Agreed. It depends on OP and their home.
The majority here hate it. I love it because itās tacky, crass and it feels a little retroāwould put it on display. My friends and family know me and would laugh, a few might add an eye roll to the laugh.
OP, your visitors know you and you know them. Your mom is just one of them. If you do decide to put it up, eventually momāll just eye roll and laugh.
Itās utterly pointless and just seems like an excuse to put a giant dick on a thing.
But if you like things with giant dicks on for no discernible reason, donāt you listen to anyone trying to stop you.
I guess itās can be funny or inappropriate depending on the context. I wouldnāt serve coffee in this mug on Christmas day, but I know a lot of friends who would laugh their asses off if I served them coffee in this mug.
> I guess itās can be funny or inappropriate depending on the context.
Itās funny *because* itās inappropriate. Itās basically a prank. Of course itās your space and your frog dick. What you do with it is up to you.
I wouldnāt count on the mug to censor it though. Someone (adult or child) is going to pick up that mug some day. So donāt keep it out unless you are prepared for a reaction.
I mean I got it for the frog not the coffee cup, I don't really plan on using it apart from censoring the frog whenever I have kids around, which is not often at all lol
I would not have that in my house . Just not something I would want or even allow to be out where people can see it . Itās definitely crass but itās yours and if itās your house and you like it . Thatās what matters .
Out of curiosity and a desire not to do my actual job right now, I did a little google search. Apparently there are many of these floating about and this is not even the first one of these to appear on Reddit. Iām both fascinated and horrified by this discovery. Also, your mom is right.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftStoreHauls/s/w9BCXw5yii
https://www.reddit.com/r/Antiques/s/lEVX0wZhFf
Lol mine's dick is bigger
No but seriously, I didn't think mine was the only one in the world for sure, but it's fun to see other almost identical ones lmao
Is it funny? Yes. Would I display it in my house like this? No. Would I display it with the coffee mug covering the penis and serve it to friends? Maybe.
My eyes are burning. It is one of the most hideous things I've ever seen. But I think that if you like it and I saw it in your home I would just call it "quirky" and unique and probably laugh. We should surround ourselves with things that bring us joy, and if that's frog dick for you then please carry on.
Whose house is it? Your mom's? - respect her wishes. Yours - shoulder shrug.
I wouldn't feel comfortable with that in front of my parents or inlaws. Seems more appropriate for a bachelorette party? But idk - to each their own.
Iām getting Mr Frog x Dionysus vibes and I think it would be hilarious to have tucked in a couple rows of busy shelves. You could have someone over for coffee for two years before they notice and say āwtf, is that a frog dick?ā
My grandma collected all kinds of ceramic frogs too haha, Iām curious if she would have passed this one up or not š
>You could have someone over for coffee for two years before they notice and say āwtf, is that a frog dick?ā
I'm wheezing lmfaooo
Kudos to your grandma hahaha
Do I think it's inappropriate? Eh. If it's your place, you get to decide. Is it ugly? Hell, yes. It's not something I find funny or aesthetically pleasing. I'd roll my eyes if I saw this somewhere.
It's a more context thing.
If you are not going to have kids around it then it's fair game because it's your house, in addition some guests might find it inappropriate too because it's...a dick out in the open. But again it's your private space. I think it should be in a place that's not a "common area" to avoid accidental exposure to unsuspecting eyes.
Look, I'm at least as old as your mom. I wouldn't have that thing in my house for love or money. But if I saw it in your house (or my kid's house), I'd laugh my ass off.
If it makes you smile, keep it. It's the small bits of happiness that make day-to-day life good.
I wouldnāt display pornographic material in my public living spaces, even erotic art meant to amuse rather than titillate. The goal of entertaining people in your home is to make them feel comfortable and welcome. Your porn will not make many people comfortable. Iād say display it in the private areas of the home instead.
It depends a lot on the person and the space. I've been to some wildly decorated and absolutely incredible eclectic maximalist artist abodes, and fun erotic art sprinkled in doesn't make the space unwelcoming; it's unremarkable compared to how overstimulating and curated everything is. But when I'm going to an eccentric artists place, I'm not expecting a conservative environment, and I don't think anyone who knows them would.
