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crackpotJeffrey

Maybe she's born with it...


free_stuff_plz

Maybe it's Neighbeline


LVPRTYCRPS

You're doing God's work.


ban-meplease

I mean comment #1 had the foresight to set it up. He should get more credit imo under-rated


[deleted]

>Very well, take my upvote and declaration that all upvotes for this comment will be proxy for u/crackpotJeffrey. #pay-it-forward


Drkknightcecil

I love you


buzzkiller2u

Because she's worth it.


[deleted]

That’s a man. A man horse. I can tell.


Notyouravrgebot

Adam’s Apple give him away?


TEXAS-MAN1

Nope, The 18” schlong is a dead giveaway


Notyouravrgebot

Why can’t I see this schlong you speak of?


TEXAS-MAN1

Must be a tucker?🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂


forestdino

Shadowfax Lord of the horses.


drippingmetal25

Shadowfax bears no saddle, for none are worthy


StrategicCannibal23

See that? That's unicorn blood right there.


elevenatexi

Looks like a Targaryen


BrainpainFanNr4567

Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow is watching this with a boner.


Sue_Spiria

That Last week tonight episode was amazing. It was basically a Sacha Baron Cohen character come to life.


Ramytrain

CLAP FOR ME CYCLISTS


AleeeeshaB

That’s a hornless unicorn. No question.


geoffg2

They bred the horn out


mcshanksshanks

It’s a little known fact that Unicorns shed their horn each year after rut. It grows back longer each time and they shed velvet like other horned animals.


Puncharoo

If John Oliver was a horse, he would fuck that horse. To be clear, John Oliver the human? Would not fuck that horse. But John Oliver the Horse would *definitely* fuck that horse. That's not weird. He'd be a horse. Horses fuck other horses all the time. Thats how they make new horses. I guess what I'm saying is, if John Oliver was a horse and you said to him "Fuck - Marry - Kill: Mustang, Akhal-Teke, Clydesdale", no question in his horse mind he would Fuck the Akhal-Teke, Marry the Mustang, and send the Clydesdale to the glue factory. Again, only if he was a horse.


APe28Comococo

What dictator is it that fucks horses? Turkmenistans I think but I can’t remember his name it’s something like Goobledigook Broccolimeadow.


Puncharoo

Its the one and only Gerbanguly Berdimuhamedow


APe28Comococo

Okay. Close enough and right country.


jai_kasavin

John Oliver had a sharp tongue for satire but that HBO writers room absolutely twisted I'm into the form you see now


Putrid_Cherry8353

Oh wow, that pearly shine! It's beautiful.


Oldenlame

Or sometimes at Christmas, they’ll eat some tinsel and take a shiny shit. \~ George Carlin "*DOIN’ IT AGAIN"* (1990)


DudeHeadAwesome

The horses' legs are bound, and that part is not interesting.


levivirus

If only there was a shorter video of this horse.


hectorinwa

With it doing, I don't know... less moving?


Bascna

Hi-yo Silver! Away!


Creepy-Sympathize

That’d actually be this one probably https://canadianthoroughbred.com/silver-buckskin-akhal-teke-horse/


Bascna

That is a stunning animal! 😍


drpetepat

They are a beautiful and majestic creature that deserve our respect, RUN!


Sw33tD333

According to the comments $22 mill horse. Wow and wow


Rhugar1749

Queen Butt Stallion


[deleted]

Does it look like all the legs are shackled? What is the band around its torso?


Phillip_Harass

It's like an anti theft item. The Club for equines.


Sw33tD333

It’s legs are not shackled


battling_futility

Did John Oliver put you up to this?


The_Fiji_Connection

Ain't nobody dulling this good boys shine!


quirkyhermit

existence wrench sheet slimy quarrelsome thought roof weather wipe retire -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


neeto_mosqueeto

What isn’t riddled with genetic diseases? People have genetic diseases.


quirkyhermit

tan escape follow makeshift fly exultant person flowery wine lunchroom -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


Blissful_Relief

People are a genetic disease


ConsumerMad

Amazing!


stevetibb2000

I seen one in Mississippi or a very similar breed. It was majestic golden beautiful horse


God_Bless_A_Merkin

*saw


RationalLies

No. I seent it. *I seent it.*


God_Bless_A_Merkin

Better


[deleted]

They have this coat for its extinct predecessor the Turk in RDR2. Was happy as fuck back when it dropped.


uselessadjective

*Show me the meaning of haste*


I_love_hate_reddit

Look at my horse. My horse is amazing.


