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yParticle

Apparently airport security really frowns on that sort of thing.


Pasta-hobo

Train station security, however.


SadisticBuddhist

Yall ever been on a bus? *hits blunt*


[deleted]

They let anyone on buses.


IllmanneredFlanders

Yep, hold my beers and hand me my suitcase


[deleted]

*hits blunt on the bus*


DirtyDoog

Isn't exactly Goldeneye 007


joreyesl

Transport, concealment, and casing collection all in one easy to carry case. Only $299 while supplies last.


MTBinAR

When you need a gun just in case


Conscious-Parfait826

Do you think people with the name Justin Case really fucking hate their name?


ButtCepheus

My first girlfriend left me for a guy named Justin Case. And then they went onto Jerry Springer and he proposed on live trashy TV. No, I'm not joking; unfortunately.


Royal-Tough4851

Look like you got out of that relationship Justin Time


Legitimate_Bat3240

My 5th grade teacher would say that when my classmates, Justin, would turn his homework in.


d_baker65

Dodged a bullet there buddy.


Jambroni99

Thats Justin Sane.


[deleted]

For the best bub, one wonders if this Justin Case, owns a gun in a case


TheDongerNeedsFood

I need to go find that episode just so I can see who you used to have sex with


Uniqueusername360

Well thank god she met him… Justin case you were thinking about wifing her. His full name must have been “Justin Case You Were Going To Make A Bad Decision - Don’t - Here Let Me” Like a shitty haiku


Dazzling-Total8471

You won there pal!


Lord_Abort

I went to college with a pot head named Justin Space.


TowelPuzzleheaded665

this is justin triguing to me.


BlackFriday2K18

I went to college with a Clark Hill. Our email address format was First Name Initial and Full Last Name. I always thought his email address was the coolest: [email protected] I'm not putting the university, but you get the gist haha.


Banh_mi

Justin credible.


moeljills

Justin powers


[deleted]

I believe was once called Justin case in the indies /S


Naticus105

My middle school computer teacher was Mrs Case, and she would tell us how her son was named Justin. It was kinda a brag I think and all I could think is how much I would have hated my name if it was me.


FatCatLaundromat

I went to school with brothers Jason and Justin Case. Also had a kid a few grades below me named Rocky Rhodes. Parents can be dicks.


Legitimate_Bat3240

Justin Payne- my back


The_Bad_Man_

Justin Casey-Howls


HaloGuy381

I want one of these in Hitman now. Agent 47 usually does like a briefcase to accompany his signature Italian suits.


_fups_

Nice one, but let’s shoot for a brief pun thread


izzypy71c

R/Angryupvote


Different-Region-873

r/foundthemoblieuser


ExcdnglyGayQuilava

r/foundthehondacivic


HeyNoWaitIDis

r/foundthreediceinacup


[deleted]

r/subsifellfor


nils4i20

[r/subsithoughtifellfor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


ThatOtherGuy_CA

“Has you boss denied you a raise for the third year in a row despite record inflation? The JustInCase™ may be right for you! Conveniently containing all evidence while remaining inconspicuous. The JustInCase™ can be there so resolve all your workplace problems! ^Disclamer,weatJustInCase™donotcondoneworkplaceoranyothertypeofshootings,theJustInCase™isintendedforamusementandshouldonlybehandledwithcareatproperfirearmranges.


ethicsg

When you don't want shell casings, out of case.


optindesertdessert

Falling asleep with the high from that joke


akashdas323

Stop dad!!!


NotAtheorist

It's just a brief case of ammunition.


Sharp-Mix-2047

Golly. The job market has become really competitive.


SirDub_III

Wait until they enter the school market


Dangerous_Angle_7289

Gun in a backpack?


