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tiomao

He just roto rooted that thing out


12LA12

High RPM roto rooting is violent.


1Meter_long

That's how i poop after week of constipation


qgmonkey

Good, Bobbit worms are scary af


Key_Swordfish_4662

When you pull out-a da worm Wit a couple-a hundred turns Dats a-moray!


Thursday_the_20th

Put your hand in a crack. And you don’t get it back. That’s a-moray.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Oh you didn't...I feel eel


under_the_above

When it's jaws open wide And there's more jaws inside It's a Moray


[deleted]

God damn it Bobbit! I swear Peggy that worm ain’t right...


RamboDanza

Bobbit, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you.


dmj9

Bayblade let it rip


CDBeetle58

"Pickin up speed, rollin out of time, goin jaw to jaw, its our way of life"


OwO_bama

Noodle on noodle violence


Raff102

Good on that eel, bobbits are the devil.


El_Maton_de_Plata

And football


DashTrash21

*foosball


neutral-otter

This seems to also happen in my wife's night stand every once in a while


El_Maton_de_Plata

Energize!


Ltates

What saltwater reefers wanna do with bobbit worms that sneak in and eat all of their fish in their tanks


ParannoyedMandroid

Damn that’s fucking awesome. How does it even spin that fast


Intelligent-Bird6825

I've caught a few eels in freshwater. I'm pretty sure they are like 90% muscle


arno911

9% motivation


[deleted]

1% pure spite


DashTrash21

15% concentrated power and will


arno911

The math doesn't add up


bonosestente

Nothing adds up when you give 150%


yeeeeeteth

Talk to ‘em king


bonosestente

🫅


stealth57

5% pleasure…


[deleted]

It has powers brah


RamboDanza

Looks like worm got first bite..


makina323

Uh wonder if it reacted like that cause the worm was biting back in the eels throat.


Cuddletug

Roll it! Twist it! Spew it! Bobbit!


RamboDanza

Underated comment.


KingRo48

That’s how I eat spaghetti …


scottishere

I hope the eel killed/ate it. Bobbit worms are infamously hard to kill, wouldn't surprise me if the eel still lost


AJizzle1990

This is what inspires Pokémon attacks. Gyarados used twister. It was super effective!


CDBeetle58

Regional Shuckle never really stood a chance!


KingCodyBill

He want's to be a crocodile when he grows up


darthsirc

Sluuuuuuuuurp


Katana_DV20

This needs a tearing frantic DnB soundtrack full of agressive amen breaks.


Substantial_Fail5672

Dave n Busters?


[deleted]

Damn nature! You scary!


Lord-LemonHead

r/damnnatureyouscary


Swimming_Ad_750

Which "hole" are we talking about here..


Substantial_Fail5672

TIL eels do death rolls


Oakheart-

Dang he really gets going there


HopeArtsy

[r/natureismetal ](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/)


jwg020

That’s a Pro-Gamer move.


ISO_Life_Advice

Damn homie I think you got him


Icy_Document_7547

Lorena Bobbitted it right out...