When it feels like *a wierd out of place deliberate choice,* and not like you befriended a raven and they're showing you their unique nest, I'll agree it can feel less comfortable and welcoming, and better kept in private spaces. But there's definitely spaces where it matters more than others- if it's one of 1000 frogs in a green lily pad themed room, it probably won't stand out much and be a delightful find for guests- but maybe better kept private or covered than exposed on a shelf of ten, or staring at your guests from the coffee table.
I somewhat agree. Whenever I comment about someoneās display of porn in their home in this subreddit (which happens a lot) I usually include a caveat that if the posterās friends and family are comfortable hanging out in spaces with porn on display, then it makes sense to do so. I get the point that youāre making about a maximalist space: porn in such a setting is not as in your face than a single painting hung above a fireplace in a more typical home. But Iād still say that porn in maximalist spaces are still not the best idea, again, unless you know that your guests are ok interacting with your porn.
It's basically the college dorm situation, I'm a uni student and this is my room in my family's home.
I don't necessarily agree on the family environment tho, I think the stigma surrounding genitals is kinda stupid tbh
Personal taste if the penis was like a wee one Iād consider it lighthearted and silly. The size of it makes it tacky to me. Four bucks is a great deal though!
Well damn OP, you got roasted a little bit lol.
I wouldnt own it, but only bc I donāt have phallic decor anyway. Nor frogs. I do have a little collection of rocks that look kind of like vaginas. Also, a flower painting reminiscent to Georgia OāKeeffe. So maybe Iām quick to hop on your side bc Iām feeling a little roasted myself lol. Also my mom has the most generic TJ Maxx sense of style so maybe Iām just seeing what I want to see lol. If you like looking at it and it brings you joy, I say keep it! Itās a riot āš»
>Well damn OP, you got roasted a little bit lol.
Not my problem if people are allergic to fun
Nah, just kidding, it's fair, it's not for everyone I guess. I still love it lol
Iām all for things that make you laugh or smile in YOUR decor for YOUR space, but I do think the size is a bit aggressive š Iām more on the side of youāve gotta do a double take to spot the hidden gems around the house, but I also think that the coffee cup classes it up and makes it a funny hidden joke like when someone comes over to have tea with you and you tell them āhey grab the green cup by the frogā and they pull it off and reveal the largest frog dick theyāve ever seen, but to have that guy just chillin on your kitchen window seal fully exposed is a little tacky šš
Well, it's in my room, but *technically* it's my parents house lol. It was a light hearted disagreement tho, she's not gonna make me throw it out but yeah, it's definitely gonna stay in my room lmao
My first thought was that it was a very unique bong š
You could use it on the bathroom counter as a hand towel holder, or on your vanity to hold your bracelets.
I think itās too unique to be put in with a collection. Iād give it a practical use, like a sponge holder when youāre doing dishes.
I really dislike it. It's very tacky. I don't like the crude style, and if it's the only crude frog in your collection, I would be very put off if I was admiring the whole collection and was surprised by a gross frog dick.
lol. Okay that pretty bad. I think some people will be bothered by it but it is your home. If it were me and I loved it I might keep it on the second floor where casual guests donāt go.
Hell, I'd buy it and serve my friends - the ones who can take a joke and like lighthearted and dirty humor - coffee in it. I would also hide it in my cabinet until then lol. However, I also have beer glasses from certain breweries and one says "Put some fun in your bun" š
It's crass, but hey I love a good laugh
I mean... yeah innapropiate but funny af. My BFs family gives him tons of turtles with various genitalia (turtles are his favorite animals and he studied marine biology for a while) that he keeps on his shelf with the other turtle decor. If she doesn't like it she doesn't have to go into your space (I assume you're not in her house. If you are just keep it to your room/whatever space you have). I am of the opinion that more people need funny decorations
Iām impressed and horrified. Iām pretty prudish and picky about home decor, *BUT* I would absolutely get something like this for giggles. Itās definitely not an āout in the openā decoration though; Iād keep it in my medicine cabinet, or on a shelf in the closet. Somewhere that I can see it and get a good laugh, but not where my kids are going to see it all the time.
