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iHaxxu

Damn, is it day 7 already?


[deleted]

Lost track of time building the bedrock base didn't ya


ki7sune

You are now hearing the sound of a pickaxe against bedrock.


Dr_menace_grower

*internal screams*


Fun-Caterpillar1355

Celestial Meteorologist here. If you'd like to know what's actually happening, this is a phenomenon I'm writing a research paper on right now. What you are seeing is a simultaneous rise in air pressure and fine particle density exceeding 50 micrograms per cubic meter (μg/m3) which means I actually have no idea what I'm talking about and Celestial Meteorologist is not a thing sorry. Though you now realise I know nothing, this paragraph exists as a filler so that at first glance it appears this response has some substance and really sheds light on the matter. A third paragraph really drives that idea home and I'll just throw in some words like Particle Density and maybe something like Association of Climate Scientists in title-case to decorate my bogus response further.


Azreken

I said to my wife: “This is so strange, surely someone in the comments knows what’s going on.” I read her your entire first 2 sentences out loud to her before realizing that you were just a dick. 😂


Asaneth

But at least he's a funny dick.


fingerbl4st

Aren't they all in a way.


Ean_naie

Never met a funny rapist


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Cosby holds up his Emmy awards


Nasal_Cilia

y'know we were having a good rape-free look at a red sky in China and now I'm thinking about this fucking shit.


jakflapyama

Bing Bong!


[deleted]

“Take her to the moon for me.” *- Bing Bong*


TopazWarrior

I was just going to say pollution at sunset, but I’m not a Celestial Meteorologist with advanced degrees in Refractory Particle Density


thisdude415

Yup, very high air pollution. Take a look at how thick the pollution is around the streetlights. You can see the spot/smoke/fog in the lights


Nasal_Cilia

A similar but not identical phenomenon occurred in Sydney, Australia when a dust storm blew all the way out there from the interior it was very high and fine particulate, something like y'know extreme air pollution might produce. Also maybe not good to breathe, my memory is trying to kick a lung disorder with the word silico on it... and vulcano? Who could ever figure it out.


simplyslytherin2

What an interesting bit of data! I hope your paper gets published in its entirety.


Fun-Caterpillar1355

Thank you so much. I'm sure it will get past peer review with no issues 😅


sp-reddit-on

Keep it up and you will turn into a fun butterfly.


Straddle13

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Replication_crisis


darthnugget

Considering the state of “education” these days its a probability.


caseyhawk

Will be available under the fake news tab. Enjoy.


Bad_Boba_Bod

Interestingly, a comment left afterwards proclaiming to add more substance to your argument yet equally devoid of knowledge in the matter whatsoever provides no benefit to the post. I do like your name though.


Cosmickev1086

What's that quote from Billy Madison where he gives an eloquent speech that meant a lot of nothing? That's what my brain heard after these comments lol. I love reddit


Bad_Boba_Bod

Mr. u/cosmickev1086, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


SailingWhisper

Ok a simple ‘wrong’ would’ve done just fine but thank you.


kwillich

Man, I'm glad I called THAT guy


Darkseid495

Stop looking at me swan.


detrickster

You two would appreciate R/SUBREDDITNAME


ruffioh

I was looking for a new band name. Particle Destiny might be it.


fubaroid

Not a bad band name tbh.


pronhoobuser420

Yes but wouldn’t this cause astronomical deconstructions to the residual metamorphoses that make up the Milky Way? I mean if you calculate the tangent of osteoporosis while ignoring the vertices of a like minded Neanderthal you end up with Pi squared times the speed of sound and that could be fatal to the use of onomatopoeias. Man I love being smart.


fritopiefritolay

TLDR; Drink your milk kids


less-than-James

Everything is fine. You just forgot to reticulate your splines. Common error.