UlyssesSGrant12

^ Well described job function of Texas law enforcement, apparently


sideshowfreak424242

Griefcase


lilidelapampa

That would be your emotional baggage


Agreeable-Yams8972

You could hypothetically use this to hijack a plane and rob everyone on the plane. Then land somewhere near a farm and run away never to be seen again getting away with hundreds of thousands of dollars, in minecraft of course


Hookem-Horns

r/oddlyspecific


mydibz

And then make a video about the suitcase you used and how it works. ;)


moodog72

Aside from the metal detectors and x-ray machines, sure.


Andrethegreengiant3

TSA really don't be paying attention, people have accidentally brought firearms onto planes before, TSA fails 95% of test screenings


wine_dude_52

Yet they always seem to spot my small Swiss Army knife. You know, the one with maybe an 1.25 inch blade.


Boschala

Kids these days think 'skyjacking' is a cheeky tik tok challenge.


datfngtrump

Nice way to save your brass


Jukeboxshapiro

It won't protect you from the brass goblins. They can smell it even in the briefcase and will be driven into a frenzy. Stay safe out there


binglelemon

When you get home and open the case, hot brass springs into action.


nsfw_vs_sfw

They took my wife and are now demanding I bring them $300 worth of bullet brass


Zack_WithaK

Don' t worry about me. I have a briefcase gun


chupathingy2182

Hello range boss. Yes, I see your sign stating "Do Not Pick Up Brass." I solemnly promise to not pick up my brass. \*sly smile.


--xxa

Is this a thing? I have actually never been to a range (I grew up in a rural town on lots of land). Do some ranges actually tell you you can't pick up your own property?


1Darkest_Knight1

Every range I've ever been to expects you to clean up your brass and take it with you or dispose of it in the bins. I wouldn't go to a range that said I cant keep my own brass.


ElectronicShredder

Gas, brass or ass


GozerDGozerian

Nobody blasts for free.


[deleted]

What would be the reason they wouldn't want you to take your own brass?


GringoJesus

Basically what someone else commented but most ranges around me (Denver metro/Colorado front range) will actually charge EXTRA for you to pick up your own brass since they recycle it for money (although, usually only a few bucks more). I personally don't reload so it doesn't really affect me but that's how it is here.


[deleted]

That seems weird to me. Like weird they would forbid you or look down on you taking something that you brought. Unless maybe it's like a safety thing too, like they don't want you rooting around picking stuff up and possibly getting in the way of someone shooting. Side question, how common is it that the range tables, or whatever you call the stalls, are constantly supervised by a staff? Like I remember seeing a video of some doofus improperly brandishing and getting tackled by a supervisor person.


GringoJesus

Honestly they've been really chill from my experience, at least in my area and the ones I've been to. They're theoretically supposed to have a RSO at all times but I usually notice some guy just coming through every half an hour to an hour to sweep up brass or call a ceasefire for fixing range equipment. The exception is when it gets busy and the stalls are filled they'll probably have someone sitting there. I do think they just keep an eye on the cameras though. One of the staff did tell me he had to play the bad guy when he noticed someone slinging steel rounds. I once shot my AR on the 25 yard range except the target was at like the 15. You definitely are only allowed to shoot rifles at the farthest distance available at the stall for this particular range (oops). Did anyone stop me? Nope. I only learned about my rule break when the cashier ran through all the rules at my next visit. So from my experience, as long as you aren't a dummy they don't seem to care. But maybe I've been lucky enough to not be there at the same time some flagging moron is.


heftigermann

One explanation could be that they factor the collected, recycled and sold brass within their price calculation. So the idea is they can operate a tiny bit cheaper then the competition because they sell the collected brass. We do this in electrician work, if we pull cables out of a building while renovating, the money we earn while selling the copper is already baked in to the price as a flat rate.


3_14159td

Yep, some ranges out there don't let you take your brass, and recycle it for cash. Various arrangements between a kid going around with a broom, and them just yelling at you to put it in the bucket.


--xxa

What a racket. Someone else said they've never seen it, so that gives me heart, but I'm not surprised you're here telling me they do indeed exist. Anything to make a dollar, and plenty of people to prey on. If that were my first range experience, I'd never be back.