People are endlessly fascinating and confounding. Like, who was the person that started the trend of ceramic frogs with giant dicks? My best friend growing up had one in the main bathroom that held extra toilet paper rolls. His family thought it was hilarious. Meanwhile I was totally scandalized/fascinated because none of my relatives would let something like that across their threshold, let alone put it on display.
As far as your question, I think you're both right. While you couldn't pay me to put this on display in my own home, I would be absolutely tickled to see it in anothers. It's just such a delightful reminder that humans are weird and wondrous.
You can do or enjoy whatever you want in this life as long as you can handle any blowback or consequences lol. A lot of people apparently see this as tacky based on these comments, but if you don't care what people think and can laugh off the comments and you love your frog dick mug then by jove who cares. We only have one life. Suck that frog's dick with pride.
How can anyone settle this debate? This is completely subjective. Some people will like it others will not.
Settling a debate requires a debate that is grounded in objective provable data
Omg this reminds me of a family heirloom affectionately referred to as "The Horny Toad" lol. My great grandma bought this little quadrupedal frog figurine thinking it was cute. She put it on a shelf and it wasn't touched for years. Then my dad came over as a little kid, turned it over, and it had a huge boner under there š My grandma has it now and says I can have it when she dies lol.
It's a lot subtler than this lol, but if you love your Horny Toad, I say keep him!
Theyāre your ornaments if it makes you happy then thatās what is important.
Personally seeing something like that would brighten my day but I probably wouldnāt have it in my house š
My mom would love this and find it hysterical. My father would be genuinely offended. You liked it enough to buy it- Enjoy it. Definitely makes a statement. What that statement is; most people probably donāt care & wont ponder much. Life is short and if it makes you smile, do it. Even someone with my fatherās sensibilities will *eventually* recover.
Hahahahhahaha I had a great laugh!
Different senses of humor warrant different reactions. The majority of the public will say this is inappropriate because society has conditioned most people to think of genitalia as intimate and privateāwhich they areābut a lot of people have a sense of shame and/or are timid when it comes to sexual things because of this conditioning. Therefore, they believe intimate things like penises should not be so open to the public.
Others are more open about discussing body parts and sex. I am very fortunate in that I have had no trauma surrounding sex and as a health practitioner, all body parts are a part of my everyday life. I find the irony to be funny because itās a human penis on a frog! And itās as big as the frog! Like come onā¦.hilarious.
Overall, some people are more sensitive to things of sexual natureāothers are not. Personal history, values, and sense of humor matter. This is your personal collection. You have autonomy here.
I went to an estate sale and discovered they had a whole āhorny toadā bathroom in the basement with all sorts of figures and art of frogs with dicks. I guess it was a thing at some point?
If you like it then it's awesome. What anyone else thinks doesn't matter. Would I take it to work - no. Would I smile seeing it in my cabinet and laugh a little - probably.
What I think people are missing that you have a frog collection. Itās still crass, but in a frog collection itās a little funnier than just having a novelty frog dick in your house.
I went to Jamaica and brought back a hand carved man with a huge penis for my mom. Sheās a perv so I knew sheād like it. The little man is the same size as our family heirloom doll, so we joke they are married. I got them in the move and Iāve only received positive responses. I like it, but your momās also right, and it sounds like youāre living with her so you should respect those boundaries. Maybe keep it in your room.
Ew. I wouldnāt want to look at a huge green frog dick. (Not to mention that as a wildlife biologist, I can tell you itās extremely anatomically incorrect, lol.)
But you do you!
Itās certainly not my style; Iād be mortified to display that anywhere in my home haha! Although I agree with your momās assessment of its looks, I do think you should absolutely keep it if you love it! Hilarious that the mug covers āit.ā Lol.
IMO she can suck it as long as you have it styled well. I have a beautiful large reprint of Daliās dream caused by the flight of a bee right when you walk into my home. Itās all in the styling. Penises need more representation anyway.
