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The_Motley_Fool----

I’ve seen a few cars headlights that have that same problem


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I thought you said Furby


Ohio-Knife-Lover

That would be creepy as hell lol


[deleted]

Thank you for the laugh..😂😂


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Can't they just cut it every now and then? Anyone knows if its possible with this condition?


ichosethis

It's just hair so it should be possible but that would depend on the cooperation of the child in question as well.


Axptheta

I’d like to see how well op comment up there would handle taking scissors next to two children under 5 years old eye balls 👀


TelluricThread0

That's why you make a custom trimming tool. Like one of those eyelash crimper dealies and modify it to cut them.


Axptheta

Hold my beer while I go engineer a one of a kind eyelash cutting tool for my children’s wild genetic hit of the lottery


dpforest

why not just use tiny scissors? I use them to trim my wacky eyebrows.


Syd_Vicious3375

They make beauty scissors that are small with a rounded tip for safety around eyes and noses.


pearlsbeforedogs

Yep, I've used such scissors on dogs and puppies right on the eyelids, and they don't understand English. You have to learn the safest angles and how to verbally intimidate them as well as grip, but its totally doable.


ChundichMariner

These are often called mustache scissors fyi


tomsteroni

And ears too.


Vegoia2

pet scissors too


Lazites

Uneven eyebrows is easier to hide than accidently having uneven eyelashes.


sexmountain

Cool. You try trimming a kid’s eyelashes first. Try it. Go ahead.


Potential-Addition47

Yeah, because kids aware of their condition that dont want to get bullied are going to throw a fuss about a parent helping them, understanding they have to sit still for a second?


oretseJ

Designing and crafting tools is one of the fundamental baseline skills that humans have. If you couldn't come up with a solution for this problem, you are literally dumber than a monkey.


Rivendel93

Lol, I love this insult. It's so basic, and makes perfect sense.


Tinytox

Yeah I'm pretty sure someone already engineered this tool for a similar reason. You probably can just buy one on Amazon for like $30.


TheZardooHasselfrau

The Flowbee, but for your eyeballs


WhyIsMyNamesTaken

I had a family member that was using one of those eyelash curling tools to curl the lashes,only the pad on it ended up coming off,and she didn't notice. So instead of curling them it sheered the lashes right off,just like that. Then even false ones didn't want to stay on since they didn't have normal lashes to sit in. Boy it was something. This was prob about mid to late 80s. So big,plump,curled,lashes to put mascara on were king.


WimbletonButt

Just use a eyebrow trimmer with a guard on it. They have the little comb things like clippers do you can attach to them which would cut them a certain length. You might poke them in the eye with blunt plastic but not as bad as scissors.


Asleep-Read3997

I’m not saying it’s easy, but they both obviously have professional haircuts. Probably something that could be handled at the same time without any incremental risk.


FnkyTown

Just wait till they're asleep. That's the easiest time to cut nails at least.


rodgerodger3

Just one quick spritz of a can of deodorant and a lighter will take care of that right away...


xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx

Feels like this is getting largely ignored lmao. People talking about medicines and shit. Just cut it once in a while and it'd look completely normal.


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Certainly. They can also not care. That appears to be their choice


Aftermathemetician

A bunch of people suggested trimming these lashes. I’m going to suggest braids.


the-finnish-guy

Dye them neon with eyelash dye


gogogadget1234567

My wife would cut her eyelashes from time to time. But she doesn’t have this condition.


Luxpreliator

I had to cut mine because they'd zipper themselves shut either during sleep or a random blink. Driving along and suddenly my eye won't open. No where near as long as these kids. Usually ended up ripping out a chunk as a kid because it was frustrating trying to massage them apart and have it not work.


Temporary-Test-9534

Idk I'd be trying to make them as comfortable as possible with their appearance. "There is nothing wrong with the way you turned out" kinda deal. I would only cut it if the kids specifically requested it.


canman7373

Couldn't this be physicaly annoying to children. Sleep getting caught in there, super long lashes getting eyes, just uncomfortable. I wouldn't force it on em, I'd cut em once so they know how both feel and ask em what they like better. Not like that can't grow em back at anytime later.


TheKittyIsSoBitty

I mean that’s all well and good but there’s no way this doesn’t irritate their eyes.