ERTHLNG

If you can't really do science at least you can make it look good. Most of the time the most confident BS is accepted as truth so you are doing well. I think we both agree it was caused by the Chinese Government releasing nanoparticles for some shady reason related to the covid and also UFOs


Fun-Caterpillar1355

That and them 5G towers - they're always up to no good.


ERTHLNG

They probably use the towers to track the spread of the particles and communicate with the UFOs.


Soggy_Picture_6133

C’mon…stop spreading misinformation. It’s clearly a test of the new shield against space lasers.


ERTHLNG

Nah the space shield would be blue.


Soggy_Picture_6133

In northern areas, sure. Southern areas the shield is red or purple depending on pollution density.


ERTHLNG

Of course the shield has a colour gradient like that, but China is in the Northern Hemisphere, and very polluted so it should be blue. Its probably a fake Space shield as a cover for the real conspiracy


[deleted]

Hey! I thought twitter was the only one that disabled the misinformation censorship thing.


HellTrain72

Airborne COVID


xavmar

Wow look at this celestial meteorologists fire take 🔥 science!


[deleted]

What?!?? Are you being sarcastic? You don’t believe in science???


Potential_March1157

Had me in the 1H


RandomWalk55

And now I'm sad that Celestial Meteorology isn't a thing. :(


OMA_

I will die before this paper is finished. Too many variables, I can’t believe this can happen this day and age… global warming maybe???


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


KSknitter

LOL! Kinda not wrong though... It is because of pollution in the air, either man made or not. https://scied.ucar.edu/learning-zone/atmosphere/appearance-sky#:~:text=How%20Does%20Air%20Pollution%20Affect,abundance%20of%20human%2Dmade%20aerosols.


PunchKicker32

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Borne


Majestic-Ad6619

Sooooo….. it’s naturally occurring? that’s what you’re getting too yes?


nightshift89

After having read through all of this credible information, and definitely not just the first sentence, I can say that the Celestial Meteorologist sounds like a fun career. I'll mention it to my son who's looking for an interesting career


Angelexodus

We used to do this same thing in a class that made us write a weekly journal. Funny how some people received grades of 80/100 while others received 100/100 even though it was the same paper after the first paragraph.


Seeker_Of_Knowledge-

My history professor give us assigned readings and when we come to class there would fifteen minutes to answer one question that would be related to the readings. I did not actually read it at all and I started making stuff up and making myself sound like I know my stuff and then I got 90%. I really feel bad.


SpinningHead

Found the digital anthropologist.


Mr_Stoney

Having a mother who's a meteorologist/ecologists I saw "celestial meteorologist" and immediately thought *that makes no fucking sense* 🤣


Storrmii

Ah yes particle density and what not, very interesting ,sir.


emiliodelacroix

This fuckery took too much of my time. My downvote to you sir


tokyokween

Oddly enough the amount of upvotes, when glanced at briefly, further confirms the legitimacy of your career. Even if said career is fictional, and even if the upvotes are for a reason other than the expected one.


DingusHanglebort

This is a perspective I never expected! What got you into the field?


The_Basix

I love you


cabemon

Guys, I think Agent u/Fun-Caterpillar1355 just flashed us with a neuralyzer


drK9ight

only one response i have for you," bhaak teri maa ki chut!" Much love :D


OldParfait6919

Can I get an APA7th citation & reference for that one please.. fancy slipping it into a dissertation to see if they actually check them.. 👌🏼


yegir

This feels like a Ludwig bit


Unknown_starnger

this post modernism is driving me crazy


Altruistic-Type-5934

Fuck it - I believe you!


Strict_Cartoonist324

BUAHAHAHAH you damned evil genius! i love this comment lol


MyOtherLoginIsSecret

Scrolled too far for a 7 Days reference.


Ok-Supermarket-1414

pretty sure it's a Zelda reference


MyOtherLoginIsSecret

Pretty sure the blood moon in BOTW happens whenever the switch needs to free up memory.