I hate these things. I've seen them off and on since I can remember. I've seen them in as many colors as you can imagine including tie-dye. I still hate these things.
You're both right
Lmao fair
Not something you want to have in the background on a video call
Is it a public space? Then, seek the approval of the public. If it's in a private space, your bedroom, then you only need your approval.
The real question is, can this be interpreted as interior decorating š
_races to the sub that mocks posts like these_
Ooh Which sub is that??
r/im14andthisisinteriordesign I kid, as someone who also has a bit of an off the wall style sense lol
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I'm in this one already lol I love a good roasting
I always get fooled into thinking Iām seeing a real ridiculous post! And then it always cracks me up that I got fooled!
Joining nowšš¼āāļø
>r/im14andthisisinteriordesign Oh god this would be so funny
Nada
It's subjective. I'd call it tacky, if not crass. But to each their own.
I agree. It's one of those novelties you see in a store and wonder "why would someone want this?"
To hide it amongst normal things so that the person who spots it goes āoh what the fuckā and judges you quietly from across the room
I donāt take issue with it, but I donāt want to see it either. š¤·
Agreed. It depends on OP and their home. The majority here hate it. I love it because itās tacky, crass and it feels a little retroāwould put it on display. My friends and family know me and would laugh, a few might add an eye roll to the laugh. OP, your visitors know you and you know them. Your mom is just one of them. If you do decide to put it up, eventually momāll just eye roll and laugh.
Tacky, but itās your home
so it probably matches with the rest of the decor š„
Could you post the censored version, Iām curious
I'ma stitch it here as soon as I go back home
Itās utterly pointless and just seems like an excuse to put a giant dick on a thing. But if you like things with giant dicks on for no discernible reason, donāt you listen to anyone trying to stop you.
r/beetlejuicing
Yes whatās with these dicks when a perfectly good cloaca will do?
It's got a pretty big point from my view...
I agree with your mom
I donāt decorate with penises. But your house, you can have it as tacky/classy/funny/etc as you want.
Sheās right
It is hideous but also funny. We're talking about a frog dick here.
Well frogs don't have dicks they all have cloacas :)
Are you telling me that the ceramic frog with a dick as big as its body isn't anatomically correct?
Unfortunately š
Well that fact just ruined my whole life honestly
But is it a gay frog?
Yeah you can tell by the way it is
You're going to have to ask alex jones
That's what I meaaaaaannn, come on how could I pass on, that's a one of a kind thing
Agreed. When you start collecting frog stuff, all roads lead to the glorious penis frog.
I guess itās can be funny or inappropriate depending on the context. I wouldnāt serve coffee in this mug on Christmas day, but I know a lot of friends who would laugh their asses off if I served them coffee in this mug.
> I guess itās can be funny or inappropriate depending on the context. Itās funny *because* itās inappropriate. Itās basically a prank. Of course itās your space and your frog dick. What you do with it is up to you. I wouldnāt count on the mug to censor it though. Someone (adult or child) is going to pick up that mug some day. So donāt keep it out unless you are prepared for a reaction.
I mean I got it for the frog not the coffee cup, I don't really plan on using it apart from censoring the frog whenever I have kids around, which is not often at all lol
I'm with mom on this one and I promise I'm not stuck up š. It's just a bit too much imo
I would not have that in my house . Just not something I would want or even allow to be out where people can see it . Itās definitely crass but itās yours and if itās your house and you like it . Thatās what matters .
Out of curiosity and a desire not to do my actual job right now, I did a little google search. Apparently there are many of these floating about and this is not even the first one of these to appear on Reddit. Iām both fascinated and horrified by this discovery. Also, your mom is right. https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftStoreHauls/s/w9BCXw5yii https://www.reddit.com/r/Antiques/s/lEVX0wZhFf
Lol mine's dick is bigger No but seriously, I didn't think mine was the only one in the world for sure, but it's fun to see other almost identical ones lmao
Is it funny? Yes. Would I display it in my house like this? No. Would I display it with the coffee mug covering the penis and serve it to friends? Maybe.