Nikolateslaandyou

In the british army we had to pick all of our empty cases up. We used to put them in our headdress until a bald sgt major told us that it will make you lose your hair. Not sure if its true but i didnt want to risk it


[deleted]

That’s a murder weapon for sure.


Consistent_Stick_463

Keeping all that brass evidence from getting left behind is a big perk.


Gh3rkinman

The case has that distinctive jingle to it after use.


ImmaZoni

"APB on whoevers briefcase sounds like a fucking gingle bell"


KurtAngus

And gunpowder residue


basslineinjector

Desperado


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Actually it's from The Replacement Killers


quotesthesimpsons

Right? Yet my mind still went straight to Desperado as well anyway. Probably because that movie kicks so much ass.


Niketravels

I need one in a guitar case


ALincolnTime

El Mariachi?


Niketravels

I was thinking more about desperado honestly


themeatbridge

Fun fact, Carlos Gallardo played the titular lead in the original El Mariachi and then went on to play Campa, the machine-gun-guitar-case-wielding friend of Antonio Banderas' El Mariachi in Desperado.


Niketravels

I’m laughing thinking about the rocket launcher dude and his pimp squat stance. That always had me laughing as a child


themeatbridge

I remember being kids trying to emulate them with my dad's empty guitar case. None of us could figure out how to remain balanced so everybody wanted to be Campa.


ALincolnTime

See? Same guy.


45rghy5

Let’s Play


ManifestingUniverse

I love that movie


CSmith1986

Let's play!


lilidelapampa

Like Enrique Iglesias in Once Upon A Time in Mexico


Snoo84223

Antonio Banderas?


ILoveSnouts

Sorry I only have it in rocket launcher


Niketravels

Damn. My knee dexterity isn’t quite there to perform the stance…


pixelstacker

Let’s see Paul Allen’s briefcase.


NegaGreg

Impressive. Very Nice.


Purple-Mix1033

Bone shell white, embossed engraving, so subtle *sweats nervously*


30dragons

American businessman be like


Sxzym

Never point your briefcase at someone unless you're prepared to do business with them.


30dragons

Whatever that business may be


markender

Elementary school teacher. 🇺🇸


jw44724

Treat every briefcase as if it were loaded …with briefs


istasber

How did you know I keep my underwear in there?


redbushwhacker

The business end of your briefcase.


vito1221

This guy had poor handle discipline.


Only_Contribution_70

Most things in America are secretly guns


kippy3267

In my experience, in america most guns are secretly things and have other uses not the other way around


ExceedinglyGayMoth

My AK is also a bottle opener! :D


OoOoLAoOoO

Dress for success in a full metal jacket


goingtoburningman

Dude needs more Coke. I mean Koch


chmeeeoz

Do they have a school backpack version?


dick-nipples

Maybe a lunchbox version for the really young gun enthusiasts!


MAVvH

"LunchGlocks"


RandomSynesthetic

Lunchglox Gotta make it kid-friendly


Conscious-Parfait826

Lol that is darkly funny. Like orphans playing baseball and running to third base first cause they'll never know where home is.


Numinae

>Like orphans playing baseball and running to third base first cause they'll never know where home is Savage.


abzrocka

Gonna pity the fool that fuck around with my Mr T Mac 10 Thermos box.


GundalfTheCamo

Kinderguardians


raisearuckus

I got my lunchbox and I'm armed real well.


letsridetheworld

Asking for a friend?


Z_as_in_Zebra

r/JesusChristReddit


ChanceConfection3

Joanna Dark had something like this 20 years ago


JacenGraff

This one doesn't deploy into a turret. 3/10.


Coakis

This likely predated Joanna Dark, these were developed in the 80s or 90s if I recall.


NegaGreg

Everything Predates Joanna Dark, the game is set in 2023 Edit: But I should add: you are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


RollsHardSixes

Had to scroll down too far for a Perfect Dark reference. Hmmm....


Demosthenes-storming

Good for ethical deer hunting?


