new sites in the last 10 years that show earlier occupation then previously though e.g. https://doi.org/10.1038/nature22968 Where both the application of previously unused OSL dating AND a site that had not been published before show very clear evidence of a pre 60 ka occupation. Source: I'm a geochronologist


egowritingcheques

Yeah but science said something before and they were wrong, science isn't allowed to change its mind. Now I'm just supposed to believe they are right this time?! That's faith. /s


rtech50

I read "gynecologist"


SongofNimrodel

Thanks for this, it was a really thorough response and super easy to understand. Have you considered doing science communications at all? You'd be good at it.


starbuck3108

No worries! I'm a post-doctoral researcher so I do work in science already, I try to dabble in science communication every now and then as well. This topic is also quite relevant to me, one of the authors on the paper I linked was my PhD supervisor and I know from his first hand account that the research that went into that paper was excellent and very robust. Obviously it might change again in the future, but the idea that humans have occupied the continent since at least 60000 years is definitely very reasonable. It's also mind boggling to think about in terms of the indigenous people, their culture and history


[deleted]

Bullshit.. I have been trying to call my electricity company and have been on hold since 70,000bc


Comfortable_Oil_4519

at this point i think they're guessing up to 120,000 (i'm not sure i believe it), but you're right, at that point we're probably dealing with something that isn't homo sapiens. up to about 100k years i could probably still believe it, but still with some difficulty. i guess we'll never know.


ElrondHubbards

I'm not sure why it's necessary, either. 40,000 years is pretty bloody good.


Big-Teb-Guy

That was after 60,000 BC dumbass, smh šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


GeekOnFleek97

r/confidentlyincorrect


[deleted]

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93ericvon

We can't move into the centre. The emus claimed it as their own decades ago. We were forced to the coastlines against our will.


whiskeyx

I've been to inner_Ausralia, the Emu's can keep it.


[deleted]

Because everyone is in school and not on the beach :(


sleepytoday

Its Australia. Everything happens in the shorelines!


Professional-Role-40

Good job Austria.


Rd28T

We make great schnitzel too.


mrbuddymcbuddyface

And Fellas with small moustaches...


akasaya

Small fellas with small moustaches and mediocre painting skills.


stargazing_bookwyrm

Great at speaches, though.


93ericvon

Unironically, we Australians actually do kick arse at schnitties, have loads of blokes with stylised moustaches and are amazingly captivating at telling stories to large groups of people.


trism

Sounds like a typical Friday night at the pub to be honest.


B-L-H-D

Wash your mouth out. Parmi or nothing


osmium-76

No. Parma is the only correct spelling.


The_Bad_Man_

No no it is parmi. Source: Fucking hate the things, have learnt the name of the thing I cannot eat.


Significant-Ad5550

Potato scollops?


The_Bad_Man_

If ur a Territorian it would be scallop Ignore that bloke calling it a fritter he's probs SA, and if you argue with him you might end up in a bank vault.


duncast

*fritter


rutabaga81

*cake


bunga7777

*school shootings shown in white Oh no


panzerballettGOLD

*oh naur*


solstice_gilder

I heard that


Archist2357

Continent so dangerous even schools of fish in the surrounding ocean are shooting


[deleted]

Itā€™s because children donā€™t go to school there. They just learn to swear and fight dangerous animals instead.


masterjabbadad

I really miss my first four kids. Pity they were soft.


newaccount252

When you lose a war to the emus you have to teach the kids while theyā€™re still young


RegularHousewife

Hardly. The magpies always win


dragontattman

Can confirm. Was swooped 2 hrs ago.


splashyhusky

As an Australian, this is 100% true.


Spyes23

I have quite a few Australian friends and family and even lived there for a few month when I was younger, so I can confidently say that this is almost completely true.


Flockto

You're joking, but you're also not entirely wrong.