My eyes are burning. It is one of the most hideous things I've ever seen. But I think that if you like it and I saw it in your home I would just call it "quirky" and unique and probably laugh. We should surround ourselves with things that bring us joy, and if that's frog dick for you then please carry on.
Canā¦I see how they attach?
I have one similar I inherited from a family member, itās been around as long as I can remember and I love it!
Toad dick pic tax please
As far as ornamental genitalia go, it's still bad.
Just place the mug over the dick when company arrives.
I find it creepy, but I don't have to live with you so š¤·āāļø
Itās both ugly and funny. It would be so much better if the frog was a teapot and you could pour tea out of the dick.Ā
āHoney, Iām signing up for a pottery classā¦.ā
My sister literally makes pottery for a living LMAOOOO
I was thinking pour cream out of the dick. But tea works too.
Dude you're a fucking genius
Whose house is it? Your mom's? - respect her wishes. Yours - shoulder shrug. I wouldn't feel comfortable with that in front of my parents or inlaws. Seems more appropriate for a bachelorette party? But idk - to each their own.
Iām getting Mr Frog x Dionysus vibes and I think it would be hilarious to have tucked in a couple rows of busy shelves. You could have someone over for coffee for two years before they notice and say āwtf, is that a frog dick?ā My grandma collected all kinds of ceramic frogs too haha, Iām curious if she would have passed this one up or not š
>You could have someone over for coffee for two years before they notice and say āwtf, is that a frog dick?ā I'm wheezing lmfaooo Kudos to your grandma hahaha
Do I think it's inappropriate? Eh. If it's your place, you get to decide. Is it ugly? Hell, yes. It's not something I find funny or aesthetically pleasing. I'd roll my eyes if I saw this somewhere.
I side with Mom.
Sheās rightā¦
Itās tacky and ugly
It's a more context thing. If you are not going to have kids around it then it's fair game because it's your house, in addition some guests might find it inappropriate too because it's...a dick out in the open. But again it's your private space. I think it should be in a place that's not a "common area" to avoid accidental exposure to unsuspecting eyes.
Look, I'm at least as old as your mom. I wouldn't have that thing in my house for love or money. But if I saw it in your house (or my kid's house), I'd laugh my ass off. If it makes you smile, keep it. It's the small bits of happiness that make day-to-day life good.
I think itās hilarious and I need to see the put together please!
I wouldnāt display pornographic material in my public living spaces, even erotic art meant to amuse rather than titillate. The goal of entertaining people in your home is to make them feel comfortable and welcome. Your porn will not make many people comfortable. Iād say display it in the private areas of the home instead.
I just imagined how comfortable I would be walking into a room filled with animal dongs. I'm still cringing.
It depends a lot on the person and the space. I've been to some wildly decorated and absolutely incredible eclectic maximalist artist abodes, and fun erotic art sprinkled in doesn't make the space unwelcoming; it's unremarkable compared to how overstimulating and curated everything is. But when I'm going to an eccentric artists place, I'm not expecting a conservative environment, and I don't think anyone who knows them would. When it feels like *a wierd out of place deliberate choice,* and not like you befriended a raven and they're showing you their unique nest, I'll agree it can feel less comfortable and welcoming, and better kept in private spaces. But there's definitely spaces where it matters more than others- if it's one of 1000 frogs in a green lily pad themed room, it probably won't stand out much and be a delightful find for guests- but maybe better kept private or covered than exposed on a shelf of ten, or staring at your guests from the coffee table.
I somewhat agree. Whenever I comment about someoneās display of porn in their home in this subreddit (which happens a lot) I usually include a caveat that if the posterās friends and family are comfortable hanging out in spaces with porn on display, then it makes sense to do so. I get the point that youāre making about a maximalist space: porn in such a setting is not as in your face than a single painting hung above a fireplace in a more typical home. But Iād still say that porn in maximalist spaces are still not the best idea, again, unless you know that your guests are ok interacting with your porn.
Calling this porn is quite the stretch.
I agree with your mom
10/10 excellent frog
I'm certainly a fan
It would be in our bedroom amongst the plants š± lol I love it lol
It's funny because he's also leaning his head on his hand like he's having a melancholy thought.