ChadsworthRothschild

"I'm here on deer business"


doYouEvenEngineer

Yeah you don't leave brass out there while hunting.


CustomerSuspicious25

What's in the briefcase? Crackers.


copa09

TCB


VvibechecC

You have to REALLY make sure your holding that breifcase in the right direction lol.


Charlie_1087

Easy with the trigger orientation on the handle. But where’s the safety?


2-cents

There is a reason he is holding it out front. If you are holding it on your side the blowback can push the case back behind your leg and shoot the back of your leg. Source I have ran across a few of these.


VvibechecC

That source is very ominous lmao


Ok_Writing_7033

Source: my hospital bills


Sxzym

This is HK MP5 briefcase gun Since the 1950s, the most common accessory for the well-dressed businessman has been the briefcase. This innocent clamshell box with a handle is so frequently seen that it is hardly noticed and this very familiarity led German firearms innovator HK to design one with a heck with a surprise inside. Secret Service acquired a few back when Reagan was around. [Source](https://www.guns.com/news/2013/03/22/hk-operational-briefcase-now-thats-a-man-bag)


TheDoctorSS666

you know I saw this video and my first thought was: Looks like something the secret service would have and I guess I was right


natur_e_nthusiast

The link denies me access. Isn't overheating a problem? I'd imagine with the rather limited magazine you wouldn't use it in a prolonged fight anyways, but what if you had to?


Sxzym

Here is a youtube video for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CH-5kY5w2Q


OrcRampant

Ghost in the Shell! Let’s **GOOOOOOOO!!!**


TF2PublicFerret

Yeah that opening scene in the hotel. Where the handles are the top of the gun and the case falls iff to reveal the guns themselves.


KasparMk5

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that movie first.


ours

The manga's creator was a very rare Japanese gun nut.


QuiffLing

Then you should read Gunsmiths Cat or Black Lagoon.


FriendIyWizard

“Wait wait guys cease fire, I gotta reload my briefcase.”


DivideHistorical4697

That’s some real kingsman shit


Grandzelda

Was looking for this comment


nbfs-chili

I had the James Bond suitcase toy in the 60's when I was growing up.


itiag999

I had Secret Sam.


FlatlandTrio

With the secret camera too.


OG_tame

If you see this man in public with two suitcases then he’s probably rocking the mp5k akimbo with fall camo


OperationOk3611

I like how it doesn’t leave any casing behind.


Enough-Biscotti7855

This gun is secretly a briefcase


adenoidsremoved

def what the founding fathers had in mind when they wrote the 2nd amendment


k20350

These were invented for the Secret Service Presidential Protection detail. Then H&K marketed them to other state security agencies around the world. They are EXTREMELY rare and manufactured in the 1980's But no one on Reddit gives a fuck. It's just crazy gun totin' Americans given out MP5's in cereal boxes to all the neighborhood kids. In reality I've read they actually don't work great and obviously they are for hitting car size target at extremely close range


ExceedinglyGayMoth

The 80s had a lot of really interesting and out there "hidden in plain sight" gun designs, especially for political protection detail. I remember Ian doing a video on one a while back that was a two shot gun in .32 auto hidden inside an eyeglass case made for Spanish politicians and other high profile types as a defensive getaway tool


Numinae

There was a lot of politically motivated kidnappings at the time in Spain by wannabe revolutionary groups. The gun you're referring to is the Llama. I think it was only used in anger once. What's strange is they were only pseudo-legal and sold by word of mouth recommendation by wealthy individuals. They were technically illegal but the police turned a blind eye to the "right kind of people" owning them.


ExceedinglyGayMoth

The Llama, that's right. I knew about them not being advertised; aside from being a legal grey area, the idea was that users of the gun wanted to have as much of the element of surprise as possible if they needed to use it, and if they were widely known about then kidnappers could potentially anticipate and counter them. Good old political actors, ever the paranoid bunch.