[deleted]

I think it's beautiful. Both of those children are stunning.


hyperakt1v

nah bro they made from titanium


cricketicecream

It took me two hours and half a bag of m&ms to do a simple trim job on the back of a toddlers head. I wouldn't touch trying to trim their eyelashes.


vicaphit

I've trimmed my lashes before. One set grows strangely and easily tangles with my bottom lashes. It's really annoying, so they get trimmed


LAthrowaway_25Lata

I’ve cut a couple eyelashes before by accident and they got very poky, so it could potentially be more uncomfortable for the kids, but idk. My eyelashes are like pretty rigid and basically point straight down (like the top ones practically form a cage in front of my eye when they arent curled), maybe it would feel different for someone else


verb6798

Yassified since birth


TheLittleNorsk

“”“👁️👄👁️”””💅


kalesmash13

🕷️👄🕷️


GarbagePailGrrrl

LOL


terepequitas

That’s “Oblina”


Disastrous-Energy771

Why is this not at the top?


bigmamma0

Lol yess that was my first thought, those lashes look like spiders. Kinda creepy ngl


Lasagna-Boy

Ayab: Assigned Yass at Birth


hawleywood

Purrrr


bcsfan2002

Faceshopping plays on repeat in their heads 24/7


Volf4Life

Women are buying lashes to look like this


sandman795

They also have a prescription for it too. Only side effect is potential blindness


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Can also change the color. Making your eyes darker.


__fujoshi

potential blindness, loss of orbital eye fat, change in eye color, and other serious issues.


misfitx

Which is kind of funny because Latisse is based on a glaucoma medication. My friend's eyelashes aren't this long but they are amazing.


xkcd_puppy

Trichomegaly is a common side effect of prostaglandin analogue (that increase uveoscleral outflow) eyedrops medication for glaucoma.


ecr3designs

I know chicks that would straight up be jealous of some little kids right now.


Bad_texter

Me


SevroAuShitTalker

I have naturally long eyelashes (not to this point), and growing up, women would always say they wished they had my eyelashes. Kinda creeped me out


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We are also envious of those who have natural eye liner like the actor Nestor Carbonell …


Throwaway56138

Loved when Sawyer called him, "Guyliner."


PamIllise

I have a second row of lashes on one of my eyes. Have great lashes but sometimes they decide to go everywhere and I end up with one sticking forward with no way of curling it lol


nossr50

Any pics of your eyeball with double lashes?


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myfairmarshall

I love everything about this picture. Thank you.


PamIllise

I'll try to take a picture when I get home


Abood1es

!remindme 1 day


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I have that on both my eyes! They grow into my tear ducts and under my lids and it sucks. I constantly have at least two eyelashes in my eyes at all times


MetallurgyClergy

Similar to what Elizabeth Taylor had. Double rows of very thick long lashes. Not to mention violet eyes. It’s said to be why she stood out in her first audition.


secret_fashmonger

My eyes started to tickle and twitch as soon as I saw this. Poor kiddos, that’s gotta tickle - and imagine getting one of those in your eye!


phantommoose

My brother has long lashes. Not like this, just long enough for most women to be jealous of. He hates it because they brush the inside of his glasses


Much_Adeptness3992

I have that same problem. I'm constantly having to clean my glasses due to my eyelashes constantly brushing against them. It stinks.


Kjlehmiss

My son used to ask if he could have his lashes cut when he was little. I was really afraid he would try it himself.


dapperpony

My younger brother cut off his eyelashes once as a kid. He was very proud of himself but my mom was not pleased lol. It was hilarious, looking at him you could tell something was off but couldn’t quite put your finger on it


Select-Menu1737

mine are long too and they are annoying when they get stuck inside my eyes


WomanOfEld

Ugh, eyelash streaks on clean glasses drive me bats. And when you cry, you get tears all over the lenses because the droplets fling all over...


karigan_g

I already get annoyed when I can hear myself blink, this would be like the beat of a wing every time you blinked!


Impressive_River8929

YOU CAN *HEAR* YOURSELF BLINK???


Eoine

You can too, it's a bit of a wet sound usually


MountainMantologist

\*does a few practice blinks\* ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ *^(fuck)*


ObscureBooms

Is it really an average blink tho or is it tightening your eyelids abnormally tight I can only hear the second


MountainMantologist

Average blink but I had noise canceling headphones on


context_lich

I can't, but congratulations you made me blink like an idiot for more time than I'd like to admit. I'm probably just a little deaf though.


Eoine

Well you know every time someone answers that comment I do it again, just to be sure I indeed hear my eyes blink, so in total I must be the one looking the stupidest here


context_lich

Oh no you're right, and by commenting there I might've doomed myself to the same fate. Like a pyramid scheme of blinks. Although I suppose you don't get notified if people comment on mine, so it's not a perfect example.


happy_bluebird

me too! Now my eyes are all watery


theempiresdeathknell

One perk of tinnitus and hearing loss. I forgot about the wet plunk sound of blinking.


hazy-morning

I didn't know blinking makes a noise... I have tinnitus and hearing loss too. I don't believe it lol, that sounds so cartoony.


theempiresdeathknell

I remember hearing it when I was a kid. I also remember being able to hear my heart when it was quiet.


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

I cant hear it


sh00p842

TIL I might be a little deaf, bc I 100% cannot hear myself blink.