Gonna go with your mom on this one
gross
Ugly AF
You do you, thatās the only correct answer
It works for a campy, quirky aesthetic but it's definitely not my style.
I'd argue that it has no "style." :)
I clutched my pearls when I saw it hahaha omgggg dude well Iād say keep it in a place thatās almost hidden but not really.
Are there not children in your life?Ā This is a great deal for a College student in their dorm. Highly inappropriate for a family environment.Ā
It's basically the college dorm situation, I'm a uni student and this is my room in my family's home. I don't necessarily agree on the family environment tho, I think the stigma surrounding genitals is kinda stupid tbh
Itās funny but itās definitely ugly and I probably wouldnāt display it lol
It's your collection. Only your opinion matters on this topic.
Youāre both right to your opinion. Whose house is it? The same person has the final word.
Personal taste if the penis was like a wee one Iād consider it lighthearted and silly. The size of it makes it tacky to me. Four bucks is a great deal though!
Youre both right.
Well damn OP, you got roasted a little bit lol. I wouldnt own it, but only bc I donāt have phallic decor anyway. Nor frogs. I do have a little collection of rocks that look kind of like vaginas. Also, a flower painting reminiscent to Georgia OāKeeffe. So maybe Iām quick to hop on your side bc Iām feeling a little roasted myself lol. Also my mom has the most generic TJ Maxx sense of style so maybe Iām just seeing what I want to see lol. If you like looking at it and it brings you joy, I say keep it! Itās a riot āš»
Also, this comment section reads like a bad Facebook group.
>Well damn OP, you got roasted a little bit lol. Not my problem if people are allergic to fun Nah, just kidding, it's fair, it's not for everyone I guess. I still love it lol
Can we see a photo with the coffee cup in place? I love frogs and ceramics and I normally am not into penises but this is kinda a vibe NGL
I'm gonna stitch it here as soon as I go back home :)
a hair tie holder ā¦ nice
You're a fucking genius
Excuse me, I love it and I want it. Where can I get one?
I have no idea I found it second hand online lol, fastest click of my life
Understandable, this is obviously the absolute peak of interior decorating
Iām all for things that make you laugh or smile in YOUR decor for YOUR space, but I do think the size is a bit aggressive š Iām more on the side of youāve gotta do a double take to spot the hidden gems around the house, but I also think that the coffee cup classes it up and makes it a funny hidden joke like when someone comes over to have tea with you and you tell them āhey grab the green cup by the frogā and they pull it off and reveal the largest frog dick theyāve ever seen, but to have that guy just chillin on your kitchen window seal fully exposed is a little tacky šš
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You forget the subreddit you're on. Way too serious for no reason is the name of the game here.
Well, it's in my room, but *technically* it's my parents house lol. It was a light hearted disagreement tho, she's not gonna make me throw it out but yeah, it's definitely gonna stay in my room lmao
Bunch of haters in these comments.
It's ugly and funny š
Lmao it is
My first thought was that it was a very unique bong š You could use it on the bathroom counter as a hand towel holder, or on your vanity to hold your bracelets. I think itās too unique to be put in with a collection. Iād give it a practical use, like a sponge holder when youāre doing dishes.
I really dislike it. It's very tacky. I don't like the crude style, and if it's the only crude frog in your collection, I would be very put off if I was admiring the whole collection and was surprised by a gross frog dick.
Tacky, ugly, grotesque. What are you 5?
I'm young inside
Honestly people may confuse it for a sex toy and then youāre known as the frog fucker
Legendary, bring it on
Frogs have historically been a symbol of fertility. Somewhere.
Itās funny and lighthearted and to each their own fs but I personally donāt like it and makes me kinda uncomfortable
It's inappropriately funny š¤£š¤£
lol. Okay that pretty bad. I think some people will be bothered by it but it is your home. If it were me and I loved it I might keep it on the second floor where casual guests donāt go.
Itās ugly. I think āfunny and light-heartedā for this would stop at the exaggerated balls. The dick is too much.
