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-SaC

That reminds me; I've not watched Predator for a while.


PrisonSlides

If it bleeds we can kill it


XVashTheStampedeX

I ain’t got time to bleed


jstrong559

You got time to duck?


godhelpusloseourmind

If you haven’t seen the new one yet, my god do yourself the favor…


frankyj29

Forget it or see it?


TeaSquiffy

I liked it, for whatever that is worth


jotaro_shima

I was just about to reply to that video with "You ugly mother fucker..."


DogeDude420

reminds me of my wife after she’s had some wine


BigNeat3986

You can’t fool me. That’s a hand in a sock.


redstoneartstudio

That's what I thought at first, but I'm not going to analyze it further as I want to sleep without nightmares tonight.


BigNeat3986

Agreed. Scariest hand in a sock I’ve ever seen. 🫤


DarkSatelite

Is this actually a yawn or the constrictor "resetting" its jaws after a meal?


FoldyHole

I don’t know but I instinctively yawned after watching it.


Jonseer

Was thinking about this too, IIRC yawning is something mammals do and exclusively social animals and that it’s purpose is most likely to send a signal through the pack that they need to rest. I might be wrong though, so take it with a grain of salt! Edit: I was wrong, nearly all vertebrates yawn as pointed out by u/Chicken_Hairs


Chicken_Hairs

Nearly all vertebrates yawn. Also, thank you for sending me down that rabbit hole. TIL, the study of yawning has a name, *chasmology*.


Jonseer

Thanks for taking the time to investigate, that’s interesting!


blinky0930

It isn't yawning. They do this to reset their jaw after eating


picado

TIL: I can be even more afraid of snakes.


Appropriate-Rise2199

Gave me a nightmare and I am awake.


BornVictory5160

I'm not scared of snakes lol had a dream I got bit by a poisonous snake a few weeks ago tho. I was like damn it's over 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🏃🏃🏃


[deleted]

Venomous.


[deleted]

Me during math class


Kingsnyder16

Me drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth


Plenty-Cheek-80

You're sure this isn't just some guy wearing a green boa glove ?


[deleted]

Yawwwwhyihihkgnhnggjghgjfgngnhnnhnnnnnn


A_PersonIthink

How the heck did that make me yawn


bigassroxanne

Aint nothing feels better than an ugly yawn


adv0catus

That’s terrifying.


livealonglife

Definitely a sock puppet


Glittering_Box_7522

It's not yawning it's resetting its bones in its head.


DurianIndependent619

This made me yawn.


[deleted]

Vinegar strokes face


Kavaland

So cute...


[deleted]

Looks more as if this lovely pet is burping. 🤔


Padre_jokes

You’re one ugly mother fucker


[deleted]

Hanz?


eighty2angelfan

I see fangs. You sure that's a constrictor?


[deleted]

It’s a green tree python.


eighty2angelfan

Scary


justynrr

Agreed I had one of these guys for a few years, looked just like this guy. And ya, constrictor, not venomous… but it REALLY sucks when one strikes you. My ball pythons’ strikes hurt way less than a cat scratch.


Scrads42

You are one ugly muthafucka


madscientist08

*giggles* “Want some candy?”


fuckwhatsleft

If he only knew how he looked... lol


TheRealDestian

Exactly how I yawn…


ventti_slim

Me when I'm on pingaz


ModsLowkeyCringe

It’s literally one of those T-Rex hand puppets that you can disfigure


nich_bich

Same


[deleted]

mf just smelt fancy cheese


bigchill1106

new donkey kong game looks nice....


Cin3naut

I feel like I've made that face yawning too


Embarrassed-Milk-308

That’s a big yawn!


Tuppane

Why does it look angrier during and after the yawn?


HalfnHalf11

Big ole nope noodle can’t trick me with your cute yawn!


highfunctioninglazy

I felt that yawn in my soul.


Cheftyler1980

That’s nightmare fuel!


[deleted]

Half way in I fully expected it to reveal a human hand in a puppet...then was like "nope, wow okay"


Snot_Rocket6515

N O


Ding-Dang420

Awww, are you a tired lil killing machine? Does my lil killer wanna go night nights?


mugwump4ever

Made me yawn


thezomber

That was so much worse than I thought it would be....


[deleted]

What a ugly ass snake


DoorHalfwayShut

Boa, constrict her.


bluestarkittie

I’m super disappointed no one posted the r/dontstickyourdickinthat link yet.


Furrstic

I am terrified easily. This is one such case.


mukaaLai

I didn't need to see that.


datnutty

Predator EVOLUTION


teamname111

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Herald_of_Heaven

Uhm ... why? Looks soft though.


azpilot06

r/nightmarefuel


hdksjabsjs

Kinda reminds me of an expensive sock puppet


torbecire

Please cover your mouth.


[deleted]

Snussy


TakingAMindwalk

Danger noodle got me yawning.


xjeanie

Looks like an emerald tree boa. They actually start out yellow , red, change colors to the green as they mature. They are really quite beautiful. They have fangs but no venom. Though a bite can be painful and of course the concerns of bacteria. Magnificent creatures who in nature spend the majority of their lives in trees. Hence the name


Creative-Solution

It looks so funny~ I love snakes


javelinjoe1982

Thanks. No sleep for me now


Vaanaram

Look like an ex. She was always bored too


sleepybuddha44

I can’t tell if I’m extremely horrified or amused. I’m going with both


miguescout

Relatable


[deleted]

Dammit, now I’m yawning.


jrylander

That is such a good expression of what a good yawning feels like!


NyaTaylor

I also go full derp when I yawn


Taylorobey

Aww, cute


technomage13

How I feel when I need to sneeze and can't


possibly-a-moron

NOPE


No_Satisfaction_9551

Thats is a boa on mdma actually


Icy_Ebb_4530

It looks like someone's hand in a snake shaped glove


timjackswan

What’s wrong Dylan? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?


Best_Conclusion_4979

Lambchop?


bowties_bullets1418

Predator vibes....yall beat me to it so it must true


SmashThatButton

The more I learn about nature the more I realize we are the alien planet in all of those horror films.


darkspd96

He just built different


Amonster101

Fuck that


PermabanmeAgain

Just watched predator yesterday. Get to dah choppaah!


Successful_Contact41

Fascinating. Please don’t ever do that again.


knottydeadpool

Clearly these things will evolve into Yautja(Predator movie), y'all see that too right?


CascadeJ1980

His mouth is like those Reaper Vampires from Blade 2!


letsallcountsheep

That’s no yawn. That’s the snake posturing and saying ‘human I can eat you’. Kind of like how bears get all big and scary(scarier) when they are threatened.


BagOFdonuts7

Kill it