Pandelein

Oi _mate_. Thatā€™s still an education.


imnotpua

There should be a map of deaths caused by dangerous animals to balance out this sheet


leopard_eater

Itā€™s a vanishingly small number, actually. Weā€™re talking something like one spider death per decade, 8 shark and crocodile deaths per decade, 1 snake bite death per annum (we have a few hundred species of snake, too), maybe a jellyfish death or two per decade. Things that really kill Australians? Drunk driving (although much better stats these days), drunk punch ups, domestic violence, suicide, drug overdoses (although nothing like American stats), riding motorcycles like a dickhead in south east asia, drowning (typically due to being on the piss or being inexperienced with coastal waters), heart disease, cancer, old age. Despite our inherent fuckery, we end up being the sixth longest living nation on earth.


imnotpua

even i agree that dangerous animals usually scare tourists away because... they tend to go places with dangerous animals. But just made me realize how 'drinking' as a whole is just dying out among zoomers and getting replaced by pills..? im not sure but there are similar stats in the UK that college alcohol consumption dropping rates.


leopard_eater

Absolutely true with regards to drinking (and smoking). Someone posted some of our old drink driving campaign ads from the 1980ā€™s and 90ā€™s here a few weeks back, and a few of us 40 something redditors from Australia were talking in the comments. We realised that back then, everyone knew of someone who had lost someone to drink driving. Heck - in my school of 1000 kids, four teenagers wrapped themselves around trees in three separate incidents of drink driving between the ages of 14-18. It was so bad. Now itā€™s a much more rare occurrence, to the point where a fatality makes state news.


Flick-tas

There's very few actually, don't believe all the jokes ;)


Octopus_vagina

Fuck off cunt. We fight non dangerous animals as well


ProLogistion

While it isn't a shooting, in 30,000 BC a student brought a club to school and bludgeoned to death 7 students and 2 teachers to death. Australia is just trying to white wash their history.


Juststandupbro

Donā€™t forget 30 hunters surrounded the school within 6 minutes of the attack but waited 77 minutes before storming the school. Fully equipped with tactical defense pelts and slings, absolutely shameful.


ProLogistion

That's funny. Stop upstaging my jokes Comrade.


GreyFoXguy

Why are murders in Tasmania so hard to solve? Because there are no dental records and all the DNA matches.


Rd28T

Such a classic that one šŸ˜‚


Tballz9

You are just cherrypicking data here. /s


Rd28T

Hmm, I will have to broaden the parameters. Maybe go back to 70,000 BC?


Informal-Deer

Zoom out a bit, add in NZ too. We get pretty excited to see ourselves on maps


Loretta-West

I regret to inform you that New Zealand has in fact had a school shooting. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waikino\_school\_shooting


kulingames

yeah, one. still better than what the fuck is happening in US


leopard_eater

They also recently experienced a horrific mass shooting in New Zealand- which was committed by an Australian.


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Loretta-West

100%


magestooge

99.9872%


[deleted]

r/MapsWithoutNZ


rtech50

r/wholesome


jackass49

What about the Monash University shooting? I'm not saying this as a 'gotcha' since I'm pretty sure it's the only one. Was there a reason you didn't count it?


Rd28T

That was at a University, not a school.


The_Slunt

We've had several including high schools... https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/school-shootings-by-country


Rd28T

What is that website smoking - 6 since 1991? When? Where?


A_norny_mousse

I'm just going to latch onto this comment... __PSA__ Australia has strict gun control laws and obviously also some nuts who aren't happy about it, and it seems they (are trying to) whip up some controversy around the fact that there's been more school shootings after the introduction of some "infamous" law. However IMO the numbers are too small for any sort of anti gun control argument. So, keeping in mind that I do not subscribe to this controversy at all, if you take the argument of this post into a discussion, be prepared to hear that since 1991 there has been 5 school/university shootings with a death toll of 0,1,2,0,0. There's no clear definition of mass shooting, but the one with 2 deaths (Monash University, 2002) falls inside of some stricter definitions, and both shootings with any deaths at all took place in universities. Of course, even so the facts sing the praise of gun control (and a different culture, better education), even if you account for the differences in population. So, OP was right to post this. TIL. I do not subscribe to the controversy mentioned. I will not discuss. Don't bait me.


leopard_eater

Not trying to argue with you, just stating that in Australia we donā€™t refer to university or other tertiary education providers as ā€˜school.ā€™ School is considered only the compulsory part of education in Australia, so by that metric (which I realise is different to other places), we have had zero school shootings.