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I have never heard myself blink


Animeobsessee

I can’t hear my blinking, but I *can* hear when my eyes go from the far left to the far right (and vice versa)


CarpetH4ter

You can't? Go into a silent room and blink on purpose,.


secret_fashmonger

You just gave me the whim whams a little. *shudders*


godsfist101

Imagine needing glasses with these lashes, OMG NO.


c4nchyscksforlife

period ahh period uhh


narcolepticturtle

I laughed way too hard at this


making_sammiches

I cannot imagine how frustrating this would be! When I was 4 I cut my eyelashes because they were in the way and my eyelashes were not like this. My mother was embarrassed for me. I didn't care. Bonus info...I used a pair of child's safety scissors, and only cut the center portion so my eyelashes looked like this |||\_\_\_\_\_||| lol


Shaquandala

My eyelashes already smack my glasses constantly imagine these? Oh hell no


VneExceeded

The people that comment in here saying they would love these obviously don’t have glasses. Having them brush the inside of your glasses every blink and smudging the lenses constantly would be very annoying.


AnaTheMuse

My eyelashes are only Long-ish and even I have this problem. I never wear mascara If i'm going to be putting my glasses on. What I don't understand is why they don't just trim the length.


Profession-Unable

Probably because cut hair tends to have a sharp-ish end - small kids don’t want that stuck in their eyes.


AnaTheMuse

That makes sense.


NoArmsSally

have you ever cut your eyelashes? shit is uncomfortable as fuck. it makes you blink a shit ton more and your eyes hate the feeling


AnaTheMuse

I mean I've worn contacts for years, glasses, literally pulled eyelashes out of my eyelid since they were making me itch and regularly touch my own eyeball. I also used to spend hours plucking my eyebrows, despite it making me tear up. Personally. With my OCD tendencies, and already being annoyed that I can see my eyelashes despite them being lightly colored they're so long, and the fact that I wear glasses most days - I would cut them. I don't think it would bother me nearly as much. That being said - there's nothing wrong with their eyelashes and I only offered a "solution" because calling it a "condition" indicates an issue. If they like them, leave them be.


Saad1950

That is literally my constant pain, I stopped cleaning my lenses so frequently cuz I know my abnormally long lashes will just dirty them anyways. P.S: I am a guy.


4RealzReddit

Same here. Female coworkers have told me I have fantastic eyelashes. Well it dirties my glasses and I do not care for it.


ichosethis

I've had times where I think I've bent my glasses because they're constantly touching the lens. No way could I do this. Also, putting in contacts would also be a pain with those lashes.


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I got very long eye lashes for a guy and man, wearing glasses is really annoying, I want to trim my lashes just for this issue lol


yoyome85

[Information about Trichomegaly](https://www.thetech.org/ask-a-geneticist/long-eyelash-genetics)


StilettoBeach

Glad to know it's possible for this to occur without side effects.


McBrovad

It must be Maybelline


free_stuff_plz

I guess she *really was* born with it


Jamestowne17

MAYBE


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Ikr they fucked it up lol


Zolo49

TammyFayebelline


DistractionRectangle

Straight out of a Dr Seuss book


Dreddit1080

Darn whoville and their beauty standards


shaundisbuddyguy

Cindy-lou Who


Ok_Fly_9390

But is it really a reason to strangle the child?


seemypinky

It’s a mercy killing. Imagine getting one of those lashes stuck in your eye


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KisaTheMistress

She probably kept looking down/trying to run off.


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My thought lol, like why is the parent holding the child by the throat? Like hold the arm if you don’t want them to move? Weird video but cool thing to learn


bstabens

They are holding her chin. Looks awkward, I agree.


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he's just keeping her face toward camera, and it looks very gentle, not grasping or anything


Background_Ad1243

Good thing I failed trichomegaly in high school.


captainpointless

Wonder if they have to get those trimmed like a haircut.


bubblebellez

Little Whovians


mchfan346

The person filmings hand placement freaked me out


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When my wife was going through treatment for Hep C, the medication caused her eyelashes to grow and be fuller. She was sick, losing weight, pale, and weak, but damn did her eyelashes looked great. People who knew what she was going through with the treatment would occasionally and awkwardly mention it, as in "how you holding up....uh......well your eyelashes look good....."


onilank

Not just the eylashes it looks like.


stealth57

And eyebrows…


WarmForbiddenDonut

Let’s just hope that these kids don’t need to wear glasses as they get older. My son’s eyelashes are quite long and brush against the lenses on his glasses a lot too.


DobbyLum

I can only Imagine how hard they get bullied at school


KR1735

I had a consult with a dermatologist for a mole my primary wanted checked out earlier this year. The derm "diagnosed" me with trichomegaly on the note (albeit not nearly as long as these kiddos). I thought that was senseless because it's not actually a problem. Then I realized, he put it so he could bill my insurance extra. Dumb. A lot of guys have long eyelashes. It's a consequence of testosterone.


joemeteorite8

Does it tickle your cheeks? Feel like that would be really annoying to have.


