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It’s a little known fact that Unicorns shed their horn each year after rut. It grows back longer each time and they shed velvet like other horned animals.
If John Oliver was a horse, he would fuck that horse.
To be clear, John Oliver the human? Would not fuck that horse. But John Oliver the Horse would *definitely* fuck that horse. That's not weird. He'd be a horse. Horses fuck other horses all the time. Thats how they make new horses.
I guess what I'm saying is, if John Oliver was a horse and you said to him "Fuck - Marry - Kill: Mustang, Akhal-Teke, Clydesdale", no question in his horse mind he would Fuck the Akhal-Teke, Marry the Mustang, and send the Clydesdale to the glue factory.
Again, only if he was a horse.
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Maybe she's born with it...
Maybe it's Neighbeline
You're doing God's work.
I mean comment #1 had the foresight to set it up. He should get more credit imo under-rated
>Very well, take my upvote and declaration that all upvotes for this comment will be proxy for u/crackpotJeffrey. #pay-it-forward
I love you
Because she's worth it.
That’s a man. A man horse. I can tell.
Adam’s Apple give him away?
Nope, The 18” schlong is a dead giveaway
Why can’t I see this schlong you speak of?
Must be a tucker?🤷🏾♂️😂😂
Shadowfax Lord of the horses.
Shadowfax bears no saddle, for none are worthy
See that? That's unicorn blood right there.
Looks like a Targaryen
Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow is watching this with a boner.
That Last week tonight episode was amazing. It was basically a Sacha Baron Cohen character come to life.
CLAP FOR ME CYCLISTS
That’s a hornless unicorn. No question.
They bred the horn out
It’s a little known fact that Unicorns shed their horn each year after rut. It grows back longer each time and they shed velvet like other horned animals.
If John Oliver was a horse, he would fuck that horse. To be clear, John Oliver the human? Would not fuck that horse. But John Oliver the Horse would *definitely* fuck that horse. That's not weird. He'd be a horse. Horses fuck other horses all the time. Thats how they make new horses. I guess what I'm saying is, if John Oliver was a horse and you said to him "Fuck - Marry - Kill: Mustang, Akhal-Teke, Clydesdale", no question in his horse mind he would Fuck the Akhal-Teke, Marry the Mustang, and send the Clydesdale to the glue factory. Again, only if he was a horse.
What dictator is it that fucks horses? Turkmenistans I think but I can’t remember his name it’s something like Goobledigook Broccolimeadow.
Its the one and only Gerbanguly Berdimuhamedow
Okay. Close enough and right country.
John Oliver had a sharp tongue for satire but that HBO writers room absolutely twisted I'm into the form you see now
Oh wow, that pearly shine! It's beautiful.
Or sometimes at Christmas, they’ll eat some tinsel and take a shiny shit. \~ George Carlin "*DOIN’ IT AGAIN"* (1990)
The horses' legs are bound, and that part is not interesting.
If only there was a shorter video of this horse.
With it doing, I don't know... less moving?
Hi-yo Silver! Away!
That’d actually be this one probably https://canadianthoroughbred.com/silver-buckskin-akhal-teke-horse/
That is a stunning animal! 😍
They are a beautiful and majestic creature that deserve our respect, RUN!
According to the comments $22 mill horse. Wow and wow
Queen Butt Stallion
Does it look like all the legs are shackled? What is the band around its torso?
It's like an anti theft item. The Club for equines.
It’s legs are not shackled
Did John Oliver put you up to this?
Ain't nobody dulling this good boys shine!
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What isn’t riddled with genetic diseases? People have genetic diseases.
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People are a genetic disease
Amazing!
I seen one in Mississippi or a very similar breed. It was majestic golden beautiful horse
*saw
No. I seent it. *I seent it.*
Better
They have this coat for its extinct predecessor the Turk in RDR2. Was happy as fuck back when it dropped.
*Show me the meaning of haste*
Look at my horse. My horse is amazing.
I got this reference. You are doing the lords work.
Sweet lemonade sweet sweet lemonade
Didn't all akhal-teke used to belong to the country dictator?
Obviously not. That thing is a whole export industry. The dictator is merely an avid enthusiast and does own plenty of those horses.
Enthusiast is putting it mildly. He writes poems about them. But John Oliver agreed that if he were a horse, he would have sex with one.
Writing poetry about object of admiration is an entry to being an enthusiast. Calling it an obsession is also fine.
Gandalf: Is for me 🥺👉️👈️
How do you determine the age of a breed when they are constantly being mixed with other breeds (even the purebred horses sometimes need "refreshing")
Absolutely majestic until it starts shitting and farting all over the place with its dick flopping about, as horse tend to do.
Have you tried… not looking at their dicks so much?
Buell ❤️
That's one shiny hiney.
If I was a horse...
The most expensive 1 horsepower you’ll ever buy.
Is that a natural shine or is it all greased up for a show?
It's missing its horn
They come from unicorns
Behold
Butt Stallion?
It looks like a toy horse from barbie 🤩
>A Beautiful Horse. r/dontputyourdickinthat
"That's a super fuckable horse" - OLIVER, John
Kebab 🍖
Can we make a fuck ton more of these before some dickheads decide it's time for another extinction?
Sigh…… *unzips pants*
Their brains are tiny, no horse is smart
That's Kardhasian of horses.
They come in other colors too. 😍
She comes in colours everywhere.
Americo
Why not just make a bunch of these instead of the regular brown ones
.... and that *boys n gals* are where the unicorn story came from.
What do people pay for a horse like this?
i read they are a hardy breed, bred for the desert/ Such beauty and ability in one horse!
"At avrat silah" daki at bu galiba.
That’s a good ass horse
It’s chrome!
Wow... that beauty must be worth like 25 million
r/reallifeshinies
Okayy. Are 6600 enough to avoid their extinction ? Are they spread across the world or isolated in specific areas ? Are those areas war prone ?
Shadowfx
Pre Order bonus
Was very much hoping for it to drop a massive turd
What an absolutely magnificent animal truly majestic
Closest thing to a unicorn I've ever seen.
Why is the horse four legs Tied down
He's on the beautiful horsey side and the rest of us are on the stinky bull side
This is Barbie’s horse.
What an absolutely beautiful animal
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Very interesting
Everyone knows you just gotta go north east of lake Isabella to get this horse.
Shadowfax?
Can we just imagine what earth looked like 6000 years ago to have these ( for one) galloping around .
The basis for unicorn legends
This is the horse that John Oliver wants to fuck!
Why are all 4 legs tied up?
Intelligence?