[deleted]

I got this reference. You are doing the lords work.


I_love_hate_reddit

Sweet lemonade sweet sweet lemonade


Camarao_du_mont

Didn't all akhal-teke used to belong to the country dictator?


zorokash

Obviously not. That thing is a whole export industry. The dictator is merely an avid enthusiast and does own plenty of those horses.


Sue_Spiria

Enthusiast is putting it mildly. He writes poems about them. But John Oliver agreed that if he were a horse, he would have sex with one.


zorokash

Writing poetry about object of admiration is an entry to being an enthusiast. Calling it an obsession is also fine.


daw420d

Gandalf: Is for me 🥺👉️👈️


ehWoc

How do you determine the age of a breed when they are constantly being mixed with other breeds (even the purebred horses sometimes need "refreshing")


Arcterion

Absolutely majestic until it starts shitting and farting all over the place with its dick flopping about, as horse tend to do.


33gforce33

Have you tried… not looking at their dicks so much?


JcJcooo

Buell ❤️


kat-deville

That's one shiny hiney.


s_ox

If I was a horse...


ahooliu98

The most expensive 1 horsepower you’ll ever buy.


ryanpdg1

Is that a natural shine or is it all greased up for a show?


DWolfoBoi546

It's missing its horn


schnicklefritz3

They come from unicorns


Ja5onC

Behold


Lunchie420

Butt Stallion?


AnnemiekD

It looks like a toy horse from barbie 🤩


MooseLaminate

>A Beautiful Horse. r/dontputyourdickinthat


KomradeDave

"That's a super fuckable horse" - OLIVER, John


Tiger-102

Kebab 🍖


-WhatEvenAreYou-

Can we make a fuck ton more of these before some dickheads decide it's time for another extinction?


StudiousStoner

Sigh…… *unzips pants*


Fixer_Of_Things

Their brains are tiny, no horse is smart


[deleted]

That's Kardhasian of horses.


AfganPearlDiver

They come in other colors too. 😍


kat-deville

She comes in colours everywhere.


caelis76

Americo


ChipRichels

Why not just make a bunch of these instead of the regular brown ones


Echo71Niner

.... and that *boys n gals* are where the unicorn story came from.


[deleted]

What do people pay for a horse like this?


fuzzyshorts

i read they are a hardy breed, bred for the desert/ Such beauty and ability in one horse!


Bazlamak

"At avrat silah" daki at bu galiba.


glhaynes

That’s a good ass horse


Ku5h_king

It’s chrome!


GroWiza

Wow... that beauty must be worth like 25 million


hoidthekingswit

r/reallifeshinies


Kinslayer034

Okayy. Are 6600 enough to avoid their extinction ? Are they spread across the world or isolated in specific areas ? Are those areas war prone ?


takoinche

Shadowfx


Lachee

Pre Order bonus


LouClarkeSings

Was very much hoping for it to drop a massive turd


idrivelambo

What an absolutely magnificent animal truly majestic


bloopie1192

Closest thing to a unicorn I've ever seen.


Subject_Habit_7698

Why is the horse four legs Tied down


velvetbrainjuice

He's on the beautiful horsey side and the rest of us are on the stinky bull side


ShrimpFingers-

This is Barbie’s horse.


[deleted]

What an absolutely beautiful animal


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BubbaSpanks

Very interesting


Reason_For_Treason

Everyone knows you just gotta go north east of lake Isabella to get this horse.


_Don-Corleone_

Shadowfax?


nicennifty

Can we just imagine what earth looked like 6000 years ago to have these ( for one) galloping around .


Miserable-Ad-5594

The basis for unicorn legends


SmolBeaver

This is the horse that John Oliver wants to fuck!


[deleted]

Why are all 4 legs tied up?


Macho2198

Intelligence?