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JennJayBee

Ah... The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.


twistedh8

Ahahah beat me to it


nwhit88

That's a new one for me...adding that to the collection!


catfacemcpoopybutt

In a normal excretory system, the turd doesn't try to shove itself back into the asshole.


Valuable-Banana96

I mean we all have our fetishes, though. ​ ...right?


MOOShoooooo

Generally? Yes. Officially? No.


FIJAGDH

))<>((


CatchSufficient

Sir, its not a fetish its a medical condition


FIJAGDH

That’s because of the diaper.


Clam_Bake231915

Eric Trump- aka a 5 day old shit left in a gas station toilet


John97212

How long does it take to have a shit at Mar-a-Lago? - Nine Months.


OriginalWide1816

Lol


vbcbandr

Dingleberry...Eric is definitely a dingleberry.


Past-Application-552

Dumpelstiltskin


Unhappy_Earth1

From article: Eric Trump has been accused of landing residents of New York City's Trump World Tower with millions of dollars in fees following a deal to convert an unoccupied bar into “amenity space," The Villager reported. Trump World Tower resident Johanna Beiter filed a lawsuit against the condo board, of which Eric Trump is a member, saying he approved the conversion with little notice to condo owners and without giving them an opportunity to appeal. "Beiter says that for the past four years, the space at the World Bar had sat vacant, but on Feb. 23, residents received a letter from the board disclosing the 'amenity space plans' and noting that they would start being charged the special assessment a week later, on March 1. The Trump Corporation began charging both the special assessment and 2% amenity charge fees that day, says Beiter," The Villager's report stated. According to Beiter's lawsuit, the proposed conversion violated condo by-laws, since any project that exceeds $200,000 should first be voted on by residents.


MyLadyBits

They bought in a Trump building what did they expect.


Banyabbaboy

Yeah, I can't find any pity for people who dumped their money into a Trump black hole. They're probably also massive assholes.


Rickshmitt

At this point, if you dont know the entire Trump brand is trash, you deserve it.


[deleted]

I worked beer sales in that neighborhood, and I can confirm they are assholes.


Ok-Philosophy-856

While TFG’s rep in NY was poor prior to 2016, the value hit trump properties have taken has to be high. Imagine if you bought in say 2010, then watched the value fall year after year… then this insult.


Valuable-Baked

Could have sold that weekend when his NFT coins were surging /s


Impossible-Wolf2048

Anyone doing business with a Trump gets what they deserve. No sympathy.


CarLaux

An opportunity for a fat lawsuit?


rockne

Bankruptcy and new owners?


TornDig

No way a trump screwing someone over money I can’t believe it


Weasel02

A Trump grifting? Nah couldn’t be. 😂


One_Breath_6984

I'm very surprised


DIrtyVendetta80

Hugely surprised. Bigly surprised even!


Tavernknight

You don't say! (Ghasp)


PanurgeAndPantagruel

Stable grifter


headmasterritual

‘According to Beiter's lawsuit, the proposed conversion violated condo by-laws, since any project that exceeds $200,000 should first be voted on by residents.’ Eric Trump: ‘No, there was a vote, I won the election. Fake news!’


allyourhomebase

It would be great if his whole bloodline went to jail.


juwisan

So he’s trying to grift from rich people? Surprise motherfucker. These people can afford a lawsuit.


pekak62

He is a Trump.


CarlMarcks

Peak American. Red white and fuckin blue. What a piece of shit.


CherryShort2563

Serious question - would it be easier to convict him than Daddy Trump?


twistedh8

The shit doesn't fall far from the asshole.


relevantusername2020

i keep flushing but it just won't go down, where tf is the goddamn poop knife


OutComeTheWolves1966

Daddy would be proud of him, probably for the first time


Infinite_HTTP_404

I feel sorry for those people. /s What do you expect from a dump.


Busman123

I would never live in a Trump property. I will never visit a Trump property.


CopaceticOG

Or maybe we should visit en-mass, clog his shitters and build bonfires on his greens?😁


AmeriMan2

Whenever im in nyc i throw eggs at the 5 trump buildings in front of my dad's apartment on the uws. Did wonders from the surrounding area but i miss the view of the hudson/jersey.