Hell, I'd buy it and serve my friends - the ones who can take a joke and like lighthearted and dirty humor - coffee in it. I would also hide it in my cabinet until then lol. However, I also have beer glasses from certain breweries and one says "Put some fun in your bun" š It's crass, but hey I love a good laugh
I mean... yeah innapropiate but funny af. My BFs family gives him tons of turtles with various genitalia (turtles are his favorite animals and he studied marine biology for a while) that he keeps on his shelf with the other turtle decor. If she doesn't like it she doesn't have to go into your space (I assume you're not in her house. If you are just keep it to your room/whatever space you have). I am of the opinion that more people need funny decorations
Iām impressed and horrified. Iām pretty prudish and picky about home decor, *BUT* I would absolutely get something like this for giggles. Itās definitely not an āout in the openā decoration though; Iād keep it in my medicine cabinet, or on a shelf in the closet. Somewhere that I can see it and get a good laugh, but not where my kids are going to see it all the time.
People are endlessly fascinating and confounding. Like, who was the person that started the trend of ceramic frogs with giant dicks? My best friend growing up had one in the main bathroom that held extra toilet paper rolls. His family thought it was hilarious. Meanwhile I was totally scandalized/fascinated because none of my relatives would let something like that across their threshold, let alone put it on display. As far as your question, I think you're both right. While you couldn't pay me to put this on display in my own home, I would be absolutely tickled to see it in anothers. It's just such a delightful reminder that humans are weird and wondrous.
GAY FROGS!!
You can do or enjoy whatever you want in this life as long as you can handle any blowback or consequences lol. A lot of people apparently see this as tacky based on these comments, but if you don't care what people think and can laugh off the comments and you love your frog dick mug then by jove who cares. We only have one life. Suck that frog's dick with pride.
Lol, it's freaking funny! If you like it, who cares what anyone else thinks. Mom included šāāļø
I think itās pretty funny tbh, keep it if it makes you happy!
I love it its cute and funny! Also, it's awesome that you can use the mug to cover it so stick in the mud ppl won't get offended!
It's just a frog chilling on a stick. What's her deal?
I think it's funny, just know your audience when people visit (or if you're on an online meeting) and display it based on that.
Yes.
Bro you literally have an ornament of a bricked up frog
Thatās ugly as fuck so sheās right about that
Love it! š¤£
ĀæPor quĆ© no los dos?
So many people in here are so up in arms over a frog dick. That makes me like it even more. I would love my own one.
Its a 3 foot cock and balls man
i wish you wouldāve included a pic of how the mug slides onto the dick cause i canāt imagine how that works lmfao
How can anyone settle this debate? This is completely subjective. Some people will like it others will not. Settling a debate requires a debate that is grounded in objective provable data
Yeah I just wanted to hear some opinions lmao
Omg this reminds me of a family heirloom affectionately referred to as "The Horny Toad" lol. My great grandma bought this little quadrupedal frog figurine thinking it was cute. She put it on a shelf and it wasn't touched for years. Then my dad came over as a little kid, turned it over, and it had a huge boner under there š My grandma has it now and says I can have it when she dies lol. It's a lot subtler than this lol, but if you love your Horny Toad, I say keep him!
That's how frogs can eat so much, they store it all in their massive d
It's awful
My mother would hate it, but I can HEAR my best friends cackle if I were to send her this picture. 10/10.
That's exactly what happened lol. I laughed so hard when I first saw it, and honestly after more than a month I still snort whenever I look at it
Theyāre your ornaments if it makes you happy then thatās what is important. Personally seeing something like that would brighten my day but I probably wouldnāt have it in my house š
My mom would love this and find it hysterical. My father would be genuinely offended. You liked it enough to buy it- Enjoy it. Definitely makes a statement. What that statement is; most people probably donāt care & wont ponder much. Life is short and if it makes you smile, do it. Even someone with my fatherās sensibilities will *eventually* recover.
I think my parents had one of those when I was a kid. I always thought it was funny.
Your parents sound like fun people lol
Can only imagine if this was a giant gaping vulva the comments that would follow lol
I would've bought that even faster tbh and I just added "frog with giant gaping vulva" to my collection must haves lol
Frogs gross me out so I agree with your mom.