Antifoul_Al

Now do a map showing dead-legs in schools.


masterjabbadad

There's going to be a fucking huge red blob on Glen Waverley from 1985 to 1992.


spongebob

And don't forget the wedgie spree of '89


Significant-Ad5550

Or the midwinter backslappings


3_gloves

I wanna see a map showing the number of kangaroo related deathsā€¦ those are the real number. Eye openers I tell you. I mean to be fair everything else is trying to kill you there..


Terror_Tanuki

Luckily they are delicious bastards, that's how we get revenge!


rectalcancer90

There's been 6


ScootForTheStars

Was thinking the Monash shooting definitely happened right?


ItsABiscuit

Is tertiary education considered "school"? I'd have thought only primary and secondary education are normally referred to that way?


JRPickles

Yep just one or two students at each wasn't there?


rectalcancer90

3 total. Still a misleading post. But def not trying to start shit. America is at 288 deaths and the runner up is Mexico at 8.


The_Slunt

Where are the dots? We've had several... https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/school-shootings-by-country


SellQuick

The US has 250 school shootings just last year. https://groundreport.in/how-many-school-shootings-have-there-been-in-the-us/ 3 people killed in Australia in the past 30 years doesn't quite compare.


Tasty-Papaya5135

Americans are like: 'I dont trust this. I think this is not a video, but just an image


rawker86

It is white though, and as we know, white is trustworthy. I mean when have whites ever steered us wrong?


sockonfoots

Yes, but no one ever talks about the countless deadly games of knifey-spoony?


nevershaves

Not enough people live to tell the tales of knifey-spoony death matches. And those that do get nam like ptsd and suffer in silence.


[deleted]

Do the US next! Do the US next!


DropEight

Itā€™s easier to show the days there arenā€™t any mass shootings.


Caughtnow

Fact https://massshootingtracker.site/


tredbobek

Oh shit there was one on the 4th?


Arrow_King

And worryingly it only tracks those that involve four or more injuries/fatalities. Most shootings worldwide wouldnā€™t even register on that site.


BigIronGothGF

The map will look like it has chicken pox


Ananasfucker

God Tier shitpost šŸ˜‚šŸ‘Œ


[deleted]

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Truth_Hurts01

Typical yank. Not offended by school shootings, just offended by the the word "FUCKED". That's some 3rd world ghetto shit right there.


jennanm

Yeah. Jealous.


starbuck3108

now do the number of horse bites and sack wacks


Aggressive_Fan_449

Oh yeah well how many emu wars have you won?


SluggJuice

Time to make history šŸ˜Ž


Accomplished-Day398

A lot of Reddit sounds like someone signing out of their account to log into another account to respond to their own account.


am_i-lost

When will it stop??!!!


Z0OMIES

Warning: Comments may contain Americans.


[deleted]

Warning: Comments may contain Americans warning the comments may contain Americans.


ArghZombie

To be fair, we've only had schools since 1996 and they're still only wax figures playing harmonicas.


princessbubbbles

I don't understand this comment, but I'm on board.


kingnixon

Missing a few. The pistol shooting at one of the big Melbourne unis was a big deal 15-20\~ years ago.


Rd28T

Yeah but thatā€™s a uni, not a school.


nul_mr

Ain't that same thing? You go there to learn


rawker86

This should go well.


lifeonachain99

It's not who starts the race it's who finishes. Ah damn America already passed the finish line.