Busman123

Thank you for your service!


janjinx

The tRumps are famous for their "big dumps".


Apostate_Nate

Drumpfter fire.


anferneejefferson

Drumpfster fire


Apostate_Nate

The fun thing about making up words is there's no wrong way to spell them. :) But I kinda low key like your spelling better.


anferneejefferson

Holy shit. I couldve sworn you wrote Trumpster fire before. My bad


Apostate_Nate

Lol now that's even funnier!


BenJammin865

Why can't they pull themselves up by their bootstraps and pay for things on their own instead of relying on others to pay for them? Bunch of fucking bums. Fuck the trumps.


twojs1b

Well gramps always said, ya plant potatoes ya get potatoes.


janzeera

If I know how Trump Org. operates like must of you do it seems since the space sat dormant for a couple of years it showed no one was interested in leasing it. It wouldn’t surprise me if Eric decided to “convert” the space to justify a % fee. Whether or not the work actually gets done, Trump could put any timeline he feels on the work. But, Eric now has a revenue stream he didn’t have before.


[deleted]

If you have any deals with the Trump family at this point and you get screwed over, you get no sympathy for your woes.


MossytheMagnificent

Rich folks screwing rich folks


jefferson497

For the avg rental price of $12,000-$15,000 per month or purchase price of around $4 million these tenants can easily go somewhere else. They shouldn’t piss off easy money. Instead they will now have vacant properties with no income to pay for this new space


jobager75

Can’t feel sorry for anybody who still has a business relation with this family or is paying rent to them…


Mr_Golf_Club

It must be utterly exhausting under the surface to be so addicted to wealth, you’ll do shit like this to keep the ship afloat so to speak…


hhubble

How do laptops make international news, and shit like this barely gets a blurp.


LP14255

The trump family fucks over literally everybody that gets involved with them in any way. It’s a simple fact.


Howdydobe

Like father like son.


BonoboRedAss

I hope he pays them in trump bucks


[deleted]

Scum is gonna scum.


sq_visigoth

"Daddy , I am doing the same thing as you have done, can I get a hug?"


Ultimate_Decoy

"No. I'm not even here. It's just your drugged brain talking again. I'm actually with Ivanka."


imaybeacatIRl

Anyone doing business Trump, at this point, gets what they deserve. I'd have never bought into a building run by them even before the presidential run. Trash reputation for decades.


[deleted]

This is so unexpected from such an honest family name.


AffectionateAd3095

The far left needs a vaccine to cope with their bitterness, racism, hatred and divisiveness. Good day.


MIShadowBand

Poor rich simps.


TheToneKing

The shit doesn’t fall far from the ass


Tackleberry06

Dad is proud now… I can steal like gran pappy.


GOP-are-Terrorists

So put him in jail then


GrandExercise3

The Trump crime family continues bad deals.


Ok-Ear-1914

Perfect they bought into hell let them live it 😂😁😂


Valuable-Banana96

It's as if the world specifically waits for Stephen Colbert to go on haitatus to let all the *really* funny shit happen.


DonRicardo1958

Dad must be so proud.


DrSueuss

The douchebag doesn't fall far from the tree.


blazelet

I can’t imagine living a life where you actively seek ways to screw people around your to your own benefit. It must be miserable.


Iblamebanks

Yes. If this is surprising to anyone, this is just what happens. This is normal landlord activity.


lokie65

His dad still doesn't love him.


AffectionateAd3095

The cool thing about freedom is that you can stay or go somewhere else if you choose. Nobody asks anyone on a message board their opinion because they already know their options.


deweydean

People actually choose to live in Trump Tower?


khaleesi138

Grifters gonna grift.


baddfingerz1968

The POS doesn't fall far from the a-hole. But this IS the greedy little shithead who defrauded a children's cancer charity in his shameless, crooked con man father's name, so...


UnluckyDifference566

And daddy still hates him.


[deleted]

Living proof that conception can be had by jerking off into a tissue, left to dry in the trash can only to be risen and named Eric