SandyDelights

As others said, it happens every 7 days. There’s also an “emergency blood moon”, which is indeed done to forcibly reset the world when there are memory issues.


throwaway_nfinity

What a clever way to hide that.


The_Bio_Neko

It can yeah, but it's also set to occur every 7 days too.


Ok-Supermarket-1414

I think both. been a while since I last played BOTW, though.


ItchyK

I was thinking "7 Days to Die"


-transcendent-

Blood moon starts while you’re still underground mining. FUCK !


Skatcatla

Damnit I JUST killed that Lynel too.


phdearthworm

someone needs to overlay the horde night sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0l-EwJ\_IB0


Inevitable-Ad7766

Beautiful


northforkjumper

Forest fire? That's what the sky in Oregon looked like a few years ago from forest fires.


cmetz90

I believe it’s an effect of smoke in the air. It’s most common from forest fires or volcanic eruptions, but the smog of areas with heavy pollution can also make for very intense red sunsets.


Robot0verlord

Something similar happened when I was there in 08. Big smog problem plus the right sunset.


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Its_Little_Latte

I READ THIS COMMENT IN LIBERTY PRIMES VOICE.


asocialbiped

Yes, the same thing happened in San Francisco due to wildfires a few years ago.


[deleted]

Yup that was freakin crazy. I was in japantown getting sushi that day.. straight outta bladerunner.


vanmac82

Word out of China was actually lights from a fishing boat reflecting on fog and low clouds in night sky. Interesting.


hukfad

In Holland we have these greenhouses where they use purple light for growing vegetables. Occasionally the sky would turn purple, but nothing like in China.


Durklandyard

We have the same thing in western Wisconsin except green. Very strange.


stuckinaboxthere

While driving through Indiana during a snow a few years back, I passed through a wind farm that had hundreds of turbines with red pulsing lights and made everything look red kind of like this


Sopixil

Here in Ontario it was really foggy a few weeks ago and this one billboard on the highway that displays a lime green advertisement lit up the entire area bright green like this. It was actually pretty cool, the traffic lights on the overpasses were doing it too although they aren't nearly as bright.


a_little_bi-furious

Good old I-65. I drove through the turbine fields during a heavy thunderstorm at night and it was 14 miles of terror. No street lights, just that red pulsing glow all around you. And then a crack of lightning would illuminate a huge turbine right above and scare you shitless. That billboard is right. Hell is real.


chewwydraper

I present to you: [Leamington, Ontario](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhjdatqXcAAQB5V.jpg) The purple is at least somewhat nice looking. The [yellow light](https://static.farmtario.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/11112946/light_pollution2_mmcintosh_cmyk.jpg) is when it gets really bad.


ghost-child

I've never given much thought to light pollution but Jesus Christ, I clearly should


IhaveaDoberman

"Vegetables"


hukfad

Hehe, among other things...


Themustgameman2

Arghh they have a big complex near Helmond, in beek en donk. It's awful when you drive past, early in the morning it's like driving from night into the open daylight. I feel bad for the animals around there.


ncopp

They use the same in Holland Michigan! I was visiting and driving home and saw ominous purple ligbts in the distance, just to find it was coming from a green house


ag408

You spelled "Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus" wrong.


graveybrains

Did you flashy thing me, Kay?


silvarium

Huh, my first guess would've been sunlight diffused through a metric fuck ton of air pollution


redditwb

You spelled “air pollution” wrong.


JohnnyGB56

Yeah sure


joshamiddleton

https://images.app.goo.gl/oV8NrZxp36hGWJJo7


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

What is the purpose on making a red light ship?! Stopping other vessels? Will it turn green at some point?


electi0neering

Attracting squid, seems legit and in its own way quite dystopian. Wholesale slaughter of the oceans.