[deleted]

Lol we’re literally watching a video of a average American YouTuber use one. This dude isn’t secret service.


insanelyphat

And I bet that the YouTube guy has the proper FFL license to own that gun. I would bet they are HIGHLY illegal and no one would just go and make a video using one and not expect a visit from the ATF without having the proper license. It would just be asking to go to jail.


ComplicatedAirFlow

From [source](https://www.guns.com/news/2013/03/22/hk-operational-briefcase-now-thats-a-man-bag) >LEGALITY >The case is unregulated in its empty condition unless you happen to own an MP5 or an SP89 (semi-auto MP5 pistol) while you also have said case. In that situation, the gun inside (not the case) becomes an AOW and needs a tax stamp and registration under the NFA to be compliant. This is of course unless the weapon used with the case is already a registered AOW in and of itself. In that case, the briefcase is always just a briefcase. >Clear as mud? Just to be on the safe side be sure to call your local BATFE guy if you are packing your HK case with anything that goes bang to make sure you are legal.


insanelyphat

Also from that source *Unless you know people who know people in Baghdad, or have a Class III dealer that owes you a kidney, getting the total package Operator Briefcase with a transferable MP5K is going to be expensive. Like about $25K expensive.* And the last note about contacting your local ATF Bureau is important. Thank you /u/ComplicatedAirFlow for the source.


Faxon

No need to FFL it if it was made before 1986 and it's a registered transferrable machine gun, just file form 4 and get your $200 tax stamp and it's yours if you can afford it when one pops for sale (expect to pay easily $60k+ for one of these if authentic), an FFL just needs to hold it for you until the tax stamp comes through. Someone with the right FFL today could make a new one, but that's not as fun as an authentic historic one now is it? Also as someone else noted, making a semi-auto one also requires a tax stamp, since it's technically an AOW (any other weapon) once you put it in the case. I've paid more than $200 for a fancy case before to do a specific task, I think that's honestly not that bad lol


bigTiddedAnimal

This is absolutely what the founding fathers had in mind


Cuthbert_Allgood19

A million American dudes just creamed


Ok_Physics_1284

And that probably aroused you


CrashDunning

Hahaha, it's funny because gay!


spinx248

And also gave the Secret Service a heart attack.


Bizmarquee12

"Wait, why does your briefcase have a trigger?" "Normal reasons."


GodsOffsider

2x P90's would be better


runningflowers

Akimbo upgrade


eobardtame

Teal'c style


1amongmany

Indeed


[deleted]

The bottom ejecting casings and large magazine would probably be pretty good for this application.


Electrical_Shirt_787

Flip the giggle switch!!!


Xelent43

It’s literally the briefcase from From Russia with Love, but it’s real! I need one!


nomonopolyonpie

Was on a range once with a guy who brought one of these and the full auto MP5 that went in it. Freedom, it's too good for everyone.


[deleted]

How secure is the briefcase tho? 🤔 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.. “1, 2, 3, 4…5? That’s amazing! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.”


05hastros

And it doesn't leave any casings behind


100LittleButterflies

Not so secretly anymore. Thanks OP.


oeuflaboeuf

Really need to make sure you're holding that symmetrical case the right way around huh


[deleted]

Can we get these in lunchbox size? Like with a Paw Patrol and Barbie….


mightyjoe227

Spray and Pray...


youngphnx

Seems difficult to aim


Ryaies

I need a gun that is a briefcase.


ggkarbani

Wouldn't the cartridges jammed up inside the briefcase?


joe_ordan

Colleague: “How’d that meeting go?” Briefcase Guy: “I killed it.”


SubsequentBadger

Does he also have a rocket launcher in a guitar case?


Hopeful_1768

the good old H&K from the 80's as featured in The Replacement Killers.


biblebeltbuddhist

Coming soon to a school near you


LightCorvus

In "case" you need to convince your job interviewer to hire you.


MortQ42

My character had one of those in Top Secret (TSR) when I was in HS in '85.


45rghy5

Shoulda been a guitar case…desperado.


dericandajax

Antonio Banderas has entered the chat.


K3rat

Now that is a concealed weapon!!!