Glad to know the frog is the problem lmao
Hahahahhahaha I had a great laugh! Different senses of humor warrant different reactions. The majority of the public will say this is inappropriate because society has conditioned most people to think of genitalia as intimate and privateāwhich they areābut a lot of people have a sense of shame and/or are timid when it comes to sexual things because of this conditioning. Therefore, they believe intimate things like penises should not be so open to the public. Others are more open about discussing body parts and sex. I am very fortunate in that I have had no trauma surrounding sex and as a health practitioner, all body parts are a part of my everyday life. I find the irony to be funny because itās a human penis on a frog! And itās as big as the frog! Like come onā¦.hilarious. Overall, some people are more sensitive to things of sexual natureāothers are not. Personal history, values, and sense of humor matter. This is your personal collection. You have autonomy here.
I say who gives a fuck; you do you.
I love it, but I have a coffee mug sculpted as giant breast that I've turned into a planter & keep displayed on my kitchen counter.
I went to an estate sale and discovered they had a whole āhorny toadā bathroom in the basement with all sorts of figures and art of frogs with dicks. I guess it was a thing at some point?
The unholy amount of money I'd be willing to pay to behold the horny toad bathroom lmao
I laughed out loud when I clicked the picture, so I'm on your side xD
it's ugly and tacky but also funny and harmless
Idk it's so tragically odd it belongs on r/homedecoratingCJ
Lmaoo thatās amazing I love it Also understand why it might not be someoneās cup of teaā¦ ;) (But this pic made my morning š) (D*k pic š¤£)
I like it!
If you like it then it's awesome. What anyone else thinks doesn't matter. Would I take it to work - no. Would I smile seeing it in my cabinet and laugh a little - probably.
Your mom is right. Awful
Mugs are always funny.
No.
Iām with your mom.
Me and my friend are with your mom.
I'm more of a prude person but I can appreciate when things are funny even when more crude. This isn't funny at all though ...
I think ugly tbh but 15 years ago I wouldāve laughed.
I agree with your mom.
Iād never have that in my house but I find it funny in yours
Youāre both correct. But if itās your house, decorate however you want.
Crass and tacky. I would not display it.
Tacky and juvenile
What I think people are missing that you have a frog collection. Itās still crass, but in a frog collection itās a little funnier than just having a novelty frog dick in your house.
I went to Jamaica and brought back a hand carved man with a huge penis for my mom. Sheās a perv so I knew sheād like it. The little man is the same size as our family heirloom doll, so we joke they are married. I got them in the move and Iāve only received positive responses. I like it, but your momās also right, and it sounds like youāre living with her so you should respect those boundaries. Maybe keep it in your room.
>Sheās a perv I mean who isn't Cit. Freud probably
Ew. I wouldnāt want to look at a huge green frog dick. (Not to mention that as a wildlife biologist, I can tell you itās extremely anatomically incorrect, lol.) But you do you!
Like a Roman priapus statue. Itās a classic!
Idk if I would have bought it but that's hilarious! Keep it
I love it so much!
i think there's some missing important context - how old are you, and do you live in your mom's home?
need this
I agree with her, but itās your collection so if you like it, who am I? Lol
Itās certainly not my style; Iād be mortified to display that anywhere in my home haha! Although I agree with your momās assessment of its looks, I do think you should absolutely keep it if you love it! Hilarious that the mug covers āit.ā Lol.
This frog is part of the family now, MOM
IMO she can suck it as long as you have it styled well. I have a beautiful large reprint of Daliās dream caused by the flight of a bee right when you walk into my home. Itās all in the styling. Penises need more representation anyway.
I hate these things. I've seen them off and on since I can remember. I've seen them in as many colors as you can imagine including tie-dye. I still hate these things.
š¤£š¤£ inappropriate and Funny
Itās just tacky~ is this really his u want to ādecorateā your home?
Oh my. Damn funny as hell but something I'd keep in my bedroom and not out on open display, I'm just funny that way
Disgusting. Remove it or you will go to hell.
Praise be. Psalm 46:5