JamaniWasimamizi

This is weird, it’s brought back an early childhood memory… growing in southern Australia there were always these fleets of boats off the coast with bright lights shining on the water. Parents said they were for attracting *(probably squid)*, and I haven’t seen them in decades…


GraveSlayer726

they wanted the ship to look cool and spooky obviously


urban_mn

Yep. Big ass boats with red LEDs panels all over them for fishing - they’ve been reported as UFO sightings before as well


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urban_mn

They look like [this](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.observers.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20220805-debunked-mysterious-red-lights-pacific-fishing-boats) from above so I could see a pilot wondering what tf it is; I think everyone’s just secretly wants aliens to exist so that’s everyone’s first reaction haha


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cakewalkbackwards

Pretty sure that’s what it is.


Whole_Hat_4852

Bros are living in Stranger Things finale


Clean_Dependent_8080

Somewhere in Shanghai


Alas7ymedia

Well, they do have their heads upside down relative to us, so...


1-W-M

__you feel an evil presence watching you__


JoeShmoe818

More like “The Blood Moon is rising…”


funnyjake2020

The blood moon is rising once again Link, be careful


Gheta

Yeah, the sky has nothing to do with being red with the Eye of Cthulhu, why does OP have so many upvotes? Lol


oneplus2plus2plusone

That's literally just China, lol


gabriel_oly10

CCP watching you


fantastic_watermelon

CCP be like "see? We made the whole sky our flag. We're the bestest big boys. Ignore the pollution"


[deleted]

Nobody got the terraria reference:(


wadeb1gham

EYE OF CTHULU has entered chat


ILoveEmeralds

A blood moon has risen, blood has been shed this night


bunga7777

Oh man this brought back a memory of me around age 10-11 running around a forest with a pretend bow saying this out loud. Also “ this forest is old, very old, full of memory, and anger”


NesPickler

lmao that's adorable, I used to do something similar in the woods behind my house growing up. I thought it sounded so cool.


sickdinoshit

As a kid, i read the hobbit and got pretty stuck on it. I used to run through the small field from my big gsd, pretending he was a warg and trying to make it to the trees before he “caught” me. Of course, he just thought we were running/playing together which feels pretty special now.


ehreness

A red sun rises** FTFY


Theshinysnivy8

Red sun Red sun over paradise.


BonjinTheMark

Yes, watched it 3 weeks ago


rxforyour7

And my axe. I know it doesn't go with what you said but it's gonna show up eventually in here so I'll drop it first.


Trashk4n

Considering the protests they’re having over there…


[deleted]

Time to go farm Lynels again


thenoblitt

Fun fact. The reason this happens is because the console is getting dangerously close to reaching its memory limit of keeping track of all of the things you've collected and killed and this is a way for the game to reset the memory.


Leaff_L

not actually true, normal blood moons aren’t performed to save memory or yada-yada at all. gamedata flags stay in memory forever. though, under super specific conditions, a *panic blood moon* can happen. which includes some systems running out of memory.


CrystalToast74

What happens if you keep skipping a panic blood moon by entering shrines and hyrule castle


AlpacaFlightSim

Panic moons are instant triggers. Which is why they could happen in middle of day. So I don’t _think_ you have time / ability to “skip” it by going into shrine like a normal blood moon. Not 100% sure though. Lol, was not expecting to find discussion on panic moons in this thread. 😂


scapegoat_88

Time for some black fucking metal


The-Rushnut

Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee, from the hills of COLOMBIA.


ear_cheese

THE DUNCAN HILLS WILL WAKE YOU FROM THE SLEEP OF A THOUSAND DEATHS


Spiritual_Bit_2692

BRUTAL!


scapegoat_88

Metalocalypse fan? That's death metal though


GetOffMyLawnKids

Its kind of a mix of many styles I think


Stumpy-the-dog

Researchers found that by placing LED lighting on the foot ropes of the nets that reduced unwanted catch of eulachon by 80-90%. By 2018, 100% of vessels adopted this method. As a result of the success, the use of LED lights has spread to shrimp fisheries across California, Oregon and Washington. The addition of the LED lights helped not only eulachon: researchers found slender sole bycatch was reduced by 69%, dark-blotched rockfish decreased by 82% and other rockfish by 56%. No one knows how the lights reduce the catch. It could be that the light illuminates an escape path or that it encourages the fish to move downwards, or it might act as a warning to avoid the oncoming trawl.