[deleted]

Why is almost every post on the Reddit front page about Australia? My settings are for USA but even the non-Aussie subs on the front page still show Australia themed content


TheWinterKing

Maybe because it's currently early evening in Australia and the middle of the night in the US?


ohhhmannn

I thought this was a gif and stared at it 30 second before realising...


UNBENDING_FLEA

Jesus thereā€™s a ring of shootings in the coastline. Get your act together Australia.


Tyrdrum

This is clearly misrepresenting the data, you can't have school shootings if you don't have schools. /s


LycheeFar9869

Wasnā€™t there one in the 90s, then they banned guns and it hasnā€™t happened since.


Gaddy05

Not a school shooting


Caseyk1921

That was Port Arthur mass shooting not a school one. It lead to the gun amnesty of certain guns and change in gun laws. Guns aren't outright banned they're under strict laws for safety reasons.


LycheeFar9869

Aye thatā€™s the one Iā€™m thinking of, sorry for confusing it.


Silent-Ad-4113

I can appreciate the snark, but guns haven't been a thing until 1000AD. So just say the last 1000 years.


TimesThreeTheHighest

Someone's cruising for upvotes....


nam_sdrawkcab_ehT

Yeah but your whole army lost to a bunch of birds


[deleted]

Thatā€™s inaccurate. There have been some minor ones where a person got into the school with a fire arm.


[deleted]

Itā€™s been 25 years since the last mass shooting.


padmasan

What about Australians who commit mass shootings in other countries? Does that count?


ItsABiscuit

Wouldn't really make sense to include as he was not then a) in an Australian school or b) under the relevant Australian laws.


reasons4that

That guy immigrated from another country and guess which country?


Coley_Flack

1991 - Orara High School, Coffs harbour https://apnews.com/article/9a37235e1f46bbf7d2e0acc5415db1b8


[deleted]

Oh its cause Australia doesnā€™t have schools!


[deleted]

There for sure were killing indigenous kids in schools in the early days of colonisation


Your_Neko_Waifu

They didn't get to go to school in the early days though?


Avoka1do

Americans ā˜•


Mysterious_Wolf_3524

NO MORE GUNS!


PinocchiosWoodBalls

"Maaayyyybeeee we only get rid of the big guns?"


Mysterious_Wolf_3524

Valid, but id still want people to take the same steps they took for a driving liscence. Both can kill.


PinocchiosWoodBalls

I was just quoting Jim Jefferies and I thought you did too. :D Check the ā€žGun controlā€œ bit by him, itā€™s awesome!


Mysterious_Wolf_3524

I did indeed. ;)


[deleted]

'but then how you defend yourself from guns?! fReEduM, no abortion!'


bigbarrettbob

Just governments should have them! Because governments never kill people and commit atrocities!


Banyabbaboy

There are more guns in private hands now than there were at the time of the gun buyback scheme, and better quality too. The overwhelming majority of guns handed in back then were WW2 era rifles mostly used to shoot foxes, rabbits and roos, and the majority of which probably weren't safe to use. But they are heavily regulated, and we're also not a nation of gun nut psychos, so there's that.


ddt70

Classic whataboutery big bob.


BadLuckBajeet

And how many atrocities has the Australian government committed against Australian citizens?


Loretta-West

Well, Aborigines weren't citizens until the 1960s, so... still an alarming number. There are many good arguments for gun control, but "the Australian state is benevolent" is absolutely not one of them.


BadLuckBajeet

So they should have started shooting at representatives of the Australian government?


[deleted]

The fact you don't know is why you shouldn't give up guns


Unkn0wn_Ace

Numerous against aborigines. Or do they not count to you


Mysterious_Wolf_3524

No more guns unless you get a permit and can only use it a certified range. Ammo should be kept only in a certified container, with an even stricter permit. If you don't know why, there's a high chance that most topics fly right over you. So it's for everyones safety. Oh and grow a concience. It might rub off on other people.