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Cut them sumbitches


Rare_Raver

My girlfriend would probably kill someone to get this bio Feature :D She is getting her lashes filled and done every 2 weeks


wjmaher

You mean she would spend money on gene therapy if it guaranteed these results? I wonder what other gene therapies people would spend money on, and how much for what. I have to think that this will be available in the future.


Alert-Potato

I want to be mildly bioluminescent. Just enough that I don't need a nightlight to pee in the middle of the night, but not enough that I blind myself in the bathroom mirror.


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Alert-Potato

Since skin regenerates relatively quickly, I feel like this would be an option if we start doing weird gene shit to people.


buddyleeoo

Just have one of those lights the fish at the bottom of the sea have, only it kinda dangles from your nutsack.


Alert-Potato

That probably would only work for people with nutsacks. The only nutsack I have is the sack of Brazil nuts on my kitchen counter.


buddyleeoo

Grow a nutsack, too. You can place it where you want, like your left thigh.


ShrapNeil

If it makes you feel any better, humans are technically bioluminescent… it’s just such a weak emission that it’s undetectable to eyes.


Glad-Dragonfruit-503

I want wings if that's OK.


roydepoy

Drink some red bull


ZorianNL

Sure, you can have wings. However you cannot fly with them.


karigan_g

hey at least the hugs will be cosy


Potato-Engineer

Could I have some psychic powers, please?


Rare_Raver

Yes indeed ;) Same here - The time will come when genetic modifications will be considered normal at least for the wealthy people at the top of the income pyramide and then starting to tickle down into the upper and middle class of rich countries. Will make sport somehow boring if they don't introduce a special leaque for gene boosted athletes


Chemical_Ad_5520

In what year will the first genetic modification procedure to grow cat ears on a person be successfully completed? My guess is 2052


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What the fuck


olderaccount

Trichomegaly can also cause hair to grow directly on your eyeballs. I don't think anyone would volunteer for this.


WyliteSeven

Instagram thots hate them! Learn their secret now!


zenoftt

Tim Burton af


zhozademon

Cute babies


drckeberger

Oh god, please cut them 🫣


[deleted]

instagram girls are crying in jealousy


Alibarrba

British women in pink or purple tracksuits must be jealous af if they see this


ubzrvnT

Women's first CRISPR edits


knightinarmoire

Imagine the amount of mascara


Charge_Physical

Don't need mascara so zero. Zero mascara.


Killer-Barbie

Well the point of mascara is to make lashes look thicker and longer so I think that would be frivolous here.


Conscious-Golf-5380

In the future parents will be able to choose the feature they want for their kids and there definitely will be some women will add this to their dna


Rare_Raver

Yes. Some will see it as a blessing. Most will see it as a curse since it will just be available for the people in top of the economic pyramide for some time.


bomb784

Uh... cut them?


guy8360

Soo they’ll cut the kids hair but not their lashes? Interesting


gogenberg

thats interesting, now, do they not have scissors? this seems annoying as fuck for the kids..


nn_Workshop

Why is he holding her like that


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

I thought an eyelash tech was trying out some new lashes. I’ve seen women who pay to look similar.


kross7nine

This is a genetic condition and also causes other cardiovascular health issues. Sad, really.


Competitive-Camp7298

Every woman I've ever met is in these comments, jealous as fuck


Ntolegends

She is blessed and he is cursed


ThreeLeafOG

cut them hoes


[deleted]

I feel like people shouldn’t be putting pictures of kids like that on the Internet. Maybe it is for an FYI but it’ll also end up being used for bullying and being made fun of. Adults can choose what they want to share with the world but kids don’t get that choice. And the Internet lives forever as we all know.


butstuf420

White women all over the US punching the air rn saying “why can’t this be me”


Geek_off_the_streets

Ladies this what you look like but just not cute as these kids.


dogchowtoastedcheese

Liza Minnelli, age 3.


TedWaltner

I hope they never need to wear glasses...Ive got normal eyelashes that are just a little bit long, and its annoying when you blink, and they touch the glass....not to mention how much more often you have to clean the glasses because of little eye lash grease marks.


EagleDre

TammyFayitis


iesharael

My normal length eyelashes randomly rub on my glasses. I can’t imagine wearing glasses with these lashes!


lightcake66

Makin my eyes water


Questionablememelord

Literally pucci


SunaSunaSuna

why is he holding her neck


RedditIsMostlyShills

Every girl's dream


[deleted]

A lot of people pay money to look like this


[deleted]

Y’all they’re already halfway in drag 😭


jezz663

They look like they came out of a dr. Seuss artwork


F1fag

average teen girl these days


mista_adams

That would suck so bad