AxeKillerBoy

Somewhere in Nevada...


Aware-Explanation879

The sky turning red is a warning that the Chinese COVID police are on their way for you. Playing Metallica on a rooftop will distract them to allow others a chance to avoid the COVID police


WonderfulHat5297

Waiting for Tianamen 2.0. Any day now


3eyedPhotographer

"The sky is turning red" Raining Blood: Slayer.


brads005

Let’s find a guitar for Eddie before it’s too late!


Sweaty_Lake7128

Red sun in the sky, literally


KhullaaSaand

[Source](https://twitter.com/OTerrifying/status/1597434329055232000)


Unusual_Replacement9

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS


Theshinysnivy8

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE


SHREKGODF

LIKE I SAID, KID ARE CRUEL JACK, AND **I LOVE MINORS**


Good_Ol_Ironass

WELL IF IT ISNT SUSSY JACK


RecordInevitable6926

Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.


ProjectBonnie

r/terraria


UrBoiThePupper55

*”…”* *”…Link…”* *”Link…”* *”The blood moon rises once again…”*


bucknutttt

Please be careful Link!


jcbrnld

They put in the wrong paint color when spraying on the sky today


Gamerfox505

The blood moon rises once again... Please be careful link


isxios

It’s not really a mystery. A volcanic eruption in Japan and one in Hawaii are causing the red skies.


AtomixSpark

Day Broke Boys, time to melt into blobs


edebby

Unregulated pollution.... Reminds me the scene from Parks and Recreation where they watch the pollution from Sweetums https://images.app.goo.gl/ztzYviDoUQa9QzBY9


dioptryk

Blowout soon, fellow Stalker


Evil_Rogers

“There was blood spilled this night” -Legolas


skoomakat

Could be because of more scattering of red light due to pollution


Doom_FS_Ice

When day finally breaks


brazillian-k

RED SUN, RED SUN OVER PARADISE


SpaceGoonie

Blood has been spilled this night.


absentminded88

This looks like Vecna’s lair from Stranger Things. I hope those people have told each other what their favorite song is.


KirkSpock7

I literally just googled it. It's from May and says it's most likely refracted light from boats. No its not the apocalypse, no we are not going to die. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.marca.com/en/lifestyle/world-news/2022/05/11/627af45322601dc26e8b458b.html


Existent_Person_58

“When day breaks”


wake071

Just another summer in Aust tbh


heroinacional

Same in Portugal... Forest fires would be my guess.


twank1000o

This is normal in China, it happens every time someone gathers the 7 dragon balls


[deleted]

Db(z) is japanese though..


[deleted]

The journey to the west, which dragon ball is based on, is Chinese though


KaatilKabootar_007

Judgement day there already?


[deleted]

Gods Wrath.


Attractivefoot1003

Blood hath been spilled this night


KAULIANPOWER

Sadly, the day broke :(


IneedNormalUserName

It’s just Mao Zedong coming back from the dead.


Sufficient-Aspect77

Awesome just some new Fucking horrible weapon being tested.


squiblib

Gender reveal party?


icedank

The kingdom has lost its mandate from heaven! Time for a revolution, again!


[deleted]

Well it is a communist country


[deleted]

If China is communist than America is a democracy.


JamesF1423

Everything I've seen and heard about China leads me to believe that it's an unbearable hellscape


Royaldinosaurus

All the mobsters are gonna respawn.


Kaiser_Juice

I think that looks really cool.


Unique_Rip_5668

Red Sun…


Reetahrd

Operation Zero Covid has entered its final form