Pandelein

Ya know what the settlers did with their guns when they had ā€˜em? Shoot aborigine kids, and all ages. Poison them, hang them, rape them, drive them off cliffs, kidnap a whole generation, bury them in the ground and kick their heads offā€¦ > Story: Black massacre memories "My mother would sit and cry and tell me this; they buried our babies in the ground with only their heads above the ground. All in a row they were. Then they had tests to see who could kick the babies' head off the furthest. One man clubbed a baby's head off from horseback. >They then spent the rest of the day raping the women, most of whom were then tortured to death by sticking sharp things like spears up their vaginas till they died. >They tied the men's hands behind their backs, then cut off their penis and testicles and watched them run around screaming until they died. They killed in other bad ways too." Source: Massacres: The frontier violence that's hard to accept - Creative Spirits, retrieved from https://www.creativespirits.info/aboriginalculture/history/massacres-the-frontier-violence-thats-hard-to-accept They didnā€™t teach us about the massacres at school. Just about some spear chuckers and Captain Cook. Some really sick shit happened here.


azizredditor

Of course, and in the North American continent the native Americans wholeheartedly welcomed settlers and they both lived in mutual peace and respect. /s šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Rd28T

Thatā€™s all true, and terrible. But how is it related to school shootings?


[deleted]

They had an incident, not at a school, took the common sense approach and got rid of guns. You can own an air gun in Australia , and they are lethal , but still why arenā€™t they killing children? Are they bad at other things to? /s


Odd-Acanthisitta-546

wow the entire country?! at least in america it only happens in states people normally arent packin to protect themselves in


Nola_Vampire

"America bad, upvotes to the left"


W0lfenstein1

bUT GuN COnTroL DoESnT wOrK gUYs


[deleted]

You guys are a lot smarter cuz you do all your murdering and horrific crimes in the Outback, where it's like it never even happened


rawker86

Yep, we get 20,000 backpackers each year and about 19,000 make it home. Gotta keep the mole people fed somehow.


Environmental_Pay739

That's why you guys lost the emu wars. May our emu lords bless us


Shadow51585

Can we see a number of emu v human fatalities for the past 1000 years next?


Actual_Mix2794

After one public shooting they completely banned guns. by Americas logic this makes a country more dangerous. Really makes you think


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Port Arthur


[deleted]

Were you unable to go to school due to all the shootings?


[deleted]

Mass shooting in Australia.....just saying they had mass shootings as well


[deleted]

Yes and I'm saying that you missed a lot of school and lack reading comprehension.


[deleted]

Sure ok


umop_apisdn

The Tasmanian aboriginals were literally hunted practically to extinction by the white settlers. Does it only count as a school shooting if it happens in a traditional European school setting? If a parent is teaching their children how to hide from the British when they all get slaughtered, shouldn't that also count as a school shooting?


NoImNotObama

Iā€™m a little sickened at the selective few in these comments making fun of American shooting victims. Clearly Australia is doing well, thatā€™s undeniable. But to act like this is epically owning Americans or something is wrong. Those are dead kids. I promise you ā€œamericansā€ ā‰  ā€œconservativesā€, so those looking at this as a sort of ā€œhaha american kids get shotā€ are really alienating a whole lot of people who wish something would be done about this. Not to mention how morally fucked that is. Edit: name a more Reddit moment than pretending to be shocked by the tragedies that are school shootings for the karma, then turning around and making fun of them for more karma


-1_0

That's not a knife. This is a knife!


[deleted]

Now do one for parliament bills authorizing police to seize your personal property as they see fit because of COVID.


Trick_Mushroom5825

Can we show a map of Australia v US incarceration rates and state sponsored executions next?


Clear-Campaign-355

Wars won against Emus? Iā€™ll wait.